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The Lanky Libtard

@cmacdee.bsky.social

Writer, humorist and erstwhile hippie...eff the Oxford comma. Used to be a radio and TV journalist. I will fight the Trump cult on the beaches, in the fields and in the streets. Pray for me, I'm a Detroit Lions fan. curtmacdougall.wordpress.com

created November 14, 2024

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The only acceptable orange monarch...

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21/8/2025, 2:14:24 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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For all those MAGA folks whining about price increases as the tariffs kick in...

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20/8/2025, 9:20:58 PM | 10 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dear orange pustule: Slavery wasn't just "bad," it was a crime against humanity. Hope that helps. Sincerely, Every sentient human.

20/8/2025, 2:46:50 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just a reminder, as the lies continue to pile up...

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20/8/2025, 2:12:11 PM | 7 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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I choose the rule of law. I choose due process. I choose decency over hate. I choose the constitution over a king. I choose the truth over lies. I choose democracy. I'll see you in the streets.

20/8/2025, 1:22:27 PM | 11 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wow...the porn bots are swarming today.

17/8/2025, 6:01:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let's be real...

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17/8/2025, 4:13:54 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My 'go to' these days.

17/8/2025, 2:36:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yep, I think kissing the ass of the war criminal aggressor while failing yet again to make ANY sort of progress towards a ceasefire should pretty much guarantee that Nobel Peace prize.

16/8/2025, 1:32:11 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Once again, Trump demonstrates 'The Shart of the Deal.'

16/8/2025, 1:26:50 AM | 7 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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My theme song until further notice... youtu.be/H7fBFtif9H4?...

15/8/2025, 2:52:59 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But at this point we'll take anyone willing to fight.

15/8/2025, 1:39:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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14/8/2025, 9:44:57 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is why I no longer try to reason with the cult members.

14/8/2025, 2:53:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Say what you want about Gavin Newsom, but he knows how to counter-punch.

14/8/2025, 2:21:46 AM | 85 8 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good morning, all...

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12/8/2025, 2:04:12 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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He is sorely missed... curtmacdougall.wordpress.com/2024/06/24/r...

12/8/2025, 8:46:02 AM | 18 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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11/8/2025, 7:53:40 PM | 5 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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9/8/2025, 12:22:36 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Never count on the billionaires to do the right thing.

8/8/2025, 1:18:59 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That works, too.

8/8/2025, 3:24:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who I want in my foxhole: AOC, Jasmine Crockett, Governors Newsome and Pritzker, and Trey Parker and Matt Stone.

8/8/2025, 2:40:41 AM | 21 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Never count on the billionaires to do the right thing.

8/8/2025, 2:38:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm waiting for him to run afoul of Cartman.

8/8/2025, 1:43:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Utterly classless.

8/8/2025, 12:50:58 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can't wait to see Cartman squaring off with Dean Cain.

8/8/2025, 12:48:58 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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His is the 'Elvis on Velvet' presidency.

8/8/2025, 12:45:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Remind me never to count on the billionaires to do the right thing.

8/8/2025, 12:34:23 AM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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His is the 'Elvis on Velvet' presidency.

7/8/2025, 6:51:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Unfortunately, I imagine he'll bail them out with subsidies, just like the last time.

7/8/2025, 3:00:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's a cult It's a cult It's a cult...

7/8/2025, 2:58:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Apparently this country's founders never envisioned one party becoming so morally bankrupt that it would, in fact, burn it all down in order to rule over the ashes. But here we are.

7/8/2025, 2:14:30 PM | 75 8 | View on Bluesky | view

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#eatabagofdicks is my new rallying cry.

7/8/2025, 1:57:29 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is how it's done...Canada stepping up and taking the lead, doing the right thing.

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7/8/2025, 1:10:16 AM | 75 11 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dear Republicans: Grow some balls or GTFO. Sincerely, democracy.

6/8/2025, 3:13:37 PM | 5 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's hopeless...we won't get the cult members back. I'll be curious to see what they do when he dies.

5/8/2025, 7:40:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Eldery DC dementia patient found wandering on roof, babbling about being "the president."

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5/8/2025, 6:33:38 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why I no longer argue with the cult... Him: He's doing exactly what he said he would. Me: Like ending the war in Ukraine, reducing the deficit, not touching Medicaid, and releasing the Epstein files? And why does he lie about EVERYTHING? Him: They all lie, he's just honest about his lying. FFS

5/8/2025, 5:47:02 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Making the tourism industry great again...

5/8/2025, 5:23:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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3/8/2025, 12:34:11 AM | 13 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes.

2/8/2025, 9:13:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I miss Gord...

2/8/2025, 8:56:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The fact that these people vote is why we're here.

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2/8/2025, 8:55:55 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And stupidity is not a virtue.

2/8/2025, 1:47:33 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Satire is dead. I wrote this one back in February...

2/8/2025, 12:58:04 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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After 6 months we're closing down the Corporation for Public Broadcasting and opening concentration camps. In another 3 and a half years, we'll be vying with Somalia for biggest shithole country.

1/8/2025, 11:03:44 PM | 24 7 | View on Bluesky | view

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I glad I had an opportunity to visit the Smithsonian a few years ago, because I won't be going back. #profilesincowardice

1/8/2025, 2:50:47 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good morning, all. Time to get back in the fight...

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31/7/2025, 1:46:26 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stupidity is not a virtue.

29/7/2025, 4:21:41 AM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good morning, all. Time to recharge...I'm heading up into the mountains for a few mental health days. See you on the other side.

26/7/2025, 1:34:17 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nicely done.

24/7/2025, 11:59:33 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Getting some definite Tommy DeVito vibes...

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24/7/2025, 8:46:33 PM | 8 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/7/2025, 5:32:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/7/2025, 4:14:39 PM | 25 13 | View on Bluesky | view

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While the party of "family values" allows it to happen.

22/7/2025, 3:56:05 PM | 16 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can't wait to get the dirt on Mr. Rogers...

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22/7/2025, 3:44:52 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Word...

22/7/2025, 2:12:41 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Because Trump...

22/7/2025, 4:14:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm an atheist and I'm more of a Christian than any of the trash currently running this shitshow.

22/7/2025, 3:12:43 AM | 11 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Inconceivable.

21/7/2025, 2:43:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Right?

21/7/2025, 2:03:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Somewhere, Mary Shelley is smiling.

21/7/2025, 1:54:42 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Six months in to NBC's new reality show, "Despot Apprentice," and ratings are tanking.

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21/7/2025, 1:51:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Unless we're talking about potatoes, he should just stfu.

21/7/2025, 4:42:58 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thoughts and prayers...

20/7/2025, 9:29:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Some of them would follow him off a cliff. The hard-core culties are gone...we're never getting them back.

20/7/2025, 3:50:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They seem willing to...none have broken ranks yet while Trump dismantles the republic.

20/7/2025, 3:45:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And this is why I have quit arguing with the cult members.

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20/7/2025, 2:02:37 PM | 48 11 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well written...keep up the good work.

20/7/2025, 4:09:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Because, you know, family values.

19/7/2025, 8:15:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My kingdom for an edit button.

19/7/2025, 5:52:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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CBS is shit. That's it...that's the post.

19/7/2025, 4:02:04 PM | 72 7 | View on Bluesky | view

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19/7/2025, 1:53:00 PM | 10 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why not? They're going to need additional income streams...time to line up some advertisers.

19/7/2025, 1:35:03 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Inconceivable, yet here we are.

19/7/2025, 1:33:01 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Colbert to PBS...just sayin'

19/7/2025, 1:19:40 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Somewhere, Edward R. Murrow is cursing.

18/7/2025, 5:45:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Somewhere, Edward R. Murrow is cursing.

18/7/2025, 5:16:39 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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17/7/2025, 2:09:17 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, this will be me...

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16/7/2025, 2:27:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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16/7/2025, 2:43:52 AM | 11 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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In Foco, they'll be lining College from Mulberry to Prospect, 4 to 6pm. In Loveland, it will be at Dwayne Webster Veterans Park, 4 to 8pm.

16/7/2025, 1:18:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fort Collins protest numbers: Presidents Day, 300 Hands Off (4/5), 3,000 No Kings (6/14), over 9,000 This is how we make our voices heard. Get loud. Get out in the streets. Keep the momentum going. See you out there on the 17th. Let's make some good trouble.

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15/7/2025, 1:54:48 PM | 13 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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House GOP votes to continue shielding pedophiles and rapists (because, you know, "family values").

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15/7/2025, 1:42:16 PM | 8 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Infuriating.

15/7/2025, 1:17:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A haiku... Who knew a sex pest Could buy so much loyalty For twenty five grand.

15/7/2025, 4:07:53 AM | 19 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's far from perfect, but I think we need to be more inclusive if we're going to build an effective coalition.

14/7/2025, 6:42:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was waffling on Newsom until the last month or so when he started calling out Trump's bullshit, prompted by the ICE raids. He's definitely showing how to lead the way.

14/7/2025, 3:50:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good morning, all...

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14/7/2025, 1:59:39 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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His stupidity is mind-boggling.

13/7/2025, 11:54:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She needs to either raise her standards or her price tag.

13/7/2025, 1:54:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A haiku... Who knew a sex pest Could buy so much loyalty For twenty five grand. #epsteinclientlist #pambondi

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13/7/2025, 1:08:08 PM | 5 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's obviously getting under his skin, so the Dems need to go all in on the Epstein coverage. MSM will let the story die, so it's up to us to keep it front and center, 24/7.

13/7/2025, 3:39:40 AM | 59 12 | View on Bluesky | view

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I saw someone refer to Trump's concentration camp as 'Floridachau' and I know what I'll be calling it going forward.

13/7/2025, 3:24:14 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Alright, Pam Bondi, since all you understand are quid pro quo arrangements, here's the deal...if you release the Epstein client list, we'll reveal the location of the Secret Democrat Weather Manipulation Machine.

12/7/2025, 4:16:39 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh, MAGA...how long are you going to eat his shit and call it filet mignon? #epsteinfiles #tariffs #bbb

12/7/2025, 2:22:49 PM | 11 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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I always seem to get the Shemp special...

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Good morning, all. I know there's a Target boycott, but still...

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10/7/2025, 1:09:22 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There is no bottom to the stupidity and racism.

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