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Am I the only one on this site who thinks that Trump is probably fine in terms of his health (or at least not meaningfully worse than before) and its largely wishful thinking to believe otherwise?
UNC: Okay well those inside runs have been killing us, but we stopped them on 3rd down and now it's 4th and 5 so they won't run it anymore TCU:
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
TCU’s backup QB just threw a block for his running back in a game where they’re up by 34
Get rekt
This is how South Philly folks greet each other
What the fuck is going on man this is insane shit. Is he taking a rocket to go live on the moon or something. Is that the Tuesday announcement
Yessir
Jesus Christ
MK2 is the best, but 3 is good!
DELAY OF GAME. Is he playing Fuck Up bingo or something? No Free Space, how about a dropped forward pass lateral
Go read a book, you illiterate son of a bitch.
Arch Manning 104th out of 129 QBs in drop back EPA. Woof.
Incredible content Bill. Thank you for this Labor Day treat. What a way to start the week.
None of this ever happens if the Pats didn't tape the Rams' Super Bowl XXXVI walk-through
And this is happening RIGHT NOW
The only way this could've gone worse for UNC is if someone accidentally spilled anthrax in the locker room at the half
head in a jar like Krang saying "RELEASE THE HOUNDS" over and over
business insider written article: borderline ai slop garbage. no thanks business insider youtube: babe drop everything you're doing they made a 30 minute video about diner economics
Belichick at halftime: Get your shit together or I'm gonna buy every car dealership and insurance agency in North Carolina to make sure none of you fucks get a job after you graduate
Solid panic punt
Stafford isn't a lock for the HOF but I think he deserves to go in for having the biggest clangers ever. I know this play is very old news, but I just can't stop thinking about him pulling the trigger on a throw like this with less than 2 minutes to go when you're losing in the Superbowl. Madness.
young guns: meet the coaches under 80 who are shaking up acc football
Bluesky is a sports app because we are all gathered here together to bathe in the cozy schadenfreude of Bill coming unglued before the first half of his college debut is even over
Nixon: he's running for Mayor. The kid. The one from Sudan? Haldeman: I believe so sir. Yes. Nixon: but he eats bacon- [Crosstalk] Haldeman: Vampire- [Crosstalk] Nixon: Bone-Petite? What's that?
Pick 6 in Bill's debut and a taunting flag that was totally worth it
Jordon sending him imessages on the iPad YOU'RE DOING GREAT HONEY ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🍆
Watching UNCs defense overpursue on that delay run, man Bill would've fired that guy in the old days
Lmao Belichick using an iPad on the sideline looking flustered and pissed this is high comedy
Wait who's talking shit on jersey
Trump's favorite player the fix is in
One of the boys in my kids class wears dresses sometimes and none of the students think twice about it. All of a sudden this mother asked: "do you think the kids should wear uniforms" and I knew exactly what she was doing so I said "you know all the other parents hate you" and that was that
Lmao literally said nothing. Nothing at all. Even his mealy-mouth bullshit answer needs an editor. Next time save everyone some time and just stick your thumb up your ass
The look Bill gives a player when they like one of Jordon's beach pics
My wife does not allow me on the parents WhatsApp chats because I message the way I post and as she says "keep that shit somewhere else"
Spicy chicken sandwich and frosty run
RIP Graham Greene. Every time he popped up on screen when I was a kid, my mom would excitedly point him out for being an actual Native on the screen. Able to be deadly serious and infinitely hilarious (even in smaller roles like Last of Us), he ate up the screen. Nʌki’wah brother.
Hunter S Walker
Nate Silver looking in the mirror just before hitting send
When I keep forcing the ball to my double covered TE because I bet the over on 5 catches for my parlay
Hey @diedrichbader.bsky.social
Wife: You know who I mean. That guy who does predictions, but he's wrong. You know. Nostradamus but wrong. NostraWrongus. She meant Nate Silver
Drunkenly stumbled out of the sports book at the Wynn and wandered over to the $25 blackjack tables yelling HIT ME and punching himself in the face over and over
Finding all my Nate Silver posts since we know he's got a burner on here somewhere
Nate Silver coming home and seeing the Savannah Bananas score after betting against them for the third time this week
The Lisa Vanderpump Home for Autistic Dogs
The word jawn is the biggest "I'm from Philly" giveaway but this is a close second
For the first time in the history of the Mina Kimes Show I was able to one up a former player guest (@mikegolicjr.bsky.social) while discussing a football injury 🎧: apple.co/4g19CGo 📺: youtu.be/Kp8vzyJJKAA?...
What I found most fascinating in exploring this topic with both new and established coaches - the real empathy from their assistants that morphs into wanting to rip their boss’s scheme apart when they get on the practice field, and the push-pull with the HC who encourages that.
'I hope he is not in the backfield in two seconds' means CeeDee knows he's gonna be in the backfield in two seconds lmao
Homeschooling is used to keep abuse under wraps. And I consider this kind of shit abuse too. Fucking up your kids chance to survive because you're a selfish moron or a disgusting pervert. Neither are good.
No joke. Homeschooling should be illegal.
If the wine bottle tells some story about the history of family and the sunlight in the afternoon and has a pretty label you can be guaranteed they spent all the money on the marketing and none of it on the sludge inside
Happy to hear it, but this is surprising. The man is dealing with blood clot issues. I know shit about it though. What's the danger coming back too early from clots? I know what happens if you don't let a ligament injury heal fully but I got no idea about this.
For masturbating on screen in Borat 2
No I'm not surprised a bunch of too online losers with no game consider talking to a bot 'dating' but I am concerned that the losers at the WSJ consider it 'dating'
This is the strangest home run you're ever going to see and it could only happen at Fenway
Yeah, she looked like peak Naomi. I'm rooting for her, in no small part bc she had her first kid a few months before I did and I love that her daughter is now old enough to see her crushing it out there 🥹
Former NY Times Columnist Rips Into the Grey Lady, Says He Left ‘Without Sorrow’
They pitched religion and crypto to Trump as the easiest marks to cash in on and he couldn't believe it took him this long to give it a shot. All those years wasted scamming developers and sitting in courtrooms for a real estate long con when he could've just opened a megachurch
'It's not that Bluesky is important but I'm specifically namedropping that social media platform' Gotta say tho any Dems who listen to this gambling addict are gonna get what you deserve.
My kid lost half a year when she was learning to read and write but she's doing amazing now and my godson was a freshman who lost half a year of HS and now he's loving life in college. Kids are risilient. Their whiny parents aren't.
After banning visas for Palestinian children seeking medical care, the Trump administration is now banning any Palestinian passport holders from entering the United States. Extraordinary bigotry being converted into US policy. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/31/w...
This shit is always a good beat. We had a guy in Philly that would write about the lunch buffets at the strip clubs and even had a "I dare you to eat here" reader challenge every month. Getting the management to give inches to stuff like this was always a fight, but I think it's essential coverage.
Manjack 4: Horned Frog
Bama's greatest indignity right now: losing the kind of game that their fans used to be able to make fun of Hugh Freeze for losing. @mattstahl97.bsky.social joins our latest www.splitzoneduo.com/p/covering-a...
Put him in the Stafford Airstream!
Thomas seeing this thirst trap post and sliding into the BART DMs
The regular ass music from Bluey (not the theme, which is also fire) is so goddamn charming and adorable. They really knocked that entire show out of the park. Top to bottom just perfect.
Every time I see a Tom Nichols post. I always forget that guy is here
Hey guys, no more Sundays without NFL football until like February, just an FYI
This is an internet classic right up there with the guy losing it while recording that Ice House commercial, but the fake Trump post with the word ponder in it got me remembering the best use of ponderous I've ever heard. In case you missed it
That's Ben Grimm
Ben Grimm ass
It's a Made West lager kind of morning to go along with them Gauff and Osaka baseline blasts. No one can stop you from having a beer at 11 am.
listen if you enjoy hearing me gab and not just shitpost
Mark Cuban in shambles
Lmaoooo Custer ass statement
Lmaoooo can't imagine what the wet thud sounded like when it hit the ground
One of the most publicly selfish pricks I've ever seen strap on a helmet
Can't wait until he blames literally everyone but himself when shit goes wrong
Dying while ripping open a shirt to prove you're alive
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. filling an IV bag from a murky puddle near Trump National's sixth tee. "The president needs parameciums," he tells the assembled media. "It's the only treatment proven to work in real testing." His golf cart is piled high with dozens of dead birds.
Prime example here. You can dance like a cringey unc if your vibes are through the roof and it'll look cute instead of broke ass
This is literally how I picked my teams back in the 80s and 90s. My parents weren't into sports and neither were my brothers. I watched ESPN and followed players. Dickerson fan, Lemieux fan, Robinson fan, Valenzuela fan. Cuban is a fucking dolt. The fact he owned an NBA team and said this is wild
Lots of lugubrious killjoys on here. Don't be a prick. Post a nonsensical photo if you don't know what else to do. People love that shit
Christmas in September maybe? We will see.
No facial hair at all, best I can tell. Eyebrows too.
Or fell out from cancer meds
“Listening to the convicted sex offender’s lengthy interview reveals that she and her interviewer had one goal—to satisfy Donald Trump.” www.newyorker.com/news/the-led...
'Something to ponder' cmon MAN and not even a thank you for your attention to this matter this is absolutely not djt
alright, this one's going to ruffle some feathers. i wrote about how we're in the midst of a crisis of movies that don't actually say anything, with Alex Garland's Civil War standing in as the key example: goodones.beehiiv.com/p/the-shit-h...
I don't think people realize just how good the Packers D was last year and now teaming up with Rashan Gary to sew up that pass rush is gonna be nasty. Jared Goff gonna have a long season in that division.