Bond: "Hello, quartermaster. What have you for this mission then?" Q: "I've got gadgets and gizmos aplenty. I've got whosits and whatsits galore..."
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Bond: "Hello, quartermaster. What have you for this mission then?" Q: "I've got gadgets and gizmos aplenty. I've got whosits and whatsits galore..."
Wild how she is now a Geena Davis doppelgänger
incredible. Fucking incredible
LMAOOOO
That's what I thought too. Maybe Netanyahu but i'm definitely thinking Leguizamo
I think we can help our friend Manaf get some new legs. Consider donating or sharing gofund.me/36b02103
No idea what's going on this post but I recognise a good post when I see one.
Selena Gomez is being brainwashed by the Isrealis. Benny Blanco is microwaving her head at night with a device when she’s asleep.
¡viva Aztlán!
Lemme tell you about socialism *begins blowing a balloon animal up*
That post is fucking AMAZING
Addams family ass staircase
Sorry I can't make it, I have to wash my stairs
I want $8k/month to go on camera and spout profound, unconvincing ignorance of the functions of the Democratic Party Sounds way better than the $2.2k a month I get paid to be expected to be right all the time while attempting to help constituents navigate a rapidly failing system.
Definitely a victim of “online”
I thought the Taylor Lorenz article in wired was good but I’m very happy she blocked me a long time ago because I find her to be very odd and insufferable
Secondarily. SECONDARILY
*walking up to a beautiful woman* "is there a Mr.take?" *she shoots me with a gun*
Uncontrollable dancing
The year is 2026. Skibidifreedom fever hits the nation. None survive.
Now that’s a triple feature
My sister told me there was a guy in her dorm her first year of college who would “pretend to be possessed every month” I asked her what made him do it, and she looked very thoughtful and said “I think he just liked having girls take care of him”
Horny for justice, to be clear.
I’ll be the first to admit my loyalty to Nancy Pelosi is largely due to how horned up she gets me
let's check the comments:
Don’t campaign across Texas. Focus on winnable districts!
Don’t besiege the House just take a majority
Don’t siege the campaigns. Take them immediately!
Have the democrats considered zurge rushing the midterms?
Yep
My guess is his secret is pert plus
UBER DRIVER, ASKING IF IM HIS FARE: are you Christian? ME, CHUCKLING: heh heh heh quite the opposite, my friend
I don’t know whether or not David Pakman takes money from AIPAC but I know for certain he knows how to fucking say it. Looking at “cpac” like “is it called ‘kapack’?” Nonsense.
“No no… it can’t be. There’s no such thing as a yakubian ape” you say to yourself while looking in growing horror at a picture of Joe rogan.
“AIPAC, IPAC, EPOCH, TUPAC, I dunno how ya even say it. Anyway the news is all liars and snakes!”
David Pakman denounces "outrageous claims suggesting that it's AIPAC or IPAC - I don't even know how it's pronounced - that is funding this show"
Please, I really need this. If you don’t let me follow you to your car they’re going to demote me from nightstalker to night follow man
Blueskyism? More like googuyjism amiright?
Michael Kelly is going all in for his next role, huh?
he also looks like this. he should write an autobiography
Hartnett was so good in it. Really leaned into the ludicrousness
"We don't want no Haole jawns at this paradise"
Guess who’s back?
"Shouldn't take me any time at all to eat that pie, i'm afraid. Hardly 7 bites." amazing nonsense. Love it.
hell yeah keep throwing the worst ideas out there
There is no reporting whatsoever to support this claim. Straight making shit up online.
Yeah and I don't even think she's considering this whatsoever. The last rumor mill was in 2020 and she was like "there's no way" so I think OP is just making shit up
There's no reporting showing this is true by the way. Just wishcasting for milquetoast
No. Nonononono. No.
Ahahahahahahaha
I enjoyed this. And what an infectious laugh. ❤️ "Reporter left speechless after witnessing Japan's new $70 million Maglev train in action at 310 mph"
My friends, free yourself from the evils of that horrible yakubian ape!
My friends, free yourself from the evils of that horrible yakubian ape!
I always enjoyed "stir of echoes" as an underrated horror movie. Just a very unsettling watch.
Oh lol it's literally this
Man we're flinging million dollar missiles at fucking dinghies like what the fuck are we doing. We are working so hard to create real threats.
I missed the space force part but otherwise 🎯
Whenever my dog is misbehaving my wife is like "look what your son is doing.." and first off he's not my son, he's a dog and secondly he's YOUR SON TOO and maybe if you hadn't fucking CODDLED him...
I wanna get metaphysical metaphysical 🎵🎶
Job Hunting is so much fun the way staring into the abyss on Linkedin has me clawing out my eyes at another "top tips for..." post.
mfer said "thing"
HELL YEAH!
Bluesky be like:
i think we can have land back and gundams
And dumbasses like that always existed too even on twitter. It's just that back then they'd say things like "A lot of the people on here thing Twitter is real life but NEWSFLASH..."
I love how Bluesky is essentially the McDowells to Twitters Mcdonalds for people who want a quarter pounder without nazis and yet you still see people say something like "blueskyism"
Not me, i want battle robots!
“The site is called boo..bluh…blursky and it stars jorry and adewr and bort. Uhh well I loved it I’m thinking five bags of popcorn and a rare six cups of soda. Sorry, Nate Silver. You blew it on your review of this one”
Recently I see so many people feeling hopeless and like in a weird way the WANT the world to end and that’s just…. I mean that would be nice though… all that dark and quiet….. no NO! GO AWAY BAD THOUGHTS
Bold truth
Still chasing that Star Wars high
Doctor: "The tests results came back and i'm afraid.. it's pancreatic cancer" Me: "OH NO" *clutching my groin* Doctor: *shakes his head 'no'* Me: *slowly pointing to my knee while looking questioningly at my doctor* Doctor: "bup bup bup" *lightly waving his palms in an 'up up' signal*
Ahahahaha. “BAN THEM! BAN THEM ALL!!!”
“Ban them!” Was very very funny tho
perfect example lmfao
That’s outstanding mate. A wonderful gift to give yourself
Going viral on Twitter was a lot of fun but then it got swamped with Nazis and I wouldn’t trust Elon with anything let alone an app that had access to my phone so yeah no that shit had to go
Alright buddy, which is it - Bluesky doesn't have enough jokes or Bluesky isn't taking things seriously enough because like half of these are just jokes.
Amazing. Great pictures too. You can kinda feel the crispness of the air
yeah bluesky has a ton of work needed still but at least it ain't a damm nazi site
i love seeing twitter users with a haughty attitude towards bluesky as "lesser twitter" despite twitter being a nazi shell of itself. there's something to be said about people who insist on resting on their laurels even as they crumble and erode beneath them. their arrogance is pitiful and amusing.
My spirit is impeccable
Hell yeah
That view is NUTS
We outside tho. Mt. Tabor Park.
Okay sure everyone loves Zohran but have you considered Sliwa's feral cat colony proposal
Well I was close
www.businessinsider.com/rudy-giulian...
1 year ago a bitch launched her independent journalism i was HOMELESS with an EMPTY FRIDGE and I had JUST BEEN ABLEISM FIRED by a PR JOB a month earlier ... the lady that fired me said "i think editors more talented than you have propped you up. you may not be cut out for this writing thing"
the whole project is to be as antagonistic as possible! when standard maga and trump flags wasn't enough, they moved on to fjb, let's go brandon, fuck your feelings flags. it's the one thing that maga truly stands for, to trigger whoever!
When their families finally say enough is enough, suddenly they’ve been very wronged for their “beliefs”. But it isn’t their “beliefs” that has caused this rift. Instead it is their demands that everyone acknowledge their beliefs as valid and, more than that, correct.
With conservatives, the self victimisation is also a feature. They don’t want to maintain a relationship with their family and friends. They want to force them to hear their odious opinions and beliefs
Some conservatives may even hold their nose and pull the lever. Many progressives did for Biden knowing his history of bussing and the crime bill. But with MAGA they relish the idea that others are turned off by their extremism. They want those around them to suffer in their stink
I was rewatching “12 angry men” tonight and this reminds me of the scene where everyone one by one turns away from the incredibly racist juror in the group. Conservatives have always dabbled with open bigotry but Trumpism wears it as a badge of honor. Of course people are disgusted with them
