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Clemmnolie™

@clemmnolie.bsky.social

Husband, father, business owner, golfer, and dog lover. Surrounded by crazy people with guns. I block MAGA, GoFundMes, OnlyFans, porn, plugs, pills, card cloners, and instant DMers on a FB. Go Commanders! #RaiseHail

created November 17, 2024

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Profile picture Clemmnolie™ (@clemmnolie.bsky.social) reply parent

It's been 4-5 weeks since you flipped them...

1/9/2025, 3:13:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Raider (@iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social) reposted

Excellent display of truthful knowledge.

1/9/2025, 2:34:38 AM | 965 489 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clemmnolie™ (@clemmnolie.bsky.social)

Kim Jong Un joins Serena Williams in promoting GLP-1 weight loss drugs.

1/9/2025, 9:34:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clemmnolie™ (@clemmnolie.bsky.social)

It's $30 billion in tariffs so far. Paid for by American taxpayers. #Taco

31/8/2025, 9:07:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clemmnolie™ (@clemmnolie.bsky.social) reply parent

😂

31/8/2025, 5:41:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clemmnolie™ (@clemmnolie.bsky.social)

The Josh Allen Snickers bar commercial is really good, but Hailey's pushing him to hard. He's going to end up like Shaq.

31/8/2025, 1:33:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 2:14:49 AM | 186 60 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clemmnolie™ (@clemmnolie.bsky.social)

I can't stop thinking about the "curious kid" from segregated Arkansas and how giddy he was to have just turned one man into three. I don't think Arkansas has left his soul.

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31/8/2025, 1:12:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 4:46:00 PM | 4238 1106 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clemmnolie™ (@clemmnolie.bsky.social)

#NotADragQueen

31/8/2025, 11:06:41 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clemmnolie™ (@clemmnolie.bsky.social) reply parent

I love the "Q+". I bet he's launching a streaming service.

31/8/2025, 10:55:15 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clemmnolie™ (@clemmnolie.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, been getting that vibe for a little while.

30/8/2025, 5:40:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clemmnolie™ (@clemmnolie.bsky.social)

#NotADragQueen

30/8/2025, 4:58:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#TaxTheChurches

30/8/2025, 2:04:29 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RIO LINDA MEX 🇺🇸🇲🇽🇨🇦🦍 (@riolindamex.bsky.social) reposted

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30/8/2025, 2:04:18 AM | 3425 803 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clemmnolie™ (@clemmnolie.bsky.social)

Hey look, Tom Homan is in this movie.

30/8/2025, 11:48:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clemmnolie™ (@clemmnolie.bsky.social) reply parent

Looking good.

30/8/2025, 11:43:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Sgt Joker (@thesgtjoker.bsky.social) reposted

MAGAts never understood why people were upset about Cultural Appropriation. Then Gavin came along and every single MAGA understands it with scientific precision and is howling mad about it.

30/8/2025, 11:36:02 AM | 215 48 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clemmnolie™ (@clemmnolie.bsky.social)

#NotADragQueen

30/8/2025, 12:17:53 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clemmnolie™ (@clemmnolie.bsky.social) reply parent

Michael Jones got traded.

29/8/2025, 3:38:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted

Mike Johnson makes clear that when Congress returns next week he's going to work tirelessly to cover up the Epstein files

29/8/2025, 2:38:34 PM | 16828 5763 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clemmnolie™ (@clemmnolie.bsky.social)

#IronyIsDead

29/8/2025, 3:16:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JeffTrnka (@jefftrnka.bsky.social) reposted

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29/8/2025, 10:50:58 AM | 7219 2395 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clemmnolie™ (@clemmnolie.bsky.social)

It could be 100° outside and my terrier would still lay in the sun.

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29/8/2025, 1:10:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clemmnolie™ (@clemmnolie.bsky.social)

#Taco just set the stage for raiding the former Vice President's home. Congress yawns.

29/8/2025, 1:05:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clemmnolie™ (@clemmnolie.bsky.social) reply parent

Rainbows

29/8/2025, 12:47:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clemmnolie™ (@clemmnolie.bsky.social)

JD Vance claims mental health medication is the root cause of these mass shootings. When #EndCitizensUnited happens, and NRA money is out of the politicians pockets, then maybe the guns will enter the conversation.

29/8/2025, 12:39:06 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clemmnolie™ (@clemmnolie.bsky.social)

Target is trying so hard. Is anybody shopping there?

29/8/2025, 12:27:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clemmnolie™ (@clemmnolie.bsky.social)

I'm old enough to remember the Senator that could diagnose people like that. It was bullshit then, I'm not sure what to call this version.

29/8/2025, 12:26:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clemmnolie™ (@clemmnolie.bsky.social) reply parent

Now do "Ode to a Bud"

29/8/2025, 12:24:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clemmnolie™ (@clemmnolie.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh yeah, how about a canon? Stevie Nicks can't sing.

29/8/2025, 11:42:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clemmnolie™ (@clemmnolie.bsky.social) reply parent

Ryobi is better than Makita

29/8/2025, 11:26:24 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clemmnolie™ (@clemmnolie.bsky.social)

Micah Parsons is no longer in the NFC East! It just keeps getting better. #RaiseHail

29/8/2025, 1:15:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clemmnolie™ (@clemmnolie.bsky.social)

When you brake check a tailgating asshole in a Tesla, rest easy knowing the Tesla will keep it from hitting you. Not so much for the guy behind the Tesla. The more you know...

28/8/2025, 3:51:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CREW (@citizensforethics.org) reposted

Trump reportedly owns more than $600,000 in shares of Nvidia and Apple. Both companies have financially benefited from special concessions Trump made to them while in office. The president is profiting off the policies he sets. This is corruption in its rawest form.

28/8/2025, 1:11:33 PM | 521 258 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gina (@perilinpink.bsky.social) reposted

Fuck guns. Fuck the unhinged assholes who murder people with guns. Fuck this dumb ass country which worships and fetishizes guns over human lives. I’m so sick of this shit.

27/8/2025, 11:14:36 PM | 1256 213 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🍁 Prof. Dr. John E Rock (@johnerock.bsky.social) reposted

💯👇💯👇

28/8/2025, 11:07:24 AM | 64 15 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Vince D. Monroy (@vincedmonroy.bsky.social) reposted

Harold Ford: “The common dominator in all of this is the guns. At some level, the sanctity and the misapplication of the second amendment can’t supersede every conversation about the lives of our kids.”

27/8/2025, 10:03:06 PM | 200 59 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clemmnolie™ (@clemmnolie.bsky.social) reply parent

Fatback is a seasoning.

27/8/2025, 7:48:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clemmnolie™ (@clemmnolie.bsky.social)

Google AI is biased against #cannabis

27/8/2025, 7:32:56 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clemmnolie™ (@clemmnolie.bsky.social) reply parent

You obviously haven't been on Nextdoor.

27/8/2025, 12:33:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clemmnolie™ (@clemmnolie.bsky.social)

You know why they never called it a "Conservative Arts school"?

27/8/2025, 1:02:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clemmnolie™ (@clemmnolie.bsky.social)

And yet the media refuses to bring it up.

27/8/2025, 12:58:58 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Angry Donkey News (@angrydonkeynews.bsky.social) reposted

Anyone, anyone?

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26/8/2025, 10:44:48 PM | 25 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clemmnolie™ (@clemmnolie.bsky.social)

#IronyIsDead

26/8/2025, 1:28:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clemmnolie™ (@clemmnolie.bsky.social) reply parent

Tweets aren't going to change his course. This current crop of Senators and Congresspeople is a huge disappointment. The governors are outshining you. Get out there and do your jobs.

26/8/2025, 11:29:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clemmnolie™ (@clemmnolie.bsky.social) reply parent

Did you ever have Barney in there?

25/8/2025, 10:09:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clemmnolie™ (@clemmnolie.bsky.social)

Hell yes! Terry McLaurin has signed. The core from last year has been preserved and new talent has been added. Gonna be a great season! #RaiseHail

25/8/2025, 4:07:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clemmnolie™ (@clemmnolie.bsky.social)

Then the US government should go after shares in the banking industry for the mortgage companies they bailed out in 2008. Then they should grab shares from the automobile companies they bailed out in the aftermath. Nah, that makes too much sense. #Taco

25/8/2025, 3:58:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clemmnolie™ (@clemmnolie.bsky.social)

Same punishment for sexually assaulting the flag? Oh, wait. I forgot being a convicted rapist is OK now. #EpsteinFiles

25/8/2025, 3:50:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clemmnolie™ (@clemmnolie.bsky.social) reply parent

One or the other, Roger, but please not both.

25/8/2025, 3:43:55 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clemmnolie™ (@clemmnolie.bsky.social)

Trump issues an EO eliminating "cashless bail" saying it let's criminals out of jail who are flight risks. He should know, #Taco was released on cashless bail.

25/8/2025, 2:06:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clemmnolie™ (@clemmnolie.bsky.social)

Did not one notice he supported #Taco during the election?

25/8/2025, 11:24:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clemmnolie™ (@clemmnolie.bsky.social)

Proving everyday just how unprepared he is for the job.

25/8/2025, 11:18:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clemmnolie™ (@clemmnolie.bsky.social)

Did they pass a law since J6 giving him this power?

25/8/2025, 11:01:51 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Thomas Lecaque (@tlecaque.bsky.social) reposted

Kidnapping and exiling your neighbors is a kitchen table issue.

24/8/2025, 9:49:30 PM | 514 105 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clemmnolie™ (@clemmnolie.bsky.social)

Two plants. Same strain. Same batch. Same light. Same feed. Same temps. One's purple, the other is green. Love this plant. #growyourown #cannabis

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25/8/2025, 3:24:12 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clemmnolie™ (@clemmnolie.bsky.social)

Fleetwood looks like he's going to throw up on the 18th green. #PGA

24/8/2025, 9:45:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clemmnolie™ (@clemmnolie.bsky.social)

Go Tommy Fleetwood! #PGA

24/8/2025, 8:56:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clemmnolie™ (@clemmnolie.bsky.social)

Enjoy the rest of your weekend!

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24/8/2025, 8:42:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clemmnolie™ (@clemmnolie.bsky.social)

They were hiring the people #Taco was campaigning on deporting, and yet they voted for him anyway. Knowing their business model doesn't work without illegal immigrants, they voted for him anyway. They deserve to go bankrupt. Cry me a river, #MAGA

24/8/2025, 6:46:11 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clemmnolie™ (@clemmnolie.bsky.social)

#IronyIsDead

24/8/2025, 6:15:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clemmnolie™ (@clemmnolie.bsky.social)

Having Keegan Bradley as a playing Captain for the Ryder Cup is a mistake. #PGA

24/8/2025, 5:45:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clemmnolie™ (@clemmnolie.bsky.social)

No. He's programmed by Pelosi to preserve the status quo.

24/8/2025, 5:30:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Biggie (@biggienotsmalls.bsky.social) reposted

Still the most relevant question of 2025.......

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24/8/2025, 4:28:51 PM | 305 59 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clemmnolie™ (@clemmnolie.bsky.social)

We have Fire Country and Sheriff Country. When does CBS fill out the lineup with ICE Country? Come on Shari!

24/8/2025, 2:28:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clemmnolie™ (@clemmnolie.bsky.social)

Jeffries is a shave off the Pelosi block and was promoted to keep the status quo (insider trading, high road politics, and Cadillac healthcare). What Gavin Newsom is doing is showing how ineffective the Dems have become in standing up to the part of pedophiles.

24/8/2025, 1:32:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clemmnolie™ (@clemmnolie.bsky.social)

Hey Philadelphia Eagles fans, I hear your backup QB is lacking. I think Kenny Pickett is available... #NFL

24/8/2025, 1:29:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clemmnolie™ (@clemmnolie.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait, that's a different logo, Ron. You can't eat that.

24/8/2025, 12:48:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clemmnolie™ (@clemmnolie.bsky.social)

I'd like to see video of this chud going through the obstacle course.

24/8/2025, 12:33:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jon Cooper (@joncooper-us.bsky.social) reposted

👇👇

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23/8/2025, 11:48:32 PM | 4763 1780 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clemmnolie™ (@clemmnolie.bsky.social)

If Lindsay Lohan can find work, how come Dean Cain't?

24/8/2025, 12:23:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clemmnolie™ (@clemmnolie.bsky.social)

The outdoor Red Eye Gravy has topped out and is starting to plump up. Very sticky and smells like the white part of an orange peel. #growyourown #cannabis

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24/8/2025, 12:12:27 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carl Quintanilla (@carlquintanilla.bsky.social) reposted

He always liked leverage.

22/8/2025, 6:59:45 PM | 595 219 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clemmnolie™ (@clemmnolie.bsky.social)

After observing three preseason games, it's obvious that the Commanders lack depth. The Ravens on the other hand are scary. #RaiseHail

23/8/2025, 5:05:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clemmnolie™ (@clemmnolie.bsky.social)

I wonder if he is including the Coke-Pepsi war. Could be 11.

23/8/2025, 4:23:41 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kirsti Miller (@kirstimiller30.bsky.social) reposted

When the UN tried to declare food a human right, two countries voted against it. The United States and Israel.

23/8/2025, 11:58:13 AM | 434 152 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clemmnolie™ (@clemmnolie.bsky.social)

Or gloves

23/8/2025, 1:42:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clemmnolie™ (@clemmnolie.bsky.social) reply parent

Because a bunch of 70 and 80 year olds dominate this party and they're afraid of giving up their insider trading and Cadillac healthcare.

23/8/2025, 11:47:52 AM | 53 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted

Donald Trump had classified docs in the shitter at his private club and his paying customers may have been using them to wipe their asses, so no, his administration does not have a good faith interest in the sanctity of sensitive government secrets

22/8/2025, 4:22:29 PM | 4020 908 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clemmnolie™ (@clemmnolie.bsky.social)

Hot or cold?

22/8/2025, 6:16:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Biggie (@biggienotsmalls.bsky.social) reposted

ACTUALLY, Rumor has its 20 WARS....What a Leader through strength...

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22/8/2025, 2:22:11 PM | 219 50 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clemmnolie™ (@clemmnolie.bsky.social)

Yard art.

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22/8/2025, 3:00:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clemmnolie™ (@clemmnolie.bsky.social) reply parent

Grocery store prices are insane & only getting worse. I shop for the bare minimum and can't leave the store without spending $75. My daughter is a server and she says business is down. Conventional wisdom says people save money by not going out. I'm just wondering if it really is cheaper to eat in.

22/8/2025, 2:57:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clemmnolie™ (@clemmnolie.bsky.social)

At what point does it become cheaper to eat out versus buying the ingredients and making it at home? I think we're getting pretty close.

22/8/2025, 1:41:58 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clemmnolie™ (@clemmnolie.bsky.social)

Brandle Chamblee on the Golf Channel claiming he has better hair than Jennifer Aniston isn't the flex he thinks it is. It's just f*cking weird.

22/8/2025, 1:05:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clemmnolie™ (@clemmnolie.bsky.social)

He tried to kill the person who dinged his car in a parking lot. Unbelievable.

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22/8/2025, 12:35:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michelle 🪷🇲🇽🇺🇸🌵 (@chicana74.bsky.social) reposted

Texas State Rep Ann Johnson has had enough!

21/8/2025, 10:02:12 PM | 1551 515 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 (@sundaedivine.bsky.social) reposted

My Uber driver won’t shut up about Gavin Newsom and Bed Bath and Beyond.

Kevin the Uber mensch.
22/8/2025, 6:41:49 AM | 833 96 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clemmnolie™ (@clemmnolie.bsky.social)

They just raided John Bolton. Better watch your mouth, Kevin. You may be next.

22/8/2025, 12:11:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clemmnolie™ (@clemmnolie.bsky.social)

Cue the Gavin meme - "I think I know more about grass Donnie!" (While holding a joint)

22/8/2025, 12:06:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clemmnolie™ (@clemmnolie.bsky.social)

Ummm, Target is getting crushed because they went anti-woke. I think it's more like a suitcase.

22/8/2025, 12:02:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Rude Pundit (@rudepundit.bsky.social) reposted

So are people more upset that they got rid of the cracker or the barrel?

22/8/2025, 10:59:58 AM | 157 12 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clemmnolie™ (@clemmnolie.bsky.social) reply parent

I can't believe we finally have waves for the ECSC and they end up pausing it. Go figure.

22/8/2025, 11:50:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clemmnolie™ (@clemmnolie.bsky.social)

Cockroaches can allegedly survive a microwave, but hot water kills them dead. Make it make sense.

21/8/2025, 11:46:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clemmnolie™ (@clemmnolie.bsky.social)

What do you want to bet he walks into a restaurant, orders a bunch of food, and leaves without paying. #Taco

21/8/2025, 10:24:33 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clemmnolie™ (@clemmnolie.bsky.social)

Trump has always voted by mail. #Taco

21/8/2025, 10:19:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clemmnolie™ (@clemmnolie.bsky.social)

Russian mic drop

21/8/2025, 9:25:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Even during a tropical storm warning?

21/8/2025, 4:40:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clemmnolie™ (@clemmnolie.bsky.social) reply parent

Country of origin is Japan?

21/8/2025, 4:37:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view