Curmudgeonly (@cookiebitz5.bsky.social)
"why you had nudes in your phone in the first place?" all the men in her family. somebody on reddit suggested she leave them a google review.
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"why you had nudes in your phone in the first place?" all the men in her family. somebody on reddit suggested she leave them a google review.
"C SHARP YAWL" (@prmativapostate.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
people still taumbout "the police"? and acting like men should be women's protectors when they the ones doing the shit
MrsBundrige (@mrsbundrige.bsky.social) reposted
Maybe your child’s inability to keep their room clean ISN’T some strategic attack against you but rather an issue with their Executive Function. Oh I know I know “well they can remember all the words to those damn songs….” Different part of the brain heaux.
shaka 🦁👑 (@beejonson.me) reposted reply parent
This is literally the most honest description for the US government that trump could possibly give the world. I'm hoping this is just trump being petty, though it's probably connected to his plans for murdering people in Venezuela. Gosh, I can't wait to see the United States of America collapse! 😭🙏🏾
shaka 🦁👑 (@beejonson.me) reposted reply parent
Or maybe, many of them are perfectly happy to have someone rid them of such tiresome theatrics. Now they can do what they've always intended without pretense, because by the time this orange fucker dies of a stroke, this will be the norm for liberal American politics.
shaka 🦁👑 (@beejonson.me) reposted
War.gov is now the official site for what was known as the Department of Defense in the US. It is honest, for the United States is a War Corporation that manufactures interventions to justify its militarism abroad and within its domestic police force, all in service to the capitalist ruling class.
Curmudgeonly (@cookiebitz5.bsky.social) reply parent
i know the ppl who can't get to the distribution spot appreciate the hell out of you for that
Curmudgeonly (@cookiebitz5.bsky.social)
i'm actually setting up a fund for my family to request money from bc once i give y'all a house and a car and this lump sum, ion wanna hear no more sob stories. alfred can get you $25k right quick. call him.
Barbie Devyndarbė (@katchin05.blacksky.app) reposted
Curmudgeonly (@cookiebitz5.bsky.social)
fair
Saeed Jones (@theferocity.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
When I see people online, even in jest, suggest that people living in Republican-controlled states should be abandoned because of their politicians, I feel a deep heartache. New York CREATED Donald Trump and none of y’all are ever talk about it the way you disparage Alabama or Mississippi.
Curmudgeonly (@cookiebitz5.bsky.social) reply parent
damn! lmaooo free the homie!
Curmudgeonly (@cookiebitz5.bsky.social)
i'm going to start couch 2 5k again. i need to move my body. y'all keep me honest.
Curmudgeonly (@cookiebitz5.bsky.social) reply parent
very much internalized misogyny and a very specific thing that showed me how being reactive without thinking through what point you're trying to get across will trip you up.
Curmudgeonly (@cookiebitz5.bsky.social) reply parent
i hate this. i've said so many times i wish i didn't have to eat bc figuring out what to do with the food i have takes too much. and i'm always in the mood for chicken wings but "fRiEd fOoDs!" just let me perish in peace if i can't be happy!
Curmudgeonly (@cookiebitz5.bsky.social) reply parent
i'm not finna believe you so clean and wash 4 times a day but your drawls that bad after taking them off that they can't wait until wash day. is that what you want everybody to think?
Curmudgeonly (@cookiebitz5.bsky.social)
i remember when that lady on twitter said that she heard the black american girlies put their panties in the hamper after taking them off and she was so disgusted bc they're taught to wash them immediately. like, i don't think you realize the implication while trying to out hygiene us. at ease.
Spooky Moon🔪🩸 (@callmem00n.bsky.social) reposted
Yall get on here talking about how expensive the world is and in the same breath, shit on the victims in said world. Ion like that
Curmudgeonly (@cookiebitz5.bsky.social) reply parent
also, y'all don't believe them ppl when they say yeen gotta wash your body everyday but you do believe them when they say don't wash chicken. ian fw it. 😭
Curmudgeonly (@cookiebitz5.bsky.social) reply parent
bc if you not filthy, why you doing all that? 😭
Curmudgeonly (@cookiebitz5.bsky.social)
bc it gets increasingly ridiculous and proves their point every time.
Curmudgeonly (@cookiebitz5.bsky.social)
!!!
Curmudgeonly (@cookiebitz5.bsky.social) reply parent
tell me how it turn out! might be able to convince him still!
Curmudgeonly (@cookiebitz5.bsky.social) reply parent
almost called the police on them fools! i youtubed it and i think i can fix it but hubs said i might make it worse and won't let me. 💀
Curmudgeonly (@cookiebitz5.bsky.social) reply parent
basically leaving the budget for the last few months up to whatever i can spend. and i just imagined my house/car full of everybody's "we can get rid of this" donations bc it's getting done so other arrangements can wait. and i had to set a boundary. but i'm so convicted. these ppl need help!
Curmudgeonly (@cookiebitz5.bsky.social) reply parent
the men told us they needed clothes and one of my colleagues asked me to put a message in the chat about donations. everybody wanted to know where to drop them off but i already peeped how the budget for MA and a storage space is "being discussed" forever.
Curmudgeonly (@cookiebitz5.bsky.social)
as long as i'm blessed, i'm giving until it hurts. our MA distribution days are so hard for me bc there is so much need. every month, when we run out of supplies and have to tell ppl we don't have anymore, i feel despair and hopelessness. and increasing frustration with the city.
Jackal @ THE ARMORY (@prettyboyjackal.blacksky.app) reposted
This is the part that more people need to understand. If the socio-economic climate of the past 5 years has shown us anything, it's that the MAJORITY of us are one really bad day away from this reality. Compassion and empathy are CRUCIAL if we're ALL to survive.
☆babygirl☆ (@m4rti4n.bsky.social) reposted
That man, I think his name is Skrilla , that posts ppl in Kensington for content calling it zombieland DISGUSTS me. Addicts deserve to be treated like human beings wtf. I've talked to ppl out there. Given meals out there. A couple missed paychecks and you're in the same boat
Curmudgeonly (@cookiebitz5.bsky.social) reply parent
📝good call.
Curmudgeonly (@cookiebitz5.bsky.social)
the inconvenience did make my mom stop trying to borrow my car. 😭
Curmudgeonly (@cookiebitz5.bsky.social) reply parent
they told me $1200 to fix my side view mirror after i bent it backwards on the garage door. but i can just reach out and swing it back the right way myself so... 🤷🏾♀️ i ain't never going back in there.
Curmudgeonly (@cookiebitz5.bsky.social)
i pack my little flower, make a little hole in the middle and put a big drop of oil in, cover it with more flower. 🤌🏾
Curmudgeonly (@cookiebitz5.bsky.social)
hybrid, sativa or indica for reading on the porch all day. what y'all think?
Curmudgeonly (@cookiebitz5.bsky.social)
my car just gon have to put me down on the side of the road.
Candy✨ (@labeautenoire3.bsky.social) reposted
A story, in two parts:
Gregory the A'ight (@gregoryaight.bsky.social) reposted
Nah. They are poisoning Black and socioeconomically vulnerable communities so they can ask an LLM to code for them or whatever. If Black, Native, disabled, and poor people die first and disproportionately? Whiteness will tolerate it... and much, much more.
Mikki Kendall (@karnythia.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Please I am begging you to stop engaging with RFK or any other member of this administration as though they are sane or reasonable. They will watch billions die and call it evolution
Curmudgeonly (@cookiebitz5.bsky.social)
i said the other day that BA culture was unique and special and that's bc some of the ingredients may be the same from across the diaspora but the sauce is uniquely ours.
Curmudgeonly (@cookiebitz5.bsky.social)
but i said before, everything they do seems like little brother to me. then i realized they felt connected to the culture of their parents. immigrant culture but hadn't created one of their own in the place they live. that made me realize why they can't understand us having our own. foreign concept.
Curmudgeonly (@cookiebitz5.bsky.social)
looking for innit bruv culture was really what tipped me off. specifically them constantly saying we don't have a culture but they were connected to theirs.
Curmudgeonly (@cookiebitz5.bsky.social)
i'm just starting to understand how people don't think Black American is a real thing.
Curmudgeonly (@cookiebitz5.bsky.social) reply parent
let's gooooo little kitty kat. he don't want no mo'!
Chaos Cherub (@biensur-jetaime.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
So, for me, it was like, idk what's going on, but your mind and your d*ck don't seem to be on the same page. Once I'm feeling insecure/uncertain, I'm not feeling sexy and open. Now I'M not in the mood. Once I get into my head, it's a wrap. Ain't no crank start for my engine, unfortunately.
Curmudgeonly (@cookiebitz5.bsky.social)
!!!!!
Curmudgeonly (@cookiebitz5.bsky.social)
just multiple stupid things you think every kid's afterschool activities happen at the school?! half the schools don't have nurses. you think they got debate club?!!
Curmudgeonly (@cookiebitz5.bsky.social)
getting messages from the school 2 hours after it was over saying 2 buses just arrived made me think about that stupid ass transportation engineer tb no parents should be able to pick their kidsup until after all the buses finish their routes and the only car riders should be activity kids.
Pavel🐀 (@spavel.bsky.social) reposted
Two trials will be repeated endlessly despite always producing the same results: 1) Does UBI work? (yes) 2) Does AI improve productivity? (no)
Leta Lestrange (@joybella.bsky.social) reposted
Desafortunadamente, this is part of the residual effects of masculinity defining itself by its sexual prowess/readiness for ages now. Men have to be more honest about their own sexual processes and shit. Y'all not animals.
𝕻𝖔𝖘𝖙-𝕸𝖚𝖘𝖑𝖎𝖒 𝕾𝖔𝖈𝖎𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖘𝖙 (@upthetwerx.bsky.social) reposted
Also the idea that men are supposed to be easily and constantly aroused directly contributes to how hetero women participate in coercive sexual assault.
Kieran Ryan (@kieranryan.bsky.social) reposted
The blast wave rips through a tented village full of displaced people. Just war crime after war crime by a terrorist state.
Ms. Wong (@mauiwong.bsky.social) reposted
It's all the countries in the global north who are sponsoring the genocide, but yes! USE YOUR VOICE!
Curmudgeonly (@cookiebitz5.bsky.social) reply parent
turble
Curmudgeonly (@cookiebitz5.bsky.social) reply parent
!!!
Ashley C. Ford (@smashfizzle.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
As a society, not protecting children means protecting bad parents instead.
Albumism (@albumism.com) reposted
Groove Theory released "Tell Me" as the lead single from their eponymous debut album 'Groove Theory' 30 years ago on September 5, 1995 album.ink/GrooveTheoryGT
Shintaro Melodrama (@roiskinda.cool) reposted
Trump and his incompetent band of fools aren’t invincible. The US just doesn’t want to fight white supremacy.
Curmudgeonly (@cookiebitz5.bsky.social)
are there states you can change a minor's name without both parents consenting? is future not on the boys birth certificate?
Nicspalate (@nicspalate.bsky.social) reposted
I never got giving kids their father’s last name straight away. They need to earn it in like year 12 or something
Je Hyeon Sim 심제현 grampy radish (@naptime.theolive.garden) reposted
maybe the best thing to watch tonight globalsumudflotilla.org/tracker/
Solomon (@solomonmissouri.bsky.social) reposted
Marlo, Support me Bitch! (@ceereespeaks.bsky.social) reposted
Then to find out you really don’t even know that man offline?!?! You literally jumped in the line of fire to save an abusive creep and stalker that you don’t even know. Nigga….. that is alarming.
Cynthia Rose (@stillcham.blacksky.app) reposted reply parent
If you're still surprised that they do things that wouldn't be considered "moral" by THEIR OWN standards I don't know why.
Cynthia Rose (@stillcham.blacksky.app) reposted
Another of their BIG lies is that the so-called religious right are moral authorities on anything.
Pixie Thinks🧚🏽♀️ (@pixiethinkss.bsky.social) reposted
Anyone who still believes 🇮🇱 is willing to cease any of their atrocities is willfully blind. Out of their own mouths they have said they are extinguishing those people The people have told us what is happening. We SEE what is happening. At least give Palestine the dignity of belief in their genocide.
Glenn (@coffeeandpi.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Two guys who constantly need to remind everyone they're still in the race against a guy that just told everyone to stop donating because they've given too much already... Too close to call, really.
Kayla B (@queenofthesouth.bsky.social) reposted
I truly think social media’s biggest problem is that it made people think that their opinion is valuable just because they have the capability to share it with the world.
googlerinchief.bsky.social (@googlerinchief.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
We pinned the bullies down so well the kids never saw them. They think living loud and proud is an inalienable right. bsky.app/profile/goog...
Darkrose (@darkrose.bsky.social) reposted
As a Gen X queer, I think about this a lot when I hear younger folks complaining about the focus on same-sex marriage. I'm old enough to remember the stories of people unable to be with their dying lovers in the hospital and being kept from the funerals by spiteful parents.
Curmudgeonly (@cookiebitz5.bsky.social) reply parent
this tracks.
Curmudgeonly (@cookiebitz5.bsky.social) reply parent
Christians are horrible.
Curmudgeonly (@cookiebitz5.bsky.social)
was the complete opposite 10 yrs ago. now, if i smoked at all today, a glass of wine might put me down. 😭😭
Curmudgeonly (@cookiebitz5.bsky.social)
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Curmudgeonly (@cookiebitz5.bsky.social)
i hate when ppl are talking about "something going around." that's covid guys. 😭
Curmudgeonly (@cookiebitz5.bsky.social) reply parent
(pls do not trip all over yourself to let me know how many white ppl are in your city, esp if it's a source of pride for you. i know they exist everywhere. thx)
Curmudgeonly (@cookiebitz5.bsky.social)
my mind automatically rejects it when a yt person says they're from a predominantly black city. lol, idk why but in my mind yt ppl can't be from N.O., Oakland, Detroit, Chicago or Harlem.
Curmudgeonly (@cookiebitz5.bsky.social)
and if i even suspect for a moment...back at one.
Aaron Reichlin-Melnick (@reichlinmelnick.bsky.social) reposted
🚨NEW: Reversing *generations* of practice, the Board of Immigration Appeals gives ICE exactly what it demanded, ruling that any undocumented immigrant who entered illegally is categorically ineligible for release from detention on bond — expanding mandatory detention by millions of people.
Nora Reed (they/them ze/hir) (@nora.zone) reposted
being trans is not a negative outcome and neither is being autistic
shaka 🦁👑 (@beejonson.me) reposted reply parent
Oh, and archive the internet. Climate change will lead to more fascist tech bros shenanigans. Mofos are rewriting history like there is no yesterday. Actually, don't just archive the internet, organise it as well. And be inclusive: always think about our disabled fam, in everything y'all do.
Little Daddy House Shoes (@bronxboyjoy.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
They used to say J. Lo’s ass was huge
Kevin Higgins (@kevinhiggins.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
This is infinitely better than copying his demeanour online by posting in all caps
Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social) reposted
I already beat another guy who cut Medicaid, gave tax breaks to billionaires, and hounded multiple women who accused him of sexual harassment — might as well debate the one actually calling the shots.
Curmudgeonly (@cookiebitz5.bsky.social) reply parent
that's what i know of it too. idk if i believe this story. sumn stinks.
Curmudgeonly (@cookiebitz5.bsky.social)
music.youtube.com/watch?v=togz...
Curmudgeonly (@cookiebitz5.bsky.social)
do doctors do this without a serious reason? this isn't a 0 risk procedure.
Curmudgeonly (@cookiebitz5.bsky.social)
iktr. he had to endure for her to collect! know your worth and add tax, king!
Curmudgeonly (@cookiebitz5.bsky.social)
why y'all tb my parents? 😭
Chaos Cherub (@biensur-jetaime.bsky.social) reposted
I would literally vomit if I found out the person I married was a red pill loser after getting pregnant. Now I'm tied to your dumbass for 18-Life???
Curmudgeonly (@cookiebitz5.bsky.social) reply parent
he was so fine in Above the Rim it wasn't even funny.
Curmudgeonly (@cookiebitz5.bsky.social) reply parent
we all had it bad. 😂
Curmudgeonly (@cookiebitz5.bsky.social)
i still love this man. idcidc15 yr old me had a plan to find him and make him fall in love with me the minute i didn't live in my mama's house anymore.
Curmudgeonly (@cookiebitz5.bsky.social)
just saw a lady laughing about being a recovering hood parent raising a suburban kid. clicked on her profile and she had her school...nvm. lmaooooo
Curmudgeonly (@cookiebitz5.bsky.social) reply parent
this is the definitive statement on it.
shaka 🦁👑 (@beejonson.me) reposted reply parent
The internet should never have become something that companies and the ruling class would use to make billions, off of the backs of the working class and everyday people. Internet connection shouldn't be something anyone should be paying for. It's fucking absurd that we pay for it. It's fucked up!
Curmudgeonly (@cookiebitz5.bsky.social) reply parent
i have so many questions. 😭
Dr. Johnathan Flowers, Blade Wielding Bisexual (Lordean arc) (@shengokai.bsky.social) reposted
Who could have ever guessed that this was the case. Certainly not I. Nope, absolutely could not be me. I mean, it's not like X, King, Lorde, and Douglass warned us about spineless moderates as the biggest threat to American democracy.
kayfabe jones (@theliesofbryan.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
any time up till around the mid-90s
Princess Peach (@pearlofwisdommm.bsky.social) reposted
If I didn't have children...