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Codhisattva

@codhisattva.bsky.social

Anti-horrorist Wherever we live, that’s our homeland. No more business as usual!

created November 29, 2023

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Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social)

Pew Research Center brings the demographic data about immigration www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/... Thank you @pewresearch.org

2/9/2025, 12:31:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social) reply parent

I expect trump will have a dog on the desk next to him and will literally start wagging it.

2/9/2025, 11:54:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social) reply parent

Bored executives who 1) want to be a lot more wealthy 2) offer nothing of value to the consumer or company 3) have no ideas at all about anything and 4) desperately trying not to bonk their admins and need a distraction. All of this behavior can be regulated by a reasonable corp tax rate.

2/9/2025, 11:51:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LOLGOP (@thefarce.org) reposted

As someone who is not counting on Democrats in DC to save us in any way, I think we still need to be accurate about what they've been doing to bring the fight to MAGA. And this is a good list of what we may be missing.

2/9/2025, 10:49:01 AM | 134 39 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social) reply parent

Teenjus H Yikes!

2/9/2025, 12:17:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s a roundabout way of saying “even if Rudy was drinking he had sobered up a bunch before getting rear ended while driving waaaay to slow”.

1/9/2025, 1:35:10 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social) reply parent

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang holds up well.

1/9/2025, 1:33:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social) reply parent

The Who Before? Never heard of them *heads to bandcamp*

31/8/2025, 8:44:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social)

Which side are you on, boys?

31/8/2025, 5:12:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social) reply parent

No more districts

31/8/2025, 3:38:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social) reply parent

This is the way

31/8/2025, 2:15:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social) reply parent

President Vance has scheduled an emergency session of the cabinet.

31/8/2025, 2:12:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social) reply parent

Why hasn’t President Vance addressed the nation yet?

31/8/2025, 1:48:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Asha Rangappa (@asharangappa.bsky.social) reposted

Thread 🧵

30/8/2025, 10:54:02 PM | 251 65 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Nexon (@dhnexon.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

it would be nice if, in this limited respect, power-political necessity and republican virtues align. Because the rules are shredded, the norms are gone, and our institutions are subverted. We are in a power-political struggle between fascist authoritarianism and pluralist democracy. Period. /end

30/8/2025, 8:10:01 PM | 385 44 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social) reply parent

In Austin it took an enormous volunteer effort. I don’t know about other places but I’d be surprised if it was paid staff at scale.

29/8/2025, 1:17:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social) reply parent

The doneconomy says this is a sign of great things to come!!

29/8/2025, 1:14:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social)

In the future everyone will have 15 million in dark money.

29/8/2025, 11:46:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social) reply parent

I’d say that today juries are supposed to be the small ignorant audience. The lawyers perform their deceits and convolutions to the small audience in hopes of confusing them or convincing them. Law and facts are just tools of manipulation.

28/8/2025, 11:49:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump will turn his “you’re fired” sign on the American people.

28/8/2025, 2:06:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social) reply parent

Which kind of how memories persist anyway. Rewriting old memories when we remember them.

24/8/2025, 4:22:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social)

Just can’t handle Mark Cuban anymore. What a loon.

24/8/2025, 3:51:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social) reply parent

I guess he means Stalin and Truman???

24/8/2025, 2:52:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m starting to think of the singularity as the moment when humanity is too stupid to understand what their grandparents understood.

24/8/2025, 12:57:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social) reply parent

Well Alice and Bob have a knapsack …

19/8/2025, 1:14:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh come on it’s just an artifact of silicon having so many electrons they can knocked off with just a little jiggle. ⚛️

19/8/2025, 1:11:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social) reply parent

Or may it’s more appropriately “cardinal”

19/8/2025, 1:03:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social) reply parent

You’re clearly (and I’m being sincere) more knowledgeable than I am on this so I’m very deferential. I remember when Mad included classic inserts from the old days and they were wild. Weird memories of the tone and style.

19/8/2025, 12:59:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social)

Exit through the grift shop

19/8/2025, 12:15:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social) reply parent

In no small part because of Mad Comics! It was gruesome before it got funny.

19/8/2025, 12:01:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social) reply parent

Alaska is also a drinking state with a fishing problem

19/8/2025, 12:00:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social) reply parent

“Size, thy name is aleph!” - Gregor Cantor probably

19/8/2025, 11:58:44 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social) reply parent

Numbers are bonkers. Total bonkers!

19/8/2025, 11:52:26 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social)

Last book you read: American Road Trips by @sarahkendzior.bsky.social Book before that: @jesspish.bsky.social on the insane sheriff posses across the country. I can’t recall the name of at the moment.

17/8/2025, 3:56:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social) reply parent

Other countries are important too

17/8/2025, 12:17:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m really not understanding this - did the builder get tax breaks for buyers? Are the breaks infinite? Transferable? As someone who pays an order of magnitude more property tax as well as a multiplier or two I’m seething at the unfairness.

16/8/2025, 1:46:14 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social) reply parent

Each quadrant has a different surgeon. I remember seeing this guy on TV when pro wrestling was a side show on the cheap NYC channels. He was a dweeb and a runt compared to the wrestlers and his interviews were hilarious, and over the top. The wrestlers would also get more and more amped up.

16/8/2025, 1:39:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social) reply parent

I believe in this context a cease fire implies “we will not shoot you as you retreat”. We being Ukraine and retreat being Russia getting out of the country.

16/8/2025, 1:16:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A.R. Moxon (@juliusgoat.bsky.social) reposted

This week I dug deep into the Paradox of Tolerance. We might hope still to build a new house to replace the one abusive bullies are burning down, after centuries of decades of being enabled in the name of civility. If we do, the new house will need new locks. www.the-reframe.com/change-the-l...

16/8/2025, 10:32:02 AM | 797 285 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social) reply parent

Whenever I see it I think it’s some NASCAR emblem or something thing. That it’s a state flag is literally the last thing I ever think.

16/8/2025, 12:21:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social) reply parent

FIFA is after money money money and that’s a language trump understands.

16/8/2025, 12:17:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social) reply parent

All of the decorum was Putin centered implying that he didn’t see Alaska as US ground or even neutral ground. Not even contested land but something more like a book loaned for a little too long but not so long as to make a fuss. Yet. Trump may get his “medal” but it will be given to him by Putin.

16/8/2025, 12:16:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump is fully under Putin’s control on this. Putin is subtle and diplomatic, and knows how to stroke trump’s ego. Trump has nothing in return except perhaps a medal. Trump can’t detect manipulation and Putin is the master manipulator. Putin also signaled his desire for Alaska to be Russian. 3/4

16/8/2025, 12:05:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social) reply parent

The deal trump thinks he delivering to EU and Ukraine is nothing more than having new borders drawn and recognized. Peace is victory for Putin and Putin’s compromise is the existence of any Ukraine (as signaled in his rhetorical shift that recognizes it as a “brother nation”). 2/3

16/8/2025, 12:01:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social) reply parent

This is the language of land grabbing. Putin is unmoved by the number Russians he kills and is signaling he will continue to conscript men to die. Putin is also signaling that he has the weapons manufacturing capacity to continue at this pace of war and doesn’t need a pause for resupply. 1/2

16/8/2025, 11:56:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social) reply parent

Is puffy face a sign of testosterone overdose?

16/8/2025, 2:00:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump does his pull-in handshake thing but Putin seems to preempt it by moving quicker. Trump probably think he established dominance with that maneuver 🤣😆

16/8/2025, 1:15:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social) reply parent

This couldn’t be worse for democrats

16/8/2025, 1:03:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social) reply parent

It’ll be a massive carving into spheres of influence and laissez faire human rights. It’ll be the end of the UN and ICC and any semblance of international order.

15/8/2025, 11:52:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s strange that they would!

15/8/2025, 3:27:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social) reply parent

There’s either bloodshed ahead or states protect us from fed thugs.

14/8/2025, 11:27:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Duckling

14/8/2025, 11:06:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Extra Leftover Salmon

14/8/2025, 11:05:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social) reply parent

The Scooters

14/8/2025, 11:04:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social)

Feetwood Mac

14/8/2025, 10:58:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social) reply parent

Poughkeepsie! City of sin!

14/8/2025, 4:18:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social) reply parent

Targets for the revolutionaries

14/8/2025, 12:36:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social) reply parent

Which amendment now?

14/8/2025, 2:34:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social)

It truly is laughable but we are seeing the birth of the police state.

14/8/2025, 2:33:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prem Thakker ツ (@premthakker.bsky.social) reposted

Capital One staff are calling on the company to divest from Elbit Systems & any other firms arming Israel. "We, the Capital One associates undersigned to this open letter, refuse to be complicit in the genocide of Palestinians in Gaza." They also cite some of Aaron Bushnell's final words.

An Open Letter from Capital One Associates Against Genocide For nearly two years, the world has continued to bear witness to the mass slaughter and blockade of Palestinians in Gaza. While the people of Gaza live-stream their own annihilation, Capital One continues its policy of silence and remains complicit in financing the wanton destruction of the Gaza Strip and the Palestinian people. As associates of conscience, we call on Capital One to divest from its commercial relationship with Elbit Systems, a deal that provides half a billion dollars of liquidity for this arms dealer (Paling, 2023) whose weapons are used to commit war crimes (International Criminal Court, 2024), along with any other undisclosed weapons manufacturers arming the Israeli regime. Crimes Here are just a few of the events of 2025 which should have immediately halted any involvement with the Israeli military: • On March 23rd, Israeli forces killed and buried in a mass grave 14 emergency responders and a UN worker who were en route to assist civilians (Tondo, 2025). Israel has killed over 1,500 humanitarian workers and first responders since the genocide began (Palestine Chronicle, 2025). • Starting in March, Israeli authorities began deliberately blocking all humanitarian aid, including food, from entering Gaza, starving the entire population of 2 million people (Shurafa et al., 2025, Amnesty, 2025). Thus far, Israel has starved to death over 200 people, including 100 children (TRT Global, 2025). • In May, Israel implemented a militarized aid distribution system where they've killed over 1,000 Palestinians, described as Throughout the commercial banking relationship with Elbit Systems, Capital One should have been aware of prior allegations of illegal activity by the arms dealer: • Elbit Systems built the surveillance systems for the separation walls in occupied West Bank (Haaretz, 2002) declared illegal by the International Court of Justice (UN News, 2004). • Elbit Systems sold tanks to the Philippine Army (Nepomuceno, 2022) despite accusations of crimes against humanity commited by then-President Rodrigo Duterte and the International Criminal Court investigation that led to his arrest this year (Lema, 2025). • Elbit Systems' drones were sold to Myanmar's military despite an Israeli arms embargo put in place in response to the genocide of the Rohinyga ethnic minority (Beech, 2021). Demands We, the Capital One associates undersigned to this open letter, refuse to be complicit in the genocide of Palestinians in Gaza (Amnesty International, 2024). It is our unwavering conviction that we must not profit from crimes against humanity and that doing so introduces significant liability for the company (Pietropaoli, 2024). Capital One must avoid further moral injury and legal risk by severing any commercial relationships which would enable or facilitate violations of international humanitarian law. We welcome all employees to join our demands that Rich Fairbank and the Executive Committee disclose and divest from any and all weapons manufacturers supplying the Israeli military, beginning with the immediate termination of all financial services to Elbit Systems of America. SIGN THE LETTER
13/8/2025, 9:48:43 PM | 538 193 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social) reply parent

Humanitarian unlawful imprisonment? Acceptable concentration camps? Death With Dignity Torture Facilities?

13/8/2025, 10:21:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social) reply parent

Winning whining it’s all the same to Dear Feeble One

13/8/2025, 6:57:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social) reply parent

What are the publically available non-federal sources of economic data? Who is aggregating state and corporate numbers? State governments must fill the void with accurate and useful jobs, growth and other economic indicators.

13/8/2025, 6:38:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social) reply parent

Whooooooooooaaaaaaaaaa

13/8/2025, 6:27:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social)

The buffoon in chief misses TV so much.

13/8/2025, 4:53:55 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social) reply parent

April fools!

13/8/2025, 4:51:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social) reply parent

Money has no meaning anymore.

13/8/2025, 1:49:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh so like concentration of wealth is the goal again?

13/8/2025, 1:45:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social) reply parent

Media giants like Rush Limbaugh and Father Coughlin stumbled on this effect and infected millions into twisted culture. Plenty of others emulate their vitriol creating a culture of violence. This leads us into the paradox of tolerance. How do the compassionate survive?

13/8/2025, 1:01:33 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social) reply parent

The first group may be the natural state or the original state of mind and humanity. Yet through foul twists the latter propagates itself using hate and fear to supplant our basic instincts of empathy, love and compassion. Fear leads to hate and hate leads to violence.

13/8/2025, 12:55:05 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social) reply parent

It always seems like there’s both of these groups existing in overlapping culture and geography. The latter continuously seeking to overrun the former. The latter being themselves the cruel (inherent or otherwise) that cannot control their own dark impulses.

13/8/2025, 12:48:03 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social) reply parent

Have you done carnitine?

13/8/2025, 12:42:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social)

How did a significant faction in US politics turn Soviet?

13/8/2025, 12:13:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s now up to @govgavinnewsom.bsky.social and @governor.ny.gov to do what they said they’d do. They should listen to @betoorourke.bsky.social and redistrict immediately.

13/8/2025, 11:17:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social)

Slightly diminish a band: The Rolling Stone

13/8/2025, 10:56:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture magdalene visaggio 🏳️‍⚧️ (@magsvisaggio.com) reposted

the internet was supposed to make us freer

11/8/2025, 10:05:33 PM | 395 49 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social) reply parent

Are we in a state of de facto consolidation? Are there actual LEOs pushing back? Has the military split? Seems like is “consolidated” as long as the men with guns obey in advance.

13/8/2025, 12:35:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Linette🌻 (@ohtiniestplanet.bsky.social) reposted

"say this grima wormtongue chatbot is really compelling"

12/8/2025, 12:43:44 PM | 54 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social) reply parent

Biden’s fault

12/8/2025, 8:39:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social) reply parent

“Yet”

12/8/2025, 8:32:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social) reply parent

Cloud Atlas was fantastic. Great storytelling!

12/8/2025, 8:30:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social) reply parent

Putin has declared that he will protect Russian speaking people wherever they live.

12/8/2025, 8:09:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social) reply parent

Trumpism is the new Stalinism

12/8/2025, 6:51:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social) reply parent

m.youtube.com/watch?v=zxBJ...

12/8/2025, 4:43:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social) reply parent

Holly Bowling version especially

12/8/2025, 3:00:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m in camp Tweezer

12/8/2025, 2:59:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gregory the A'ight (@gregoryaight.bsky.social) reposted

With alt text.

12/8/2025, 12:37:40 PM | 22 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social) reply parent

Parade was a bust, this is the revenge.

12/8/2025, 12:51:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social)

NY day old bagel 🥯 🚀

12/8/2025, 2:00:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LOLGOP (@thefarce.org) reposted

"So many people have written me to ask how they can keep ICE out of their town and help protect their neighbors, that I want to focus on that today."

9/8/2025, 11:29:59 AM | 153 68 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social) reply parent

Cuomo is so old he’s still excited about a canal

9/8/2025, 8:25:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social) reply parent

Not interested in methane. It’s a ridiculous proposal. To understand salmon, rivers and dam removal read about the Klamath River. Excellent case study. Every river should be restored to free flow.

9/8/2025, 7:23:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social) reply parent

Hydro has a tremendous cost to ecosystems. They should all be removed and replaced by solar and wind.

9/8/2025, 5:50:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social) reply parent

Now extend the same level of protection to every resident of Illinois regardless of gender identity.

9/8/2025, 5:48:10 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social) reply parent

Now extend the same level of protection to every resident of Illinois regardless of citizenship status.

9/8/2025, 5:46:56 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Onion (@theonion.com) reposted

Daredevil Produce Manager To Attempt Largest-Ever Plum Display theonion.com/daredev...

Daredevil Produce Manager To Attempt Largest-Ever Plum Display
9/8/2025, 3:00:23 PM | 1942 101 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social) reply parent

“The cashier just stopped and ran, eyes wide. I turned my head and a geyser of dark fluid was erupting from aisle 3.” “I tried to pull him out of the aisle but the floor was too slippery.” “I never will eat a plum again.”

9/8/2025, 5:43:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social) reply parent

“It was horrible, I thought it was a little over ripe but I wanted it anyway. I picked it up and then whole tower began to tremble and I ran.” “I was putting my broccoli in my cart when I heard the loudest squishing sound I had ever heard, striking fear deep in my heart.”

9/8/2025, 5:40:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social) reply parent

Tomorrow: Prune juice inundates local store as shoppers flee in terror.

9/8/2025, 5:30:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Codhisattva (@codhisattva.bsky.social) reply parent

Seems to me that the absolute fastest way to end the war is for Putin to stop shooting and retreat. Simple! Trivial even.

9/8/2025, 5:27:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view