That “Hot Ones” segment was the longest 2 months of my life
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That “Hot Ones” segment was the longest 2 months of my life
America if the Obama administration had hired Gary Johnson and Jill Stein
You could easily build a 300MPH maglev on the median
It’s insane that “My Generation” is about this fucking generation as opposed to say any other fucking generation in all of recorded human history
Got my cassette of Gretchen Goes to Nebraska from Columbia House. You kids get off my lawn.
How are we not already watering our crops with Brawndo
It's like watching old Empire Sports Network shows
Now that Texas is undefended, Mexico has a chance to do the funniest thing
was today years old when i first noticed that
Driving home saw a teenager on an e-bike riding a wheelie on Route 5 in Wanakah send in the marines
Is it flammable
Do I need to read this article no but I scratch what itches
I already knew all this because I listened to the lyrics of "Allentown"
Drop some facial hair
Happy Why Your Team Sucks 2025: Buffalo Bills Day to all who celebrate
Terry Fox was forced to end his Marathon of Hope 45 years ago today, just east of Thunder Bay. I spent some time, and shed a few tears, at the Terry Fox Memorial earlier this summer. Absolutely the greatest Canadian. Literally gave all he had to help others.
Probably even punky brewster idk
There was a “sex change” episode in like every 80’s sitcom
The Yigas finally figured out Autobuild
Obi-Wan: this kid sucks Qui-Gon: yeah he puts the mid in midichlorians Anakin: I heard that Qui-Gon: I legally own you
Goodnight moon. Goodnight brush. Goodnight Trump. Say hi to Rush. 🌕
When you play Rich Men North of Richmond backwards you can hear someone saying "Make America great again, dead man, Make America great again, dead man"
Aegon the Unworthy legitimized all his bastards on his deathbed and as a result, the realm bled
Hearing that Batman doesn’t go below the equator has ruined Batman for me
Pro tip: protest circumcision during the bye week
I love how someone called the new White House gold aesthetic as "Saddamcore".
“Such is life” were Ned Kelly’s last words before he was hanged
“Hello mum, how’s Dad” “Oh Vyvyan I wish you wouldn’t ask me that. You know I have absolutely no idea who he is”
I left dosed milk and pot cookies out for Naked Pole Guy and this morning they were gone & in their place was the latest Dave's Pick
The Bills are waiving the Buffalo Sabres
Every cabinet meeting is like one of Eric Cartman’s tea parties
What preexisting condition did the Hamas camera have
Me all afternoon
Get out there and make some easy money
You're in their DMs. We're in them. We are not the same.
I’m so chill you can revive me with a 1990 Stella Blue
Current state of the NYC election
THE ROYAL TENENBAUMS (2001, dir: Wes Anderson)
Gonna do all his own stunts in the biopic
I would never let the cat out of the bag because I wouldn't put the cat in the bag in the first place but that's just me
NYT covering the troop buildup
You couldn't make Silence of the Lambs today because instead of hunting down serial killers Clarice Starling would be harassing dark-skinned people at the NOMA-Gallaudet station
Do they ever plan on crossing the Anacostia
I’m still confident that Apple isn’t listening to me when I’m alone in my car since it hasn’t yet recommended a neurologist that specializes in Tourette’s
I’ve got those in my office!
I have Curious George to thank for knowing since preschool that there are consequences for submitting false alarms
He should demonstrate his strength by walking at least 20 blocks
Current whereabouts: walking around hell wondering why he can’t find Ozzy
This photo of Lux Interior and Poison Ivy circa 1973, before they formed the Cramps, is haunting me. h/t @birmingham81.bsky.social
The Godfathers
It doesn’t feel like summer is coming to an end until we get to teams I remember being in the playoffs last year
Abandoned data centers will become America’s favelas
FDA warns public not to eat possibly radioactive You sold at the Jerk Store
Do any of them ever plan on crossing the Anacostia
soooo many cul-de-sacs are going to be named after him
Pedestrian at Best by Courtney Barnett
That one’s on the Onion articles Mount Rushmore
Bat out of Hell is the all-time top selling 8-track
The Quadrangle of Hate
This album is responsible for 95% of 11 year olds living today.
When a jam band plays its first notes at CBGB
Let’s remember this absolute legend youtu.be/fHxO0UdpoxM?...
This means two wildly different things depending on if you are a Democrat or a Republican.
The old guy who killed himself in Shawshank Redemption?
The old dog's learned a new trick It's called criminalize the symptoms while you spread the disease
Anybody listen to Surrender to the Air lately
Trickle down economics means I don't have to buy anything at your store since a rich guy is going to eventually show up and buy out your entire inventory
I was a lifelong liberal democrat. Then I saw someone ride a wheelie.
Happy 10 year anniversary everyone!
with that name he should've started a hardcore band instead
Got 99 problems but Honda bricking my 2013 CRV on the mainline Thruway ain't one
Trickle down economics means I don't have to buy anything at your store since a rich guy is going to eventually show up and buy out your entire inventory
The price of Seattle: even bluegrass bands cover Nirvana.
3:50 ooo they got a Queensbridge
Hiking is hard
He won’t go down on women what makes you think he’ll support Zohran
I am once again contemplating this banger.
Born at the just the right time to be a fan of the third-wave ska scene
have sensed some confusion re: the origins of stomp clap that i'm all too happy to clear up maxread.substack.com/i/170106944/...
Do I have to ask who owns the red cybertruck
Great now we're gonna get federalized too
I had to unfollow “Hot Masculine Takes” on the old site for the same reason
I’m really sorry but I’m going to have to unfollow you for my own sanity. Please understand it’s not you it’s me
Kevyn Adams is walking on the roof of KBC and yelling at reporters
Thinking about home games vs. the leafs this upcoming season
Everyone’s brakes are metal on metal
Fuck every firm that doesn't offer pro bono representation
