Meet Einsatzgruppenführer Gregory Bovino and his macho silver can of Mace.
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Meet Einsatzgruppenführer Gregory Bovino and his macho silver can of Mace.
An outrageous case of police brutality. Every cop shown gleefully piling on should be sued out of MPD. #ThugsInBlue
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#AltCitizen #Alaska
This piece of toad shit is one infarction away from the presidency.
And Edward “Big Balls” Coristine had the stuffing kicked out of him by a 15-year-old girl. #DefundTheDOGEBags
This is peak trumpcordion.
RFK is a well-dressed mass murderer.
The term is “grinder jury.”
Hey you short-fingered vulgarian, don't you dare fucking sell, barter, or give away one iota of Alaska to that war criminal.
For 90 years, Social Security has paid out every benefit owed to every eligible American. Now Trump is working overtime to dismantle it. We won’t let them privatize Social Security. Instead, we must expand benefits and its solvency by making the wealthy pay their fair share.
Dithering, doddering dotard.
Posting on Bluesky is weak sauce compared with taking actual steps to stop this. For God’s sake throw a sandwich or something!
1. A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves. 2. A dangling modifier walks into a bar. After finishing a drink, the bartender asks it to leave. 3. A question mark walks into a bar?
Read a newspaper. That’s not what he’s trying to distract us from.
We all know whom these two pervy creeps were looking at.
He spends $200 MILLION of your💰on a ballroom and his family doesn’t deny making billions off his presidency. As you cheer for him caging brown ice cream men & kids, he invades DC to cover a child sex trafficking ring and trashes the constitution to cling to power. He laughs.
Beware of flying sandwiches. #CloudyWithAChanceOfMeatballs
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Three really obvious questions to ask Trump that he isn’t getting asked: 1. Who transferred Ghislaine Maxwell and why? If you don’t know, why don’t you know? 2. Why did you pardon hundreds of violent criminals if you are worried about crime in DC? 2. How much is a pound of ground beef?
Folks in tejas, such as my partner and I, have thoughts on this first strike in what our friends at the @texasobserver.org called a "gerrymandering arms race." Hopefully the online factions that revel in bashing the (people of the) state over and over for repub antics here can see our struggle now.
My new story about the impending raids/arrests. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
Heighten the Fence!
Truly being “pro-family” means ensuring access and cost of care - including IVF - never stands in the way of someone choosing to start or grow their family. Trump breaking his promise about something as important as this might not be surprising, but it is cruel.
Warning: International war criminal Vladimir Putin at “wark” here. 💩🇷🇺💩
More of Putin’s handiwork, ladies and gentlemen. He is the Devil come to Earth. 👊 🇺🇦 🔥
#TodaysNeologism, courtesy of @pensivetoker.bsky.social, is “ammosexuals.”
Punctuationally, I miss my period.
People are being very obvious about using the phrase "feeling unsafe" in place of "being super racist" lately
Golden opportunity for a local sandwich shop to lead a rally outside DC Super Ct and hand out “Free Subs” coupons.
The poster child for All Ghouls Day
This is some BLShit!
Peak Brosef, yo.
We haven’t expanded the size of the House since before the baby boom. 42 senators represent states with a combined population smaller than that of California’s. www.pbump.net/o/the-declin...
Mark Wayne Mullet rides again.
Thank you for your attention to this mad hatter.
Make it so.
Alyia Gaskins is our AOC.
So hang on…. Trump is going to offer to open up FUKKIN ALASKA TO THE RUSSIANS?? Wow. Let’s see republicans defend this
The U.S. just saw the highest level of monthly layoffs since the pandemic — driven by DOGE cuts, AI, and corporate concerns over Trump's tariffs. "New Golden Age" for whom, exactly? https://www.newsweek.com/us-hits-highest-layoffs-since-covid-2111794
“Presence patrols” signal two things to Americans: overreach by “law enforcement” (usually against minorities) and a big waste of taxpayer money.
Let’s hope Cheetolini’s stormtroopers can locate this criminal element in D.C.!
No exposure required. It is clear to all that Comrade Krasnov *is* a Russian agent. Nothing else could possibly explain his actions.
Trump’s political hack nominee for the Bureau of Labor Statistics is already monkeying with the data. Earth to the Senate: Don’t confirm Antoni. https://robertreich.substack.com/p/trumps-political-hack-nominee-for
This “Truth Social” poster is not well.
God's plan was to murder a firefighter and give a lying pedophile some cheap publicity.
"Juan" harvests peaches in CAs SJ Valley. "It's HOT during the short peak season and it's hard to keep up the pace needed to make extra money. We climb a 14ft ladder. Our full bag weighs 40 lbs. We run to the crate and back to start again. We earn $30 per 900lb crate." #WeFeedYou
There will always be a Kentucky. [With apologies to “an England.”]
And let’s not forget “slightly diminish a band via augmentation”: The Beatless The Dolors Canned Wheat etc.
A name that will live in infamy.
May Mailman once saw a tall woman at Harvard and now all trans women must die.
Welp, there go the “free markets and personal liberties” of Darth Bezos! (Plus why do “you people” [i.e. right-wingnuts] all seem to accept the premise that the U.S. government deserves to “scrutinize” academic behavior? You want to *deepen* the state?)
She is Trump’s Stupidity Czar. And that’s saying something.
Meet Trump’s Stupidity Czar.
Man on left: “Gosh I hope he likes me!” Man on right: “Motherfucker, I’ve got you.”
Breaking: Cheetolini stormtroopers dodge joggers, contemplate purchasing cold bottled water from strolling vendors on a warm summer’s day in the criminal maelstrom that is Washington, D.C. #HitlerWouldBeProud
Putin will grope Trump. Trump will enjoy it. #ComradeKrasnov #TovarischTrump #ThePeeTapesAreStillOutThere #EpsteinDistraction #WagTheDog
Enough sophistry. Every single United States taxpayer is a war criminal. 👊 🇵🇸 🔥
Gee, I wonder if Tovarisch Trump is borrowing this dick move from his Russian friends. #ComradeKrasnov #ThePeeTapes
No need to fear the advent of fascism. IT IS HERE.
An excellent article from @davidrussellmoore.bsky.social at @sludge.bsky.social readsludge.com/2025/08/12/b...
Not to worry, people: We have all the D.C. criminal elements surrounded, and they cannot escape! (Mainly because the White House fence is so high.) #EpsteinDistraction #WagTheDog
Close, but no Clinton cigar: EPSTEIN DISTRACTION is a near-anagram of ONE DISTINCT RAPIST.
You cannot interpret that about which you don’t know shit.
National Guard deployed to protect the Epstein Files.
Challenge: post your last photo taken in DC to show what a hell-hole it is.
So, no national guard on January 6th, but definitely on August 11th. Makes total sense.
A DC crowd within sight of the White House calls for Free DC, not using the National Guard for a political ploy
Trump's raw authoritarian power grab in DC is part of a growing national crisis. He's playing dictator in our nation's capital as a dress rehearsal as he pushes democracy to the brink. This assault on freedom is exactly why we've fought for DC statehood and to give DC control of its National Guard.
The crime is coming from inside the [White] House!
And that this whole Wag the Dog episode amounts to nothing more than a monumental #EpsteinDistraction
Genuinely incredible that she's saying this with 2 accused rapists on either side of her
“…and to make sure that happens, I hereby announce my resignation.”
"Let me be crystal clear: crime in DC is ending and ending today."
Latest food craze: The “human Slim Jim” [per Colbert] diet!
I didn’t mind his taking away my health care…my congressional representation…my civil rights. But my coffee?!? 👊 ☕️ 🔥
Anas Al-Sharif steadfastly refused to stop covering the genocide in Gaza even after the Israeli government killed his father and repeatedly threatened his own life. Now he is has been murdered by the IDF at age 28. May his sacrifice not be in vain. #FreePalestine www.democracynow.org/2025/8/11/al...
@freedcproject.bsky.social is holding a rally to protest Trump’s plans to take federal control of the police department. If you’re in the area and able to join, please do! Follow them on Bluesky to stay updated on future events.
More and more Democrats in Congress understand that spending billions of taxpayer dollars to starve children in Gaza is not acceptable. It’s time Republicans came on board. No more military aid to Netanyahu’s war machine.
From the War on Poverty to the War on the Poor. #AmericanRegression
Barely an hour ago, Palestinian journalist Anas Al-Sharif warned us all: “If this madness doesn’t end, Gaza will be reduced to ruins, its people’s voices silenced, their faces erased — and history will remember you as silent witnesses to a genocide you chose not to stop.” Israel just killed him.
The choice is obvious.
Paging Louis Guss!
“Weaponized mockery” is the new “good trouble.” www.marytrump.org/p/todays-top...
Something tells me Mary won’t be bringing the sweet-potato-and-apple casserole to Uncle Donald’s Thanksgiving get-together. www.marytrump.org/p/todays-top...
When did “the human Slim Jim” [per Colbert] *ever* “follow the science” or “speak the truth”? Hey, hey, RFK: How many kids will you kill today?
Yet one more event the Gray Lady apparently does not deem to be “news fit to print.” @nytimes.com
If they awarded Olympic medals for mendacity, stupidity, and corruption, says Mary Trump, her Unca Donald would win them all. www.marytrump.org/p/todays-top...
Thank you for these facts, Fact Point. Another person who got the point was Asher Watkins.
Coenraad Vermaak Safaris perverts the definition of “unprovoked.” www.npr.org/2025/08/09/g...
Please sign and share our petition to remove RFK Jr. www.change.org/p/rfk-jr-mus...
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Good riddance to bad garbage: Asher Watkins, Texas real-estate magnate gored to death by the Cape buffalo he was attempting to slaughter. (“Elon, big-game hunting is fun!”)
If Steve Witkoff had worked for Truman we would have dropped the bombs on ourselves and unconditionally surrendered to Japan
#TodaysNeologism, courtesy of @mooseallain.bsky.social, is “pierogitive.”
But Trump loves and respects our veterans.
The fact that Trans service members who are forced to leave the military are being denied early retirement pension if they are 15-19 years in, is angering and should anger all Americans. Meanwhile the draft dodging fat-assed douche canoe clown balls of a President dodged the draft.