The moment the Golden State Valkyries became the first WNBA expansion team to make the playoffs in their first season
Napa & Sunriver. Half evil since ‘68 Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power good. Thank you. Thank you. If you vote me I'm hot. What? Taxes they'll be lower son. The democratic vote for me is right thing to do Philadelphia. So do.
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The moment the Golden State Valkyries became the first WNBA expansion team to make the playoffs in their first season
Difficult to find a play-by-play announcer more ill-equipped to handle this moment in the #NFL opener than Mike Tirico. I’ve seen regional baseball broadcasters keep viewers entertained for hours. Not sure if this is NBC’s fault, or the talent’s. But at least I watched the pilot for “The Paper.”
Was hoping Bluesky sports would have been grown more than the barren bots and random posts I’m seeing on NFL opening night.
Can we go back to him being dead? Please and thank you.
Colorado doesn’t deserve - and has never earned - MLB baseball. Simple as that.
I miss Angel Hernandez.
Fuck, I hope the Rockies lose by 20 runs tonight. Probably wouldn’t be the first time for that clown franchise.
How the Giants get more players ejected than the Rockies for that is completely beyond me. What the actual hell is that
The bitch clown AAA Rockies, everybody.
I’m so smart I retired at 52. What is Bill Belichick’s problem. Is he stupid?
Happiest boy.
“Countdown to Kickoff” should just be on ESPN 24/7. Start the fucking game already, assholes. These teams have had months to get ready.
Find yourself a lifeguard at the pool who blasts Black Sabbath all summer long. You’ll be in good hands. Find the helpers. This was me 30+ years ago.
“I can’t wait for Fall weather and shitty pumpkin drinks” says you. Me: I’m going to Hawaii next week, F off.
CANES Fuck Notre Dame always and sideways.
I'm sure I'm late to the party but...Jack White AND John C Reilly? Awesomeness to brighten your day. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ru5a...
Plastic surgery, hair plugs, two ex baby mamas, and four years at Serra High School will do that to a guy.
GO CANES
Raise taxes on these people
If a running back crosses the goal line and has the ball bipped out of his hands, it's a touchdown If a receiver makes a catch, has possession, and gets his foot down, and the ball gets bipped out as he falls down, it's not a touchdown?! It's a silly rule made by silly people
HAMMERTIME
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still has the pencil behind the ear despite the laminated play sheet
I love watching commercials that I will be completely tired of before September for the first time. Football season is back!
Fox still doing that shit where they delay kickoff 20 minutes
He gets you.
Kiss the goat.
Goodness, if the President has a serious health problem I certainly hope he follows the expert medical advice of his Secretary of Health and Human Services
I love the official start of football betting season. #NCAA #NFL
AppleTV+ MLB coverage is so clueless, giving this Cove asshole so much screen time. He’s an asshole. McCovey Cove Dave
The foundation of the NFL doesn’t give a toss about some racist oil hillbillionaire and his well-beyond expired date football team.
I’m old enough to appreciate a smooth-gliding screen door.
ESPN is just a PR bitch for a dozen or so sports “personalities.” www.espn.com/college-foot...
What is this “situational hitting” they are talking about during the #sfgiants game? Never heard of it before.
This country is losing. Big time. Fuck the NRA.
It’s funny because the only Cracker Barrel that was within driving distance at my vacation home was closed three years ago and is not missed. And this is in a city that still has a Blockbuster.
BREAKING: Cracker Barrel settles on new design
We’re in the “let’s look forward to some dates on the 2026 season schedule” stage of the 2025 #SFGiants season.
Tired of this shit.
Everybody not in California has an opinion about California. Everybody not in the Bay Area has an opinion about San Francisco. Keep it to yourselves. We don’t care what you think.
Wish I had known he was “Terry” from one of the world’s most perfect songs before today. I gotta read that Kinks book sitting on my shelf. The Limey is 10/10.
Terence Stamp But Terry and Julie cross over the river Where they feel safe and sound And they don’t need no friends As long as they gaze on Waterloo Sunset They are in paradise #terencestamp #waterloosunset
Prosecution: “Did you lay tracks for troubadours who got killed before they reached Bombay?” My Attorney: “My client refuses to address this question regarding the nature of his game. Request to strike this question from the record.” Me (to judge): “Pleased to meet you.”
Day 13. #apple #homepod
Angel Thunderdome is what happens.
Proud that I’ve never been ugly enough to be cast in an Apple commercial.
Decided to do a daily tally on “are my Apple HomePods still configuring?” This is day 12 after the latest software update. And several calls to Apple At Home Advisors. Fuck you, Craig. It doesn’t “just work,” you smug, failing upwards asshole. #apple #homepod
The Song of the Summer is “War Pigs.” It’s pretty much the song of every summer, even before the song was written.
Still hearing excuses from Kermit 6 months later. #nfl #NFL #Chiefs #Broncos #Raiders #Chargers #nflmemes #Mahomes #JalenHurts #TravisKelce #Eagles
Go Sharks
LOL GIANTS
Suuuuuure. Tom Cruise and Ana de Armas Make Romance Official in Vermont - People
Mad props to the kid at the nature center who pointed to an owl and said, “werewolf!” He’s got a bright future in politics.
I love how “phone” is listed as an app on my Apple PHONE. It’s a phone first, you clueless bozos in the executive suites. And, the HomePod totally sucks now, unless you like being in a perpetual state of configuring after another worthless software update. Get your shit together, Timmy.
If you think you can still reach me via Hotmail, Yahoo, Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn, or Instagram, buddy, you are gonna be in for a shock.
Fuck the pain away
He doesn’t even know what it is.
Sleepy Floyd is STILL Superman. #FreakyTails
Somebody really needs to let the Mandalorian guy and Helen Mirren to take a vacation and get some downtime.
If I’m ever in the same room as an Apple exec (again), I’m gonna slap that smug mf’er silly, while shouting, “IT JUST WORKS!” I don’t even care which one, but if it happens to be the exec in charge of the HomePods, that’s icing on the cake. Fucking morons, still.
Hank Hill needs to get educated.
Forgot how much I hated Peggy Hill. #KingOfTheHil #KOTH #Hulu
You will receive true enlightenment when you realize every expensive candle smells the same.
I miss Kroll Show!! "Visiting Europe" bit 🤣
“One half-hour, two half-hour…”
Can they rollout a Support app that helps two Homepod Minis configure in less than 48 hours after a software update?
Every house should have some Sympathy for the Devil.
Rain delay for a gimmick MLB game at a racetrack is *Chef’s Kiss*
Welcome to the new, undefeated era of SF Giants baseball.
They really don't.
Anus Tart
An ICE agent caught on video saying "We're going to have to shoot some of them" as he brutalizes an american citizen for being latino.
Please share as wide as possible, don’t just ‘like’ this message. Lives depend on making sure as many get this as possible. #Tsunami #Pacific #Earthquake #DemVoice1 www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
How to Fugazi any song by Fugazi
Boston cream pie is just a regular creampie but racist
The ratio of “Neil Young songs I learned how to play on guitar” vs “the number of times I’ve left one of his concerts early because it was boring” is probably 1:1 at this point.
great things are possible when you physically beat the shit out of fascists
The Rolling Stones. Every day. Celebrate living; honor the dead.
Every sham Hall of Fame (i.e. all of them) should be forced to place a black band around the busts or plaques of the people they inducted after they died when they could have voted them in while the inductee was still alive and could have enjoyed the accomplishment with their loved ones. Fuck HoFs.
Tommy’s. And it would blow more than their minds* *it would blow their buttholes. Inside out.
Sally Field would never.
Weird how a guy with a 4.45 ERA in AAA ball is getting lit up by one of the crappiest teams in MLB. Good job, #SFGiants.
Time for the SF Giants to end this experiment. Down 4-1 to the… uh… PIRATES? Already? At home? No.
Banter.
Another great day in America. Thanks a lot, you fucking assholes.
In this house, we celebrate The Rolling Stones 7 days/week.
We need to revisit the catalog of Krokus, because tonight, long stick goes boom. Seriously, though, Krokus is pretty cool.
His homework was never quite like this.
Ryan Walters, the Oklahoma schools chief who wants bibles in the classroom and Christianity taught to kids, just got caught watching adult content. On his work computer. During a Board of Education meeting. Read that again. www.friendlyatheist.com/p/ryan-walte...
I prefer Weird Al. I hate the whole fucking concept of “AI” because it makes me think I’m reading the first name of some guy instead of some new technology that will eventually make the world stupider, instead of seeing “A.I.”
If you woulda told me in the 80s that we’d lose Ozzy, Theo Huxtable, Hulk Hogan, and the country’s most famous billionaire, all in the same week, I’d never believe it.
A game show where the winner successfully places an iOS app into a folder before other competitors and gets to punch an Apple exec of their choice in the mouth.
I’m allowed to be bummed out about Ozzy for however long I want to be bummed out, so fuck your other shit that means nothing.
To be fair, SDSU football is basically UFL-level quality for the NCAA at this point. I’m not happy about this, as an Aztec alum.
Alienating half the marketable country, still. Good job, Rock, you f’ing moron.