I wish you and your family a (slightly late) Happy Labour Day! And I also hope your personal collection of students has a great year at school!
Canadian who believes in the greater good. Fredericton, New Brunswick, Canada. "When faced with the unexpected, he panics."
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I wish you and your family a (slightly late) Happy Labour Day! And I also hope your personal collection of students has a great year at school!
I don't think that's euphoria. I think that's heatstroke. You should probably see someone about that. Ideally indoors.
I want to go to this classroom. I want to sit next to the revolving chandelier of meat.
No, off Hanwell Road. I have seen them on the lower part of Hanwell, plus several on balconies at the apartments near the corner of Hanwell and Bishop Drive. Same lights they had last winter, maybe they had not noticed that the seasons had changed? Maybe on a timer?
Finalist in the annual Parent Of The Year competition.
I would probably go with "Thank you.", followed by "And again!"
Canada Day lights are appropriate for all seasons. Well done! (I even have a flag up since the end of June, and I had never flown a flag before in my life. The time has come.)
I do not drive a lot at night, but I am sad to report that some people have had theirs up and running all summer. I don't think they even took them down from last year...
Do we need to call Godzilla to do battle with Giant Sky Crab?
Your consistency is admirable.
I had to block someone who said Canada would make a great 51st state. Canada is not and never will be part of the United States.
"I cordially invite you to go and fuck yourself. Ta!"
Bubbles?
As a Canadian, I must also point out that it can be used to play hockey.
If you need any help in these matters, just remember to reach out to your good old uncle Enos T. Crabspangler. He is always here for you.
A good start would be to start yelling at children to get off your lawn.
You probably haven't started shaking your fist at clouds, though. Probably.
OOF = "Out Of Fucks"?
I am available for adoption. Um, just so you know.
Socks: the present you hate as a child, but love as an adult. {{{{{Socks}}}}}
😀 (Even worse, I am pretty certain that this was the second time I tried that gag with you. Maybe I will eventually learn that you do not know that song. Maybe. Eventually.)
It wasn't a squat. It was a squat lobster.
Sumo.
Your career as a motivational speaker is coming along nicely.
An old one but one of my faves…..
A lifestyle choice.
Illinois stands with Ukraine today, and always. Slava Ukraini!
She did catch the mouse, at least. She gets some decent Cat Points for that.
The patriarchy. If men say it, it just has to be true. (Which is what happens when men have been allowed to write the rules and make the decisions since, well...forever. And such a fine job we have done of it, eh?) (I'll come out and say it: my kind are shit. Women really do need to take over.)
Thank you for your service.
Whatever it is, just be quick about it.
In other words.....a Briton? (I will duck now, just to be safe.)
Yes, at least some times. I am more concerned that there *are* pancakes, rather than how they are presented.
Today’s message for the world 💙
After the 7th, weren't you starting to get a touch.....edgy?
And now the hunter has become the hunted.
Pro tip: next time, lose both shoes. People will just think you have rediscovered your inner hippie.
Do you at least have a selection of evil stepsisters?
Looks more like they just spotted Mothra.
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
Really though, you did see the stars. Just not the ones in the sky.
Too much pickle.
I think you need a new attendant. This one does not grovel very well. Maybe they sell them on Temu, now?
Praise be and pass the bong!
They should pay you extra as compensation for what this poor poor cat just went through.
Dog smelling things so you don't have to. *Good* dog.
We don't need to worry about how much Trump rides on Air Force One. We need to worry about how many times he rode on Epstein's plane. Release the #EpsteinFiles.
Don't forget to include "Double-Nought Spy (but I'm not supposed to talk about it)"
There is a place for that, too. Sometimes the quiet approach is too subtle...with some people, at least. Always good to have a well-stocked toolbox. (And the knowledge and wisdom to know which one to use for each situation.) ❤️
I think that was handled very well.
People in Bangkok are so clever, they always know Wat's Wat. . . . . . I'll show myself out, now.
Around the same in Fredericton, but it might not have hit the high temperature for today. Way too hot and WAY too dry.
Swiss Army Socket?
Evidence? I need to see charts and graphs and read witness testimony. Also, the study needs to be peer-reviewed. And repeatable.
I think this officially makes you a Space Pirate. You should get an appropriate hat.
@heyfren.bsky.social
The animal can be of your own choosing, but a cat or a dog is preferred, because people tend to like those. (Background music is entirely up to you, but it should not be jazz, because that is too chaotic.) There! A plan! (Disclaimer: this may not, in fact, be a good plan. But it is a plan.)
Ok then. Every Sunday morning at precisely 02:45 (in your time zone, whatever that might be). The content drop will be a mix of textual reflections on your life experiences, along with at least one video (not too long, as your audience has limited attention spans). Videos should include one animal.
From this I would guess...D. Better take along an L as well.
My belated thank you for this cat.
While I admit that having your own Void is a strong attraction, I do have to ask one very serious question: What exactly is a "J"?
What about in a previous life? Did you run over the King's dog or something?
You make a very good point with #2. I am taking notes. Or, I will be taking notes if I ever get around to taking notes.
The Axis of Meh-vil?
I know many who do, but it is just not for me.
A soup, but not one I would eat.
I have to go to work. Will he be dead if I go to work? I'd like to do my part.
I think the reason he hates Mexicans so much is that when he was in school, a little Mexican boy punched him in the face, called him fat, and took his lunch money. And he just never got over that. SAD.
I wish you a Very Happy Birthday! I hope someone gets you a new calendar, because I think the one you have is running a bit fast. ❤️
I have not crossed the border since 1985, and I have no plans of ever doing it again. I could not find a compelling reason to go there from 1985 to 2016, and since then, I have found several compelling reasons to NOT go.
Oh no, my parachute did not open!!!
Are we still talking about the Epstein Files? We are? Cool! Don’t stop.
Yes, please be ok. ❤️
Having both boob sweat and back sweat is evidence of a great symmetry in your life, and this strongly suggests that you are a very well-balanced person. A bit damp, perhaps. But well-balanced.
Would that not be microsurgery?
The disembodied hand looks ominous. Reminds me of something...
(P.S. - You should come to Kings Landing this summer!)
With the price of salmon these days, I think evolution is being kind to you.
Ditto. I am always happy to watch them.
And now the FBI is looking for you.
Probably multiple things, but I hope your luggage was not among them.
The cat.
I have always known them as weed whackers. I have lived in Fredericton for most of my life. I do not think I heard the term "whipper snipper" until relatively recently.
Easier to find shoes that way, too.
I thought it was written by Hunter Biden's penis...? Damn, American news is so hard to keep up with...
MAGA musicians have no business performing in Canada. We don’t want their hate here.
Hoverbird!
I hope the only underwear they can afford gives them competition-level wedgies.
Former presidents still have protection. Much harder to "deal with them".
Even better, you will have a cat on your lap! A warm, humid cat! WIN!!!
The choice clearly being to turn off the air conditioner in the co-working space, open all the windows, add a humidifier - a big one - and crank up a space heater. You will bring the outside inside, you will not cough so much, and you will be very happy and productive. Right?
A cat's work is never done. Quite literally. This cat is doing no work whatsoever. As it should be. {{{{{Quality Cat}}}}}
Do they still make chocolate X-Lax? This is a completely standalone question, which is entirely unrelated to anything else I may have seen or read in the past 45 minutes. It just popped into my head. For some reason. Yes.
Or diddled more things together.
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Leave us alone- how bout that 👸
❤️
Your dog might shrink, so it is best to stay out of the rain. You do not want to have a shrunken dog, do you? Well, do you?
{{{{{Continuing Education}}}}}