That expression matches mine when I saw this pic
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That expression matches mine when I saw this pic
That should be a crime...hope you still managed to enjoy yourself solo
The bodies...the beards...the butt! Perfection.
Curious about your dick-to-wrist ratio too
10/10 no notes
Oh I'd be very appreciative
I would die, but I would die happy
Honestly thought that was a guinea pig initially until I saw the one in the pen with a tail
And the rest
Uh oh...fairly high chance I've already got it
I'm not one to kink shame but 100% agree, feral behaviour and such chronic lack of empathy it's pathological IMO
Trust me when I say after use wash it out immediately every time
Agree though that seems less 'making love' and more like 'epic railing'
The way I went straight to your media tab and got instantly disappointed
Now so am I!
Looking massive...great beard too
Given what I've seen you can handle I'm not sure it's possible!
Bring that feeling to the surface buddy...nipple piercings, with your body? Iconic.
I missed the dots initially and thought your D was cold, was going to suggest a willy warmer
Super hot haircut bro, and you look so good on your back taking dick.
The entire Fitz trilogy of trilogies is absolutely unbeatable IMO - I wish I could erase it from my memory to read it all again for the first time. If you've only just read this one you've got another 5 books to go and are in for an amazing ride.
Careful, it might seal up!
Wow, huge bi's for natty bro, respect!
Cake over sausage, please
That'll do pig, that'll do
WOOF me too
My mouth doubles as a deflation device
"Dad needs his pit sniffed, his tummy rubbed, and his dick sucked...the order is up to you."
Most definitely nipping tittyly too
Me too 😈 and plenty for both 😈
Anytime...my mouth next?
Suck - I know my limits 😂
Hot!
Great shot!
London!
Great shot!
Definitely Ben Bison...and this pic is giving mega horn
Makes me want a hot dog real bad
How is your dick that big
All civilisations eventually fall. We are just witnessing it first hand this time, as the USA destroys itself.
If you can't print yourself, how the hell you gonna print something else?
So 640 loads per day you say? I'm willing to try
Stop, I can only get so erect you know
Wooooofffff
Very hot...would you mind sharing where the bicep straps are from?
Zesty Pestie
Is she qualified to do anything other than ass-licking?
The density...!
Stunning man
You don't respond. Idiocy deserves nothing.
Can't believe I'm the only one to say this...I'd love to stretch you out!
The pen(is) mightier than the sword
What colour is dick?
Looks like it's nap time bro
A literal walking sex god
I don't see the problem here...?
No pre-cum please, it's a waste of good suffering.
That's a lot of hairy beef!
Shame I didn't see you last time I was in Toronto...ah well, excuse to come back I guess?
Um, is hole a carb?
I'd say it's more eggplant...oh you meant the ring!
This should be grounds for sectioning, he's not well
1. 1 or 4 2. 6
I've not dived in yet but surely not as frustrating as KCD2 on console...
I hope you realise you look better than 99.9% of people man
You look absolutely incredible
It's my duty to please your booty
Oh wait I know this one - I pull on the end really hard and it makes you spin around the room, right? Right!?
WOOF
Um hi dad
Shouldn't the basic criteria of being a Director of Intelligence be to actually have some? This is an abject disgrace and multiple people should be fired for this. Sadly, there will be no consequences because this administration is a clown show.
Does that mean "a highly fuckable ass"?
Why would you need a coach when you already look incredible
Let's play
Agreed, it's a huge turn-off and I see it's getting more and more popular not to yuk someone else's yum but it provokes a visceral reaction from me personally
Physique goals right here
I could do this as a teenager...using the same technique in fact, but no way could I do it now! Impressive flexibility
How are you able to be DP'ed fairly regularly with huge cocks but maintain a neat hole?
Woof, I would like to see that!
For you, it's mandatory
Dick so fat it looks like it just ate another dick
Very cute/sexy, helicoptering that big dick between those huge legs!
Is your cock naturally that thick or do you do anything to it?
Like a plasterer's radio
Perfection
With those thighs you can be forgiven pretty much anything
Should have been the final girl tbh
You sure brighten it up though
I'm not in the US you inbred quarterwit. Pipe down.
How old's the dildo?
Compare all the videos, see if you can work out the difference (probably not, it takes at least a couple of functional brain cells) and then question all your life choices that led to you defending a Nazi
Watch the videos of all the examples and compare to Elmo, if you can't detect the difference chances are you're a Nazi too