The only way upscrolled will work is if we go there. If we all wait for everyone else, we won’t move.
I’m either sharing my pain or promoting my cancellation tour. I put on always sunny to bleach my brain.
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The only way upscrolled will work is if we go there. If we all wait for everyone else, we won’t move.
I have also joined the upscrolled gang at brodka
Why does Trump look exactly like Major Misunderstanding from Viz now?
Hi Dr James, see where she said fuck off and you said “same to you”? I hope you’re having a lovely day.
Hi Dr James, you joined Lina’s thread. She doesn’t have to fuck off but you really should.
It’s a classical bust rando.
I’m old enough to remember when Kapernick kneeled and was trashed for bringing politics into sports…
It’s been the opposite to me. Up until he was shot, whenever I saw mention of Kirk, I immediately thought of Kelly.
Could be because she was created by the zodiac killer.
It’s more than that. It’s a kick in the face to our history. I would love genuine peace on this island, pretending you’re mates because you hate brown people won’t bring that.
The thing that really grates me is the Irish ‘nationalists’ suddenly becoming mates with the unionists. United because they want to stop someone stealing our land 🫠
I wonder if there was anything the US could have done to avoid this.
I guess that’s true. I still don’t approve though. You should have the option of just seeing killing joke.
@stefgotbooted.bsky.social is this real?
I refuse to believe that was real. Even if you show me proof, I will ask Stef to validate.
I fucking love his new mullet.
I genuinely hate when I see someone like Sparks supporting someone like them. Like when I went to see RHCP because the pixies were supporting.
Marilyn Mandelson Anyone remember what show that was in? Signs point to Monkey nuts but no one I know who saw Monkey nuts remembers the character.
Neckpuke more like!
Yeah, but he was only famous because of his talented brother and all they did was make pop music with guitars so…
Gonna agree to disagree here. I don’t like them but they were kind of interesting. Never bought an album, never voluntarily listen to them but they had a range of music styles, not just a rinse and repeat band.
Yeah, I’ve had this a few times recently. Alburn is a Brit, but he is talented.
Sadly not.
I am choosing to read that as cum braah.
Had to stay with my dad tonight. Got my bike out of the shed and while turning around saw what looked like a large brown thing pivoting with me. Went to lock the shed and one of those giant shagger spiders landed on the floor. Thank fuck it was there and not when I was cycling.
FWIW, I like E*gl*sh ale.
This is true. We have a lot of very good beers here. Lack of distinctly English ones for some reason though.
He lives among the wildlings. I’ll fix him yet.
What’s the point of a scene if we don’t look out for each other? It’d be my pleasure to meet you in real life and love showing people around.
Close enough!
Also, let me know if you do make it over. I’ll bring you to some good Guinness pubs (it genuinely varies from pub to pub) and give you a tour of the city.
A mate I know from England has been doing a few days work over here every month since January. He always liked Guinness. He told me he’s now as annoying as Irish people and tells everyone he knows there that it’s horrible in England.
I command you to get them!!!
You really need to come over here and try it. It is a different world. You think I’m being a pretentious Irish prick saying that, if you come here, you’ll see how true that is.
![Homer Simpson holding his hand to head, eyes closed the text reads: [ Screams ] My secret shame.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rzp6ohol7eeujvrlhyj56ht3/bafkreicpxb4nbwvxqh4xg3su5abg7jstgr7dntlc5kdi76ra26ydsbihcq@jpeg "Click to view full size")
I watched The Wire around that point. I remember thinking I’d dress up as Omar that Hallowe’en. A quick costume audit made me realise it could never work.
Have you seen him without them?
more weird he looks like he should be in guess who with them ngl
I actually think you just described him perfectly. He basically looks like all the guess who characters at once.
Do they make him look more or less weird?
This social democrat who also owned ~€200k of Palantir shares is being unfairly discriminated against. www.rte.ie/news/ireland...
I was in a taxi home in the very early hours of Friday morning. The driver asked if my wife was going to kill be for being so late. I gave my stock answer of “no, she met me before she married me”. This is the same lens I view his wife.
I like that photo a lot. It perfectly encapsulates him.
A better, more conprehensible "First they come for" poem format:
Shot, chaser Young men more likely to vote Green than Reform. Young men second most progressive group of any demographic. Combined right-wing vote barely bigger than Green vote alone for young men
If you are in Edinburgh and would like a nice plant please DM 🥹
Maybe you should marry David Cameron since you love him so much.
Yeah, but it’s been very funny. I’ve shown your “Smithers I’m beginning to think…” to everyone I’ve seen since Thursday.
My mate’s union rep was promoting one in work a few months back.
I oeep remembering this 2018 tweet. bsky.app/profile/shel...
The difference between Charlie Kirk and Supertanski was that he at least believed in something.
Charlie Kirk being a KKK-style American anti-black racist, bigoted anti-trans lunatic and raging sexist (etc.) for three minutes who, among other things, believes black folk were ...better as slaves. Charlie Kirk believed black people were better as slaves. He believed that. THIS IS WHO THEY MOURN
Bullets are the gun’s voice.
"It is RTÉ [the Irish national broadcaster]'s position that Ireland will NOT take part in the 2026 Eurovision Song Contest if the participation of Israel goes ahead" Bloody great. Should have happened LONG ago. share.google/Y93L0uo9ap2d...
Apologies, I meant to send thoughts and prayers. I am trying to delete.
Is now the time to talk about gun control?
Counterpoint: no it doesn’t
I’m not sure if this Anton Chigurr is all that nice a chap. I also worry that Tommy Lee Jones’ character could be out of his depth.
I think it did, I have been drinking.
Kickboxing made me way stronger than weightlifting and and a kind of accidental way. I found when playing with the dog, I could throw a ball much further with less effort. Things like that.
It’s a whole different level of fitness. You’ll feel it soon.
I’ll take it! But not in unionist way.
Can I be Tango in Chief?
The ‘st’ stands for Spartacus temptress.
Disagree is unfair. Want you to fuck off into the sun is more appropriate.
Unlike the haters and losers in this thread I want to thank you for your contributions. Up until now we thought you yank cunts presumed everything was about you, you’ve proven you intentionally make it about you.
This is good; "Minister of Hypocrisy Wes Streeting" "So there we have it. One Irish person is charged with ‘terrorism’ in a UK court for speaking out against violence, while another Irish person is being held up as a victim of unfree speech for speaking out in favour of violence."
I really don’t want to die on any hill. I’m saying what I’m seeing. I apologise for making a little joke in your comments.
Yes. However I’m wondering if this is how YOUR camera works because mine doesn’t invert the image.
They are on his left!?
I knew that, but he’s sitting on the right. However he goes everywhere in his rolls Royce. It’s obviously a staged image to show the American right what family man he is.
And where is Conor sitting in the photo?
Hi Lynn, what side is your steering wheel on?
Is he driving while on the phone? That’s illegal here, no way for a presidential candidate to behave.
Just a reminder to check for your name in this list of books that OpenAI trained from. If your name is there, they probably owe you several thousand dollars. OpenAI cried that if everyone eligible author files, the company will go bankrupt, so I'm alerting every author I have ever spoken to.
I wonder if some of the calls threatened funding cuts.
Info and crowdfunder here: www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/repairing-...
Did you watch how the media in the UK & US ushered in fascism and think it was something we should replicate?
I was going to suggest @aaron.bsky.team
Thank you. I am too hard on myself. There’s a good chance I’d win an act off.
Training day is good. Still leaning toward Denzel Washington being a better actor than me.
You're talking about Israel attacking Iran, right? Right?
I heard that John Rentoul kicked a 9 year old in the back.
This is the problem with drugs (which are for mugs) they make people think they saw ufos. I went to find my story and realised we already had this conversation. bsky.app/profile/comm...
Question: Once I’ve rubbed everything out, how do I rub the hand that rubbed?
I skimmed one video. I’ll give yours a look later, thanks.
Thank you 🙏
I’m rubbing as hard as I can.
Go fuck yourself Scully, build your own UFO. (I’m Mulder now.)
I had never heard of the Pentyrch Incident until now. Do you know of any recordings? I quickly checked 2 videos in YouTube and neither had anything.
Their secret to their flight pattern is to understand the logistics of dick and balls.
I have 3 ships exactly like that one.
You’re right. Lying is wrong. I will delete my account and life.
You should send them a letter saying that Keir suck so much you moved back to Ireland.
I get hypnotised by boobs and it didn’t do me any harm.
Have you been licking batteries?
Dismayed by the "I loathe Gl**ner but his arrest should scare us all" takes. The bar for arrest over a social media post *should be extremely high*, but a guy who's harassed trans people 19 hours a day for 8 years, telling his 600k fans to attack any trans women they see, clears that bar v easily?