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John Schafer

@comobro.bsky.social

Husband, father of 6 boys and 1 girl. Storage Architect, Blue dot in a Red Sea. ADHD, EX-JW, Technology, science, photography and nature. 🚫 DMs.

created November 14, 2024

433 followers 319 following 291 posts

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Profile picture John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent

How much longer until it surpasses “Baby Shark”?

4/9/2025, 3:31:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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At least half of all the condiments are likely expired.

4/9/2025, 3:17:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One Dotard

27/8/2025, 2:17:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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South Park, do your thing!

27/8/2025, 2:16:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 2:14:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Got engaged in Vegas and got married in Vegas four days later. Then came home and pissed off everyone in the family because we did it OUR way.

27/8/2025, 2:11:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You are a glutton for punishment.

25/8/2025, 12:23:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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According to my middle schooler, they only live for two weeks and are having sex the entire time.

25/8/2025, 12:21:06 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Kinzinger (@adamkinzinger.substack.com) reposted

Good morning- Epstein files can be released today if Trump wants to. “Why would anyone protect those scum bags? Ask yourself this question daily…”

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21/8/2025, 12:00:40 PM | 2096 590 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent

Sometimes you just need a little more than coffee…

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20/8/2025, 12:39:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well he does have a Purple Heart… 💜, Oh wait…

20/8/2025, 1:00:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steven Beschloss (@stevenbeschloss.bsky.social) reposted

Bingo.

19/8/2025, 7:11:49 PM | 3137 745 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent

Almond milk be called nut juice.

14/8/2025, 11:15:57 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This explains why hell is so hot.

13/8/2025, 11:53:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jess Piper (@piperformissouri.bsky.social) reposted

Did you know Missourians passed an anti-gerrymandering constitutional amendment in 2018? Did you know that the Missouri GOP put it back on the ballot with deceptive language in 2020 and voters overturned the amendment? Voters were duped. Hoodwinked. Republicans can’t win so they lie and cheat.

12/8/2025, 6:20:32 PM | 1419 449 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent

Find dark skies. Next year the meteor shower will peak with a new moon. Already planning a cabin in the Ozarks to see it.

12/8/2025, 11:32:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent

When you celebrate both Tiddie Tuesday and Taco Tuesday!

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12/8/2025, 10:17:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 (@kojamf.bsky.social) reposted

haruka_okinawa_sea Haruka 𓇼沖縄の海を毎日お届け

11/8/2025, 12:16:33 AM | 1362 186 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent

And now you shared it too.

8/8/2025, 2:44:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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His camera is probably as old as his vacuum cleaner.

8/8/2025, 2:37:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A simple Venn diagram

6/8/2025, 1:54:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We already know.

5/8/2025, 6:47:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Family reunions are always fun.

4/8/2025, 5:11:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/7/2025, 12:15:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Her husband John Levitt is nice too.

30/7/2025, 1:03:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That guy should shut the fuck up.

29/7/2025, 11:45:59 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Joy to the 🐟 🐠

29/7/2025, 9:39:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My wireless doorbells…

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29/7/2025, 12:15:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Last pic of hulk hogan.

26/7/2025, 2:55:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Those filters are amazing.

25/7/2025, 11:50:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looking like a shit hole country.

25/7/2025, 2:01:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s showtime

24/7/2025, 1:26:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let’s review, it’s a cult!

24/7/2025, 1:17:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Concentration camps for foreign flowers.

23/7/2025, 2:48:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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John boy is 14 months from being a retired hippie! : )

17/7/2025, 2:42:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Time to pass leadership to the next generation Chuck. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

17/7/2025, 1:59:40 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alice (@alicesimagelab.bsky.social) reposted

Oklahoma sunrise off of Indian Nations. #sunrise #Oklahoma #photography

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16/7/2025, 1:04:58 AM | 182 15 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent

Time for some magic

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16/7/2025, 6:36:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent

The perfect gift for all my maga relatives.

16/7/2025, 2:46:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Carol would be more useful if she just let you scream at her through the phone.

15/7/2025, 1:18:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pretty sure that’s the second rule.

12/7/2025, 8:18:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent

You as well Tim.

10/7/2025, 10:17:42 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent

Many people mistake kindness as weakness. Once you hit the limit, they find out otherwise.

10/7/2025, 9:57:16 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent

Good sleep is so important to feeling good during the day. It took me COVID x 2, sinus surgery and a CPAP machine to realize that. After tracking my sleep for the past 3 years and I finally feel better most days. Now my biggest challenge is sharing the bed with two dogs. 🤷🏼‍♂️

6/7/2025, 4:16:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent

I feel good,,, get the fuck out my face.

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6/7/2025, 9:03:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s time for protests!

4/7/2025, 8:39:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jess Piper (@piperformissouri.bsky.social) reposted

He’s a liar.

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4/7/2025, 1:00:56 PM | 15254 4196 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent

… also finding my car keys.

3/7/2025, 7:02:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lisa F. Moore (@femlfm.bsky.social) reposted

Thank you Canadian. 🫡🇨🇦👇🏽

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2/7/2025, 10:33:50 AM | 981 182 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent

Golden hour

2/7/2025, 4:55:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Many of them do believe in hell and they are still awful. 🤷🏼‍♂️

1/7/2025, 12:06:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent

😂 last Monday I had a fishing bucket with dead worms tormenting for days.

1/7/2025, 12:03:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent

A dumb person keeps making the same mistakes over and over. A smart person learns from their mistakes. A wise person learns from others mistakes. Pick a lane.

30/6/2025, 9:44:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Worst reality show ever!

30/6/2025, 9:28:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The reverse mullet

29/6/2025, 12:39:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If he doesn’t wear diapers, you’re not changing him.

28/6/2025, 10:11:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent

And B B King

16/6/2025, 1:45:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Since you asked…

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12/6/2025, 7:12:19 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m fucked.

12/6/2025, 3:37:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It all started with Taco smell

10/6/2025, 12:28:01 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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10/6/2025, 2:18:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He doesn’t look very innocent. Wait till he starts howling.

8/6/2025, 1:38:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Worst petting zoo ever!

4/6/2025, 2:47:04 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Russia needs to be kicked off the love train!

4/6/2025, 1:41:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stinky baby!

4/6/2025, 1:26:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I saw one today that looked like an octopus with seven missing legs.

2/6/2025, 11:42:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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People suck!

2/6/2025, 9:20:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MAKS 25 👀🇺🇦 (@maks23.bsky.social) reposted

👀🚘 Trucks from which Ukrainian FPV drones were launched against Russian airbases. 💥 After the final FPV drone launch, a self-destruct mechanism activated.

1/6/2025, 12:16:56 PM | 1074 153 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social)

Ops

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22/5/2025, 8:03:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Like setting free the enslaved ware wolf?

21/5/2025, 1:55:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Indeed it is!

21/5/2025, 12:44:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The American who?

14/5/2025, 9:46:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Frankie knows all about cults.

13/5/2025, 10:27:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I miss the old days when there were no billionaires.

8/5/2025, 7:34:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Profile picture Rick (@rickpicpoetry.bsky.social) reposted

One day the angels realized this world needs something good… So they waved their wings softly in air and created someone like you… 📷 a favorite…

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Fuck that POS. It’s a tax on Americans, but half are too dumb to understand. 😡

8/5/2025, 3:13:24 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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11:30am -12:30pm looks like loitering hour.

8/5/2025, 1:29:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This makes me want to leave all social media platforms.

7/5/2025, 10:59:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Outstanding work. Can an older board with a burn mark be sanded and re-oiled?

7/5/2025, 7:10:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What a shame. There’s always Russia and N Korean markets.

7/5/2025, 10:15:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looks like a quantum computer.

7/5/2025, 1:43:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m thinking that they are not going to lose misogyny that easily. More likely, the boys will only get one motorcycle instead of three.

7/5/2025, 1:14:18 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ll share a half of a gummy

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6/5/2025, 1:13:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m an atheist, and I find it offensive, stupid and childish.

5/5/2025, 5:46:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Keep the faith alive

5/5/2025, 1:39:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Get off the fence. Yes today Santa.

4/5/2025, 11:39:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The only two dolls available are MAGA MILFs

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4/5/2025, 1:23:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent

We had a crew about 10 years ago who all had great sense of humor. We especially enjoyed sarcasm. Fast forward to now, they are all retired and nobody gets my sarcastic humor anymore. After I get the look 👀, I have to explain that it’s a joke. I’m trying to reform, but it’s not easy.

2/5/2025, 11:07:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent

60 replies in 21 hours. Turn over leadership to the next generation of democrats.

2/5/2025, 6:10:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The only two dolls available for Christmas are mar-a-Lago MILFs.

2/5/2025, 5:58:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Outstanding images.

2/5/2025, 4:09:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The chosen one.

2/5/2025, 4:08:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Everything used to be Obama’s fault, now everything is Biden’s fault v

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2/5/2025, 10:54:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey Chuck. I won’t contribute any money to the democrats until you pass the leadership to the next generation.

1/5/2025, 1:36:42 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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See, sleep is overrated. Then why do I love it so much? lol

30/4/2025, 3:39:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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582,747.4 This seems really high.

30/4/2025, 2:48:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Agree 💯

30/4/2025, 2:40:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Impressive!

30/4/2025, 2:20:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view