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Condré 3000

@condre3k.bsky.social

West Coast Seattle Boy like Jimi. Seattle sports, Werder Bremen, UW Huskies, & LA clippers fan. 🌹

created September 8, 2023

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You think I can afford Walmart glassware?

15/9/2025, 4:48:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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About to?!

15/9/2025, 4:41:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Werder 4-0 win ✅ Germany Euro 🏀 champs ✅ Seahawks win ✅ Mariners win/first place ✅ Cal Raleigh tied Mickey Mantle ✅ Penix primetime W ✅ Very rare perfect sports day 🍻

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15/9/2025, 3:13:00 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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CAL RALEIGH GREATNESS

14/9/2025, 8:20:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Things that spark joy

Eurobasket finals, Germany wins over Turkey 88-83
14/9/2025, 8:03:52 PM | 13 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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So unfair that Orlando gets Franz and Paolo together for years and years.

14/9/2025, 8:01:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Werder 4-0 win ✅ Germany Euro champs ✅ Seahawks beat freakboy ✅ Do your thing, M’s.

14/9/2025, 7:59:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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EUROBASKET CHAMPS 🇩🇪

14/9/2025, 7:53:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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HE SHOWED UP LATE BUT HE SHOWED UP

14/9/2025, 7:52:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Awful day for Dennis Schröder to not show up :/

14/9/2025, 7:15:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Franz Wagner is so damn good.

14/9/2025, 6:30:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How long until we can move on from Kubiak?

14/9/2025, 6:19:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well it was a fun run for Germany #Eurobasket

14/9/2025, 6:07:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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DK Metcalf drops finally helping the Seahawks. It’s nice.

14/9/2025, 5:59:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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14/9/2025, 5:27:12 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I LOVE WERDER BREMEN

14/9/2025, 5:04:01 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m spoiled with incredible halftime entertainment #Werder

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14/9/2025, 4:26:48 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am in love with the Horst Steffen era.

14/9/2025, 3:57:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mbanger. #BMGSVW #werder

14/9/2025, 3:46:00 PM | 17 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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BANGer

14/9/2025, 3:45:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Finally back 🥲

14/9/2025, 2:54:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We love our fellow husky owner JP Crawford

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14/9/2025, 2:59:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Never seen the first down line chase the runner before, couldn't keep up

13/9/2025, 5:14:44 AM | 436 59 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jorge Polanco is a joy at the plate lately.

13/9/2025, 3:17:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“On this day” photo memories are the best/worst. Accidentally wandering into a Chinese food festival in Köln while sipping on a to-go Kölsch was probably a top-5 day in my life.

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The 3 stages of grief: denial, anger, ballroom

12/9/2025, 4:19:09 PM | 4539 937 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Senator Bernie Sanders (@sanders.senate.gov) reposted

For generations doctors have understood that germs — like bacteria or viruses — cause infectious diseases. Yet we now have an HHS Secretary casting doubt on the germ theory — the foundation of modern medicine. That’s not only unacceptable, it is dangerous. RFK Jr. must resign.

12/9/2025, 4:48:01 PM | 3678 1093 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bootleg Franz jersey ready to ride again on Sunday 🇩🇪

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12/9/2025, 3:54:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dennis Schröder and Franz Wagner in international competitions.

12/9/2025, 2:41:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love international basketball because it’s the only time you’ll hear “They didn’t have an answer for Daniel Theis, they’re glad to see him head to the bench.” 🇩🇪

12/9/2025, 2:37:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Leo Rivas just brings a different energy.

12/9/2025, 2:16:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cal Raleigh’s most important stat in the AL MVP race: 0 photos taken with pedophile dipshits

12/9/2025, 1:04:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Leo Rivas walks it off for the Mariners with a HR in the bottom of the 13th

11/9/2025, 5:28:10 AM | 204 36 | View on Bluesky | view

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PLAY LEO RIVAS

11/9/2025, 5:26:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Even an Etsy witch can’t fix Dan Wilson’s fucked up mind and aversion to winning baseball games. God I’m sick of him.

11/9/2025, 4:50:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Amanda Lane Cumming (@amandalc.bsky.social) reposted

STOP FUCKING BUNTING THE RUNNER IS ALREADY IN SCORING POSITION!!

11/9/2025, 4:34:40 AM | 27 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dan Wilson hates baseball

11/9/2025, 4:35:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Solomon Georgio (@solomongeorgio.bsky.social) reposted

Losing so many innocent lives that we can only focus on the loss of the evil ones.

11/9/2025, 3:12:37 AM | 36 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Qagggy! (@qagggy.bsky.social) reposted

Cool FIFA World Cup Seattle idea: Elect Katie.

23/7/2025, 5:32:47 AM | 301 56 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Kluwe (@chriswarcraft.bsky.social) reposted

Fucking finally. Fight back against the bullshit framing that tries to make Dems responsible for everything. The GOP is *choosing* to create this kind of societal environment. They could stop it at any time. They have agency as well. They’re not fucking children (except when, well, you know)

11/9/2025, 12:36:01 AM | 4651 864 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ar-Fredazôn (@thefred.bsky.social) reposted

I would like to take this opportunity to remember Melissa Hortman, a serving Democratic politician assasinated by a right-winger.

10/9/2025, 7:54:17 PM | 8095 2430 | View on Bluesky | view

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Franz Wagner is one of the most enjoyable watches in basketball, especially for Germany.

10/9/2025, 8:10:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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George Kirby is such giving person. Never likes to keep a lead, always gives it right back.

10/9/2025, 2:45:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i truly hate this man

9/9/2025, 9:25:09 PM | 133 9 | View on Bluesky | view

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No more George Kirby if we want to make the playoffs. Please.

10/9/2025, 2:01:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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why what happened

9/9/2025, 1:43:46 PM | 108 17 | View on Bluesky | view

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What a game

8/9/2025, 3:38:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Woolen has money on SF, right?

7/9/2025, 10:57:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Crawford (@crawfordchrisv.bsky.social) reposted

Tariq Woolen did his best Randy Arozarena impression there.

7/9/2025, 10:51:10 PM | 17 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don’t know how this was a touchdown..

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7/9/2025, 8:19:50 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Florian Wirtz is a wizard

7/9/2025, 8:18:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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God I love Michael Penix so much

7/9/2025, 8:05:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Idk if Rüdiger should be playing the rest of qualifying

7/9/2025, 7:20:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Carry us on your Big Dumper

7/9/2025, 6:50:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Geno Smith and Pete Carroll are going to do great things in Vegas and I’m going to spend all year watching Darnold take sacks.

7/9/2025, 5:09:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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PENIX

7/9/2025, 5:07:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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RedZone time pls feed me your advertising slop

7/9/2025, 5:03:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The best problem in the world

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Jonah Coleman

7/9/2025, 4:10:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Starting a new religion centered around Demond Williams and Jonah Coleman.

7/9/2025, 4:00:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Me, struggling to remember Cal Raleigh's nickname, taking a wild guess:

6/9/2025, 8:55:36 PM | 1050 120 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is literally the corniest and stupidest fucking thing in the world how does anyone like these ghouls

5/9/2025, 8:55:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😍

5/9/2025, 7:11:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Wroxham Yachtsman

5/9/2025, 7:10:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We need an HHS Secretary who respects science and does not make policy based on conspiracy theories. Vaccines are safe and effective. Kennedy is threatening the health of our kids and all Americans. He must resign.

4/9/2025, 7:59:01 PM | 12160 3738 | View on Bluesky | view

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Most dysfunctional German team I’ve ever seen.

4/9/2025, 8:01:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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German defense looking rough :/

4/9/2025, 7:12:59 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Would very much like to skip the international break and get to the next Werder match.

4/9/2025, 3:49:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HANDS OF GOD (@handsofgod.bsky.social) reposted

Sliding into the Länderspielpause like Coulibaly … 💚💥 #SVW #werder #werderbremen #handsofgod @werder.de

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Profile picture SV Werder Bremen (@werder.de) reposted

Transferfenster geschlossen? 🪟 Nicht mit uns! 😎 Wir leihen Mittelfeldspieler Cameron Puertas vom saudi-arabischen Club Al-Qadsiah für ein Jahr mit Kaufoption aus! 🤝 Zur Meldung 👉 svw.de/PMPuertas #Werder | #Puertas

Cameron Puertas trägt das grüne Heim-Trikot mit weißen Streifen und zeigt mit beiden Zeigefingern auf die Werder-Raute.
4/9/2025, 8:15:58 AM | 157 8 | View on Bluesky | view

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Might be a blessing to miss the playoffs. I don’t even know who you’d start.

4/9/2025, 12:35:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don’t want to see George Kirby ever again

4/9/2025, 12:08:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I do firmly believe Dan Wilson wants to be fired.

3/9/2025, 11:50:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lol RIP Mariners

3/9/2025, 11:49:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Glad they brought up Ford and hyped his call-up just for him to sit behind Garver. Dan Wilson is approaching worst coach/manager in Seattle sports history territory. Think I’d rather have Tyrone Willingham managing the M’s.

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Still can’t believe Jerry thought a Speier backup would be enough smh. Really hope Hancock can improve in that relief role and help.

3/9/2025, 1:53:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I refuse to give em dashes to the AI

3/9/2025, 12:56:07 AM | 1596 342 | View on Bluesky | view

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Caleb Ferguson

3/9/2025, 1:17:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m at the point where I might take a break until Dan shakes up the top of the lineup. He won’t and I’ll cave, but still lol

3/9/2025, 12:17:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jordan Hudson and Bill Belichick later tonight.

The I Think You Should Leave sketch where the magician embarrasses the husband and the wife loses all respect for him
2/9/2025, 2:32:47 AM | 392 52 | View on Bluesky | view

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So unlike his defensive style to give up a first on 3rd & 20 lmao

2/9/2025, 2:15:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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UNC def has a Steve Belichick defense (derogatory)

2/9/2025, 1:59:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just unreliable whenever it matters down the stretch

2/9/2025, 12:29:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Luis Castillo is a turd I’m afraid

2/9/2025, 12:28:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Werder Bremen and the Mariners making good moves on the same day

1/9/2025, 6:42:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let’s go.

1/9/2025, 5:50:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SV Werder Bremen (@werder.de) reposted

DONE DEAL. ✅ Victor #Boniface wechselt auf Leihbasis von Bayer 04 Leverkusen zum SV Werder Bremen. ✍️ Alle Infos & Stimmen 👉 svw.de/PMBoniface #Werder

Victor Boniface mit einem Zeigefinger auf seinem Mund. Vor ihm steht der Satz
1/9/2025, 5:45:08 PM | 350 21 | View on Bluesky | view

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Crazy. Now bring me Puertas.

1/9/2025, 4:39:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Harry Ford time! Might be more excited about Leo Rivas being back up. And it feels like a true holiday being freed from Solano.

1/9/2025, 4:14:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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According to the transitive property, Alex Roldan is now better than Leo Messi.

1/9/2025, 1:57:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Love you, Julio.

31/8/2025, 7:22:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let Cal Raleigh manage the Mariners

31/8/2025, 6:19:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jonah Coleman is a dawg.

31/8/2025, 6:00:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Demond Williams is a monster. Please slide though, bb

31/8/2025, 5:34:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ryan Walters: paycheck collector

31/8/2025, 5:14:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When Jedd Fisch is your head coach.

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Fuck yeah, Jonah.

31/8/2025, 3:19:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Go Pups.

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Only tailgate in town with Cal Raleigh’s beer on draft.

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