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Dr Stylite

@columnist.bsky.social

‘The view from the column is ever distant’ PhD in Indeterminacy via modern American poetics. Commenter, writer, photographer, poet. Photos and artwork https://www.instagram.com/davidhaywardwriter?igsh=OW5jNWtwZzhvbml5&utm_source=qr

created April 27, 2023

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Profile picture Dr Stylite (@columnist.bsky.social) reply parent

I wonder if in that opinion huh milieu there’s a bit of a desperate search for even more edgy takes given the way the overall take-a-sphere is going.

2/9/2025, 7:34:03 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And also it’s not exactly a tremendous surprise given the structural changes (positive and negative) and also I think just the prevailing gloom. It’s a bit like being mystified why investors are a bit sceptical about very long dated UK investments…

2/9/2025, 3:56:46 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr Stylite (@columnist.bsky.social) reply parent

Relatedly people should I think be looking quite closely at any convergence between UK and French adjusted spread given the latter is having a legit political crisis.

2/9/2025, 3:52:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also it would be extremely helpful for the nice people at the FT to show a graph of the relative performance of Gilts vs others on a like for like basis - asset swapped, currency adjusted etc. That picture is a bit different I think. cc @tobyn.bsky.social

2/9/2025, 3:51:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr Stylite (@columnist.bsky.social) reply parent

There is I think. I also note here that large sections of the British establishment seem to think the UK state has failed / is failing and that prevailing sentiment is not obviously a good sign for UK asset prices.* * Yes I think it’s overdone

2/9/2025, 3:49:30 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr Stylite (@columnist.bsky.social) reply parent

My hunch (which underlies some of the points) is a lack of credibility in the effectiveness / consistency etc of UK policy making, stretching back (at least) to the Brexit referendum, the Johnson government…and then Truss…Starmer et al now appearing to fail + Reform polling reinforces the narrative…

2/9/2025, 3:45:21 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr Stylite (@columnist.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks for this. Funnily enough I was thinking of you the other day for something I was writing - no thoughts except through language…

2/9/2025, 1:19:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr Stylite (@columnist.bsky.social) reply parent

Perfect. Thanks very much. This is making me think I should track French vs UK swap spreads and worry about any convergence (the wrong way) - on the basis France has a legit political crisis.

2/9/2025, 1:12:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr Stylite (@columnist.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh I see so if we don’t worry about the exchange rate for the moment French swap rates are higher than UK swap rates - ie French swap spreads are more negative?

2/9/2025, 1:06:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr Stylite (@columnist.bsky.social) reply parent

Hmpf I need to to a worked example for myself

2/9/2025, 1:00:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr Stylite (@columnist.bsky.social) reply parent

But less negative than the UK?

2/9/2025, 12:57:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That must be very stressful / frustrating for the comms people - ie having to try to come up with messaging without clear guidance.

2/9/2025, 12:52:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr Stylite (@columnist.bsky.social) reply parent

(I imagine French swap spreads are much higher than the UK)

2/9/2025, 12:48:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr Stylite (@columnist.bsky.social) reply parent

That I think answers my question though I still find it difficult to get my head round negative swap spreads!

2/9/2025, 12:46:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am finding it baffling that with all these comms specialists with their storied resumes no one can seem to put together this not very complicated message

2/9/2025, 12:29:47 PM | 42 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr Stylite (@columnist.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks very much

2/9/2025, 12:24:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr Stylite (@columnist.bsky.social) reply parent

Out of curiosity do you have this on an asset swapped basis?

2/9/2025, 12:16:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr Stylite (@columnist.bsky.social) reply parent

How much of that particular uplift is a result of the increase in the linker principal being treated as an interest cost?

2/9/2025, 12:14:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Making spaghetti carbonara tonight and I thought I’d

Gordon's Carbonara in Under 10 Minutes 125g Dried Spaghetti. 30g Frozen Peas. 80g Streaky Bacon or Pancetta, Cut into small lardons. 2 Egg Yolks. 1 1/2 Tablespoons Crème Fraîche. 2 Mushrooms, Sliced. 1 Chili, Minced. Olive Oil.
2/9/2025, 11:36:12 AM | 30 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr Stylite (@columnist.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you!

2/9/2025, 11:24:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What are the characters? I’d be most interested in how these particular characters actually work.

2/9/2025, 11:18:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr Stylite (@columnist.bsky.social) reply parent

That is *extremely* well put!

2/9/2025, 11:15:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When are you coming back to Paris?!!

1/9/2025, 7:20:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Really something to be said for having no expressed opinion on very very many subjects.

1/9/2025, 7:06:02 PM | 48 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is very specific but in previous lives the correct designation of the Oxford MA

1/9/2025, 6:42:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Very cruel xxxxxxx

1/9/2025, 6:37:27 PM | 24 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m really trying here. The most bizarre aspect of this is she hasn’t realised by this point of her career / life that this particular story is completely untenable.

1/9/2025, 6:31:51 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr Stylite (@columnist.bsky.social) reply parent

Ah same here post original echo chamber gate

1/9/2025, 6:28:03 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr Stylite (@columnist.bsky.social) reply parent

I don’t think she thinks she’s making it up. I do think she’s completely misunderstood whatever happened. Resume hmmm inflation isn’t exactly unknown but most people figure out very quickly it doesn’t work.

1/9/2025, 6:22:34 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Off for open mic at the magnificent Au Chat Noir* * pint of lager is €4

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1/9/2025, 6:20:50 PM | 25 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr Stylite (@columnist.bsky.social) reply parent

A glorious example that truly the most important social media motivator is being ‘right’.

1/9/2025, 6:05:57 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It is bizarre and by not pushing back hard they’re providing a form if implicit permission. Which is beyond daft on every level.

1/9/2025, 5:57:39 PM | 225 15 | View on Bluesky | view

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No that was an appreciative hmmmmmmm

1/9/2025, 5:52:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hmmmmmmmmmm

1/9/2025, 5:49:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr Stylite (@columnist.bsky.social) reply parent

It is extremely easy to get a letter from a US university saying something like *yes we’d love to have you if you do wxyz*.

1/9/2025, 5:47:09 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Even if one imagines that somehow this involves direct artistic appropriation, one way or another all of the work that a human artist would have been ‘trained on’ would have somehow been paid for (via book purchases or libraries or museums etc etc).

1/9/2025, 5:06:15 PM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The exhibition was packed out

31/8/2025, 8:39:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In a house in Normandy where he composed literally hundreds of pictures

31/8/2025, 8:39:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr Stylite (@columnist.bsky.social) reply parent

A nice biographical comment that he visited France in 2018…and just stayed…

31/8/2025, 8:38:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The work across multiple panels is nothing short of genius - for me the stand out picture is an American landscape composed entirely of small photographs of its details.

31/8/2025, 8:37:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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…And his extraordinary work ethic - he works all the time.

31/8/2025, 8:35:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So much to admire but what stood out for me is his constant innovation across different media…

31/8/2025, 8:35:13 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Went to the Hockney exhibition for its last day at the Fondation Louis Vuitton. Magnificent work, magnificently curated.

31/8/2025, 8:30:45 PM | 40 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr Stylite (@columnist.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe though I think the ‘sense of crisis’ has very deep and long term roots.

31/8/2025, 12:27:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr Stylite (@columnist.bsky.social) reply parent

(We are of course on dangerous ground any which way because of the atmosphere of emergency)

31/8/2025, 12:20:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr Stylite (@columnist.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes and saying ‘acshally there is no crisis’ is not a winning strategy. The point should be not to ‘dispel’ but to ‘outcompete’. It seems to me blindingly obvious that you absolutely cannot (literally cannot) outcompete by adopting the crisis narrative and proximate solution of your main opposition!

31/8/2025, 12:19:32 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr Stylite (@columnist.bsky.social) reply parent

The problem here is that once everyone has agreed that there is a crisis then the political competition focuses on finding the source of the crisis and addressing it. And because there is a crisis *any means* are justified to address it. It’s all very Homo Sacer unfortunately.

31/8/2025, 12:11:17 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr Stylite (@columnist.bsky.social) reply parent

Have you come across Homo Sacer (Agamben)? That is not a cheery read.

31/8/2025, 11:54:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr Stylite (@columnist.bsky.social) reply parent

The politics of crisis / emergency. I do think Labour is entirely wrong to be playing into this (because that validates the sense of crisis) but one might wonder why the sense of crisis / emergency is sufficiently pervasive for Reform to find a substantial audience and establishment support.

31/8/2025, 11:48:55 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr Stylite (@columnist.bsky.social) reply parent

You can’t see Klingon starships these days because of cloak

31/8/2025, 10:31:00 AM | 52 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Piers (@pierscooper.bsky.social) reposted

One of my goals post-current employer is to get fit, and to that end I’m looking at GPS watches. I used to have a Garmin Forerunner, now lost to the mists of time, and they still look decent but I’d also like to be able to upload GPX for walks - any recommendations? Ta.

31/8/2025, 7:36:54 AM | 6 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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If all the scenes could be like this scene we’d be seen

30/8/2025, 5:26:24 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lovely scene

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30/8/2025, 5:24:14 PM | 24 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Et le chef

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30/8/2025, 5:10:42 PM | 22 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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AGNOLOTTI lads

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30/8/2025, 4:25:05 PM | 22 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Japanese omelette style w/ girolles, garlic butter, other nice things

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30/8/2025, 4:07:42 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stuffed gorge (courg) ette.

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30/8/2025, 3:53:43 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tomatoes and various pickles

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30/8/2025, 3:40:05 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This escalated quickly

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30/8/2025, 3:32:42 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Chicken liver and padron peppers

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30/8/2025, 3:26:49 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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OYSTERS!

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30/8/2025, 3:25:57 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Chef in tiny kitchen

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30/8/2025, 3:16:01 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s extremely reasonable plus big selection of wines at retail prices with E10 corkage

30/8/2025, 3:13:35 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yep

30/8/2025, 3:12:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One for @jayrayner1.bsky.social

30/8/2025, 3:10:46 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And here we go!

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30/8/2025, 3:08:01 PM | 35 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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This looks fantastic

30/8/2025, 2:28:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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nothing burger

29/8/2025, 8:38:15 PM | 33 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is this good?

29/8/2025, 8:34:54 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nah low oven

29/8/2025, 6:52:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ooooh

29/8/2025, 6:50:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Very slow cook then sear

29/8/2025, 6:48:59 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just like to announce that the reverse sear steak cooking method really works and is virtually idiot proof with a meat thermometer.

29/8/2025, 6:46:50 PM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is obviously completely nuts and anyone with the tiniest littlest grain of commonsense would cancel it.

29/8/2025, 6:39:10 PM | 25 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Wallace (@wallaceme.bsky.social) reposted

Appalling that Policy Exchange’s offices were violently attacked last night - just the latest in a lengthy series of such intimidatory attacks targeted at think tanks and campaign groups, doing perfectly legitimate work that is part of our democratic process.

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29/8/2025, 2:15:41 PM | 122 42 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr Stylite (@columnist.bsky.social) reply parent

If the difference between a functional government and not is a bank windfall tax then we are in huge trouble!

29/8/2025, 5:01:29 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A non permanent tax? 😃

29/8/2025, 2:47:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bank shares prices doing well is a good thing for the UK! Especially the domestically focused banks.

29/8/2025, 2:13:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr Stylite (@columnist.bsky.social) reply parent

Higher taxes equals higher cost of capital equals lower lending. That’s just incontrovertible. However! A ‘fix’ here would be to impose the tax and loosen other capital requirements.

29/8/2025, 2:11:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr Stylite (@columnist.bsky.social) reply parent

I do think that if they do the u turn on the manifesto then someone will have to be seen to pay the political price.

29/8/2025, 10:26:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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An absolute shambles. Anyone who thinks this is a good idea might wonder whether a 5% fall in Uk bank shares *today* is signalling good news for the economy…

29/8/2025, 10:16:48 AM | 27 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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Amen.

29/8/2025, 10:04:47 AM | 7 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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We have no idea what, don’t really understand why, but we’ve consulted the opinion polls and something must be done.

28/8/2025, 7:50:46 PM | 38 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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< writes column >

28/8/2025, 7:45:09 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If it was me I would quite simply have put in place an immigration policy that everyone thinks is great and has no unfortunate other consequences.

28/8/2025, 7:44:47 PM | 55 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oooooh

28/8/2025, 7:38:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This was my key test for the then new government 😔

28/8/2025, 7:21:43 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have no idea what this means

28/8/2025, 7:20:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s not a great piece. Is it extremely British? Not sure about that.

28/8/2025, 7:12:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not at all. Soain does not at all fit in the dark ages framing.

28/8/2025, 3:55:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gorgeous jacket

28/8/2025, 3:24:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sadly it’s the book of ‘apocalypse’ not revelation (apocalypse = unveiling)

28/8/2025, 3:23:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Omg it’s national decline What is this!! Arsenal bagged the Greenwich-born midfielder, 27, for £67.5 million — but his strong thigh game sets him apart off the pitch.

28/8/2025, 3:21:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I guess we’re better off on the Frankish front with Gregory of Tours for whom (to your point) there’s no English equivalent.

28/8/2025, 3:15:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh I’m definitely team Krugman

28/8/2025, 3:06:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But then again…financial markets pre 2008 / 2009 etc etc

28/8/2025, 2:58:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The behavior of the US financial markets especially vs a few months ago does seem peculiar. And I guess we have to accept the possibility that they are correct - ie no crisis in the short term / medium term.

28/8/2025, 2:55:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Makes you think (if you needed to) how incredibly well Arteta has done.

28/8/2025, 2:50:14 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Alright alright I’m currently looking at Origen’s commentary on the Book of Revelation for something very obscure

28/8/2025, 2:44:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Now that is an interesting thought

28/8/2025, 2:43:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view