Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social)
just watched POSSESSION for the first time, what an absolute masterpiece
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just watched POSSESSION for the first time, what an absolute masterpiece
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social)
fuck i can’t wait to marathon a bunch of frankenstein movies here soon i love those
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social)
if you’re watching peacemaker you should check out our podcast on the first 2 episodes of the new season! we’ll be covering it biweekly:) share.transistor.fm/s/8c3a9dc7
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social)
twin peaks fans do me a favor and hit me with something from THE RETURN that joseph will not understand until he gets there
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i’m holding out hope it elevates my opinion of him as an actor, but the glimpses we’ve got so far from the teaser look like he may just keep doing him. but i like to be optimistic about these things so maybe! maybe!
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Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social)
i’ll bet
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social) reply parent
unbelievable sense of style and drop dead gorgeous man
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social)
VERONIKA SLOWIKOWSKA JOINING THE SNL CAST?!?!?! LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social) reply parent
like you get up to do anything and you’re missing an entire inning of baseball now i feel like
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social)
that number going down is very good for watching baseball on tv but has made attending less of an event
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social) reply parent
like at least 9 years later truer
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social) reply parent
i love your necklace! (and u look lovely as always sass)
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social)
Fire Pod With Me: A Twin Peaks Podcast Friendly to the first time viewer and rewatcher alike, it’s time for that gum you like to come back into style. #DamnFinePodcast Twin Peaks #220 • “The Path to the Black House” https://share.transistor.fm/s/c4993208
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social)
just saw honey don’t :)
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social)
if bobby witt jr gets a hit and a run/rbi in his last plate appearance i win $60 everybody manifest it with me
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social) reply parent
space & time has been on REPEAT for me
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social)
just saying
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social)
#LastFourWatched got some bangers in it
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social)
you all should listen to our episode on THE PHOENICIAN SCHEME out today:) if this episode performs well over the next couple days then august will be THE CINEMENTALISTS best month yet! listen here: share.transistor.fm/s/3123e897
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social)
The Cinementalists Time for you to turn on and tune into The Phoenician Scheme (2025) Check it out here: https://share.transistor.fm/s/3123e897
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social) reply parent
🥰u always appreciate my… sense of style
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social) reply parent
happy it’s turning into fall so i can really start dressing
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social)
YOU SHOULD GO SEE CAUGHT STEALING ASAP HERES A SPOILER FREE REVIEW open.substack.com/pub/coltonro...
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social)
oh this fucking WORKED for me, never been big on Aronofsky, but never been anti-him either. gorgeous looking picture with high tension, strange laughs, and a lot of heart. austin butler is him, man. matt smith should’ve been in it more but he’s in it enough to make him the best supporting player.
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social) reply parent
we love to see rachel mcadams in are you there god it’s me margaret celebrated don’t we folks
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social)
#NowSeated for CAUGHT STEALING
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social)
about to rewatch TWIN PEAKS THE RETURN part 8 in a pitch black room between the hours of 1 and 2 am on a thursday morning like god intended
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social)
3 rbis in 20 minutes ain’t bad
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social) reply parent
those 2 ks with risp yesterday have been redeemed
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social)
bobby’s back baby
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social)
salvador perez hitting a home run while goldberg is talking about how salvador perez hits home runs rules
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social)
our coverage of alien earth episodes 3 & 4 is now available:) listen here: share.transistor.fm/s/ca45c210
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social)
all my twin peaks mutuals listen in right quick🫶 our coverage of THE RETURN begins the first week of october and i wanna start getting a little more listener engagement going! if that’s something you’d be interested in hit me up, i would love to make a discord or something for us
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social) reply parent
on the flip side, morrow is very instantly one of the most intriguing characters i’ve seen in a show in a while, love him
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social)
boy kavalier in alien earth is a particularly grating tv character, can’t stand him, and not in a way that i’m like “oh that’s just good tv” like with joffrey baratheon or ramsay bolton in GoT more in a way that annoys the ever loving hell out of me like with euron greyjoy in GoT
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social)
kansas city royals coming back in the final 2 innings, cosplaying 2014
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social)
only took 17 innings to look like we are facing the CHICAGO WHITE SOX
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social)
we got kansas city chiefs winning before the season even starts you love to see it folks
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social) reply parent
Kingsley in SEXY BEAST for me
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social)
Fire Pod With Me: A Twin Peaks Podcast Friendly to the first time viewer and rewatcher alike, it’s time for that gum you like to come back into style. #DamnFinePodcast Twin Peaks #219 • “Variations on Relations” https://share.transistor.fm/s/be2e5024
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social)
my breadth of palette on full display with my most watched methinks
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social)
bridge to terabithia
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social)
remembered i have free will and made my gf’s cleavage my screensaver
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social)
model better be called landre 3000
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social)
The Cinementalists Time for you to turn on and tune into Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977) Check it out here: https://share.transistor.fm/s/94b06970
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Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social) reply parent
honestly would kinda do it for me can’t lie
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social) reply parent
🥰🥰
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social) reply parent
my gf went to tennessee last week and she brought me back was this cute little shirt
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social)
rewatching the greatest movie ever made (blue velvet)
Jim McRib (@jimmello.bsky.social) reposted
I don’t know I think it’s kind of nice every blue maga shitbird like Newsom or Buttigieg outs themselves as a bigot because I would like us to get past the point of settling for people who are so obviously craven and whose version of compromise always benefits the most evil people alive
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social)
With PEACEMAKER season 2 premiering tomorrow we saw fit to take a revisit and recounting of the first season given it’s been 2.5 YEARS. We also discuss how this new season could fit in to the new era of the DCU. Listen here: share.transistor.fm/s/88a3bde7
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social)
exceedingly confident that somehow season 4 of the bear is its best yet
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social)
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social) reply parent
agreed:)
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social)
Fire Pod With Me: A Twin Peaks Podcast Friendly to the first time viewer and rewatcher alike, it’s time for that gum you like to come back into style. #DamnFinePodcast Twin Peaks #218 • “On the Wings of Love” https://share.transistor.fm/s/68228697
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social)
stop posting AI bullshit period, even if it scratches some shitlib itch you have, i hate trump as much as the next guy but there’s more than enough real footage of him being actual buffoon to support your disdain
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social)
no one
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social) reply parent
expeditiously
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social) reply parent
can’t take the credit her sister took it but it is exceedingly lovely!
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social)
that’s a #HEYHEYHEYHEY photo dump for a royals sweep baby let’s go
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social)
royals keep scoring celebrating accordingly with a picture of the baddest woman alive (my gf)
Sax! ⬇️↘️➡️+🏳️⚧️ (@saximus.bsky.social) reposted
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social)
salvador perez the man that you are
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social)
FUCK YEAH BABY
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social)
JONATHAN INDIA YOU ARE SO FINE
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social)
rip😪😪
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social) reply parent
i really really enjoyed the first 3 seasons, but season 4 has elevated it to a different level for me
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social)
okay so season 4, episode 7 of the bear is perfect
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social)
Joe is watching FIRE WALK WITH ME for the first time
onion person (@junlper.beer) reposted
everyone transgender
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social) reply parent
posted this when she was crying to claire in the hospital, just impossibly good
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social)
they’re saying i’m even more so demonstrably fucked up
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social) reply parent
as you have replied to a thirst trap of mine, i must reiterate your very own words “Oh my.”
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social) reply parent
watching the bear, and just the thought that she’s not even 30 yet and we have, if we’re lucky, 45+ more years of her being on our screens is just so reassuring; everything’s gonna be okay
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social)
ayo edebiri is going to win an oscar one day man, just an unbelievable talent
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social) reply parent
hey now🫣imma keep that last message real private i ain’t even gon post but flattery will get you everywhere i appreciate it
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social)
i miss david lynch everyday
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social)
i love twin peaks so much man, rewatching the season 2 finale rn and just awed by its ambition, such an unbelievably massive swing for network television
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social) reply parent
huge W
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social) reply parent
🥰🥰
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social) reply parent
long answer i like chubby anybody and i like any body type enby, everybody is hot
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social)
yall quick i haven’t even left my house yet, short answer: duh
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social)
emily out of town and i’m about to go get drunk with friends contact me anonymously for entertainment when i come home to an empty bed and am sad keep me sane ngl.link/coltonrob
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social)
our coverage of the ALIEN franchise ended today:) check out our episode on ALIEN: ROMULUS wherever you get your podcasts or through this link and leave a 5 star rate and review 🫶 share.transistor.fm/s/324d3a67
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social)
The Cinementalists Time for you to turn on and tune into Alien: Romulus (2024) Check it out here: https://share.transistor.fm/s/324d3a67
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social) reply parent
i LOVED it, had such an incredible situation room intensity, huge fan
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social)
a day well spent at the movies:) very happy with how this piece turned out i made myself giggle (im also baked tho so) open.substack.com/pub/coltonro...
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social) reply parent
posting between my 2nd and 3rd movies at the theater today bc i don’t wanna miss TTT
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social) reply parent
thank you that means the world :) 🫶
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social) reply parent
caden we don’t talk nearly enough you ALWAYS get it
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social)
WEAPONS down, didn’t hit me the way it has hit a lot of people but still a great time!
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social)
going for the big triple feature on my day off today: WEAPONS, SHIN GODZILLA and then NAKED GUN
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social)
our alien earth episode is out now:) share.transistor.fm/s/13b2a65e
Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social)
royals losing while scoring 7 but also leaving 11 on base