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Colton Robertson ☕️

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Writer | The Cinementalists | Fire Pod With Me: A Twin Peaks Podcast | Geek With Me | he/him | Free 🇵🇸 | Kansas City https://feeds.transistor.fm/thecinementalists https://open.substack.com/pub/coltonrobertson?r=2bbba9&utm_medium=ios

created October 20, 2024

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just watched POSSESSION for the first time, what an absolute masterpiece

4/9/2025, 8:01:02 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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fuck i can’t wait to marathon a bunch of frankenstein movies here soon i love those

4/9/2025, 4:47:37 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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if you’re watching peacemaker you should check out our podcast on the first 2 episodes of the new season! we’ll be covering it biweekly:) share.transistor.fm/s/8c3a9dc7

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3/9/2025, 6:55:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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twin peaks fans do me a favor and hit me with something from THE RETURN that joseph will not understand until he gets there

3/9/2025, 2:19:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i’m holding out hope it elevates my opinion of him as an actor, but the glimpses we’ve got so far from the teaser look like he may just keep doing him. but i like to be optimistic about these things so maybe! maybe!

2/9/2025, 11:12:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 10:53:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i’ll bet

2/9/2025, 10:26:31 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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unbelievable sense of style and drop dead gorgeous man

2/9/2025, 10:25:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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VERONIKA SLOWIKOWSKA JOINING THE SNL CAST?!?!?! LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

2/9/2025, 8:02:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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like you get up to do anything and you’re missing an entire inning of baseball now i feel like

2/9/2025, 7:38:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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that number going down is very good for watching baseball on tv but has made attending less of an event

2/9/2025, 7:38:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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like at least 9 years later truer

2/9/2025, 4:30:25 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i love your necklace! (and u look lovely as always sass)

2/9/2025, 4:29:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fire Pod With Me: A Twin Peaks Podcast Friendly to the first time viewer and rewatcher alike, it’s time for that gum you like to come back into style. #DamnFinePodcast Twin Peaks #220 • “The Path to the Black House” https://share.transistor.fm/s/c4993208

1/9/2025, 12:00:20 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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just saw honey don’t :)

31/8/2025, 7:53:21 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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if bobby witt jr gets a hit and a run/rbi in his last plate appearance i win $60 everybody manifest it with me

31/8/2025, 7:49:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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space & time has been on REPEAT for me

31/8/2025, 4:13:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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just saying

30/8/2025, 7:15:43 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#LastFourWatched got some bangers in it

30/8/2025, 2:27:01 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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you all should listen to our episode on THE PHOENICIAN SCHEME out today:) if this episode performs well over the next couple days then august will be THE CINEMENTALISTS best month yet! listen here: share.transistor.fm/s/3123e897

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29/8/2025, 3:34:05 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Cinementalists Time for you to turn on and tune into The Phoenician Scheme (2025) Check it out here: https://share.transistor.fm/s/3123e897

29/8/2025, 12:00:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🥰u always appreciate my… sense of style

29/8/2025, 3:08:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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happy it’s turning into fall so i can really start dressing

me in a knit sweater with purple underwear
29/8/2025, 2:28:43 AM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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YOU SHOULD GO SEE CAUGHT STEALING ASAP HERES A SPOILER FREE REVIEW open.substack.com/pub/coltonro...

29/8/2025, 2:01:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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oh this fucking WORKED for me, never been big on Aronofsky, but never been anti-him either. gorgeous looking picture with high tension, strange laughs, and a lot of heart. austin butler is him, man. matt smith should’ve been in it more but he’s in it enough to make him the best supporting player.

28/8/2025, 11:16:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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we love to see rachel mcadams in are you there god it’s me margaret celebrated don’t we folks

28/8/2025, 9:20:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#NowSeated for CAUGHT STEALING

28/8/2025, 9:19:53 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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about to rewatch TWIN PEAKS THE RETURN part 8 in a pitch black room between the hours of 1 and 2 am on a thursday morning like god intended

28/8/2025, 5:50:39 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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3 rbis in 20 minutes ain’t bad

28/8/2025, 1:06:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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those 2 ks with risp yesterday have been redeemed

28/8/2025, 12:59:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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bobby’s back baby

28/8/2025, 12:59:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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salvador perez hitting a home run while goldberg is talking about how salvador perez hits home runs rules

28/8/2025, 12:46:47 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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our coverage of alien earth episodes 3 & 4 is now available:) listen here: share.transistor.fm/s/ca45c210

28/8/2025, 12:41:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My reaction.. this would be Very Good

Pedro pascal may save todd haynes's next picture
27/8/2025, 10:25:06 PM | 48 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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all my twin peaks mutuals listen in right quick🫶 our coverage of THE RETURN begins the first week of october and i wanna start getting a little more listener engagement going! if that’s something you’d be interested in hit me up, i would love to make a discord or something for us

27/8/2025, 8:15:14 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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on the flip side, morrow is very instantly one of the most intriguing characters i’ve seen in a show in a while, love him

27/8/2025, 8:09:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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boy kavalier in alien earth is a particularly grating tv character, can’t stand him, and not in a way that i’m like “oh that’s just good tv” like with joffrey baratheon or ramsay bolton in GoT more in a way that annoys the ever loving hell out of me like with euron greyjoy in GoT

27/8/2025, 8:04:02 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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kansas city royals coming back in the final 2 innings, cosplaying 2014

27/8/2025, 2:10:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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only took 17 innings to look like we are facing the CHICAGO WHITE SOX

27/8/2025, 2:06:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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we got kansas city chiefs winning before the season even starts you love to see it folks

26/8/2025, 5:23:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kingsley in SEXY BEAST for me

25/8/2025, 6:43:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fire Pod With Me: A Twin Peaks Podcast Friendly to the first time viewer and rewatcher alike, it’s time for that gum you like to come back into style. #DamnFinePodcast Twin Peaks #219 • “Variations on Relations” https://share.transistor.fm/s/be2e5024

25/8/2025, 12:00:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#HEYHEYHEYHEY way to avoid the sweep fellas

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24/8/2025, 8:31:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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my breadth of palette on full display with my most watched methinks

MOST WATCHED 3 Times: The Phoenician Scheme, Sinners 2 Times: Cléo From 5 to 7, Blue Velvet, Fire Walk With Me, Fantastic Four (2005), Superman (2025), and Superman (1978) 2 Times (not pictured): Wicked (2024), I Saw The TV Glow (2024)
24/8/2025, 3:17:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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bridge to terabithia

23/8/2025, 7:45:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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remembered i have free will and made my gf’s cleavage my screensaver

23/8/2025, 3:30:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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model better be called landre 3000

22/8/2025, 6:18:34 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Cinementalists Time for you to turn on and tune into Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977) Check it out here: https://share.transistor.fm/s/94b06970

22/8/2025, 12:01:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/8/2025, 5:02:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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honestly would kinda do it for me can’t lie

22/8/2025, 4:48:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🥰🥰

22/8/2025, 2:37:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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my gf went to tennessee last week and she brought me back was this cute little shirt

in a mirror with purple underwear and a cropped tank top that has a cowboy and horse rearing back that says “howdy, cowgirls only” when she gave it to me she said “i know you’re cowboys too but the shirt was cute”
22/8/2025, 2:09:33 AM | 19 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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rewatching the greatest movie ever made (blue velvet)

22/8/2025, 2:03:19 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don’t know I think it’s kind of nice every blue maga shitbird like Newsom or Buttigieg outs themselves as a bigot because I would like us to get past the point of settling for people who are so obviously craven and whose version of compromise always benefits the most evil people alive

20/8/2025, 6:22:34 PM | 64 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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With PEACEMAKER season 2 premiering tomorrow we saw fit to take a revisit and recounting of the first season given it’s been 2.5 YEARS. We also discuss how this new season could fit in to the new era of the DCU. Listen here: share.transistor.fm/s/88a3bde7

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20/8/2025, 7:03:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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exceedingly confident that somehow season 4 of the bear is its best yet

20/8/2025, 2:35:29 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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19/8/2025, 5:03:36 PM | 5 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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agreed:)

18/8/2025, 2:41:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fire Pod With Me: A Twin Peaks Podcast Friendly to the first time viewer and rewatcher alike, it’s time for that gum you like to come back into style. #DamnFinePodcast Twin Peaks #218 • “On the Wings of Love” https://share.transistor.fm/s/68228697

18/8/2025, 12:00:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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stop posting AI bullshit period, even if it scratches some shitlib itch you have, i hate trump as much as the next guy but there’s more than enough real footage of him being actual buffoon to support your disdain

18/8/2025, 1:40:11 AM | 17 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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no one

18/8/2025, 1:39:44 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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expeditiously

17/8/2025, 11:32:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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can’t take the credit her sister took it but it is exceedingly lovely!

17/8/2025, 8:56:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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that’s a #HEYHEYHEYHEY photo dump for a royals sweep baby let’s go

mirror selfie in cute little blue and white striped set, my legs are posed like that one lin manuel miranda pic selfie with a filter giving me sunglasses and big hoop earrings, my lips just look like that actually me laying on the ground and my hair expanding for miles in every direction mirror selfie in captain marvel t shirt
17/8/2025, 8:54:28 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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royals keep scoring celebrating accordingly with a picture of the baddest woman alive (my gf)

my gf sitting on a ledge smoking weed overlooking a beautiful tree covered mountain view while wearing a white tank top and jeans
17/8/2025, 8:45:26 PM | 21 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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16/8/2025, 1:10:19 PM | 6242 2612 | View on Bluesky | view

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salvador perez the man that you are

17/8/2025, 8:41:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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FUCK YEAH BABY

17/8/2025, 8:39:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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JONATHAN INDIA YOU ARE SO FINE

17/8/2025, 8:14:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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rip😪😪

17/8/2025, 4:14:20 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i really really enjoyed the first 3 seasons, but season 4 has elevated it to a different level for me

17/8/2025, 8:54:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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okay so season 4, episode 7 of the bear is perfect

17/8/2025, 8:54:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Joe is watching FIRE WALK WITH ME for the first time

text exchange joseph: “omg harry dean mother fucking stanton” “here jonesy jonesy” me: “the goat” “the goat i say” “IS THAT DAVID BOWIE” “YOURE GODDAMN RIGHT IT IS
17/8/2025, 6:33:37 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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everyone transgender

16/8/2025, 11:55:19 PM | 3335 370 | View on Bluesky | view

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royals are above .500 im posting slutty

mirror selfie in a pink floyd tank and tight gray underwear
17/8/2025, 3:30:41 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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posted this when she was crying to claire in the hospital, just impossibly good

16/8/2025, 10:17:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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they’re saying i’m even more so demonstrably fucked up

16/8/2025, 8:37:16 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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as you have replied to a thirst trap of mine, i must reiterate your very own words “Oh my.”

16/8/2025, 8:23:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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watching the bear, and just the thought that she’s not even 30 yet and we have, if we’re lucky, 45+ more years of her being on our screens is just so reassuring; everything’s gonna be okay

16/8/2025, 8:21:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ayo edebiri is going to win an oscar one day man, just an unbelievable talent

16/8/2025, 8:21:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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hey now🫣imma keep that last message real private i ain’t even gon post but flattery will get you everywhere i appreciate it

16/8/2025, 8:13:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i miss david lynch everyday

16/8/2025, 7:35:03 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i love twin peaks so much man, rewatching the season 2 finale rn and just awed by its ambition, such an unbelievably massive swing for network television

16/8/2025, 7:34:56 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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huge W

16/8/2025, 6:50:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🥰🥰

16/8/2025, 4:39:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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they’re saying i’m intoxicated

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16/8/2025, 4:04:34 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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long answer i like chubby anybody and i like any body type enby, everybody is hot

16/8/2025, 2:23:08 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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yall quick i haven’t even left my house yet, short answer: duh

16/8/2025, 2:23:08 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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emily out of town and i’m about to go get drunk with friends contact me anonymously for entertainment when i come home to an empty bed and am sad keep me sane ngl.link/coltonrob

16/8/2025, 2:14:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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our coverage of the ALIEN franchise ended today:) check out our episode on ALIEN: ROMULUS wherever you get your podcasts or through this link and leave a 5 star rate and review 🫶 share.transistor.fm/s/324d3a67

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15/8/2025, 4:39:30 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Cinementalists Time for you to turn on and tune into Alien: Romulus (2024) Check it out here: https://share.transistor.fm/s/324d3a67

15/8/2025, 12:00:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i LOVED it, had such an incredible situation room intensity, huge fan

15/8/2025, 6:08:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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a day well spent at the movies:) very happy with how this piece turned out i made myself giggle (im also baked tho so) open.substack.com/pub/coltonro...

mirror selfie, me in a key huy quan shirt with orange shorts and white shoes, a headband on same outfit in front of WEAPONS movie poster same fit in front of SHIN GODZILLA poster same fit in front of THE NAKED GUN poster
15/8/2025, 6:04:11 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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posting between my 2nd and 3rd movies at the theater today bc i don’t wanna miss TTT

mirror selfie in black tank and white gray lace underwear photo zoomed in on my arm bc it was a full body nude but i’m not posting that for free but also my arms looked really good so
15/8/2025, 2:16:45 AM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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thank you that means the world :) 🫶

15/8/2025, 12:08:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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caden we don’t talk nearly enough you ALWAYS get it

14/8/2025, 11:42:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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WEAPONS down, didn’t hit me the way it has hit a lot of people but still a great time!

14/8/2025, 11:00:52 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social)

going for the big triple feature on my day off today: WEAPONS, SHIN GODZILLA and then NAKED GUN

14/8/2025, 4:28:44 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social)

our alien earth episode is out now:) share.transistor.fm/s/13b2a65e

14/8/2025, 4:25:36 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Colton Robertson ☕️ (@coltonrobertson.bsky.social)

royals losing while scoring 7 but also leaving 11 on base

13/8/2025, 9:20:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view