condo potato π₯ (@condopotato.bsky.social)
The Etsy witch with 8 consecutive wins for the Mariners. Un fucking real
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The Etsy witch with 8 consecutive wins for the Mariners. Un fucking real
Disney Prime Video + (@disneyprimevideo.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
πhi hi @wsj.com π - KH
Kate Tuttle (@katekilla.bsky.social) reposted
I shouldn't be shocked, but I'm still always brought up short to realize how many people think "civility" means "white people speaking in relatively calm voices" no matter what vile shit they say.
condo potato π₯ (@condopotato.bsky.social)
Went to sleep and woke up with Mariners leading the division. Conclusion: died in sleep
Gallifreyan Jedi (@jediofgallifrey.bsky.social) reposted
haven't seen any leading democrats respond to this by tripping over one another to announce that political violence is never acceptable
Josh Fruhlinger (@jfruh.bsky.social) reposted
I guess the main thing Iβm learning this week is that lots of elite media people knew charlie kirk personally and didnβt know any minnesota state legislators
condo potato π₯ (@condopotato.bsky.social) reply parent
And you know it's not about those dead kids either. It's about some dipshit who spent his time on earth taking billionaire money to make the world a much worse place
mike taddow (@miketaddow.bsky.social) reposted
live from new york
Rick City (@rickcity.bsky.social) reposted
Charlie Kirk wasn't from New York. He didn't live in New York. The shooting didn't happen in New York. In July he Tweeted "Was just in NYC all weekend with our family. Never felt safe. So many people in the city who donβt belong." Why did the New York Yankees have a moment of silence for him?
Gallifreyan Jedi (@jediofgallifrey.bsky.social) reposted
the thing about playing by rules that the other team doesn't have to play by is that you fucking lose and you're also stupid and you're also getting everyone else killed
condo potato π₯ (@condopotato.bsky.social) reply parent
The "don't provoke them" stage is long past. They already have control. We are fully in the "make fascism too costly to maintain" phase
condo potato π₯ (@condopotato.bsky.social) reply parent
As always, the truth will miss many/most of the people who heard the lie. And all of them will still have it in their minds for confirmation bias next time. Mission accomplished as far as this ghoulish freak is concerned.
condo potato π₯ (@condopotato.bsky.social)
Oh my god that joke is so specific to me and my interests holy shit
condo potato π₯ (@condopotato.bsky.social) reply parent
Applies to other hobbies as well! This is how I was with bowling when I could still bowl
condo potato π₯ (@condopotato.bsky.social)
I'm not an accelerationist, but we can't keep letting people experience a disconnect between electing psychopaths and feeling the effects psychopathic policies. There is one and only one way to stop fascism -- make the cost of fascism higher than fascists are willing to pay.
condo potato π₯ (@condopotato.bsky.social) reply parent
Incredible game except for when he sneezed and farted at the same time there
condo potato π₯ (@condopotato.bsky.social) reply parent
Did they at least add that it's a happy coincidence?
condo potato π₯ (@condopotato.bsky.social)
Dylan Moore officially has as much bWAR over 12 plate appearances with the Rangers as he had over his previous 213 with the Mariners. If you don't know what that means, this is how I feel about it as a Mariners fan:
condo potato π₯ (@condopotato.bsky.social) reply parent
That's how I want to see Ang in the booth tomorrow
condo potato π₯ (@condopotato.bsky.social) reply parent
You gonna make us guess which post this guy's wife enjoyed?
condo potato π₯ (@condopotato.bsky.social) reply parent
If he's wrong, I would love to know more, because this is an important topic I would like to be informed on
condo potato π₯ (@condopotato.bsky.social) reply parent
The best source for info I have on this topic is this guy on tiktok. I believe he is getting his phd in urban planning or something similar. Sorry for his attitude in the video, he's responding to someone here but it's the most concise video of his I could find on the topic :)
condo potato π₯ (@condopotato.bsky.social)
Sam Altman. September, 2025. "Seems like there are really a lot of LLM-run twitter accounts" He cannot fucking be for real
condo potato π₯ (@condopotato.bsky.social) reply parent
And trans women -- the most celebrated and protected of all!
condo potato π₯ (@condopotato.bsky.social)
So Trump is going to tell us he's dead today, do I have that right
condo potato π₯ (@condopotato.bsky.social) reply parent
condo potato π₯ (@condopotato.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes I did eat a marijuana edible, thank you for asking
condo potato π₯ (@condopotato.bsky.social)
Does putting cream in your coffee make it a mixed drink
condo potato π₯ (@condopotato.bsky.social) reply parent
I feel like I'm the only one sick of these airshows. Why are they here? What is their purpose and why does no one seem to mind how fucking loud they are?
The Onion (@theonion.com) reposted
White House Downplays Trump Hand Bruise As Least Concerning Part Of Body https://theonion.com/white-house-downplays-trump-hand-bruise-as-least-concerning-part-of-body/
condo potato π₯ (@condopotato.bsky.social) reply parent
Courage to do what man? I like the spirit but what are you asking for?
condo potato π₯ (@condopotato.bsky.social) reply parent
He could have been a little more to the right, but you gotta come into fair territory by definition to tag the bag without a safety bag
condo potato π₯ (@condopotato.bsky.social)
Another player (Miguel Vargas) injured at first base because the league won't put in a safety bag, which would cost them nothing.
condo potato π₯ (@condopotato.bsky.social) reply parent
condo potato π₯ (@condopotato.bsky.social) reply parent
We're fighting the fall of democracy with the seriousness of a middle school pep rally
condo potato π₯ (@condopotato.bsky.social)
Can someone please give me like $100,000 so I can move to Seattle please. Please bro
condo potato π₯ (@condopotato.bsky.social) reply parent
condo potato π₯ (@condopotato.bsky.social)
Let's make it a clean 50! WHY NOT!
condo potato π₯ (@condopotato.bsky.social)
"There's just 15 of them. You won't even miss them"
condo potato π₯ (@condopotato.bsky.social) reply parent
condo potato π₯ (@condopotato.bsky.social) reply parent
This was posted by the official Seattle Sounders account
Flat Pluto Society (@adhdgobl.in) reposted
Mariners are 1-0 when a toddler dives face first into a bag of popcorn.
condo potato π₯ (@condopotato.bsky.social) reply parent
He uh came out in support of Gavin's uh redistricting plan, but he uh could be doing a lot more
condo potato π₯ (@condopotato.bsky.social)
"I was the fastest girl in my school but I couldn't beat trans athletes" Then you weren't the fastest girl in your school, dipshit
condo potato π₯ (@condopotato.bsky.social) reply parent
I do think the rank and file genuinely cares about this shit -- because they're made to. If they didn't have TV and social media telling them to be mad about it though, they never would have noticed. The people making that programming know exactly what they're doing though
condo potato π₯ (@condopotato.bsky.social)
New personal record for population smallness of a location I saw on a map. Not sure I'm ever gonna beat 8. You could slap 8 people in one swing. You could date the whole population without the rest finding out
condo potato π₯ (@condopotato.bsky.social) reply parent
"OK so you start with the premise that everyone should act in their own self interest, at the expense of others. The rich own the jobs, including their profit." Wow man when does it stop sounding like shit?
mtsw (@mtsw.bsky.social) reposted
They like Trump and want to help him
condo potato π₯ (@condopotato.bsky.social) reply parent
How I feel when I wonder if people can tell I'm high
condo potato π₯ (@condopotato.bsky.social) reply parent
I wouldn't even say this was one of his better videos. He's very good at this
condo potato π₯ (@condopotato.bsky.social)
Strongly recommend finding this guy (Tad Stoermer) on the video socials. An earnest accounting of what resistance is, looks like, and costs is critical and he's very good at explaining it. Being raised on media where the good guys win without getting dirty has not prepared us for reality
condo potato π₯ (@condopotato.bsky.social) reply parent
Impossible to know until you open the stadium
π (@drain.bsky.social) reposted
My Bitch Elf Wife, Who Will Outlive Me By 100s of Years, Is Making Me Do The Dishes And Take Out The Trash, On My Limited Human Time.... SMH!!
condo potato π₯ (@condopotato.bsky.social) reply parent
Their 2016 coverage of Bernie changed me forever. Every day a new attack story, usually with zero basis, and when nothing new had happened. Just get it out there, barely a pretense of being news or insight
condo potato π₯ (@condopotato.bsky.social) reply parent
With respect, do you remember their coverage of Sanders in 2016? Same treatment. Every day a new story attacking him even if nothing new happened
condo potato π₯ (@condopotato.bsky.social) reply parent
"Thursday's data suggests, then, that companies will not absorb all costs incurred from tariffs but will pass some of these costs on to consumers in the form of higher prices." oh word?
condo potato π₯ (@condopotato.bsky.social)
"Thursday's data suggests, then, that companies will not absorb all costs incurred from tariffs but will pass some of these costs on to consumers in the form of higher prices."
condo potato π₯ (@condopotato.bsky.social)
OK so the Brewers are out of control. About to extend their win streak to 12. Anyone follow that team? Is this real?
condo potato π₯ (@condopotato.bsky.social)
Matthew OK band Immodestly Dressed Ladies
condo potato π₯ (@condopotato.bsky.social) reply parent
You don't have a choice
condo potato π₯ (@condopotato.bsky.social) reply parent
That's a good point. PCU for the same reason
condo potato π₯ (@condopotato.bsky.social)
Shohei just hit into a triple play
condo potato π₯ (@condopotato.bsky.social) reply parent
We're all tied
condo potato π₯ (@condopotato.bsky.social) reply parent
How am I supposed to know when I'm having a stroke when you're putting sentences like this out here?
condo potato π₯ (@condopotato.bsky.social)
Silver lining of descending into fascism: we can stop pretending the troops gave us our freedoms because we don't have any. Then again they'll probably just make it manditory
condo potato π₯ (@condopotato.bsky.social) reply parent
condo potato π₯ (@condopotato.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah oof
condo potato π₯ (@condopotato.bsky.social) reply parent
That's a good idea
condo potato π₯ (@condopotato.bsky.social) reply parent
Thankfully I have a backup team for just such an emergency. Unfortunately they are also not playing. But I have a third team. Who are also not playing
condo potato π₯ (@condopotato.bsky.social)
First female umpire score card (for calling balls/strikes). I was (maybe unrealistically) hoping she'd be be above average but with this much pressure and being a rookie, -1.4% is really pretty good -- essentially average. Misogynists fuck off forever
Matt the Buff Dad (Defiant!) (@undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online) reposted
Being poor isnβt a moral failing but being a billionaire is.
condo potato π₯ (@condopotato.bsky.social)
Obviously insane, but side note: Trump didn't tell homeless people anything. He said something, presumably to the media. That's a very different act than delivering the actual message to people and an important distinction. When the fascists say "we told you to leave," you need to know they didn't
condo potato π₯ (@condopotato.bsky.social) reply parent
I think she probably just needs a one call grace. From what else I saw, she did well. Looking forward to the ump score card
condo potato π₯ (@condopotato.bsky.social)
condo potato π₯ (@condopotato.bsky.social) reply parent
Not how I meant to spell that but who cares LET'S GO
condo potato π₯ (@condopotato.bsky.social)
CAL RALAIGH
condo potato π₯ (@condopotato.bsky.social) reply parent
The attempted metagaming by laypeople has been disasterous and obnoxious
Adam Doctolero (@adamdoctolero.bsky.social) reposted
Aw hell, Guccione had to go and make me like him. π₯Ή
condo potato π₯ (@condopotato.bsky.social) reply parent
Checking it now and it's not the video call. Their video call is a quiet "oh baby." They don't have the radio call preserved on mlb.tv though so I can't check that (both link to the Mariners radio)
condo potato π₯ (@condopotato.bsky.social) reply parent
Plays don't get closer than this. Correctly officiated (safe) -- no challenge!
condo potato π₯ (@condopotato.bsky.social) reply parent
condo potato π₯ (@condopotato.bsky.social) reply parent
First base I believe
condo potato π₯ (@condopotato.bsky.social) reply parent
Her name is Jen Pawol btw
condo potato π₯ (@condopotato.bsky.social)
About to witness history: the first female umpire in a regular season MLB game. (Miami v Atlanta) starting in 5 minutes
condo potato π₯ (@condopotato.bsky.social)
Incredibly stupid but I take this as a moral victory in the disagreement my wife and I have whether this place as an entrance/exit (apart from the kitchen). The AI agrees with me that it doesn't π
Amanda Wong (@amandawtwong.bsky.social) reposted
Wonderful things are happening in the Anne of Green Gables subreddit
condo potato π₯ (@condopotato.bsky.social) reply parent
I love these Mariner rookies :D
condo potato π₯ (@condopotato.bsky.social) reply parent
condo potato π₯ (@condopotato.bsky.social) reply parent
That third pic goes absolutely crazy
condo potato π₯ (@condopotato.bsky.social)
Looking up info about the Seattle PWHL team and this player (Hannah Murphy) profile picture made me smile. I guess when she normally looks like the other picture, she wants to glam it up sometimes
condo potato π₯ (@condopotato.bsky.social) reply parent
Glad to hear it! The new B&B stuff is all good too
Brendel (@brendelbored.bsky.social) reposted
Hideo Kojima presents Madden 27