She sure plays a mean pin ball
She sure plays a mean pin ball
Lora loomer sucked the cancer out through his dick
Gonna start doing this to everyone
I guess the cat's out of the bag! I've been beta testing the new COVID variant which should be hitting store shelves this holiday season. While my NDA prevents me from going into too many details here's what I can reveal: shit sucks I hate it
When you feel bad enough that you want cuddles and head pats but not so bad that you wanna call in a bomb threat to the local news station
Some DNC consultant getting paid $500k to paste Gavin's milquetoast statements into ChatGPT and say "rewrite this as an epic trump tweet in all caps"
I love poe for when I have a device on the other side of planet earth
Hey Firefox users.
Sounds like she's just having the digital "yes man" tell her yes but in a more roundabout way
Poor helpless Kamala, absolutely nothing she could do in her powerless role as vice president of the United States of America. If only she had access to the president or his cabinet. Or the ability to call a press conference and voice her objections? Alas, no.
I think the fact that the Biden admin was actively lying about working towards a ceasefire is very relevant actually
they’re calling the most recent shooter in minnesota trans to ignore the fact that there has been an organized group of far-right suicidal school shooters and this person is very likely going to be linked to them as well
boycott microsoft
In this News Brief, we detail recent "updates" pro-Israel crybullies have pressured media outlets to make (some more willing than others) that give readers the distinct impression emaciated children in Gaza aren't really an urgent humanitarian crisis if they have rickets, cancer, or cerebral palsy.
Isaac Chotiner interviewed Biden's close friend and last ambassador to Israel, Jack Lew, and in the interview Jack Lew explicitly defends Israel killing children. Lew's defense of this is so offensive that Isaac Chotiner interrupts him twice and then says outright that he's wrong.
The biggest use-cases for AI so far seem to be killing children, driving people insane, and kids making deepfake porn of each other. I have no idea why this industry is treated even remotely credulously.
Here's the clip! youtu.be/ZGVKZQQSJkg
State and federal regulation prevents me from voicing my true opinions
Why is Sam Altman still a free man?
Useless, feckless, complicit, controlled opposition, we're running out of words to describe the level of cowardice on display here
Arch
I'm partial to the mk4 platform because 5-cylinder go vroooooom
The beetle for men exists, it's a gti!!
Definitely agree: Compare a mk4 98-10 beetle (black, mine) to the 12-16 a5 (white). They tried to make it into a cool roadster and it lost its identity.
Sudo kill -9 myself
He tweets exactly like trump, which is good actually and proof that he's epic
This was like lancing a boil.
RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
steam has 153 million users. netflix has 300 million users.
Sometimes I see people like 20 tweets deep into an argument with Grok. Like, what are you doing brother? You are trying to win an argument with a vending machine.
This was the actual requirement for understanding Gquuuuuux tho
I've been away from graphic design jobs (and doing manufacturing and production) long enough that my LinkedIn recommendations have moved from artsy to evil.
You do not under any circumstances have to hand it to Bill "bombing Iraq isn't enough" Kristol
Newsom has backstabbed trans people and homeless people repeatedly, but you’re fine with that because you’re not affected. People like you demand one-way coalitions. Morally and strategically bankrupt.
There are sarah palins everywhere for those with eyes to see
I hope she tries to run into a tunnel but the tunnel is actually a mural painted on a brick wall and she slams into it leaving a perfect Joanne shaped outline in the paint
it appears that @bsky.app have suspended the account of @jessiegender because a trans person saying "I wish ill on JK Rowling" is against the rules, so let me say with my loud cis voice that I too wish ill on all perpetrators of hate speech against trans people reinstate Jessie, this is ridiculous
I also wish ill on Joanne she can leave her Scottish Dracula castle and fight me
This is just matt yglesias
I think as a person with a full time job and a relationship I have to maintain, my primary hobby is purchasing games. Not playing them, just purchasing them.
Learning useless things like "art" and "culture" distracts from the truly important work of spending hours compiling pytorch dependencies
If you see this, post a bad woman you love.
this is a little known game mechanic but if you walk into the middle of a city in the pnw with a megaphone and announce you need help setting up linux, a handful of queer furries will spawn and install arch on your machine and give you the tl;dr + raid your pantry for snack food as payment
It's not new I've been like this
They're dabbing on us
May all your showers be golden 🙏
The first movie filmed entirely through Cameo
So annoying when you meet someone who thinks they can operate one of these irl just because they play Microsoft Toilet Simulator
Words can't describe the shame I feel as an American knowing this is being funded by my government. Our society is rotten to the core.
Steel Battalion (2002)
My dad watching me type "sudo chown -R $USER ./" And frowning in disapproval
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an incredibly entry in this grand pantheon
“AI can’t replicate the human brain” actually that depends on which human brain
"The Clarifier," new art at @truthdig.bsky.social: www.truthdig.com/cartoons/the...
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why do we need the NBA when my friend Charles can dunk using a ladder
New premium episode for all tiers! Videogames Are OK Maybe? - Episode 79 - Hole Dweller Two things have the same name but are slightly different. Enjoy! www.patreon.com/posts/135928...
I don't approve of Hitler's actions but mein Kampf is really well written and got me through a very rough time in my life so please let me have this
"I just love the Turner Diaries as stories but disagree with the political content"
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you joy and happiness
yeah this is great. i'll be using this every day for a while
Easiest prediction of all time
"My Democratic colleagues and I are writing the aliens a very strongly worded letter"
"we're reaching Ed Wood levels of stock footage" was the first thing I thought when I watched it.
@hello-frankenstein.bsky.social called it the first movie filmed entirely through Cameo
Just watched this with @tieria.bsky.social and @hello-frankenstein.bsky.social and I need you to understand that every scene of the movie is like this
AI filmmaking is peeing. It’s pooping. It’s throwing up. It’s a new kind of liquid coming out. It’s hated by the establishment. It’s what goes in the toilet. It’s wet. It’s what’s in the bathroom.
This is misinformation. My president always pulls his head back and to the left when he's happy
There are living survivors of school shootings you could interview, and it would really be their words and thoughts instead of completely made up.
Oh we can just post fanfic and call it an interview now?
Pretty yes obviously but also cool rad and sicknasty
I'm quoted extensively in this article about the occupation of Western Sahara where Christopher Nolan has been filming The Odyssey. www.themirror.com/entertainmen...
labubu for scale
he is risen
You look lonely. I can fix that.
Apollo winding up to throw a 90mph gift of prophecy fastball at you
Future mass suicide event that I’ll learn more about in the Netflix documentary about four years from now.
Warren and Markey doing MA proud🫡
Ghislaine is gonna get pardoned in exchange for new testimony stating "Trump never did any pedo shit and actually everyone who was ever mean to him was on the island"
State of fear is far and away the worst thing he ever wrote. Also incredibly racist for no discernable reason
The Core (2003)
Yeah can't wait to have an open dialogue with a middle aged trump supporter who's foaming at the mouth at the thought of their children seeing or thinking about a gay person (their kids are in their 20s and don't call or text)
I won't be in Chicago but I'll put RedVsBlue on my TV in solidarity
You'll change your tune when you learn it's a Labubu
Working on something
RIP to a real one
my favorites
Mr Halloween 