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If I were a Democrat in Congress I'd be introducing legislation to suspend the Supreme Court's upcoming term (it's happened before, in 1802). The suspension would be to give us time to figure out what to do with this dangerous, anti-democratic institution.
Jeffrey Epstein’s estate has given Congress a copy of the 2003 birthday book, including the letter with Trump’s signature that he has said doesn’t exist. Read more: 🔗 on.wsj.com/4nGGdnJ
Grating dudes like that against a solid Steelers d line is so impressive.
Ah, this was Yamiche Alcindor — a Black woman of Haitian heritage? I’d been wondering and should have guessed, because Trump’s hatreds are as predictable as the sunrise.
Panthers run defense is still horrible! More news at 11
Absurd catch absolutely nuts he pulled that back
So it feels like MLB outfielders have gotten comically good at timing these catches at the wall, just waiting for the right moment, and that's impressive. Rafaela is RUNNING and leaps for this thing to pull it back in without doing any of that, incredible catch.
Still thinking about this mind-boggling exchange regarding the former CDC director today RFK JR: I told her that she had to resign because I asked her, “are you a trustworthy person?” and she said “no.” WARREN: What?
Helllll yeah
kawhi collecting his $7M “tree planting” check every year
What an INT!! #rollwave
3 and out and a pick on their first two defensive possessions - roll wave babbyyyyy
Tulane came out on the goal line with two tight ends and a fullback under center, christian football
Them: “Cities are all rotting hellscapes!” Cities:
she said that “black” with a hard r
They’re going to kill her if Israel can.
Panthers fan, why did you hurt me so well so quickly.
Libby is such a fantastic resource
Dems listening to…. Squints… Karl Rove????
Walz: "It boggles my damn mind that in the midst of a military takeover of our cities, the flaunting of the rule of law, that the press finds the need to talk about, 'Oh, there's a division in the Dem Party.' There's a division in my damn house & we're still married and things are good. That's life"
Honestly a pretty solid squad
once again, i'll suggest that perhaps the reason the broad public thinks democrats are weak is that when confronted with situations that demands that democrats loudly and proactively stand up for their values, democrats shirk from the fight
This is how Democrats must respond to Trump. Mock him, call him a bitch, make fun of the fact that he’s a bizarre orange freak who can barely read or write. Nothing but disrespect and contempt.
Every. Single. Thing. Trump's. Administration. Said. About. This. Man. Was. A. Lie. And yet every single one of these liars will be invited back onto TV to continue lying by every network, and every NYT/WashPost journalist will continue to quote them anonymously.
When in doubt hit piñata open.spotify.com/album/43uEre...
The limit does not exist??
That’s the dream rep for that nose guard
youtu.be/ormQQG2UhtQ?... I can’t believe I never realized Quinta Brunson was in this video it’s pure gold
Shred on the sheet or roast for a bit? Looks absolutely incredible.
Another banger episode. Shocked how poor the NFLPA operates with so many people watching.
The habibi is just a face melter
He just announced the 90 day pause.
The road to authoritarianism is littered with people telling you you’re overreacting.
Barely an hour ago, Palestinian journalist Anas Al-Sharif warned us all: “If this madness doesn’t end, Gaza will be reduced to ruins, its people’s voices silenced, their faces erased — and history will remember you as silent witnesses to a genocide you chose not to stop.” Israel just killed him.
Just got to Minneapolis a month ago, it’s just incredible to be here.
Getting to see Pamela Anderson do skat is one of the joys I never knew I wanted. #nakedgun
A football life is a silver lining I hadn’t even started to think about!
Thank you for teaching me a new word!
Minnesotans are fired up and ready for football. Thanks for having me at training camp today @vikings.social!
tim apple right now for the first time in his career asking himself if leaving compaq was the right call
Lmao the things specifically Trump talks about destroying were the only things accidentally deleted
Trump says he Deputy AG is speaking with Ghislaine Maxwell so that: people who should not be involved or aren't involved are not hurt by something that would be very, very unfortunate, very unfair to a lot of people
What’s really going on in Texas? I give you Rep. Jolanda Jones in two parts speaking from temporary exile while they deny a quorum to state Republicans. She lays out every bit of it out - chapter and verse. These Texas Dems are the real deal. @texasdemocrats.bsky.social Here’s Part 1:
Look a real life black mirror! This time with horrific ai as well.
New Naked Gun movie: Very stupid, has a sentence so stupid in it I said "what?" out loud without fully knowing I was verbalizing anything, less than 90 minutes, AKA a fucking delight. Mostly posting about it because I hope they make more zero-stakes comedies like this.
You literally can’t make this sh*t up Donald Trump launched a youth sports initiative at the White House today, appearing alongside Lawrence Taylor, a registered sex offender who pleaded guilty to sexual misconduct involving a trafficked 16-year-old girl A new low.
losing my mind at this. apoplectic. want to punch a wall, or a human being data4democracy.substack.com/p/the-mother...
Great bottle!
Thoughts on cheese sauce vs shredded cheese?
Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
if i were a pro-trump financial type i might view the destruction of reliable government data with the kind of anger and apprehension that might lead me to reevaluate my politics, but then if i’m a financial guy throwing my weight behind strongman rule, i’m already too stupid to breathe
Not a new philosophy on the right
Bluesky getting the juice (derogatory)
Ty for the chart!!
They don’t care! It’s merely pretext for their illegal actions.
Mamdani: I would say that for the former governor to have spent an entire day speaking almost exclusively about me and barely about the New Yorkers who have been killed is indicative of the very politics New Yorkers want to leave in the past.
Trump: People were taken out of the spa, hired by Epstein… I told him we don’t want you taking our people, whether it’s spa or not spa. He did it again, I said out of here. Reporter: Was one of the stolen people Virginia Giuffre? Trump: I think so. He stole her.
My favorite WaPo fact-check is the one where they gave Bernie three Pinocchios for accurately citing a study. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/201...
"3000 hits or 262 hits in one season are achievements recognized by the writers, well, all but one of you" Ichiro Suzuki
The parasite joke was so good.
Alch and Freddie have such great chemistry
WU-TANG FOREVER 👐🏽
Real discussion: CNN: Hey Dave it's CNN. Could you come on to talk about the death of Hulk Hogan Me: Hulk Hogan was a racist scab and a liar. He hated unions, Black people, and the truth and that's why he loved Donald Trump. What time do you want me? CNN: Great! Well.... so we'll keep looking
South Park is so back
Took what, 4 months?
lol the guy from the Jubilee video who lost his job for being both a Nazi and a loser made a video about Kat last year. I am cackling at this transition. These people have the self-awareness of a doorknob. She scares them so much.
No wonder the Pedophile Protection Party shut Congress down early.
The last six months will be defined by the GOP’s crusade to eliminate health care access and protect Jeffrey Epstein. The American people are paying attention.
Superman movie was so good.
“A bad sports team can still be a good happy hour”
Support from 32 team reps, rest of the league is rightfully upset.
Throw a sharpied in “Biden” and it’s perfect
Must not like the whole “union” side
📌 That was bo Jackson esque
“Torture is a celebration of life and human dignity,” Miller argued in high school.
Fun Fact: Everytime we lose a biological species, we gain a species of Nabisco product. So, in a sense, the planet's diversity remains unchanged.
Pedos all over the GOP!
UNEARTHED: Donald Trump judges the 1991 Look of the Year modeling competition organized by Elite Model Management, featuring participants as young at 14-years-old. 1/
"A 2020 Guardian investigation into the Look of the Year competition uncovered allegations from former contestants and industry insiders that the competition was used by founder John Casablancas and others to engage in sexual relationships with vulnerable young models, some of whom were teenagers"
Not an overstatement at all
Off to Minneapolis! My new home town
Puppetmaster George Soros? Okay, here's Elon Musk coming along to buy the presidency. Warmed over blood libel? Turns out Trump is Epstein's best friend. Accusations of dual loyalty? Guess which administration has multiple unregistered foreign agents.
You know that you are losing funding bc of him right?
Nancy, I had no clue you are freaky like that
Whoops Don't ya just love live TV?
Just this week, the 79-year-old president hallucinated a lie about the Unabomber, forgot he appointed the Fed Chair he hates, blanked on names of officials, fell asleep at a rally, threatened to strip Rosie O'Donnell of her citizenship and spun wild theories about his good friend the pedophile.
Marc Andreessen went to a goddam state school! Stop bitching about Stanford (about which he’s delusional) and just promote your damn Alma matter! Why is this so hard?? www.liberalcurrents.com/marc-andrees...
Oh trump is REALLY involved.
For everyone who has ever asked, on seeing my Baltimore homicide charts, "How did they do that?"
Vital to the local economy!?
Last month. This month. 🇺🇸
Now that’s a proper poster
This is the same MAGA rep who was accused in February of assaulting a woman — not his wife, they’re divorcing — but Ed Martin refused to sign off on the arrest warrant.
Since April 4, #SCOTUS has issued 15 rulings on 17 emergency applications filed by Trump (three birthright citizenship apps were consolidated). It has granted relief to Trump ... in all 15 rulings. It has written majority opinions in only 3. Today's order is the 7th with no explanation *at all.*
Pat McAfee, Dave Roberts went full company men when faced with a tough question by @jenramose.online about why the MLB All-Star Game was back in Atlanta despite no change to Georgia's disenfranchising voting laws.
This the woman who married someone 30 years older than her right?