Carolina A. Miranda
@cmonstah.bsky.social
"Elegante y muy cabrona." I labor at the word factory for Alta, WaPo, NYRB, The Atlantic, Fresh Air, KCRW and others. https://linktr.ee/Cmonstah
created June 23, 2023
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick (@reichlinmelnick.bsky.social) reposted
Drug trafficking is not a capital crime; it doesn’t carry a death sentence. I genuinely cannot think of anything under U.S. law that would permit premeditated government assassination of people suspected of drug trafficking.
chris quixote (@chrisquixote.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
In three weeks reporters will have to wear these into briefings.
Carolina A. Miranda (@cmonstah.bsky.social)
Lord.
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www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/int...
Carolina A. Miranda (@cmonstah.bsky.social)
It's like you think he can't fit anymore in — and then he fits some more in. George Washington is rolling over in his grave.
Philip Bump (@pbump.com) reposted
Jerry Nadler and the Democrats (and Congress's) generational issue. www.pbump.net/o/democrats-...
Carolina A. Miranda (@cmonstah.bsky.social) reply parent
If we were a civilized European country this would be a comedy skit with puppets and I would bring the popcorn.
Snitty 🎃 (@clofsnitville.bsky.social) reposted
Imagining Steve Miller trying to hold him upright while Karoline Leavitt splashes water on his face in a desperate attempt to make him look lively
Carolina A. Miranda (@cmonstah.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s insane
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Whoops. Here's the link for the Peña poster: americanart.si.edu/artwork/huel...
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Amado M. Peña, Jr., Unidentified, "¡Huelga! Texas Farmworkers Union," ca. 1977
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Crowds surround Chinese laborers as they lay the last rail of the first transcontinental railroad, by Andrew Russell, 1869. portal.museumca.org/catalog/8e67...
Carolina A. Miranda (@cmonstah.bsky.social) reply parent
Gordon Parks, "American Gothic," Washington, D.C., 1942. www.icp.org/browse/archi...
Carolina A. Miranda (@cmonstah.bsky.social)
Since Labor Day isn't supposed to be about sales: Arthur Rothstein, "TVA Workers, Fort Loudon, Tennessee," 1942. In the collection of the Smithsonian American Art Museum. americanart.si.edu/artwork/tva-...
Michael Lobel (@mlobelart.bsky.social) reposted
Ivan Albright, "Fleeting Time, Thou Hast Left Me Old," 1945
Jen Johans (@filmintuition.bsky.social) reposted
He instantly made anything he was in better. He will be missed. 💙
Carolina A. Miranda (@cmonstah.bsky.social) reply parent
People splicing footage of Filipino government nepo babies dancing and showing off their wealth against footage of the flood disasters.
Carolina A. Miranda (@cmonstah.bsky.social)
Filipino Tok and Indonesia Tok right now are 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
ArtButMakeItSports (@artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social) reposted
La Décapitation de saint Georges, Bernat Martorell, 1430
Carolina A. Miranda (@cmonstah.bsky.social) reply parent
But I thought I saw him at Panera.
Carolina A. Miranda (@cmonstah.bsky.social)
"PragerU says it is trying to fight cultural amnesia with patriotic history. The Founders Museum instead suggests a nation with light brain damage." news.artnet.com/art-world/wh...
Carolina A. Miranda (@cmonstah.bsky.social)
Also, a show about Latino youth movements being replaced with one about salsa music. hyperallergic.com/1037811/smit...
Oliver Darcy (@oliverdarcy.bsky.social) reposted
"Trump’s age, his visible health problems, and the White House’s cagey answers raise real questions about transparency and capacity. Yet the institutions that pride themselves on holding power to account have largely looked away," @passantino.bsky.social writes. www.status.news/p/trump-heal...
Carolina A. Miranda (@cmonstah.bsky.social)
Timeline cleanse
Carolina A. Miranda (@cmonstah.bsky.social) reply parent
True my RBF would not photograph well on the daily
Carolina A. Miranda (@cmonstah.bsky.social) reply parent
Apparently the soundtrack of Les Miserables could be heard in the Rose Garden, so … alive.
Missing The Point (@missingthept.bsky.social) reposted
Inspector convening White House staff: “My job is to determine which one of you murdered the President.” Pan to room: *JD Vance awkwardly holding a couch pillow.* *Kristi Noem nervously rubbing gun barrel.* *RFK Jr. swigging raw milk.* *Stephen Miller crouched in corner gnawing on a deer’s femur.*
Jason Garcia (@jasongarcia.bsky.social) reposted
The Free State of Florida is now trying to ban *sidewalk chalking*
Carolina A. Miranda (@cmonstah.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm sure I could convince people he was my dad and he's 10 years younger than me.
Carolina A. Miranda (@cmonstah.bsky.social)
A friend of mine just informed me that Joni Ernst is only a year older than us and all I gotta say is hate will age TF of you.
Carolina A. Miranda (@cmonstah.bsky.social) reply parent
bwahahahaha
L Chupacabra: The Pope Of Chili Town (@lchupacabra.bsky.social) reposted
This is your periodic reminder to live your life so the entire internet isn't planning week long benders and a second baby boom when you die
Carolina A. Miranda (@cmonstah.bsky.social) reply parent
Correction: 2 hours
Carolina A. Miranda (@cmonstah.bsky.social)
The Culture Journalist podcast has a really interesting episode devoted to AI and the enshittification of the internet. Journalist John Herrman describes it as something akin to "an ecological collapse." podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
Kimberly Burns (@kimberlyburns.bsky.social) reposted
Make America Dumb and Boring Again. www.npr.org/2025/08/26/n...
Carolina A. Miranda (@cmonstah.bsky.social)
In my next work contract I will specify that I can't start work until I've watched at least an hour's worth of Cardi B trial videos.
Washington Post Opinions (@postopinions.bsky.social) reposted
"These Christian-themed videos are part of a larger barrage of propaganda," @cmonstah.bsky.social writes. https://wapo.st/3HUGlAq
Carolina A. Miranda (@cmonstah.bsky.social) reply parent
A detail from Bellini’s “St Jerome in the Wilderness,” c. 1450, spotted at the Getty in 2017.
Carolina A. Miranda (@cmonstah.bsky.social)
How your email found me.
Senator Patty Murray (@murray.senate.gov) reposted
These are the words of a lunatic who does not belong in government, much less as our nation's top health official. It is dangerous to allow him to oversee ALL federal health research and public health infrastructure. It is never too late to do the right thing. Fire RFK Jr.
Carolina A. Miranda (@cmonstah.bsky.social)
“I feel like Dad is saying: ‘I have taught you this language. Now speak it.'" www.latimes.com/entertainmen...
Carolina A. Miranda (@cmonstah.bsky.social) reply parent
He is so bad!
Carolina A. Miranda (@cmonstah.bsky.social)
Maybe we just need to rename our country the United States of Palantir & Goop.
Carolina A. Miranda (@cmonstah.bsky.social) reply parent
Her expressions are priceless. Her face when the lawyer asked about her hair!
Carolina A. Miranda (@cmonstah.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh I am looking forward to reading this!
Carolina A. Miranda (@cmonstah.bsky.social)
This is my Roman Empire.
Brendan Nyhan (@brendannyhan.bsky.social) reposted
I believe this is what the kids call performative
Carolina A. Miranda (@cmonstah.bsky.social)
Meanwhile in Argentina. www.theguardian.com/world/2025/a...
Carolina A. Miranda (@cmonstah.bsky.social)
👀 www.bbc.com/news/article...
Carolina A. Miranda (@cmonstah.bsky.social) reply parent
It is so hard to be the cat.
Carolina A. Miranda (@cmonstah.bsky.social) reply parent
OMG I want to rub that little loaf's belly
Carolina A. Miranda (@cmonstah.bsky.social)
This is my song of the summer.
Carolina A. Miranda (@cmonstah.bsky.social) reply parent
I looooove em dashes
Carolina A. Miranda (@cmonstah.bsky.social)
Moreover Myriad Backward sentences with lots of clauses because I’m a native Spanish speaker
Carolina A. Miranda (@cmonstah.bsky.social) reply parent
They can get those chip bags with their bayonets.
Carolina A. Miranda (@cmonstah.bsky.social) reply parent
We do this every damn time but it's so annoying.
Carolina A. Miranda (@cmonstah.bsky.social)
I love how your cable bill can just magically go up by 50% overnight for no reason other than the cable company thought it was a good idea to just start charging you more.
Carolina A. Miranda (@cmonstah.bsky.social) reply parent
My rolls salute your rolls! 🫡
Carolina A. Miranda (@cmonstah.bsky.social)
A good jam from @arunadsouza.bsky.social on the fluid state of South Asian identity in locales like the Caribbean and Africa. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/22/a...
Mother Jones (@motherjones.com) reposted
On YouTube, videos claiming Trump-world figures bested their antagonists during micro-interactions are generating thousands of views and a flood of supportive comments—and they’re all completely fake.
Carolina A. Miranda (@cmonstah.bsky.social) reply parent
I get into DHS’s White Christian Nationalist aesthetic in my latest for @postopinions.bsky.social. (With gift link!)
Carolina A. Miranda (@cmonstah.bsky.social)
“These Christianist ideas find their contemporary form on DHS’s hyper-caffeinated social media feeds, where videos that quote the Bible imply that seizing undocumented immigrants is a spiritual calling — a crusade, one might call it.” wapo.st/4mzFvZh
Carolina A. Miranda (@cmonstah.bsky.social)
“It’s an example of another government deploying what the researchers call ‘Politically Salient Image Patterns,’ which, as they put it, ‘serve to influence, demean, manipulate, and motivate various audience segments.’” www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
Carolina A. Miranda (@cmonstah.bsky.social)
“How many ways can you say the same thing over and over again? And yet, we must write it down, if for nothing else, then for the sake of those who will come after us.” www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
Carolina A. Miranda (@cmonstah.bsky.social)
Our government is torturing this man.
Carolina A. Miranda (@cmonstah.bsky.social)
As the Trump Administration threatens the Native arts ecosystem through defunding, I have a look at how the de Young's revamp of its Indigenous art galleries helps put the voices of California Indigenous communities front and center. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/25/a...
Carolina A. Miranda (@cmonstah.bsky.social) reply parent
Same
Carolina A. Miranda (@cmonstah.bsky.social) reply parent
The food photos are so devastating. This bowl of gravy:
Carolina A. Miranda (@cmonstah.bsky.social) reply parent
Definitely need the Cracker Barrel coffee pot ornament.
Carolina A. Miranda (@cmonstah.bsky.social) reply parent
I have no idea what is happening here. It’s from the Cracker Barrel “Horse” collection.
Carolina A. Miranda (@cmonstah.bsky.social) reply parent
This shirt is from their Palm Beach collection. If you are Latino and wear this everyone will definitely think you are the waiter.
Carolina A. Miranda (@cmonstah.bsky.social)
Cracker Barrel sells clothes! A tank dress from their American Heritage Collection:
Michael Lobel (@mlobelart.bsky.social) reposted
#ArtButMakeItPolitics
Carolina A. Miranda (@cmonstah.bsky.social)
It's an occupation.
Ida Bae Wells (@nhannahjones.bsky.social) reposted
Again:Journalists are not stenographers. We are to get information, report and verify the facts, and then report the reality not the talking point. What Trump is doing in DC and threatening in cities is NOT a crime crack down because he says it is. Don’t regurgitate. Report the truth not propaganda.
Carolina A. Miranda (@cmonstah.bsky.social) reply parent
From the perspective of how he would rule, yes. But he also doesn't attract the same cult following, so not sure how long he would last?
Carolina A. Miranda (@cmonstah.bsky.social)
Congestive heart failure TikTok is now a thing.
Kelsey Atherton (@atherton.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
he blocked me for this
Carolina A. Miranda (@cmonstah.bsky.social)
“In a contemporary society colored, or rather made creatively bland, by the homogenizing factor of social media, one yearns again for such an original artist who had the balls to stick two sequined fingers up to accepted norms.” hyperallergic.com/1033670/leig...
Carolina A. Miranda (@cmonstah.bsky.social) reply parent
I got it in East LA
Carolina A. Miranda (@cmonstah.bsky.social)
Love a freak summer rainfall in LA in which everyone is like WTF
Carolina A. Miranda (@cmonstah.bsky.social) reply parent
Got my first today!
NY Times Pitchbot (@nytpitchbot.bsky.social) reposted
Whether it's Zohran Mamdani opening city-run grocery stores or Eric Adams handing potato chip bags filled with cash to reporters, both candidates have provocative ways of getting food to New Yorkers.
Carolina A. Miranda (@cmonstah.bsky.social) reply parent
🫶🏽
Sara Habein (@sarahabein.bsky.social) reposted
I just opted out. Only takes a minute.
Carolina A. Miranda (@cmonstah.bsky.social) reply parent
This is the older show, not the new one — just so you know. But hopefully I'll see you at the performance anyway!
Raider (@iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social) reposted
ICE, DC Police, Park Police, DHS, and HSI brutally arrested a man who refused to provide identification after being stopped for eating in public. Goons attempted to stop community members from recording his injuries during the incident.
Carolina A. Miranda (@cmonstah.bsky.social) reply parent
Here's the story I wrote about it: www.latimes.com/entertainmen...
Carolina A. Miranda (@cmonstah.bsky.social)
Just bought tix for Lagartijas Tiradas al Sol at CAP UCLA on Sept. 27. Do yourself a favor and GO. The last time this Mexican theater collective was in LA, I saw their piece "Tijuana" and was so thoroughly and completely blown away, I STILL think about the performance. cap.ucla.edu/event/centro...
Sarah E. Bond (@sarahebond.bsky.social) reposted
Every time I see Trump waiting for Putin, I think about the staged amphora 🏺 photo of VP allegedly discovering (he didn’t, it was planted) the ceramic while scuba diving in the Kerch Strait. lol. Ancient history is always a prop to these men. www.theguardian.com/world/2011/o...
Carolina A. Miranda (@cmonstah.bsky.social)
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Leonora Carrington, "Self-Portrait," c. 1937-38, in the collection of the Met. www.metmuseum.org/art/collecti...
Carolina A. Miranda (@cmonstah.bsky.social)
Made it to Friday.
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Live footage of me at my desk:
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👇🏽
Carolina A. Miranda (@cmonstah.bsky.social)
More and more, he resembles an old t-shirt that has been through the dryer a hundred too many times. I won't even get into the hat.
Carolina A. Miranda (@cmonstah.bsky.social) reply parent
Towards the end of my time there I would get zero engagement snd get called a dumb cunt regularly. No thank you.
Kai Ryssdal (@kairyssdal.bsky.social) reposted
What Danielle said. According to the Yale Budget Lab, the average effective tariff rate in this economy right now is 18.2% Let me put that another way. President Trump has raised taxes on American businesses and consumers by -- on average -- 18.2%
Carolina A. Miranda (@cmonstah.bsky.social) reply parent
Eli
Carolina A. Miranda (@cmonstah.bsky.social)
Classical chanclas! news.artnet.com/art-world/fl...