Found an album on my phone called COOL THINGS There is precisely one image saved in it
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Found an album on my phone called COOL THINGS There is precisely one image saved in it
A dear friend of mine who's a multimedia artist has finally, after much encouragement, opened an Etsy shop featuring his jewelry designs and art pieces. He's hoping to make a few small sales so he can get some reviews of his shop. www.etsy.com/shop/marplebot
If I see any of you motherfuckers saying shit like "even Brazil" I will personally go to your house to shut your bitch ass up
Transgender AND antifascist ideology. They murked that dude with a cannonball.
Will we even notice?
Oh hell yeah fuck 'em up
jesus christ dude
If I have to hear the phrase "joining the winning team" even as a joke one more time there will be political violence.
What no never not me nu-uh not every single time now and forever, no sir
You'd think that as a group they'd notice the gaggle of snickering little cunts that follows them everywhere they go but they're not the most politically astute lot.
Oh absolutely, once the libs kick in the door and start bitching about civility it's countdown to nazitown
haven't seen this one yet
9/11? That podcast nazi getting ventilated? The Alamo???
Doctor I trust more than RFK
Now what?
I know right!!! God, March feels like forever away.
Yasiin Bey!!!
Watching everyone from Dem politicians to baseball teams venerate Kirk is like pulling back a strip of wallpaper and realizing your house is full of mold.
Well... yeah. Yeah... đ
If this turns out to be a repeat of the Night of the Wrong Wives I will never stop laughing.
They're doing it *at* us, right? Am I way off? I know it would happen regardless and there's always some grandstanding involved, but I just feel like it wouldn't be happening to this extent if they didn't think they were setting a moral example for the godless pinko youths.
Of course this is a backwards way of asking for the power to short-circuit incurious brains on command but I think my version is more polite and that's the most important thing.
I swear I'm not kidding when I say that one of my genie wishes would be the power to magically compel people to define any term they use. "Transgender ideology? No man good point but before we go on, could you define that for me?"
Honestly more upsetting to see than the ketchup geyser. Goddamn girl.
You ever read something and know instantly it's pinned in your brain forever?
At least we can take comfort in the fact that they'll all have completely forgotten his whole ass this time next week.
It's not a trait I was born with, let's just say that.
Not a day goes by when I'm not reminded
My most toxic trait is that if someone tells me they don't know how to do something, I will take two hours to force them to learn how to do it instead of taking two minutes to do it myself.
I've just learned that DC Comics has a new stance that sounds like if one of their creators violates DC's standards of conducts, they'll give credit to retailers, even if the work of that creative has already been sold? Can individuals ask for similar credit or refunds? I think I'll politely ask.
Generalized systems of morality are cool and all but I think everyone should be treated according to their own moral framework. If your whole deal is that some people deserve death you can't complain when people take you at your word. Can't really do much of anything it turns out.
This is the saddest thing I've heard all week
You'd think it explains a lot about me but I was more traumatized by what happened directly after that (gym class)
I remember one day on the middle school playground when were discussing the beheadings we'd seen on the internet. Turns out we were talking about three different beheadings we'd seen on the internet. One kid had confused it with a decapitated head on a fence he'd seen on Rotten dot com.
Just realized that the "schizosexual jihad" people I follow are all like 28 and they didn't grow up on the sanity-shredding everyday horror of the 2000s internet, they're legitimately shaken by the sight of someone getting wasted.
There are only two kinds of violence; violence against nonwhite people and political violence
I keep wanting to bail and I've definitely got my exits covered, but then I remember every post a pinko transsexual artist makes on here takes a dollar away from Bluesky's valuation and they haaaaaaaate it.
Political assassinations do tend to linger in the discourse like an eggy fart but don't worry, give it a week and everyone will have completely forgotten about what's-his-neck.
Iâm not trying to be mean when I say the lib minded people who are panicking are justified in feeling terrified but we were stuck on this ride long before yesterday and the stuff youâre justifiably scared of was going to happen no matter what. I know this doesnât make it any less terrifying.
That's all they want. I'm sure they genuinely feel bad when foreigners and queers and Black people die by violence but that's the status quo, sad but that's just how it is, those are the people who are supposed to die. That guy? He wasn't supposed to die. That's not in the script. That's scary.
Political terms in the US have shifted around so much that liberals are now the political group who above all else wants to protect the status quo because any change is bad change. You know. Conservatism.
My kitchen?
It's so goddamn good
It's a great day for my two favorite things: cilantro chimichurri choripĂĄn and having all my blood inside my body.
I'm not going to sit here and pretend I have any idea what that sad falsetto boy is singing about but This Place Will Become Your Tomb sure *feels* like an entire album about drowning.
GIRL NO
Grok says that videos of Charlie Kirk being shot are memes and that he's actually fine
Sure your messy bitch phase is supposed to include a bad boy but not bad as in "exterminate the Untermensch," bad as in "too much drugs and humiliates you in front of your parents but fucks like a 20th century Soviet war machine."
"But what if this leads to even worse fascism" but what if fascists learn there's consequences to being a fascist?
Sorry if this is not very feminism of me but I don't have much sympathy for the woman who looked at a diaper nazi and thought "marriage material"
I've consulted the history books and you're never going to believe this but it says that these hoes ain't loyal.
Nobody hates the core Bluesky userbase more than Bluesky and it's so funny that they're stuck with us.
âblugh wharrgarbblâ - Charlie Kirk
You have to admit it's a LITTLE funny that his little tent said PROVE ME WRONG all over it
The important thing to keep in mind about about gambling is to win and then crucially never stop doing that. Good job!
You could spray paint it red
Today is a day of many emotions.
Libs come get your boy, he's praising the fash again.
Congratulations! đ
please give my girlfriend money or if you don't have any get your friends to give her theirs đđ»
What a tragic waste.
You should ask those Etsy witches for help, those girls got the juice
SIR
Flu still not clearing up huh?
Shit, I'm sorry, sometimes I genuinely forget that that's a super weird thing to drop into casual conversation.
Growing up in a place and around people that never fought back and allowed extreme horror to blossom unopposed gave me a different perspective, but I get it too. I've just seen too many of my friends die unloved and unmourned.
Sure being widowed sucks in many respects but having the bed all to myself is kinda worth it.
My apologies, I came in too hot.
As opposed to what? It quietly going away like it was yesterday?
Talk to me when you've also had your head smashed against a brick wall by a nazi.
I WAS HAVING A GOOD DAY GODDAMMIT BLUESKY
Looks like you're not the only one enjoying sloppy head
By far the most disturbing footage I've seen all day
My grandpa didn't blow up nazi trains to be disrespected like this.
So what did you agree with Rhonda? Spell it out.
There's a school shooting going on right now Todd
need another set from this guy
And now we wait...
Hang on I've got an idea
lol
Contemplating the state of my immortal soul at the crab rave
Thoughts and prayers for everyone posting exciting news today.
I want to state for the record that I changed my username days ago.
Nah they got us dead to rights on this one
The fuck did I d- oh the other guy.
oh my god
I'm so glad we're here together
Hold on now Matt. If you block them, aren't you as bad as them?
"Hold on a minu- I SAID HOLD ON! If we do this, aren't we as bad as them?" The young men pause at this wisdom, nod solemnly and get back on the boats to leave Normandy.
your neck, our choice
I didn't think I'd find ten euros under the bathroom rug today but sometimes life just gives you a little treat.
YOU WENT TOO FAR
I was right to follow you for your political commentary
Oh, celebrating in style, I respect it
