somehow the stupidest puzzles in a game that also contains the study safe
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somehow the stupidest puzzles in a game that also contains the study safe
clitoris sounds like the name of one of the guys who killed caesar
what VSTs or sample packs did you use for this? it sounds so Kirby-like that I could hear it in an actual game
do you think miyamoto looks at mario and goes "that's my OC"
feels like you're the bad guy here
I’m selling gold-plated effects tracks. No latency at all. Only 500 dollars.
if your relationship survives i'm pretty sure you're legally double married
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Another data point for the pointlessness of Michael Collins
i work in the education sector instead of industry because i think education is one of a society's primary responsibilities to its people. this choice costs me at least $10k per year.
two kobolds yipping into each other's mouths and creating a audio feedback loop like holding a microphone to a speaker
if i wake up tomorrow and It Has Happened then i'm buying all my friends silksong
I’ve largely moved on from Reddit but in certain subreddits it still has the juice
trailing scarves are peak character design tbh (gravity rush, hyper light drifter, dandara, etc)
great work, what visualizer did you use?
is this the same dialogue system you use for Demon Tides? looks similar (not a bad thing)
i need some frickin money, so if you or anyone you know wants pixel art emotes (static or animated!) at a reasonable price and on a quick time table, my commissions are open until the crushing weight of capitalism gets off my back (more examples in comments)
Doctor: are you sexually active Me: yes Doctor: are you sure
i took this preview picture of you looking like you're about to be crucified before the roman throngs
baby milton babbitt over here
Boston is great because you get to live in a boring city for interesting city prices
Not yet but I’m working on it
pronouncing cantaloupe like penelope
What if silksong is only okay
Looks like froggy is smuggling a seagull 🤫
this is the whole problem hermeneutics exists to solve
i'd really like to work in arts administration, but every role description has shit like "create fundraising strategy for >$10,000 donations. implement strategy throughout all branches of the company" alongside shit like "give directions at the front desk and greet all visitors with a smile :)"
if it's like twitter, then i think if you block and unblock it forces them to unfollow
I forgot my doctor is running tests on me today so I’m cramming by taking all my medication at once
WR Samsara% (Yearning-less)
Found a photo of the game director
SILKSONG FINALLY CANCELLED
lfgggggg
Why are the sewer grates always steaming around here. Do the ninja turtles have a stew going
Me trying to save money: hmmm I should buy kontakt
It’s like popping bubble wrap
SSR Beta Wooper :O
working in admin is so dumb, i should be grinded into bonemeal
Love how "imperfect" his response is. Continuing to poke at the body. Sitting at the grave, not obviously regretting, but at least contemplating. Placing the slingshot as a tomb marker without considering the implication. Maturity grows in patches.
I’ve forbidden myself from moving on from a game until I cherry it, so I’ll be done some time in 2028.
I wanted to thank someone at work so I tried to say “I’d be grateful” but started saying “that would be grateful” instead. I caught myself partway through and ended up saying “that would be grate,” which sounds like “that would be great” and is normal to say. No moral to this story, happy Thursday
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I also played it entirely on Steam Deck, encountered no issues whatsoever.
i want to jiggle them
Please cool your home no lower than 78 degrees. A 21 year old political aide named 'Ass Deferens' needs that electricity to AI generate a titty pic of anime girl Hermann Goering.
a lot of things that are normally considered emasculating become manly when you're rich: - dressing in fancy clothes - wearing a scent like cologne - paying someone to fuck your wife - going to the theatre
i should probably learn to use wwise and fmod at some point huh
The final statement by Al Jazeera journalist Anas al-Sharif, written months ago in anticipation of his likely death, posted on Twitter/X by a friend. Israel assassinated him tonight along with his reporting team in an airstrike in Gaza.
rereading my harmony textbooks from college because i realized it's been literal years since i wrote anything that modulated
This guy at open mic night is really fumbling Wonderwall
I'm only on level 4 and I know this is an all-timer. Great work on the game!
“African buffalo” is the species name you give a buffalo if you’ve just arrived in Africa and are extremely confident you’ll never see another type of buffalo
I’ve long suspected that the draw of these so-called “gentlemen’s clubs” is actually the ladies
i'm glad we got piddle and milly off that asteroid
nightmare crop rotation
let's fucking gooooo
have you played it? i was just looking at it
Just did some financial planning, and as long as I never buy a house, never start a family, and eat rice gruel for every meal, then after retirement, I can visit Atlantic City for a single weekend as long as I immediately die afterward
i like the cute beta wooper inside
Shout out to whoever at Stop n Shop had the good sense not to put a symbol to “Asian”
horror games, to me, are mostly about picking up objects and rotating them to read the passwords on their backs or bottoms
oh hey it's Actual Advice Mallard knowyourmeme.com/memes/actual...
Ghislaine will not have killed herself
this is how I live my life now and it is both humbling and immeasurably actualizing
i saw a bunch of operas in high school, and i don't think i was able to stay awake during any of them i saw einstein on the beach in college and i was enraptured. i saw it twice, even. rip robert wilson.
I really like how you painted the setting sun
Same thing happened with the Iraq War! So many savvy Responsible Adults later admitted it was a huge tragic mistake, but that somehow they were still right for supporting it when they did. Who did they still think WAS wrong, though? Those dumb filthy hippies who opposed it too early!
my otp <3
i don't know who needs to hear this, but transpose your music up by 2 half steps and increase the BPM by 15
they're crazy to not invite you considering you're the only indie dev i've seen so far using the switch 2 mouse controls
lots of low-budget romance ends up using the "Extremely Literal Titling Convention Telling You All the Hooks," and i think what it needs is AO3's extremely robust tagging system so you can search "doctor handcuffs woman to gurney" without jamming it in the title
good luck!
After how good C64 is, I’m super excited for FC. Hope to see it soon!
Nintendo's come far in acknowledging its female player base, as traditional damsels in distress like Pauline, Zelda and Peach are now heroes for young girls. Their older female audience needs games too, though, @midimyers.com writes. www.endlessmode.com/article/nint...
In my experience there are three kinds of fantasy magic novels:
you misunderstand. the children have been freed from the painting. it's your environment that's haunted.
Heard someone in the security line groan “only in New Jersey.” Don’t need to know what she’s referring to. I know she’s wrong.
they say the early bird gets the worm. the lesson? be a late worm
yeah, i got a "la "boo boo"" -- from all these anvils falling on my gobdang head !!
azealia banks is funny, because at least kanye had seven critically albums before he began to inflict his batshit views on us, but azealia literally only has 212
Most of the internet used to be like this. This is actually the default, it took companies enclosing the internet and adding weird, soul-killing incentives to make people behave the way they do now. In a way, there is truly nothing special about Wikipedia except that it survived longer.
Stick a big rock in his mouth like a pacifier
Went out of town without realizing I left my medication at home so this weekend we are going to the Cool Zone
John Smith, Jane Smith, Speef Smith
I debated 30-50 feral hogs about whether they should be in the yard
Is piddle always italics and milly always bold?
Happy anniversary diva!
Itch.io did a statement. They were forced to remove VNs because of Collective Shout. If you enjoy queer or adult visual novels or games, please sign the ACLU petition. They're gunning for 100k signatures and are very close! So, so close! action.aclu.org/petition/mas...
when the guy with a foot fetish realizes he also has a humiliation fetish
did you know 91 isn't prime? it's 13x7. isn't that fucked up
beauchamp more like buttmunch
for a moment there, we really had it all
Get well soon chew
my has wife asked me to stop my running Werner Herzog commentary during our Donkey Kong Bananza playthru
Flugsicle
