Anonymous (@youranoncentral.bsky.social) reposted
Four items not to lose focus on: Epstein coverup ICE kidnappings Ukraine invasion Palestine genocide They all connect
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Four items not to lose focus on: Epstein coverup ICE kidnappings Ukraine invasion Palestine genocide They all connect
The Atlantic (@theatlantic.com) reposted
An MIT literature professor discovered that his students were quietly meeting outside class to write verse. Joshua Bennett on what this means for the future of AI and why poetry matters in a world ruled by tech:
PBS News (@pbsnews.org) reposted
D.C. Mayor Muriel Bowser said Monday that the city had reached a 30-year low in violent crime.
Anonymous (@youranoncentral.bsky.social) reposted
CALL TO ACTION: If you are in the DC area, drop everything you are doing and go join others at 5pm EST in Dupont Circle to protest Trump’s illegal military occupation and efforts to federalize DC police. #3E #freeDC
The Excelorcist (@cleverage.bsky.social)
How many words do you need to satisfy the declarative: I am ()
The Excelorcist (@cleverage.bsky.social)
If the reboot is titled, 'Capital Plan.Net and The Plan.Net Tiers,' then the writers could still incorporate Earth Fire Wind Water Heart, and merely pivot the show's theme to how corporations are literal cancer for all inputs in the standard model of homeostatic biology. @netflix.com (NASDAQ: NFLX)
The Excelorcist (@cleverage.bsky.social) reply parent
If the reboot is titled, 'Capital Plan.Net and The Plan.Net Tiers,' then the writers could still incorporate Earth Fire Wind Water Heart, and merely pivot the show's theme to how corporations are literal cancer for all inputs in the standard model of homeostatic biology. @netflix.com (NASDAQ: NFLX)
The Excelorcist (@cleverage.bsky.social) reply parent
Keep your billions out of our millions’ political voice. Leverage your ideas without buying media volume at bulk rates. Money makes you less genuine.
The Excelorcist (@cleverage.bsky.social)
How would you approach the construction of a model/Fermi estimate to begin answering the question: how many people can accurately claim to be a direct victim - sexual, contractual, slander/libel, violence, etc. - of Donald Trump?
The Excelorcist (@cleverage.bsky.social) reply parent
I am curious how @economist.com would approach the construction of a model/Fermi estimate to begin answering the question: how many people can accurately claim to be a direct victim - sexual, contractual, slander/libel, violence, etc. - of Donald Trump?
The Excelorcist (@cleverage.bsky.social)
“Describe your vision for the United States” needs more traction.
The Excelorcist (@cleverage.bsky.social) reply parent
Maga is a loyalty test whereby practitioners fellate an orange crayon and describe it like the epic of Gilgamesh.
The Excelorcist (@cleverage.bsky.social) reply parent
Hulkamortuary
The Excelorcist (@cleverage.bsky.social) reply parent
I value your contributions to the collective consciousness. Thanks for your art.
Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted
"The Slovenian Sex Worker Who Did Soft-Core Lesbian Porn and Married a Vulgar Rapist for his Money Opera House" seems like a long name.
Nathan Kalman-Lamb (@nkalamb.bsky.social) reposted
Ever the Palestine Exception. Harvard’s publisher is a corporate entity, so this is another violation of international law. www.theguardian.com/education/20...
The Excelorcist (@cleverage.bsky.social)
Trump's power ("grid") is pressurized steam ("hot air") made by burning fuel ("credibility") as a heat source ("controversy"), steam passing turbines ("media") and forcefully spinning turbine blades ("henchpersons"); thusly Trump is able to generate electricity ("money") for televisions ("reality").
The Excelorcist (@cleverage.bsky.social)
Trump's power ("grid") is pressurized steam ("hot air") made by burning fuel ("credibility") as a heat source ("controversy"), steam passing turbines ("media") and forcefully spinning turbine blades ("henchpersons"); thusly Trump is able to generate electricity ("money") for televisions ("reality").
Seth Abramson (@sethabramson.bsky.social) reposted
Any American journalist who doesn’t *instantaneously* see what this is—Ghislaine Maxwell, desperately seeking a pardon from Trump, negotiating privately to say whatever he wants her to say in public to get a pardon (now or anytime during her twenty-year prison bid)—should quit their job immediately.
The Excelorcist (@cleverage.bsky.social) reply parent
The censorship here is more of a fleet or flotilla of senselessness.
Nathan Kalman-Lamb (@nkalamb.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
meanwhile this fucking site is deleting the accounts of Palestinians who dare to speak about it
The Excelorcist (@cleverage.bsky.social) reply parent
“Quinceañera” is the only Spanish word that Donald Trump wants to hear.
The Excelorcist (@cleverage.bsky.social) reply parent
Buy, buy, Gov. buy, buy, haplessness Hello, Elonliness I think I'm gonna cry Buy, buy, Gov. buy, buy, Tweets car press Hello, emptiness I feel like I should lie Buy, buy, my Gov., good buy (The Everly Bros., c. 1957, update)
WuTangIsForTheChildren (@wutangforchildren.bsky.social) reposted
Jon Stewart responded to CBS bowing down to Trump and canceling Colbert
The Excelorcist (@cleverage.bsky.social)
The United States reinvented itself as a Savannah Banana Republic.
The Excelorcist (@cleverage.bsky.social) reply parent
“It was all yellow” journalism.
The Excelorcist (@cleverage.bsky.social) reply parent
Future generations may dig it.
The Excelorcist (@cleverage.bsky.social) reply parent
As with MTV, it’s pronounced “empty _”.
The Excelorcist (@cleverage.bsky.social) reply parent
(Reads first half of ‘Atlas Shrugged’) well the cover had potential
The Excelorcist (@cleverage.bsky.social)
any volume of truth must pass through its bottleneck
The Excelorcist (@cleverage.bsky.social) reply parent
I herd that cows make “moos” but the moose makes both singular and plural.
The Excelorcist (@cleverage.bsky.social) reply parent
“Think of law enforcement” is the “think of the children” applied for the most childish fascists.
The Excelorcist (@cleverage.bsky.social) reply parent
We can debate free will all you want, but the free market proved "Free Willy" in the Summer of 1993 when your buddy 'Slick Willie' was President. Capitalism claims to build a world of free markets but only the vaccines are free.
The Excelorcist (@cleverage.bsky.social) reply parent
There truly is a wiki page for everything! /s en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
The Excelorcist (@cleverage.bsky.social) reply parent
"Pain is weakness leaving your Dollar," probably sounds funnier in mandarin.
The Excelorcist (@cleverage.bsky.social) reply parent
One of these days, someone will suggest to Trump that the squeaky wheel gets the @greece.bsky.social
The Excelorcist (@cleverage.bsky.social) reply parent
The old Epstein evidence is now old enough to become new Epstein evidence but none of it is legal, mind you.
The Excelorcist (@cleverage.bsky.social) reply parent
The power of hypotheticals is without limit if you remove all notions of reality.
The Excelorcist (@cleverage.bsky.social) reply parent
Tell us who bought you.
The Excelorcist (@cleverage.bsky.social)
Certainly, the “Joint Chiefs of Staff” personnel chief zero joints and that’s a significant reason for their warmongering.
The Excelorcist (@cleverage.bsky.social) reply parent
Paying for the right to sell food is a concessions concession.
The Excelorcist (@cleverage.bsky.social) reply parent
Analogously, the nuclear arms race is a hostage situation involving the extermination of every species on Earth and that’s somehow its only demand.
The Excelorcist (@cleverage.bsky.social) reply parent
Nicolaus Copernicus been dead so long that his skeleton has a patina, but hey, the Papal apology is always punctual.
The Excelorcist (@cleverage.bsky.social)
The Infallibility Paradox: What is a Papal apology, really?
The Excelorcist (@cleverage.bsky.social) reply parent
I noticed that the Earth's equator could be labeled "a waist of time," and this phrase sounds close enough for @nytimes.com editorial standards, yes?
The Excelorcist (@cleverage.bsky.social) reply parent
when rooting for Harvard, the grassroots are shallow
The Excelorcist (@cleverage.bsky.social) reply parent
when worship funds warships, the church kitchens sink
The Excelorcist (@cleverage.bsky.social) reply parent
@washingtonpost.com is Jeff Bezos' pet name for media.
The Excelorcist (@cleverage.bsky.social) reply parent
Best treat the blame for 2024's elections like an Oprah giveaway because there is no rational reason to ration any of the blame here.
The Excelorcist (@cleverage.bsky.social) reply parent
When you consider how Israel views the UN's General Assembly (GA), one sees that "the IDF" quickly emerges as the #IDGAF.
The Excelorcist (@cleverage.bsky.social) reply parent
The U.S.A. (entity) is possessed by corporations (entities) and this is why our head is spinning as we projectile vomit all over the brave people attempting to deliver us from evil.
The Excelorcist (@cleverage.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah but if you ask any/all of the women Stephen Miller has ever known, you won't hear this cast mention any "magic wand".
The Excelorcist (@cleverage.bsky.social) reply parent
Donald Trump doesn't know that you can't spell "epistemology" without EPSTEIN.
The Excelorcist (@cleverage.bsky.social) reply parent
Johnny Carson was a monopoly; Stephen Colbert wins our attention.
The Excelorcist (@cleverage.bsky.social) reply parent
Remember to abide the golden rule of hosting: feed the parasites (advertisers).
The Excelorcist (@cleverage.bsky.social) reply parent
The only people who talk about "deals" more than President Trump are literally selling used cars attached to 26% APR financing.
The Excelorcist (@cleverage.bsky.social) reply parent
Seems like the theme is now (lactose) intolerance and that National Ice Cream Month only features artificial flavors of vanilla.
The Excelorcist (@cleverage.bsky.social) reply parent
Disney's "Lady and the Tramp Stamp" sequel is somehow cheaper and dirtier than you'd expect.
The Excelorcist (@cleverage.bsky.social)
(scene) @thecharliekirk.bsky.social - Hurry up, we are late! unfortunate woman - I think I'm coming. Kirk - Stop lying to me, and I don't really care in the first place. (scene finishes immediately)
The Excelorcist (@cleverage.bsky.social) reply parent
You can teach a gorilla to start using sign language, but you can't make an Evangelical Christian stop using design language.
The Excelorcist (@cleverage.bsky.social) reply parent
all kidding aside, Donald Trump is the most prolific criminal of all time; if you include his "kidding side", Trump is likely the most vile human in recorded history
The Excelorcist (@cleverage.bsky.social) reply parent
good time to suggest relocating (and quarantining) the entire population of Washington D.C. to Madagascar and trying the human resources element of our Constitutional governance from the clean slate approach?
The Excelorcist (@cleverage.bsky.social)
Charlie Kirk: - is debate for the WWE fans - is philosophy for the farthest reaches of the bell curve's weakness - is food for thought for those starving for an idea - is faith for people with far too much faith in corporations - is economics for people who insist on the con being real
The Excelorcist (@cleverage.bsky.social) reply parent
Charlie Kirk is famous for answering the "how many toddlers could you defeat in combat" hypothetical as his rhetorical style and life's mission.
The Excelorcist (@cleverage.bsky.social) reply parent
Fermi estimate tracks
Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes.bsky.social) reposted
Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.
Melanie D’Arrigo (@darrigomelanie.bsky.social) reposted
$30B in new funds to hire 10,000 new ICE agents, $45B to expand detention centers, and no one stopping them from denying due process, trafficking and detaining people indefinitely… Trump built a domestic army to keep himself in power indefinitely. www.publicnotice.co/p/trump-coup...
Prisonculture (@prisonculture.bsky.social) reposted
Every single story you are hearing from the Everglades Concentration Camp has been and is already taking place in hundreds of prisons and jails in the U.S. That's what PIC abolitionists have been trying to get the public to understand for decades.
The Excelorcist (@cleverage.bsky.social)
I must imagine that if one were to Fermi-estimate a realizable net present value for Elon's data heist... the value of the data would exceed one trillion USD and make his $250 million USD purchase price appear more quaint by comparison.
The Excelorcist (@cleverage.bsky.social) reply parent
who's going to tell the A.I. that corporate medicine does not permit cures?
The Excelorcist (@cleverage.bsky.social) reply parent
if you are going to throw a condiment bottle, choose Dijon mustard
The Excelorcist (@cleverage.bsky.social)
It is unreasonable to require by statute that the Secretary of the Dept. of Ed. be named Edward but everything else is stupid, so why not?
The Excelorcist (@cleverage.bsky.social)
"Rick and Morty" is the US-America's cartoon litmus test in that MAGA believe Donald Trump is Rick Sanchez and non-MAGA believe Donald Trump is more of a Morty or maybe a Jerry.
Droniela (@girlrobot.io) reposted
Naftali my man may I direct you to the Wikipedia page on Streisand Effect or would that be considered antisemitism?
The Excelorcist (@cleverage.bsky.social) reply parent
Higher standards hire rebels.
The Excelorcist (@cleverage.bsky.social) reply parent
Billionaire buys crime scene.
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted
REPORTER: Families are upset because warnings didn't go out in time. What do you say to those families? TRUMP: Well I think everyone did an incredible job under the circumstances. Only a bad person would ask a question like that. Only an evil person would ask a question like that.
The Excelorcist (@cleverage.bsky.social) reply parent
Billionaires bought a “fixer upper” candidate and now it’s a “money pit” monster… and we ought to begin guessing how much money they’ll burn, voters they’ll turn, and incumbents they’ll churn… trying to flip this one property named Cuomo.
The Excelorcist (@cleverage.bsky.social) reply parent
Build one hundred bridges and you’re a bridge-builder; build one sentient Mechahitler and you’re a Nazi, Elon.
The Excelorcist (@cleverage.bsky.social)
I'm amazed how many capitalists believe that capitalism will improve the quality of their funeral service.
The Excelorcist (@cleverage.bsky.social)
How many house cats does it require to create Communism? - no more than one
The Excelorcist (@cleverage.bsky.social) reply parent
Zen koan
Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted
Pamela Jo Bondi has decided that none of these photos of Donald Trump with Jeffrey Epstein (or Trump's quote about Epstein) exist. If you saw them, you are instructed to forget them. Do as you are told.
Alt National Park Service (@altnps.bsky.social) reposted
The IRS announced that churches and other houses of worship are now allowed to endorse political candidates to their congregations, effectively carving out an exemption to the longstanding ban on political activity by tax-exempt nonprofits.
The Excelorcist (@cleverage.bsky.social)
If China's economy is truly a curated amalgam of global technology and intellectual property based on its relativistic interpretation of intangible ownership... then China represents the first Artificial Intelligence entity. The CCP is a technocolony; the USA's -o'cracies are all legacy systems.
The Excelorcist (@cleverage.bsky.social) reply parent
yo dawg, i put a bigger carbon footprint on your carbon footprint's footprints imgflip.com/i/9zkqpo
The Excelorcist (@cleverage.bsky.social) reply parent
it is possible that "a weak dollar" is the only trade policy concept that Trump actually understands and embraces
The Excelorcist (@cleverage.bsky.social) reply parent
the religious overtones also make it omenous
The Excelorcist (@cleverage.bsky.social)
Is my corporate implant supposed to vibrate and emit an electrical shock after six hours of sleep or should I talk to HR about this?
The Excelorcist (@cleverage.bsky.social)
Show your work.
The Excelorcist (@cleverage.bsky.social) reply parent
When @bloomberg.com uses the word "honor," they reference the ethical behavior of repayment towards a collateralized debt instrument; any other notions of "honor" are not intended for use or application, by default.
The Excelorcist (@cleverage.bsky.social)
"fluoride cures local conspiracy theorist"
The Excelorcist (@cleverage.bsky.social) reply parent
Ronald Wilson Reagan
The Excelorcist (@cleverage.bsky.social)
If Albert Einstein proposed General Relativity in a PowerPoint deck, management would take issue with Albert's choice of font.
The Excelorcist (@cleverage.bsky.social) reply parent
July 4th is like the opposite of Veterans Day in that we ritualistically mimic the soundtrack of war and ignore the various PTSD factors associated with experiencing the reality of this soundtrack.
The Excelorcist (@cleverage.bsky.social) reply parent
A site like Indeed or LinkedIn could create a more accurate unemployment rate, but they won't.
The Excelorcist (@cleverage.bsky.social)
I bet the Venn overlap of the 'woman should not cover their face' contingent is near 100% of the 'agents must cover their face' brigade.
The Excelorcist (@cleverage.bsky.social) reply parent
'Fireworks' is an accurate name for those things. Like, yeah, fire does work like that.