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How much longer until it surpasses “Baby Shark”?
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How much longer until it surpasses “Baby Shark”?
John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent
At least half of all the condiments are likely expired.
John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social)
One Dotard
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South Park, do your thing!
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John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent
Got engaged in Vegas and got married in Vegas four days later. Then came home and pissed off everyone in the family because we did it OUR way.
John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent
You are a glutton for punishment.
John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent
According to my middle schooler, they only live for two weeks and are having sex the entire time.
Adam Kinzinger (@adamkinzinger.substack.com) reposted
Good morning- Epstein files can be released today if Trump wants to. “Why would anyone protect those scum bags? Ask yourself this question daily…”
John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent
Well he does have a Purple Heart… 💜, Oh wait…
Steven Beschloss (@stevenbeschloss.bsky.social) reposted
Bingo.
John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent
Almond milk be called nut juice.
John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent
This explains why hell is so hot.
Jess Piper (@piperformissouri.bsky.social) reposted
Did you know Missourians passed an anti-gerrymandering constitutional amendment in 2018? Did you know that the Missouri GOP put it back on the ballot with deceptive language in 2020 and voters overturned the amendment? Voters were duped. Hoodwinked. Republicans can’t win so they lie and cheat.
John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent
Find dark skies. Next year the meteor shower will peak with a new moon. Already planning a cabin in the Ozarks to see it.
John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent
When you celebrate both Tiddie Tuesday and Taco Tuesday!
KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 (@kojamf.bsky.social) reposted
haruka_okinawa_sea Haruka 𓇼沖縄の海を毎日お届け
John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent
And now you shared it too.
John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent
His camera is probably as old as his vacuum cleaner.
John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social)
A simple Venn diagram
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We already know.
John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent
Family reunions are always fun.
John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent
John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent
Her husband John Levitt is nice too.
John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent
That guy should shut the fuck up.
John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent
Joy to the 🐟 🐠
John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social)
Last pic of hulk hogan.
John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent
Those filters are amazing.
John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social)
Looking like a shit hole country.
John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social)
It’s showtime
John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social)
Let’s review, it’s a cult!
John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent
Concentration camps for foreign flowers.
John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent
John boy is 14 months from being a retired hippie! : )
John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent
Time to pass leadership to the next generation Chuck. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Alice (@alicesimagelab.bsky.social) reposted
Oklahoma sunrise off of Indian Nations. #sunrise #Oklahoma #photography
John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent
The perfect gift for all my maga relatives.
John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent
Carol would be more useful if she just let you scream at her through the phone.
John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent
Pretty sure that’s the second rule.
John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent
You as well Tim.
John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent
Many people mistake kindness as weakness. Once you hit the limit, they find out otherwise.
John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent
Good sleep is so important to feeling good during the day. It took me COVID x 2, sinus surgery and a CPAP machine to realize that. After tracking my sleep for the past 3 years and I finally feel better most days. Now my biggest challenge is sharing the bed with two dogs. 🤷🏼♂️
John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social)
It’s time for protests!
John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent
… also finding my car keys.
John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent
Golden hour
John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent
Many of them do believe in hell and they are still awful. 🤷🏼♂️
John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent
😂 last Monday I had a fishing bucket with dead worms tormenting for days.
John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent
A dumb person keeps making the same mistakes over and over. A smart person learns from their mistakes. A wise person learns from others mistakes. Pick a lane.
John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social)
Worst reality show ever!
John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent
The reverse mullet
John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent
If he doesn’t wear diapers, you’re not changing him.
John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent
And B B King
John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m fucked.
John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent
It all started with Taco smell
John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent
John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent
He doesn’t look very innocent. Wait till he starts howling.
John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent
Worst petting zoo ever!
John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent
Russia needs to be kicked off the love train!
John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent
Stinky baby!
John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent
I saw one today that looked like an octopus with seven missing legs.
John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent
People suck!
MAKS 25 👀🇺🇦 (@maks23.bsky.social) reposted
👀🚘 Trucks from which Ukrainian FPV drones were launched against Russian airbases. 💥 After the final FPV drone launch, a self-destruct mechanism activated.
John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent
Like setting free the enslaved ware wolf?
John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent
Indeed it is!
John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent
The American who?
John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social)
Frankie knows all about cults.
John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social)
I miss the old days when there were no billionaires.
Rick (@rickpicpoetry.bsky.social) reposted
One day the angels realized this world needs something good… So they waved their wings softly in air and created someone like you… 📷 a favorite…
John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent
Fuck that POS. It’s a tax on Americans, but half are too dumb to understand. 😡
John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent
11:30am -12:30pm looks like loitering hour.
John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent
This makes me want to leave all social media platforms.
John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent
Outstanding work. Can an older board with a burn mark be sanded and re-oiled?
John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social)
What a shame. There’s always Russia and N Korean markets.
John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent
Looks like a quantum computer.
John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m thinking that they are not going to lose misogyny that easily. More likely, the boys will only get one motorcycle instead of three.
John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m an atheist, and I find it offensive, stupid and childish.
John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent
Keep the faith alive
John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent
Get off the fence. Yes today Santa.
John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent
We had a crew about 10 years ago who all had great sense of humor. We especially enjoyed sarcasm. Fast forward to now, they are all retired and nobody gets my sarcastic humor anymore. After I get the look 👀, I have to explain that it’s a joke. I’m trying to reform, but it’s not easy.
John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent
60 replies in 21 hours. Turn over leadership to the next generation of democrats.
John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social)
The only two dolls available for Christmas are mar-a-Lago MILFs.
John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent
Outstanding images.
John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent
The chosen one.
John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent
Everything used to be Obama’s fault, now everything is Biden’s fault v
John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey Chuck. I won’t contribute any money to the democrats until you pass the leadership to the next generation.
John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent
See, sleep is overrated. Then why do I love it so much? lol
John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent
582,747.4 This seems really high.
John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent
Agree 💯
John Schafer (@comobro.bsky.social) reply parent
Impressive!