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Dan Johnson

@coil.bsky.social

Schipperke owner @PNW Game Systems Designer, dangerously unsupervised (prev Big Blue Sky Games, Blizzard, Bungie, Irrational, etc) Hire me! #GameDev he/him

created June 17, 2023

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Profile picture Dan Johnson (@coil.bsky.social) reposted

@ludumdare.com is a month away, and its founder/operator Mike is still among the Unemployed Legion. If you're glad #LudumDare exists, you can donate to help it keep going: ludumdare.com/support-us/ (Or maybe you're looking to hire a network engineer?)

16/9/2025, 10:02:40 PM | 20 20 | View on Bluesky | view

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Think of the exposure tho

17/9/2025, 7:41:47 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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4th type: identical to the third except the 14yo is a YouTuber with a nine-figure net worth.

17/9/2025, 7:03:31 PM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm in

17/9/2025, 7:01:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Johnson (@coil.bsky.social) reply parent

They described the most recent OTA patch as "experimental", and added that some or all of the changes might be reverted. Overall, a BIG swing on tech cards:

- Shang Chi 4/2 -> 4/1, now only blows up one 10+ power enemy card. - Killmonger only blows up 1-costs in his lane - Enchantress 4/5 -> 5/8 (what) - Shadow King 2/2 -> 3/3 - Negasonic Teenage Warhead from 3/3 -> 4/5 - Red Guardian 2/3 -> 3/0 - Alioth 6/10 -> 6/6 - Cosmo 3/3 -> 4/6
17/9/2025, 6:36:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Johnson (@coil.bsky.social) reply parent

The Nimrod deck:

17/9/2025, 6:24:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Johnson (@coil.bsky.social) reply parent

Early access definitely makes for weird, conflicting memories.

17/9/2025, 6:06:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Johnson (@coil.bsky.social)

I've spent nine months playing almost exclusively (Waveless) Nimrod Galactus in #MarvelSnap, but for some reason the Shang Chi nerf made me remember my good spooky boy, Werewolf By Night... and this deck kinda cooks? It's fun and and seems to catch people by surprise, at least.

A Marvel Snap deck named The end of a Marvel Snap game I won (lane scores: 25-24, 6-1, 21-18). Werewolf By Night is up to 10 power and I have three 1/6 Demons on the board.
17/9/2025, 6:04:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also gets 9h of sleep a night, so he spends fully 40% of his conscious life not living it.

17/9/2025, 5:46:05 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nic McConnell (@mcconnell.bsky.social) reposted

Oh shit relooted demo

17/9/2025, 2:55:52 PM | 4 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kenney (@kenney.nl) reposted

A statement on Patreon removing a vital feature that I used to provide free updates to those who purchase my game assets and software. Thank you πŸ™‡β€β™‚οΈ (Text also in alt)

Hello friends! Unfortunately, Patreon has removed the ability to edit products in my shop. Because of this, anyone who purchased one of my products will no longer be able to receive the free updates I promised. I've reached out to Patreon about this, but they've confirmed they won't be able to assist. I'll be contacting everyone who purchased through my Patreon shop directly. Each person will receive a key to claim the product on Itch.io, where free updates will continue as intended. In addition, I'll also include a copy of one of my games as a bonus. This is a manual process, and will unfortunately take a while. I'm disappointed by Patreon's decision to remove such an important feature, and I sincerely apologize to everyone who expected to receive ongoing updates through the Patreon platform. Thank you. [image of Kenney logo]
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Profile picture JC Lau (@drjclau.bsky.social) reposted

I'm just putting this out there, but if you want to thank people who worked on your game -past and present- the normal way that you do that is to credit them. πŸ’…πŸΌ

17/9/2025, 2:09:00 PM | 88 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Johnson (@coil.bsky.social) reposted

Captain's log, supplemental: hell yeah.

17/9/2025, 9:44:32 AM | 18 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Johnson (@coil.bsky.social)

I thought it would be at least a little convincing. Hoo boy.

17/9/2025, 9:57:09 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Johnson (@coil.bsky.social)

Captain's log, supplemental: hell yeah.

17/9/2025, 9:44:32 AM | 18 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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#goals

17/9/2025, 7:11:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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First game to crack the dual stick fps control scheme, afaik.

17/9/2025, 5:40:41 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Johnson (@coil.bsky.social)

I was 33 hours into Silksong when I realized sometimes respawning costs shards because it's restocking my secondary weapons.

17/9/2025, 5:34:50 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Johnson (@coil.bsky.social) reply parent

This is actually the high-roll answer.

17/9/2025, 5:28:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Johnson (@coil.bsky.social) reply parent

Conchflies are up there, but

17/9/2025, 4:24:59 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Johnson (@coil.bsky.social) reply parent

Game devs are mad at you for inventing new problems to solve? Have they seen our day jobs?

17/9/2025, 3:46:05 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Johnson (@coil.bsky.social) reply parent

IIRC Vlambeer said the secret is more bullets and screen shake.

17/9/2025, 3:45:12 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Johnson (@coil.bsky.social) reply parent

I was definitely also distracted by an adorable dependent. Yup.

17/9/2025, 3:42:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Johnson (@coil.bsky.social) reply parent

One of these days... Maybe I'll go to Southside next Monday. πŸ€”

17/9/2025, 3:13:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Johnson (@coil.bsky.social)

Captain's log: I learned how to build corvettes off-grid

A No Man's Sky screenshot of an under-construction corvette. If you squint, you can see the warp nacelles and a vague saucer shape reminiscent of Star Trek's USS Enterprise. A much more complete (though still in progress) USS Enterprise in the corvette hangar.
17/9/2025, 2:42:23 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Johnson (@coil.bsky.social) reply parent

Who wouldn't want to be a kei game? Oh no I'm adorable.

17/9/2025, 12:20:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Johnson (@coil.bsky.social)

A visually stunning survival crafting game from one of the best studios in the industry, a sequel to a surprise hit rhythm-action game, a promising new MMO from one of the few teams that held market share against WoW, and an immersive sim from one of the best studios still making them.

17/9/2025, 12:20:14 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ran out of garlic, huh? Rough.

17/9/2025, 12:15:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Coan (@coan.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Poncle

16/9/2025, 10:28:24 PM | 14 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Johnson (@coil.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, ty!

16/9/2025, 10:30:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Johnson (@coil.bsky.social)

Was there an indie studio that recently, like in the last week or two, announced a publisher fund to share their success (akin to Outersloth)? I swear I read it but can't remember or dig anything up.

16/9/2025, 10:26:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Johnson (@coil.bsky.social)

@ludumdare.com is a month away, and its founder/operator Mike is still among the Unemployed Legion. If you're glad #LudumDare exists, you can donate to help it keep going: ludumdare.com/support-us/ (Or maybe you're looking to hire a network engineer?)

16/9/2025, 10:02:40 PM | 20 20 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Johnson (@coil.bsky.social) reply parent

Respect the classics!

16/9/2025, 9:49:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Johnson (@coil.bsky.social)

Fun fact: the word "videogames" comes from ancient Greek (and rhymes with "Aristophanes").

16/9/2025, 9:43:34 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jessica Price (@delafina777.bsky.social) reposted

Has anyone else who’s LLM-literate and trying to explain the less-flashy issues with potential information collapse to politicians run into this? (And have you broken through it?)

16/9/2025, 6:16:15 PM | 7 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Johnson (@coil.bsky.social) reply parent

Most people don't even realize how many colors there are, but it adds up!

16/9/2025, 8:12:42 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A fitting (pun acknowledged) tribute

16/9/2025, 7:48:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Johnson (@coil.bsky.social) reply parent

NGL I did not connect "Trick" and "Patrick" so for what it's worth, you did in fact pull it off.

16/9/2025, 7:22:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sasha e head (@sievish.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

the tracking in this sentence is set to 0 (the font’s default) the tracking in this sentence is set to 30. the tracking in this sentence is set to 200. same as before, but there is some BAD kerning!
16/9/2025, 6:52:04 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Johnson (@coil.bsky.social) reply parent

Specifically the mechanics of crewing a spaceship, or just as a setting? "We need to flush the space roaches out of the heat ducts before Aeryn dies of heat stroke", or "We're robbing a train (with our spaceship)"?

16/9/2025, 7:19:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Johnson (@coil.bsky.social) reply parent

Yep, character limit. πŸ˜… Tracking is an attribute of strings, kerning is an attribute of (pairs of) letters. Now I'm curious how kerning is set at the font level. Does each letter get a left and right value? Are there special exceptions (like "fl")? (Dangerously close to flirting with a new hobby)

16/9/2025, 7:13:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Johnson (@coil.bsky.social) reply parent

I get it! So one *could* say "the kerning on this text is bad", but it would mean there are multiple pairs of poorly-spaced letters (either manually placed by a UI designer or poorly set by a font creator). But tracking is a document-wide attribute: if it's wrong anywhere, it's wrong everywhere.

16/9/2025, 7:04:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Johnson (@coil.bsky.social) reply parent

TIL, and please forgive my attempt to fully understand: You say "uniform spacing", but in a variable-width font, isn't spacing not necessarily uniform? Eg between the F and T in "left". If I want to say that the spacing between letters in a font, or in a text string, is off - which word is that?

16/9/2025, 6:06:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Johnson (@coil.bsky.social) reply parent

When you're just getting started you don't have a lot of prefab assets to pick from

16/9/2025, 5:48:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Johnson (@coil.bsky.social)

CW suicide They can't get it to stop recommending noose techniques, so they're just going to collect your child's PII instead.

16/9/2025, 5:41:42 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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16/9/2025, 5:30:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We can see the early iteration of exactly this with Grok, as its loser dad/owner/boyfriend beats it into the "right" shape: bsky.app/profile/luke...

16/9/2025, 5:26:03 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's a role-playing game where you pretend that you're a project manager and that an LLM is a software engineer and then you tell your "engineer" to make an app for you.

16/9/2025, 5:09:39 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ACAB but this skeet right here, officer πŸ‘†

16/9/2025, 5:52:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rick the Door Technician except he's actually boss-tier difficult and shows up all over the place. Seriously I don't know why but I can't read or reach these guys for shiiiit.

The Underloft enemy from Hollow Knight: Silksong, a flying bug in a short shoulder-cloak with a gold spool on the hood. They're carrying a pair of safety-pin like weapons, short with hooks on both ends.
16/9/2025, 5:51:47 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jason they're ENDANGERED

16/9/2025, 5:32:04 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Geoff Engelstein - The Universe Explained with Cookie out now! (@gengelstein.bsky.social) reposted

Game Design Lessons from the Emmy Awards! gametek.substack.com/p/game-desig... πŸŽ²βœ‚οΈ

16/9/2025, 1:39:46 AM | 56 16 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Johnson (@coil.bsky.social) reply parent

You have A Guy already??? Damn!

16/9/2025, 3:01:53 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Johnson (@coil.bsky.social) reply parent

Heyooo

16/9/2025, 1:58:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nikola Tesla, inventor is generative AI summaries, died in 1974. What an interesting year, don't you think?

16/9/2025, 1:58:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Purge X National Treasure: "We're going to steal the Declaration of Independence."

16/9/2025, 1:53:22 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Johnson (@coil.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, she was a full-time employee there for about seven years, but among the 1900 layoffs in January 2024. She was on the Story & Franchise Development team, not part of the WoW team itself, but IIRC that's also where eg the cinematics people were - lots of intensive cross-collab.

16/9/2025, 1:36:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Johnson (@coil.bsky.social) reply parent

Not quite the same thing, but for a while Warcraft was putting out novels that filled in narrative gaps, some written by then-employee Christie Golden.

16/9/2025, 1:20:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Johnson (@coil.bsky.social) reply parent

"Everything is tied up on Replit" is a hell of a sentence... Even after they've built their app, they remain dependent on the subscription for continued functionality? I suppose digital rent-seeking is a more reliable revenue model than genAI.

16/9/2025, 1:06:38 AM | 86 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bummer ): IIRC mine was weird to set up but I got it working eventually

16/9/2025, 12:35:20 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pretty sure that's slang for a hot dog.

16/9/2025, 12:27:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Johnson (@coil.bsky.social) reply parent

I may be conflating or misremembering anim cancelling and recovery frames, and there is of course a spectrum and many exceptions. Broadly speaking, I mean the idea of committing to a relatively slow action, and the combat design being clear and predictable enough to make that commitment.

16/9/2025, 12:26:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stand With Chicago Hat (@kenwhite.bsky.social) reposted

This thread is getting a lot of play. With the greatest respect, it is full of errors about federal criminal procedure, fanciful speculation about motions that would not actually succeed, and other things that a federal criminal practitioner would not say.

15/9/2025, 8:44:43 PM | 668 122 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Johnson (@coil.bsky.social)

Random thought: most Souls games, with (usually) slow movement and uncancelable attack animations, focus on single-enemy combat. Two is a zoning challenge (Godskin Duo, Ornstein & Smough), 3+ (Commander Niall, Lautrec) is chaotic. But adds/projectiles are pretty common in Metroids.

16/9/2025, 12:07:32 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The box is just a plastic housing. Just make sure the water is off and drained before you remove valves.

15/9/2025, 11:44:01 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Johnson (@coil.bsky.social) reply parent

They have a toner cartridge that can either get used up or expire (2-5y I guess?). We rarely print stuff so haven't needed to replace it yet. Brother sells a 3000-page replacement cartridge for ~$100.

15/9/2025, 10:50:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Johnson (@coil.bsky.social) reply parent

Going on two years now, still fine.

15/9/2025, 10:39:49 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It sure is.

15/9/2025, 9:52:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They didn't get the war they wanted so they're just going to announce there are WMDs and start rounding people up.

15/9/2025, 9:21:57 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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15/9/2025, 9:18:35 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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[Tubs liked this.]

15/9/2025, 9:12:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We rescued one of our first dogs, an Italian Greyhound who was probably dumped from a puppy mill. He was the sweetest guy but man he could not deal with strange dogs.

A regal-looking Italian Greyhound, brown with white chest and socks, sitting in profile on a couch Same dog, head on to the camera. He's a little older, with a peppered-grey face. His ears are both accidentally folded inside-out in a very silly display Same dog, dressed for winter in a day-glo orange jacket and matching neck/ear warmer. He looks like a traffic cone
15/9/2025, 7:48:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Johnson (@coil.bsky.social) reply parent

Sekiro is full of animation cancels. You can cancel blocking into blocking.

15/9/2025, 6:36:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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By this time next year we may actually have bred our first litter (or two??). πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜¬πŸ˜…πŸ˜¬

15/9/2025, 6:31:50 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Johnson (@coil.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

He was a stupid-cute puppy. A big goof from day 1.

A tiny black schipperke puppy putting one paw in a person's hand A dumpling of a schipperke puppy, lying on his back and looking up at the camera with the goofiest look on his face
15/9/2025, 6:25:16 PM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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He was a stupid-cute puppy. A big goof from day 1.

A tiny black schipperke puppy putting one paw in a person's hand A dumpling of a schipperke puppy, lying on his back and looking up at the camera with the goofiest look on his face
15/9/2025, 6:25:16 PM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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They are schipperkes, an old and relatively uncommon breed from Belgium.

Three small black schipperke dogs lazing on a sunny patio
15/9/2025, 6:22:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They're not bears! (Same dog, 5y ago)

15/9/2025, 6:07:18 PM | 23 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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That would definitely do it. Man, I haven't been to a dinosaur exhibit in too long.

15/9/2025, 5:56:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This painting is seared in my memory, I don't even recall from where.

15/9/2025, 5:53:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The other 7995 are just out of frame to the left

15/9/2025, 5:47:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Show me someone who no longer writes for DualShockers"

15/9/2025, 4:31:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If they don't, they'll never appear. If they do, Trump doesn't need our help revealing them.

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Profile picture Sophie Kirschner (@pinemach.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

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2am Burke jump scare got me worse than any Alien movie

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100%. The chain around the neck is nonsense-shaped.

15/9/2025, 8:22:39 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Iron Spike (@ironspike.bsky.social) reposted

We could be 5 to 10 years from toothpaste that can regrow tooth enamel. The scales are beginning to tip in favor of Mars once sustaining life. We’ll potentially know for sure by 2040. The blue macaw is up to 160 individuals from an all-time low of 7, and confirmed to be breeding in the wild.

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As a lefty... *sigh*

15/9/2025, 8:05:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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New Wish: Avenge Loam

15/9/2025, 8:02:24 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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YOU MIGHT EVEN SAY A RIDICULOUS HAT

15/9/2025, 4:08:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Y'ALL THEY MADE A COMMEMORATIVE HAT

15/9/2025, 4:06:47 AM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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A hydraulic set for flight or dramatic gravity mishaps would be pretty cool tho

15/9/2025, 4:02:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Johnson (@coil.bsky.social) reply parent

I was going to suggest hydraulics for ship damage, but you probably can't give the actors whiplash... So I guess pyrotechnics and throwing themselves around even if there isn't a camera to shake 😁

15/9/2025, 3:59:50 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Johnson (@coil.bsky.social) reply parent

Glad I could help!

15/9/2025, 2:33:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Look, I wouldn't know a bear if I'd lived with five of them over almost 20 years!

15/9/2025, 12:49:02 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The four small bear-shaped dogs I live with are prompting a lot of bear-related questions already answered by my dogs

15/9/2025, 12:46:37 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They're not bears!

A larger than average (~20lb) black schipperke dog, standing on his back legs so he can put one front paw on my knee and the other on my hand attempting to make me understand that I'm not petting him and should be
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They're a private citizen accused of no crime and part of a persecuted minority being targeted and slandered by the party controlling our federal government. We Do Not Need To Know Who They Are. We'll probably find out anyway when Trump's FBI fails (or contrives) to pin something on them.

14/9/2025, 10:45:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We, the general public, absolutely do not need to know the name of a trans person living in Utah with a possible connection to an alleged assassin. Unless you're trying to get them lynched.

14/9/2025, 9:03:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't know what the problem is, multiple generations of fathers and sons don't all get into the most prestigious eating club at Princeton unless there's something special about them.

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