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ive got no idea what's going on with Trump's health. But the 'biden precedent' is just so glaring and hilarious. half of 2025 has been taken up with elite press shaming of how no one ever talked abt Biden's age which was actually their main topic in 2024. Ok. Set aside that his party literally ...
Creeping fascism in America...
substack.com/@sugarrhi/no... 600 Kids!! Trump Krist AKA CRUSTY GNOME TRIED TO DEPORT THEM ON A HOLIDAY WEEKEND, IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!!
At least 10 gun industry businesses, including Glock, Smith & Wesson, Remington and Mossberg, secretly handed over names, addresses and other data to lobbyists, who used the details to rally firearm owners to elect pro-gun politicians. By @coreygjohnson.bsky.social (Published Oct. 2024)
Way to rise up San Diego Labor Day ✊
This is going to be the executive order creating a Praetorian Guard with Uzis and gold uniforms with gold epaulets.
Proud to march in solidarity with union siblings in the Western States Regional Council of Carpenters! Union STRONG! It was great seeing labor leaders, union members, electeds, & activists at the 46th Annual LA/LB Harbor Labor Coalition Labor Day Parade, Picnic, & Rally!
Michelle Obama: Eat vegetables and exercise. Conservatives: I'll kill you. RFK jr, voice like a rock tumbler: Your child's face indicates unbalanced humours. Feed them fish tank cleaner [loads dead caribou into trunk] Conservatives: thank you sir
Fake liberal rags betraying us isn’t the same as acknowledging that Chuck Schumer, Hakeem Jeffries and Ken Martin suck at their jobs.
I’ve gotta say, having a zero-post Bluesky profile is peak fake-liberal Vichy yellow-journalism. @tombartlett.bsky.social doesn’t even know or care if liberals read his work that’s targeted at liberals. I bet he doesn’t even have the app on his phone. It’s just fuckin’ PEAK 🤌
Holy shit 🚬
When The Atlantic goes off the rails, they do it full throttle.
New CDC guidelines advise IV drug users to cut their black tar heroin with beef tallow
I almost subscribed to the Atlantic recently (after Signalgate). I am so glad I didn’t give them a dime of my money.
OH MY GAWD. JEEEEESUS Christ! The fuck is wrong with them? Whew! @tombartlett.bsky.social You actually okay, dude? Are you depraved?
Michelle Obama: "please I'm begging you feed kids just one (1) vegetable" RFK: "some children deserve to die. there's a healthy way to eat deep fried burgers" Media: "these are the same, to me"
U.S. Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent said Monday that the back-up plan to uphold the tariffs could be the Smoot-Hawley Tariff Act. The Smoot-HawleyTariff Act is described by an article on the U.S. Senate website as “among the most catastrophic acts in congressional history.” Buckle up America.
Hey, Ubique @libelandprivacy.bsky.social you deserve a profile pic. Can I help you pick something?
I dunno if it’s nothing this time. There’s a lot of pressure here. Ugh, it’ll probably be a surprise. He REALLY looks like shit anyway and they are hiding something.
Trump is showing Congress’s dirty laundry, whew!
It’s still early, but pretty good turnout so far for Bernie Sanders and Graham Platner’s (running against Susan Collins) rally here in Maine today.
Portland, Maine crowd as Democratic US Senate candidate Graham Platner takes the stage today.
LMAO, dude you went to prison for that fat fuck 🫵🤡
I think he’s “with us”, just drooling, wrapped in a blanket, aware yet unable to communicate. People walking around him and speaking about him as if he’s not there. You know, “Hell”.
I think he’s “with us”, just drooling, wrapped in a blanket, aware yet unable to communicate. People walking around him and speaking about him as if he’s not there. You know, “Hell”.
Not worth to “appreciate” if you ignore Russia, dipshit. Someone called Rahm Emanuel “Obama’s Stephen Miller” and I can’t stop thinking about that.
Rahm Emanuel with some classic yellow peril.
It’s bad, Liz.
Allegedly 👀
“According to people familiar with the thinking”
They have a parliament. I’m so jealous.
Technically Trump. LMAO, that’s a hell of a way to make that announcement if it’s Vance. He would totally just tell MAGA “I’m your President now and Trump deserves some privacy!” Can you imagine? In his shitty, condescending upbeat tone? LMAO the MAGA chuds would go apeshit!!!! 😂
And thus endangering the free world to $Billionaire psychopaths who lead dictatorships. It’s a consolidation of power. Putin took out the United States and he’s invading Europe. They’re all picking their seats at the table and the rest of us are fucked unless something dramatic happens.
And thus endangering the free world to $Billionaire psychopaths who lead dictatorships. It’s a consolidation of power. Putin took out the United States and he’s invading Europe. They’re all picking their seats at the table and the rest of us are fucked unless something dramatic happens.
Republicans truly were the set up to destroy the United States. Russia has been deeply involved with the Republican Party for decades through Heritage Foundation & the like even if they didn’t know it. They spent decades outsourcing industry and now Trump is cutting that off. A perfect disaster.
So many angry comments? Where?
Trump’s Mental Health Plan: Defund, Incarcerate, Disappear... His speeches on homelessness drip with fear and disgust. His policies are worse. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
Warfighters demonstrating leafality.
He's announcing changes in Bureau of Weights and Measures...2" is now called 8" or a whopper.
Such a critical time in history and that idiot Donald Trump is President of the United States.
A look at the world leaders attending China’s SCO summit and military parade. www.asahi.com/ajw/articles...
Serious question, would you honestly want an answer?
It won’t get good, but I hope it’ll be satisfying. Get ready see some real shit 🚬
I will post this meme until it breaks.
I expect him to be melting in a chair, giving a weird, dystopian slurred speech. Maybe he’ll even fucking CRY 😈
Thanks, I hate him. Also, I expect payment. I’ll DM you the invoice.
I think it might be worth saving if we put that Yarvin biodiesel idea to use. Let’s start a venture capital fund, do some TedTalks.
Mindblowing isn't it??? We will destroy the earth in order to make a second rate silicon facsimile. Meanwhile millions of real humans worldwide die from ignorance, war, and hunger. I don't know if our species is worth saving sometimes
Spellchecker is all AI now, AND IT DOESN’T FUCKING WORK ANYMORE. I can’t believe spellcheck on AOL was better than the expensive shit they have now 🙄
Wow. A Trump-style post with ✨real✨ grievances. It's kinda weird to look at 🚬
Nadler's health has been rough for years 🤷♀️
Update 😈
There's no other way to spin it. Unless this is an Epstein-related weird conspiracy fake out - there's zero significant reason to prove you're alive to the whole of the world by going to an empty field & hitting a ball around. They claim he's visiting Paris on Thurs. Is there a field ready for him?
Imagine the reverse. Imagine NOTHING is wrong with Trump. But the internet thinks there is. He responds, how? By golfing twice. Not ONCE does he call in to Hannity to assure us that he's alive. He stands on an empty course *with nobody around* as proof of life. Then 👋🏻 through bulletproof glass.
Curious
Missouri finally ditched the "luxury" tax on diapers and period products. The same GOP that gave tax breaks to the wealthy finally gave working families a break too. Took long enough.
I know, the "like" function of social media websites is a scourge. I think the intention was to "spread positivity, and limit conflict" but instead it's just awful.
JD Loveseat, James Blowman, JD Nonce, JD Prissy Pants, Jimmy Dean Vasiline, Hillbilly Felony.
Serious question. WTF is wrong with Trump?
Concern over low birth rates was what the theocracy in Margaret Atwood’s Handmaid’s Tale used to come to power.
Trump is costing the American taxpayers a million dollars a day deploying the National Guard for gardening and janitorial work on the D.C. streets. How about releasing the actual gardeners and janitors from ICE detention and letting the National Guard go back to their civilian jobs?
Spellchecker is all AI now, AND IT DOESN’T FUCKING WORK ANYMORE. I can’t believe spellcheck on AOL was better than the expensive shit they have now 🙄
Regarding the items being tossed out the window of the White House.... Sumpin' ain't right. Lots of things... just not right.
Look who's out in public full of vim and vigor! 83 year old Bernie Sanders (that's 4 years older than our MIA POTUS) is out making change with Graham Platner and gonna put Susan Collins OOB.
You can get grimoires from the library.
Yeah, it’s so much worse than people think 🚬
And we’re just burning down the rainforest for this brilliance, aren’t we? Boil that fucking ocean! We need AI FACTS!!!
At least you can slap the 8 year old.
Just more servers, more energy and $Billions more in investment capital and it’s gonna work, bro. Just add a little more, bro.
3/ Joe Lonsdale recently boasted to Peter Thiel that he has “a lot of really bold friends in HHS & DOD & Department of Education & all these places.” Both men are co-founders of Palantir. The video was posted 3 days ago. youtu.be/v2q3yPwEo5w?...
Palantir co-founder Joe Lonsdale RTd this thread, which says Trump shld act fast & “Fire people who can't be fired. Force them to litigate. Mass deport people who can't be deported. Force them to litigate. Cancel 100s of billions in funding that are not lawful to cancel & force them to litigate.” 1/
2 weeks after being violently attacked & arrested. "Good job, Mayor Bowser. You're a Fascist, too.”
They have jobs, lives, & families. And Trump is using them as political props. What a waste. Even though Trump is incapable of shame, this is shameful.👇
Eww he’s gay? Give him back! No!
An ancient meme.
OMG, I love the Onion 😭
At least women get cheese. What do men get from Nate Silver?
It’s amazing how many men get totally mesmerized by other confident men taking about complicated things and waving their hands around like Nate Silver and Elon Musk. They can be dumb as hell but they’ll have a loyal audience of fanboys that question nothing.
That’s the idiot. He doesn’t realize England is fucked more because they’re right where Russia wants to divide and conquer. Putin wants cons to win elections in England so the Brexit goons can kill NATO. Putin has spies and saboteurs all over England.
It’s amazing how many men get totally mesmerized by other confident men taking about complicated things and waving their hands around like Nate Silver and Elon Musk. They can be dumb as hell but they’ll have a loyal audience of fanboys that question nothing.
Reminder: Polling analytics is astrology for political bros.
He’s bad at polls too, only if you ask him he’s the bestest expert ever.
The horse race shit keeps Nate in business. Always out of reach.
It’s human rights. He’s annoyed by human rights. Also, fuck Nate Silver
His last name is “Pot metal”.
Nate Pewter is a Vichy fuckbag 🤷♀️ He’s just so hate-able. I hated him when he declared victory by getting elections wrong but calling himself “the least wrong”. Like, go fuck off dude 🤡👉
"Blueskyism" helped make The Onion one of the largest newspapers in the world in less than a year. If we had spent all of our time on Twitter, we'd be poorer, dumber and terminally ill with internet poisoning. He's just angry he's wasting away over there in a nazi agnostic lane that doesn't exist.
Bluesky has been critical to Democracy Docket's growth and reach. Nate Silver is an idiot.
Always too real for satire.
You can see in my replies on my profile. Totally unhinged. They just want to buy baguettes and pretend like war isn’t happening or what the fuck ever these cosmopolitan Euros do 🙄 I only block tankies and MAGA types.
I think he’s had a stroke and they’re panicking. A stroke significantly shortens an 80 year old, stressed& fat pillhead’s life.
🤷♀️ another NAFO-adjacent user blocked me for saying that it was an attack that inspired this very thread. Most of the people who block me these days are telling everyone that everything is fine and not to panic. THOSE are the people who block me. “We’re gonna win back the midterms!“ resist moms
He was saying Europe isn’t at war and it totally isn’t invading the Baltics even though the Baltics cut their utility lines with Russia and Lithuania is currently fortifying their border against tanks. He claimed it won’t happen in our lifetimes. Some Europeans are in denial like America was in Nov.
This is the point I want to make. There are lots of reports that get it wrong. Guess what, everyone seemed surprised when the USSR collapsed.
. . . So it’s even worse than that? 🍿
If they are willing to admit that things are this bad, imagine how much worse things really are.