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coco coyote

@cococoyote.bsky.social

coyote. she/her.

created June 22, 2023

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Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

sad!

2/9/2025, 10:52:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

it sounds fantastic! i bet they love it.

2/9/2025, 10:27:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

may i ask what outdoor school is?

2/9/2025, 8:28:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

see, dave gets it (i think when he says music recs he must mean kitty pics)

screenshot of a post in which dave weigel says, “I have a lot of fun on here! People share links, people actually read articles, I share music recs and get new ones. Why should I care if nobody’s paying a bot farm to juice numbers?”
2/9/2025, 5:07:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

what has triggered this bsky is dying tantrum? are numbers falling or something? (seems fine to me but i’m a coyote)

2/9/2025, 5:03:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

when does the left dreck start?

2/9/2025, 5:00:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

is there time to change your name?

1/9/2025, 6:30:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

the usual

1/9/2025, 4:00:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

the little hats!

1/9/2025, 3:25:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

🔮

1/9/2025, 12:41:42 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social)

@copycurmudgeon.bsky.social thinking of you 🙏 www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8BtnfQq/

1/9/2025, 12:33:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

pomegranates! grenades were supposedly named after them

30/8/2025, 6:54:32 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

I was about to say this: we hope 🙏🤞✊

30/8/2025, 11:34:26 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

🙏

30/8/2025, 11:31:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stone Cold Jane Austen (@abbyhiggs.bsky.social) reposted

RFK Jr looks like he’s been sampling the diseases at the CDC

29/8/2025, 11:04:20 PM | 16176 2751 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

screenshot of my phone’s recent calls showing that i just called Senator Warren, Senator Markey, and Representative McGovern
29/8/2025, 10:22:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

and AZ!

29/8/2025, 4:36:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

huh

29/8/2025, 11:46:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

i thought green went at the bottom bc easiest

29/8/2025, 11:40:10 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

11th paragraph down www.aljazeera.com/economy/2025...

25/8/2025, 3:26:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

I did see that one Ugandan official said they couldn’t take deportees bc they don’t have facilities for them. Which sounds like they’d be detained. (I’ll look for the article in a sec)

25/8/2025, 3:25:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

“If you actually learn a single thing about WWII”

24/8/2025, 3:20:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

Another time, you were listing all these delicious meals you’d made, plus food for the pup, and I misread it as your having made all that fancy stuff for Winnie. Eggplant lasagna, etc. 😂

24/8/2025, 12:45:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

I saw a homeless person existing! Send help!

24/8/2025, 12:36:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

Are they talking about @lawrencewarner.bsky.social ? Vile calumny imo

23/8/2025, 1:36:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

But I must get what I want at all times!

23/8/2025, 1:15:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

will your kids help choose or would that be madness

21/8/2025, 5:25:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

congratulations! that is a serious achievement.

21/8/2025, 3:19:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

looks beautiful! congratulations!

21/8/2025, 2:41:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

dude effects! lol

20/8/2025, 11:34:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

does it list all the creepy possible dude effects like in the mounjaro commercials?

20/8/2025, 11:21:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

otter wearing a beret, as french-speaking otters do
20/8/2025, 10:49:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

Not bc l think there’s a semantic difference, but bc “cringer” is just Too Much for me.

19/8/2025, 5:02:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

I, an old, might hear myself say “cringe” as an adj, but I doubt I would say “cringer,” so I might actually be a cringe, cringier sayer.

19/8/2025, 5:01:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

the extra legs are wearing high heels! fancy!

18/8/2025, 10:51:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

aw belley. a girl needs her mother. ❤️

18/8/2025, 10:32:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

aw, belle. mommy’s home with you now, where she belongs!

18/8/2025, 12:03:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karen James (@kejames.bsky.social) reposted

She doesn’t need a hero, she is the hero we need. 🤩

17/8/2025, 4:41:17 PM | 6765 2100 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

my goodness! intense! are you still waiting around to be discharged? that always takes forever, for some reason. i’m glad you’re on the mend! excellent work.

17/8/2025, 10:11:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

thank u sufi pervert

17/8/2025, 9:45:29 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

oh i’m sorry i missed all this until now! good work getting outta there and i hope you get 100% well soon!

17/8/2025, 7:58:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

do you know about maple creemee www.foodandwine.com/vermont-mapl...

17/8/2025, 3:53:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

oh nm i see it’s basil in your alt text

16/8/2025, 11:28:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

is that a gigantic mint leaf?

16/8/2025, 11:28:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

btw kim jong un also brings his poop back to NK with him when he travels #normal

15/8/2025, 8:02:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

or close to the deadline, like crunch time?

15/8/2025, 7:59:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

I think it’s an adjective here — a crunch summit — tho I still don’t know what it means. Like impromptu, maybe?

15/8/2025, 7:57:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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15/8/2025, 11:28:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

there once was a pup from nantucket who always drank out of a bucket one day she slept late til quarter to eight and somebody came and tuckit

14/8/2025, 10:35:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

ugh i hear you!

14/8/2025, 12:45:43 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

one time when i was unemployed i read somewhere that my job was to get rejected from as many jobs as possible, ie to apply and assume i’d be rejected. it helped me not to experience the rejections so personally. then i got the best job i’ve ever had. good luck!

14/8/2025, 11:33:40 AM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

if you stuff pool noodles under the edges of the sofa, the toys can’t get lost under it!

13/8/2025, 4:01:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

happy birthday! great pictures!

12/8/2025, 10:26:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

eek! so scary!

12/8/2025, 11:23:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

12/8/2025, 11:18:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

i keep laughing about a wheelie being held out as the scariest thing ever. not a wheelie!

12/8/2025, 11:15:43 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

jiminy christmas! wtf?

11/8/2025, 10:32:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

I believe MTG was also the bard who spoke of peach tree (petri) dishes and the gazpacho (gestapo) police

11/8/2025, 8:54:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

completely baffling. thank you for the explanation.

11/8/2025, 8:24:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

I already ordered mine 💅

11/8/2025, 5:21:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

?

11/8/2025, 5:14:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

amazing! joyeux anniversaire to her!

10/8/2025, 6:55:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social)

I just bought some tiny original paintings from Michele and I love them. You should check her work out imo

9/8/2025, 2:18:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

I don’t know why i’m trying to make this make sense but any word on why his vaccine is good but every other one is bad?

8/8/2025, 9:39:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

beautiful kitties!

8/8/2025, 9:24:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Merriam-Webster (@merriam-webster.com) reposted

We’re not sure who needs to hear this, but ‘blueberry’ has two b’s.

8/8/2025, 8:38:47 PM | 7278 942 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

oh good. sounds smart.

8/8/2025, 7:24:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

look at them! why are they so cute?

8/8/2025, 7:23:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

will you do pt for this thing?

8/8/2025, 7:19:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

ugh! sucks! wtf? i’m doing pt for what might be biceps tendinitis. 🤘 it’s a good time! (i actually really like pt but i admit that the home exercises are boring. BUT they’re totally helping!)

8/8/2025, 7:16:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

this looks like a passport photo (for traveling to cataluña and katmandu)

8/8/2025, 7:04:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

you’re right: I wasn’t counting the supplies we already had

8/8/2025, 4:44:31 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

new england is nameless now. sad.

8/8/2025, 4:33:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

$14.99 at Michael’s with coupon

8/8/2025, 4:32:35 PM | 120 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

you’re so lucky that you have an assistant!

7/8/2025, 10:23:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

super pretty!

7/8/2025, 10:20:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

oh i see

7/8/2025, 5:07:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

haha what’s going on here?

7/8/2025, 5:05:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

i mean that would totally slow you down

7/8/2025, 4:52:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

totally thought it was “breaka my spine” when it first came out

7/8/2025, 4:51:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

same, tbh

6/8/2025, 9:26:05 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

that might be a panda, fyi

6/8/2025, 5:03:43 PM | 26 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

how much for HALF a horse

6/8/2025, 2:57:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

6/8/2025, 11:39:53 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

the issue is that in english-speaking countries, one never experiences longing or nostalgia. it’s against the law.

3/8/2025, 8:07:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

“Why are you being so negative?”

3/8/2025, 2:38:27 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

hello baby kitty joey! ❤️

3/8/2025, 12:48:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

French camp! cool!

3/8/2025, 9:37:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

are you with your ladyfriends? (my beloved father used to call my cats my ladyfriends, so please understand the term as the dearest of endearments)

2/8/2025, 11:31:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

even your little socks match your shirt!

2/8/2025, 3:44:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

it’s a little blazer!

2/8/2025, 3:32:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

giving herself a pup talk. you can do it! you got this!

2/8/2025, 1:08:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

picture of myrna loy that i’m pretending is my friend brenda
2/8/2025, 1:13:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

my friend brenda was there too! she looks like myrna loy.

2/8/2025, 1:07:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

bsky.app/profile/infi...

2/8/2025, 1:05:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

this is very upsetting, jon

1/8/2025, 8:43:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

and also yours. high five!

1/8/2025, 5:02:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

I enjoyed this response bsky.app/profile/jswe...

1/8/2025, 5:02:14 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture coco coyote (@cococoyote.bsky.social) reply parent

you should switch to linux. jk, that’s even worse than telling you to switch software.

1/8/2025, 4:26:41 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view