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Chris “MAPA” Matras

@cmat523.bsky.social

Aspiring writer; Retired Army; recovering political junkie; Chicago sports; former Saint Louis mess —> now DC mess; movies, entertainment. Come for the stories, stay for the hot takes 😏 MAPA=Make America Positive Again

created November 16, 2024

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Profile picture Chris “MAPA” Matras (@cmat523.bsky.social) reply parent

Pretty cool…looks like some business type logo, but cool nonetheless 🤷‍♂️

25/8/2025, 11:44:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris “MAPA” Matras (@cmat523.bsky.social)

Wonder how the anti-Kamala Gaza vote is feeling today. The Trump admin has done nothing to help Gaza. #fafo

24/8/2025, 9:07:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett (@crockett.house.gov) reposted

Here, fixed it.

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21/8/2025, 6:14:19 PM | 26766 8391 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris “MAPA” Matras (@cmat523.bsky.social) reply parent

This is an authoritarian administration

14/8/2025, 10:48:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris “MAPA” Matras (@cmat523.bsky.social) reply parent

@markhamillofficial.bsky.social you posting with a sign off “mar🐫” made my year…and I was basically DOGE’ed out of a job in March.

9/8/2025, 12:13:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hamill (@markhamillofficial.bsky.social) reposted

Congratulations, sir! Appearing on South Park is an honor, indeed. Not only have you "finally made it", you had the best line of dialogue in the show. Good luck with your love of furniture and your continuing EPSTEIN Cover-Up, Mar🐫

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8/8/2025, 7:38:03 PM | 29106 5720 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris “MAPA” Matras (@cmat523.bsky.social) reply parent

4/8/2025, 6:56:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris “MAPA” Matras (@cmat523.bsky.social)

So what are these posts called on this platform…Twitter has a tweet. Is this a Bluey? Or a skeet??? The world needs to know.

26/7/2025, 1:59:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris “MAPA” Matras (@cmat523.bsky.social) reply parent

The French are leading the world now. And we have a Trump as head of state, which puts us so far behind.

25/7/2025, 3:20:14 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris “MAPA” Matras (@cmat523.bsky.social) reply parent

1:15-1:18

23/7/2025, 12:57:24 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris “MAPA” Matras (@cmat523.bsky.social) reply parent

Was @mikegolicjr.bsky.social actually crying with how good it was??? Let me check the time stamp…I mean, I get it.

23/7/2025, 12:56:38 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris “MAPA” Matras (@cmat523.bsky.social) reply parent

This is why it’s pointless to watch “news” shows.

22/7/2025, 10:13:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris “MAPA” Matras (@cmat523.bsky.social)

Much needed assistance to Ukraine. I certainly won’t speak bad about it.

14/7/2025, 3:10:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris “MAPA” Matras (@cmat523.bsky.social) reply parent

Media, go all in on Epstein too

13/7/2025, 3:08:46 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris “MAPA” Matras (@cmat523.bsky.social) reply parent

Well acKtUaLly…

12/7/2025, 3:32:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris “MAPA” Matras (@cmat523.bsky.social) reply parent

It would be funny though to try to argue with you under this thread…

12/7/2025, 3:31:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris “MAPA” Matras (@cmat523.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s kinda like this

11/7/2025, 12:45:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris “MAPA” Matras (@cmat523.bsky.social) reply parent

Reminds me of this scene

11/7/2025, 12:44:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris “MAPA” Matras (@cmat523.bsky.social) reply parent

Why is there never a follow up question to his stupid answers???

10/7/2025, 5:23:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris “MAPA” Matras (@cmat523.bsky.social)

Since so many ppl are likely to lose healthcare, it’s time for a public option.

5/7/2025, 5:54:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris “MAPA” Matras (@cmat523.bsky.social)

Welp, this BBB is gonna be a disaster. Imma just watch from the sidelines as we score own goals against ourselves as Americans. This is a soccer reference if you can’t tell. #bigbeautifuldisaster

5/7/2025, 12:49:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris “MAPA” Matras (@cmat523.bsky.social) reply parent

Sad times we live in.

3/7/2025, 3:34:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris “MAPA” Matras (@cmat523.bsky.social) reply parent

Such a sad reality we live in. Those who need the least assistance make out like bandits. Reverse Robin Hood.

3/7/2025, 3:34:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris “MAPA” Matras (@cmat523.bsky.social)

Great use of current events!!! Bravo McGovern. Also, epic name for a congressman.

1/7/2025, 6:00:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris “MAPA” Matras (@cmat523.bsky.social)

They on some type of super villain 💩 with their masks. Special forces wannabes

1/7/2025, 11:49:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris “MAPA” Matras (@cmat523.bsky.social)

Corporate welfare is what this needs to be called. Every. Single. Time!

30/6/2025, 3:03:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris “MAPA” Matras (@cmat523.bsky.social) reply parent

Well he’s an idiot so likely no.

30/6/2025, 2:59:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris “MAPA” Matras (@cmat523.bsky.social)

It’s hard when there is so much friendly media and most of the rest of the media are scared of “Dear Leader” Trump.

29/6/2025, 8:55:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris “MAPA” Matras (@cmat523.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s kinda hard when the corporate media is scared of Trump 🤷‍♂️🫡

29/6/2025, 8:54:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris “MAPA” Matras (@cmat523.bsky.social) reply parent

Every. Single. Day.

29/6/2025, 5:54:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris “MAPA” Matras (@cmat523.bsky.social) reply parent

💯🙏🫡

29/6/2025, 5:47:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris “MAPA” Matras (@cmat523.bsky.social)

And this tool was just reelected. My goodness Missouri residents are something…

29/6/2025, 5:46:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris “MAPA” Matras (@cmat523.bsky.social) reply parent

When are you ever wrong really…from a macro perspective.

29/6/2025, 2:44:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris “MAPA” Matras (@cmat523.bsky.social)

The way these Republican voters vote against their own interests is shockingly perplexing.

29/6/2025, 2:01:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris “MAPA” Matras (@cmat523.bsky.social)

It’s all bullshit

29/6/2025, 1:57:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris “MAPA” Matras (@cmat523.bsky.social) reply parent

Circle of ideology

29/6/2025, 1:53:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris “MAPA” Matras (@cmat523.bsky.social)

Good for him. I hope all his days suck and he can suck an egg.

28/6/2025, 9:57:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris “MAPA” Matras (@cmat523.bsky.social)

Damn you!!!!

28/6/2025, 5:48:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) reposted

Brilliant. 10/10. No notes.

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27/6/2025, 2:10:28 AM | 44428 10082 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris “MAPA” Matras (@cmat523.bsky.social)

These are some weird ass conservatives. Fox News has really gotten cringe. They have nothing positive to actually say and it shows.

26/6/2025, 2:51:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris “MAPA” Matras (@cmat523.bsky.social) reply parent

When one can’t answer simple questions without losing his/her 💩, it’s a big admittance of someone with no answers.

26/6/2025, 2:49:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris “MAPA” Matras (@cmat523.bsky.social)

Amateur hour.

26/6/2025, 2:46:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris “MAPA” Matras (@cmat523.bsky.social)

America is becoming the 💩 hole country don the con spoke onto other countries.

24/6/2025, 2:05:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris “MAPA” Matras (@cmat523.bsky.social) reply parent

That probably means they are toxic people who refuse to treat other people with respect.

24/6/2025, 2:02:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted

illegal war started by a man constitutionally ineligible to be president

22/6/2025, 12:34:55 AM | 52449 11546 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris “MAPA” Matras (@cmat523.bsky.social) reply parent

So many embarrassments running the State of Missouri. 💩 state government.

21/6/2025, 11:29:08 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris “MAPA” Matras (@cmat523.bsky.social)

I will drink my beverages room temperature bc F**k Ice!

21/6/2025, 11:13:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture God (@thegodpodcast.com) reposted

The billionaires will paint every single progressive as being either: 1. Anti-semitic 2. Sexist 3. Racist From now until forever because it works even though it’s incredibly false. They even do it to AOC. Billionaires will say and do whatever it takes to avoid paying higher taxes.

21/6/2025, 11:01:48 PM | 3717 726 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris “MAPA” Matras (@cmat523.bsky.social)

Amateur kidnappers…pfft 🤣🤣🤣

21/6/2025, 3:53:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris “MAPA” Matras (@cmat523.bsky.social) reply parent

Loving this for him!

15/6/2025, 7:30:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris “MAPA” Matras (@cmat523.bsky.social)

This is the goodest pup!

15/6/2025, 12:48:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris “MAPA” Matras (@cmat523.bsky.social)

A white supremacist lil b**ch

15/6/2025, 12:38:24 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris “MAPA” Matras (@cmat523.bsky.social)

#nokings

14/6/2025, 6:55:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris “MAPA” Matras (@cmat523.bsky.social) reply parent

😂

14/6/2025, 6:54:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris “MAPA” Matras (@cmat523.bsky.social) reply parent

Weak leaders make rash decisions that affect real ppl.

13/6/2025, 11:29:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris “MAPA” Matras (@cmat523.bsky.social) reply parent

Dear god…I don’t ask for much. After all the thoughts and prayers, could we please have the worst rainfall in a generation tomorrow in D.C.??? 🙏🙏🙏

13/6/2025, 11:27:57 PM | 35 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Washington Post (@washingtonpost.com) reposted

Huge crowds are anticipated Saturday in D.C. for events marking the U.S. Army’s 250th anniversary — but the weather may not fully cooperate. A sluggish front could spark showers and thunderstorms that threaten to disrupt the celebrations.

13/6/2025, 2:21:55 PM | 2833 393 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris “MAPA” Matras (@cmat523.bsky.social)

Why wait!?! Anyone see the “Three Body Problem” or read the books?!?

13/6/2025, 11:26:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris “MAPA” Matras (@cmat523.bsky.social) reply parent

Peeerrrrrrrrrfect

13/6/2025, 11:25:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Frida Ghitis (@fridaghitis.bsky.social) reposted

The neighborhood is getting ready for tomorrow

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13/6/2025, 4:56:15 PM | 20812 3518 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted

shoutout to every idiot who believed that trump would "end the wars"

13/6/2025, 2:21:11 AM | 11608 1585 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris “MAPA” Matras (@cmat523.bsky.social) reply parent

They are biting off a bit more than they (the right wing media sphere of influence) can chew. Good luck 🙏🫡

12/6/2025, 3:18:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joyce White Vance (@joycewhitevance.bsky.social) reposted

The No Kings protest map will help you find a place to exercise your First Amendment rights this weekend. (It's also a pretty good argument against the Electoral College.) www.nokings.org

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10/6/2025, 1:49:42 AM | 7259 2953 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris “MAPA” Matras (@cmat523.bsky.social)

The was on terrorism has reached our shores.

8/6/2025, 4:47:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris “MAPA” Matras (@cmat523.bsky.social)

We are just going to continue to shoot ourselves in the foot…over and over and over again

30/5/2025, 3:05:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) reposted

Turns out, judges agree.

29/5/2025, 6:40:16 PM | 16874 3670 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris “MAPA” Matras (@cmat523.bsky.social)

Own it. 🤷‍♂️🙏🫡

29/5/2025, 6:52:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris “MAPA” Matras (@cmat523.bsky.social) reply parent

Let’s not talk about mental health that way please @joshtpm.bsky.social I just recently was inpatient for mental health and one thing that triggered me was being told I was acting as if could be a possible active shooter. Just sayin’…I think the guy should just go back to what he is “good” at

29/5/2025, 6:51:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris “MAPA” Matras (@cmat523.bsky.social) reply parent

Boo hoo. Quit your job then poser.

29/5/2025, 6:48:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris “MAPA” Matras (@cmat523.bsky.social)

💯 Say it louder for the MAGA in the back please!

29/5/2025, 6:47:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tea Pain (@teapainusa.bsky.social) reposted

That’s why you’re still here.

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16/5/2025, 11:52:38 PM | 30344 5829 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rep. Jamie Raskin (@raskin.house.gov) reposted

“Poor man wanna be rich. Rich man wanna be king. The king ain’t satisfied ‘til he rules everything.”—Springsteen, Badlands

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16/5/2025, 3:38:03 PM | 33133 7232 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris “MAPA” Matras (@cmat523.bsky.social) reply parent

Fred…alliances need to shift. Compromise. Put your egos down. I will lead yall. 🙏🫡

16/5/2025, 12:02:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris “MAPA” Matras (@cmat523.bsky.social) reply parent

Lmao! They had all year to tweak it. 🤷‍♂️

16/5/2025, 1:56:18 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris “MAPA” Matras (@cmat523.bsky.social)

Love this 🫡

15/5/2025, 7:14:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel (@c418.org) reposted

do you think the hbo max to max to hbo max redesign cost more or less than the annual budget of NPR?

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Profile picture Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen.bsky.social) reposted

Dereliction of duty.

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14/5/2025, 4:48:22 PM | 31327 8178 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris “MAPA” Matras (@cmat523.bsky.social) reply parent

The theologians will finally get their answer 🫡

14/5/2025, 5:07:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nash Is Here for It (@nashishereforit.bsky.social) reposted

At least we have this to look forward to…

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14/5/2025, 11:03:37 AM | 13018 1514 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris “MAPA” Matras (@cmat523.bsky.social)

Never outrage when white ppl receive government assistance. These white South African welfare queens 👑

13/5/2025, 11:49:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris “MAPA” Matras (@cmat523.bsky.social)

Any fellow Star Wars nerds around? Thoughts on the latest 2 shows? I am halfway through Andor s2 and just finished the short Tales of the Underworld. These are two of the more “mature” Star Wars media entries into the collection imo. #starwars #andor #talesoftheunderworld

13/5/2025, 7:49:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris “MAPA” Matras (@cmat523.bsky.social)

Woof. Any he has MAJORITIES in all 3 branches of government. That dude’s luck is the best of all time. The biggest loser (Trump)

13/5/2025, 4:49:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow (@tomtomorrow.bsky.social) reposted

what if there were laws, but for -- the president -- ICE -- rich people wouldn't that be fuckin wild

11/5/2025, 9:11:15 PM | 6241 1039 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Lincoln Project (@lincolnproject.us) reposted

"I did this!"

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10/5/2025, 4:24:01 PM | 17386 4263 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris “MAPA” Matras (@cmat523.bsky.social)

Everybody laughs at CyberTruck owners 🤭

11/5/2025, 4:19:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted

NRA in 2020: "We need guns to resist tyranny!" NRA in 2021: "We need guns to resist tyranny!" NRA in 2022: "We need guns to resist tyranny!" NRA in 2023: "We need guns to resist tyranny!" NRA in 2024: "Ya know, tyranny's not so bad."

10/5/2025, 9:35:53 PM | 15282 3920 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shannon Carey (@scmaestra.bsky.social) reposted

You know what else reports a net loss every quarter? Every single police department in the country.

10/5/2025, 8:36:03 PM | 3839 988 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris “MAPA” Matras (@cmat523.bsky.social)

😅😅😅

11/5/2025, 2:22:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill Kristol (@billkristolbulwark.bsky.social) reposted

I like living in a country with the privilege of the writ of habeas corpus.

11/5/2025, 2:11:36 AM | 2794 392 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris “MAPA” Matras (@cmat523.bsky.social)

Demoralized lately…🫥

10/5/2025, 9:55:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) reposted

Trump: Let’s raise the tax rate on millionaires to pay for my campaign promises of no tax on tips and overtime! Congressional Republicans: Hell no! Trump: Well, I tried my best to get it done but I just couldn’t.

10/5/2025, 9:45:17 PM | 2390 358 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris “MAPA” Matras (@cmat523.bsky.social)

Reminds me of my last job 🙄 Beta ass leadership. 🙏🫡

10/5/2025, 8:33:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NewsCurrentNow (@newscurrentnow.com) reposted

This will NEVER get old‼️🤣🤣🤣

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Profile picture Will Pollock 🏳️‍🌈🌻🐶🫘 ➡️ turn 🔔 on (@willpollock.com) reposted

staffers are still cleaning up the Kristi Noem mess after she got gutted/filleted by @chrismurphyct.bsky.social this is A MOMENT. #MustWatch 🧢 @trumpfile.org

8/5/2025, 7:52:36 PM | 31707 10955 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) reposted

This is the right approach — speak to them as you would an especially stupid child, spell out their crimes and your contempt clearly.

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Profile picture Jess Piper (@piperformissouri.bsky.social) reposted

Kamala Harris holds an Economics degree…

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Profile picture the beastly fido (@theophite.bsky.social) reposted

the entire message of Christianity is that God Himself died in an act of suicidal empathy with his wayward, undeserving creations and that you yourself have a personal obligation to emulate this. american protestantism is literally satanic

8/5/2025, 7:50:38 PM | 1023 113 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted

She is on a top rated Fox News show which makes her far more qualified than low level weekend host Pete Hegseth. Checkmate, libs.

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Profile picture Chris “MAPA” Matras (@cmat523.bsky.social)

I agree

8/5/2025, 10:53:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris “MAPA” Matras (@cmat523.bsky.social)

This is the understanding of the F**KING ECONOMY that American voters elected.

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