The Lanky Libtard (@cmacdee.bsky.social)
The only acceptable orange monarch...
Writer, humorist and erstwhile hippie...eff the Oxford comma. Used to be a radio and TV journalist. I will fight the Trump cult on the beaches, in the fields and in the streets. Pray for me, I'm a Detroit Lions fan. curtmacdougall.wordpress.com
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For all those MAGA folks whining about price increases as the tariffs kick in...
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Dear orange pustule: Slavery wasn't just "bad," it was a crime against humanity. Hope that helps. Sincerely, Every sentient human.
The Lanky Libtard (@cmacdee.bsky.social)
I choose the rule of law. I choose due process. I choose decency over hate. I choose the constitution over a king. I choose the truth over lies. I choose democracy. I'll see you in the streets.
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Wow...the porn bots are swarming today.
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My 'go to' these days.
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Yep, I think kissing the ass of the war criminal aggressor while failing yet again to make ANY sort of progress towards a ceasefire should pretty much guarantee that Nobel Peace prize.
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Once again, Trump demonstrates 'The Shart of the Deal.'
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My theme song until further notice... youtu.be/H7fBFtif9H4?...
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But at this point we'll take anyone willing to fight.
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This is why I no longer try to reason with the cult members.
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Say what you want about Gavin Newsom, but he knows how to counter-punch.
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He is sorely missed... curtmacdougall.wordpress.com/2024/06/24/r...
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Never count on the billionaires to do the right thing.
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That works, too.
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Who I want in my foxhole: AOC, Jasmine Crockett, Governors Newsome and Pritzker, and Trey Parker and Matt Stone.
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Never count on the billionaires to do the right thing.
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I'm waiting for him to run afoul of Cartman.
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Utterly classless.
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Can't wait to see Cartman squaring off with Dean Cain.
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His is the 'Elvis on Velvet' presidency.
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Remind me never to count on the billionaires to do the right thing.
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His is the 'Elvis on Velvet' presidency.
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Unfortunately, I imagine he'll bail them out with subsidies, just like the last time.
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It's a cult It's a cult It's a cult...
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Apparently this country's founders never envisioned one party becoming so morally bankrupt that it would, in fact, burn it all down in order to rule over the ashes. But here we are.
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#eatabagofdicks is my new rallying cry.
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This is how it's done...Canada stepping up and taking the lead, doing the right thing.
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Dear Republicans: Grow some balls or GTFO. Sincerely, democracy.
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It's hopeless...we won't get the cult members back. I'll be curious to see what they do when he dies.
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Eldery DC dementia patient found wandering on roof, babbling about being "the president."
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Why I no longer argue with the cult... Him: He's doing exactly what he said he would. Me: Like ending the war in Ukraine, reducing the deficit, not touching Medicaid, and releasing the Epstein files? And why does he lie about EVERYTHING? Him: They all lie, he's just honest about his lying. FFS
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Making the tourism industry great again...
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Yes.
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I miss Gord...
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And stupidity is not a virtue.
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Satire is dead. I wrote this one back in February...
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After 6 months we're closing down the Corporation for Public Broadcasting and opening concentration camps. In another 3 and a half years, we'll be vying with Somalia for biggest shithole country.
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I glad I had an opportunity to visit the Smithsonian a few years ago, because I won't be going back. #profilesincowardice
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Stupidity is not a virtue.
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Good morning, all. Time to recharge...I'm heading up into the mountains for a few mental health days. See you on the other side.
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Nicely done.
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While the party of "family values" allows it to happen.
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Word...
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Because Trump...
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I'm an atheist and I'm more of a Christian than any of the trash currently running this shitshow.
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Inconceivable.
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Right?
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Somewhere, Mary Shelley is smiling.
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Six months in to NBC's new reality show, "Despot Apprentice," and ratings are tanking.
The Lanky Libtard (@cmacdee.bsky.social)
Unless we're talking about potatoes, he should just stfu.
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Thoughts and prayers...
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Some of them would follow him off a cliff. The hard-core culties are gone...we're never getting them back.
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They seem willing to...none have broken ranks yet while Trump dismantles the republic.
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Well written...keep up the good work.
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Because, you know, family values.
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My kingdom for an edit button.
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CBS is shit. That's it...that's the post.
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Why not? They're going to need additional income streams...time to line up some advertisers.
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Inconceivable, yet here we are.
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Colbert to PBS...just sayin'
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Somewhere, Edward R. Murrow is cursing.
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Somewhere, Edward R. Murrow is cursing.
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In Foco, they'll be lining College from Mulberry to Prospect, 4 to 6pm. In Loveland, it will be at Dwayne Webster Veterans Park, 4 to 8pm.
The Lanky Libtard (@cmacdee.bsky.social)
Fort Collins protest numbers: Presidents Day, 300 Hands Off (4/5), 3,000 No Kings (6/14), over 9,000 This is how we make our voices heard. Get loud. Get out in the streets. Keep the momentum going. See you out there on the 17th. Let's make some good trouble.
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House GOP votes to continue shielding pedophiles and rapists (because, you know, "family values").
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Infuriating.
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A haiku... Who knew a sex pest Could buy so much loyalty For twenty five grand.
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He's far from perfect, but I think we need to be more inclusive if we're going to build an effective coalition.
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I was waffling on Newsom until the last month or so when he started calling out Trump's bullshit, prompted by the ICE raids. He's definitely showing how to lead the way.
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His stupidity is mind-boggling.
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She needs to either raise her standards or her price tag.
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A haiku... Who knew a sex pest Could buy so much loyalty For twenty five grand. #epsteinclientlist #pambondi
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It's obviously getting under his skin, so the Dems need to go all in on the Epstein coverage. MSM will let the story die, so it's up to us to keep it front and center, 24/7.
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I saw someone refer to Trump's concentration camp as 'Floridachau' and I know what I'll be calling it going forward.
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Alright, Pam Bondi, since all you understand are quid pro quo arrangements, here's the deal...if you release the Epstein client list, we'll reveal the location of the Secret Democrat Weather Manipulation Machine.
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Oh, MAGA...how long are you going to eat his shit and call it filet mignon? #epsteinfiles #tariffs #bbb
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Good morning, all. I know there's a Target boycott, but still...