Yeah, this is a weird escalation
Yeah, this is a weird escalation
Steve Belichick in… Sons of Monarchy
of the Foxborough Hapsburgs?
A+
you can gamble on your phone with a credit card now, why would you spend extra money if you don't have to?
Wolves, lower - drive - night swimming
I just recently discovered that your sister is the dog lady and I can't actually make these things make sense, and yet... they do? Make sense?
OMG
Is this the Amish donuts?
Repost for the evening crowd! We’ve had a great first day of support, and this train’s just getting started. If you want to send a message to cowardly Republicans and Dems alike, well, I’m all out of fucks to give. Let’s win this race and actually fight for our democracy and *everyone* in it.
I am sounding the alarm on the real crisis we face today. Donald Trump’s overreach is what our founders warned against – it is unprecedented, unwarranted, and un-American. There’s no emergency here that calls for military intervention.
The White House is planning to deploy the National Guard in as many as 19 states
The precise moment when and where in recent weeks America crossed that invisible line from democracy into authoritarianism can and will be debated by future historians, but it’s clear that the line itself has been crossed. www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/america-ti...
Pritzker: Trump looked at the cameras and asked for me personally to say, Mr. President, can you do us the honor of protecting our city? Instead, I say, Mr. President, do not come to Chicago. Your remarks about this effort have betrayed a continuing slip in your mental faculties
l'fart
even when I can get the hubs to agree to share, we either don't have enough, or we have way too much, it's just not doable!
May this portion of the dissent by Ketanji Brown Jackson haunt John Roberts forever and be the final word on his tenure as Chief Justice.
every time I log on things get dumber
I have a new piece up @thenation.com on Billy Wilder, the Holocaust, survivor's guilt, and confronting the limits of Zionism. www.thenation.com/article/cult...
Mountain Dew, don’t act like you don’t know what you’re doing here
You could write a book about this photo. Everything about it is so fucking vulgar.
they deserve not a moment of peace in public life tbh
We're in a red/blue state civil war whether you like it or not and blue state governors better have a plan for what to do with federal taxes were paying into the kitty and making clear lines and orders with their national guard and redistricting plans because this is the way things are now.
Trump’s militarization of D.C. is escalating without any practical objective and no end point, @dgraham.bsky.social argues in The Atlantic Daily. “That raises the scary prospect that it could just go on forever—or slide into martial law around the country.”
Actual question: It has been only 72 hours since the disastrous puppeteer/puppet show in Anchorage. Has there yet been a background story on how, and by whom, this emergency intervention of *eight* big-time world leaders was pulled together, over a weekend?
Hello. I wrote a nice long essay about AI and this very strange moment where we're constantly told we're living in the dawn of a strange new future but the only thing that's actually clear is that everyone feels pretty unmoored and uncertain. I hope you'll read it
Does partisanship in this context involve not punishing the bad guys that did very bad things? I'm pretty convinced that NOT truly punishing the bad guys is what's led us here
Absolutely bonkers! You're the main reason I have a subscription! Their loss, I'll follow wherever you go!
New Yorkers, time to start work on an arsenal of dollar slices. In case Trump tries it here.
The President of the United States and his administration are covering up evidence he committed sex crimes against children. His party is trying to rig the midterm elections and threatening to arrest political opponents who resist them. Every Congressional Republican is united behind them. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Respect
Thanks!
Same anniversary! Congrats! We saw naked gun last weekend, and good fancy dinner (for knoxville) tonight. Hooray for fun and love
I give up. None of it matters
I can't even with this any more
I have the same visceral reaction. It's especially jarring with the (already rich as hell) celeb hosts. I can't believe they're hungry enough for money to read a ridiculous ad for sonic or twizzlers or boner pills. Maximum ick!
I wrote about Ichiro as a player, a legend, and a stand-up comic. I don't imagine it'll spoil anything for me to say here that I think he's the coolest and most interesting baseball player I've ever seen. defector.com/ichiro-saved...
Weird that none of them mention grapes
He put his nazi rings on first
I have no hope that my brainwashed ohio family will see the light. It does not factor into the calculus of me choosing not to interact with them. It's pure self preservation. I just have no time for their bs.
Or is it "happiness is lickin' SPOON?"
SPOON!
I'd like to think that he finally got ousted for being in over his skis, but maybe it's more likely that we find out they're moving him to the department of defense to drop new starlink ebola bombs on central america or something. Who fucking knows
Inspired. Some of your best work
I'm really mad you did this to me, but also love that you did this to me. Why, Parker?
Paprika=peppers! Much water content! Tastes like shit quickly unless encoldened!
That shit better be refrigerated, my guy
I'm excited for you to get to hyperfocus on delicious things instead of all the horrors! Can't wait for this
I tried it, too!
I'm on year 14 of this game. Furry little terrorists!
This reads like a dril skeet (complementery)
I am just in awe of his composure
Rip Torn?
it was incredibly stupid. stupider than you can imagine. the stupidity of the commentary especially was low key my inspiration for wanting to get into the takes game. me at 14 basically, “i could do better than this shit”
People will screenshot the funniest stuff, there's no downside to blocking!
Eh. I think they just hated the optics of being out front. Think I remember hearing they're hugely involved in all the plans to develop in Palestine after Israel presumably destroys it. Still evil, just secret evil
Genuine Question because I Do not understand… so if these men roll up in plain clothes and masks, grab a human being… even a child, and throw them in an unmarked vehicle I am just supposed to look the other way and say nothing ?? Ask Nothing ?
If Trump unilaterally brings the US into war with Iran, there needs to be a historically large popular and elite mobilization to remove him from office immediately. We simply can’t let a tyrant start WWIII without any form of public support or congressional approval. It’s madness.
In the spring of 2008, I feared America was on the verge of war with Iran — and, believing that it’s good style to get to know people before you bomb them, I made “Rick Steves’ Iran,” a one-hour special that could (and would) only debut on PBS. Sadly, this special has become pertinent again today.
Those lip fillers can be dangerous!
havana syndrome. quick give dhs $500 billion.
Someone threw a milkshake near her and gravely injured her feelings
rachel one of my least popular tweets was john bolton without his moustache lol
A top staffer to Sen. Tina Smith emailed Sen. Mike Lee’s top staffers on Monday about “how much additional pain you’ve caused on an unspeakably horrific weekend” Full emails below
I've seen less of his work than I have of Artemesia's. Such similar styles!
“how much can possibly happen when I’m on parental leave” I asked in January of 2025 anyway uh I have a new job just in time for President Trump’s tank parade www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...
“How much can possibly happen when I’m on parental leave?” Alexandra Petri asked five months ago, on January 10, 2025. A lot, it turns out:
Every flashbang could instead be a meal for a poor kid. Every hotel room for a National Guardsman deployed to fire at our neighbors could house a homeless vet. Every "less-than-lethal" bullet pulled from a journalist's eye could be already needed healthcare for anyone else. All of this is a choice.
DEAR FANCY AS SHIT EMMY VOTERS, Did y'all know this magical wockaflocka was editing his final comedy when he left us and it's called "Clean Slate" and stars yours truly and @lavernecox.bsky.social and we co-created it and Executive Produced it and it's on Prime Video and is eligible as hell?
Maybe a viral marketing campaign for Tactical Depends to be worn by exurban men who have to venture downtown for a ball game.
We need to build some real social stigma around being afraid of cities. You don't have to like them or live there, but a politics built this strongly around watching TV and going "ewww" is embarrassing, and people should be embarrassed by it. It's like "fear of werewolves" being your top issue.
The vanished Mariakerk in Utrecht, painted in 1659 by Pieter Saenredam. Today is his day.
Why do you even need replies and engagement? Just post good stuff here, it will get shared, it's not hard. Maybe try posting less non-good stuff
enjoy those cyber trucks my friends
congratulations canada and mexico
We gotta get these people to start reading the things they vote on, darth. It just seems like maybe it should be part of the job!
Aha! Thanks for clarifying!
Doesn't acceptance of a pardon involve acceptance of your guilt, or is that just some urban legend?
My late grandfather who died in 2014—T5 James LaPorta Sr.—was with the 407th Anti-Aircraft Artillery Gun Battalion during World War II. He came ashore in Normandy in June 1944. His unit played a crucial role in defending London against the German V-1 rocket attacks. #DDay
At the same time, though... I do be using my shoe boxes for all sorts of fun things, so there's that
Can't remember the brand, but I got a pair once in a gauze bag with some paper around it, shipped in a thick paper sack. All recyclable or compostable. I was delighted!
this is a day for those of us who have spent the last six months terminally online. this is for us and honestly, we deserve it.
forcing JD Vance into the middle of this against his will is such an incredible bonus
Watched that movie in spanish class so many times... "pero no hay gatos en America y los calles queso son"
That's what we call them. My chef brother, if he ever gets his own spot, will have a "Salads" menu that's like ten nutritious and delicious versions
And now I'm realizing that Judge Murphy alluded to "six" people on the plane who need reasonable-fear interviews.
Incidentally, at some point the govt stopped talking about eight men deported to South Sudan and started talking about seven. The one said to be an actual South Sudanese citizen, Dian Peter Domach (at top right in the screenshot below), is not listed in ICE's new declaration.
NEW: The govt gives Judge Murphy the names of the seven men on the deportation flight to South Sudan, along with their history in criminal and immigration courts. Six are said to have final orders of removal, but none is noted for Cuban citizen JMR. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
I say without any irony or sarcasm: yes, thank you, we want parliamentary sabotage. Again, I'm 100% serious. It's one of the few things a minority party can do, and which Republicans themselves did. It's essential.
roar im a scary dinosaur!!!!! #birds 🐣
Oh shit, my LG also says this. It's a whole cabal!
I just realized ass pennies and Bob odenkirk as Lincoln saying "my father touched my butthole, and that's why I'm on your penny" have melded into one thing in my brain. You say ass pennies, I see Lincoln
it looks like superman will soon be flying off the comic book pages — and onto the silver screen
Yay!
That was wild! My brain didn't go straight to earthquake, I thought something exploded in my crawl space, lol
Yes!