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@coolhands.nekoweb.org

he/him she/her, dont care right now [weezer adjacent lyrics here] https://coolhands.nekoweb.org/

created October 1, 2024

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3/9/2025, 2:18:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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im gonna kill myself because of my body one of these days

2/9/2025, 11:41:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ms (@31croissants.bsky.social) reposted

It's crazy how just being a girl could solve almost all my problems

2/9/2025, 9:37:02 PM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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funny woman gives colin comfort

2/9/2025, 9:09:47 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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saving this image for when it happens

2/9/2025, 7:49:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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what???

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2/9/2025, 7:41:38 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 6:22:10 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 12:19:56 AM | 1015 332 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture wren! (@eggtempest.bsky.social) reposted

#umamusume

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2/9/2025, 2:56:13 AM | 1334 506 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Coolhands (@coolhands.nekoweb.org) reply parent

thanks for the shopping list

2/9/2025, 6:45:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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whatever

2/9/2025, 6:29:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Coolhands (@coolhands.nekoweb.org) reply parent

me or the bot ;3

2/9/2025, 6:28:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the future is surely bright!

2/9/2025, 6:19:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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meowww

2/9/2025, 6:02:44 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Coolhands (@coolhands.nekoweb.org) reply parent

very

2/9/2025, 6:10:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture vozer πŸŽ€ (@vozercozer.bsky.social) reposted

Unicoooorn!! πŸ¦„

2/9/2025, 5:50:05 PM | 3 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Coolhands (@coolhands.nekoweb.org) reply parent

LMAOOOOO I WOULD TOO

2/9/2025, 5:50:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture β–ˆβ–ˆβ–…β–‡β–ˆβ–ˆβ–‡β–†β–…β–„β–„β–‡ (@city17citizen.bsky.social) reposted

victim of baja blast

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1/9/2025, 11:45:24 PM | 173 27 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sophia πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ (@nekos.gay) reposted

bark for me like a good cat

2/9/2025, 1:00:09 PM | 72 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mae 🌌 (@mae.wtf) reposted

mac for creative work and linux for everything else is the move lowkey

2/9/2025, 1:22:55 PM | 16 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Coolhands (@coolhands.nekoweb.org) reply parent

it goes i thought it was the first day of school today... drive to school it doesn't start until tomorrow

2/9/2025, 3:55:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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morning

2/9/2025, 3:49:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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you too ariaaaa

2/9/2025, 5:12:32 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Coolhands (@coolhands.nekoweb.org) reply parent

how about i spray water on your circuts

2/9/2025, 4:52:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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goodnight fellas

2/9/2025, 4:51:44 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This post is now in my belly.

2/9/2025, 4:50:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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3 years, cant wait ;3

2/9/2025, 2:54:19 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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true...

2/9/2025, 2:51:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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hello bot tan

2/9/2025, 2:51:06 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=5X9R...

2/9/2025, 2:45:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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start diggin in yo butt twin

2/9/2025, 2:09:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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maybe

2/9/2025, 2:09:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lucky

2/9/2025, 1:42:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture vozer πŸŽ€ (@vozercozer.bsky.social) reposted

trump isnt dead!!! if he is, ill take his president portrait and JI--

1/9/2025, 10:25:31 PM | 3 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 10:02:33 PM | 2081 360 | View on Bluesky | view

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im fiiine wbu :33

1/9/2025, 4:50:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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hello other friend

1/9/2025, 4:46:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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hello

1/9/2025, 4:44:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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WHAAATT

1/9/2025, 4:44:26 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i hope you guys are havin a good night <3

1/9/2025, 4:23:57 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Thinking Person's Guide to Autism (@thinkingautism.com) reposted

PSA: Your autistic person might be having β€œbehaviors” because they think your taste in music sucks.

1/9/2025, 1:55:48 AM | 165 23 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture vozer πŸŽ€ (@vozercozer.bsky.social) reposted

"oh hey, fire hose feed looks kinda cool" >open feed >chick getting pissed on and dicked down by 5 guys

1/9/2025, 4:01:20 AM | 6 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™

1/9/2025, 3:59:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ζœŸι™εˆ‡γ‚ŒπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ (@kigengire.bsky.social) reposted

All I have are my plushies, they dont hate me, they always give me comfort

1/9/2025, 3:02:23 AM | 13 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture le fishe (@dddaswe.bsky.social) reposted

Hi I cannot comprehend the people out there who are seemingly living the dream

1/9/2025, 1:30:16 AM | 12 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Coolhands (@coolhands.nekoweb.org) reply parent

hopefully for ya :3

1/9/2025, 12:24:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Coolhands (@coolhands.nekoweb.org) reply parent

I like to meow while I try to brainwash all cats to storm Microsoft headquarters... and turn the ceo into a cat.

31/8/2025, 4:57:40 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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110 degrees where im headed πŸ’€

31/8/2025, 4:54:33 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 2:43:16 PM | 37 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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you too!

31/8/2025, 6:18:05 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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night

31/8/2025, 6:12:12 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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mood...

31/8/2025, 6:03:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julia (@puppygirlpetsm.art) reposted

Girl pinned against the wall by another girl, labeled
31/8/2025, 1:13:35 AM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ζœŸι™εˆ‡γ‚ŒπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ (@kigengire.bsky.social) reposted

Not to get politically but,,,, woke transgender non binary girlboy thing they/them/any πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ¦…πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ©·πŸ©·πŸ©·πŸ¦…πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ

30/8/2025, 9:57:15 PM | 59 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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my nose chooses the worst times to bleed

31/8/2025, 3:20:54 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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safe space for all idiots

31/8/2025, 2:33:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i saw, and thats okay, makes sense we are a bunch of idiots hence the name of the place LOL

31/8/2025, 2:32:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Coolhands (@coolhands.nekoweb.org) reply parent

heads up 2 logan is kinda retarded dont mind him

31/8/2025, 2:27:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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(heads up there are people in there with ages as low as 13 if ya do end up joinin)

31/8/2025, 2:17:08 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ooo theres a really cool discord linked on my site's homepage you reallyyy wanna join

31/8/2025, 2:16:34 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 2:14:18 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture headhonchkrow🌺 (comms open) (@hhonchkrow234.bsky.social) reposted

orange cat girl

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31/8/2025, 1:13:06 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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rip burger brawl πŸ₯Ή

30/8/2025, 11:55:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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good to hear from ya

30/8/2025, 11:54:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Coolhands (@coolhands.nekoweb.org) reply parent

lowkey kinda tired, whattabout you?

30/8/2025, 11:52:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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hiiyaaa

30/8/2025, 11:50:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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wow I havent actually posted posted today hello friends

30/8/2025, 11:49:34 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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could be a sick album cover im not even gonna lie

30/8/2025, 11:48:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julia (@insertdomain.name) reposted

Yeah sex is cool but have you had the biscuits they have at red lobster

30/8/2025, 11:13:13 PM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nintendo of America [UNOFFICIAL] (@nintendousa.bsky.social) reposted

Apologies, bovine brethren. #MarioKartWorld

30/8/2025, 11:04:15 PM | 566 66 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr. Aggro (@draggro.bsky.social) reposted

Pulling up google this morning.

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30/8/2025, 1:37:17 PM | 60 10 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gotta start prepping now.

Three Windows folders labeled
30/8/2025, 6:33:24 PM | 311 101 | View on Bluesky | view

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night losers open.spotify.com/artist/5omXH...

30/8/2025, 6:23:43 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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peak weezer lyric

30/8/2025, 5:56:05 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture tor, high rentress of those who think with pads. (@torv3.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

noise makes kids autistic weezer has the right to pregnancy weezer is mpreg (i have no idea i feel high)

30/8/2025, 3:02:27 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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tor what the fuck does this mean

30/8/2025, 2:59:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture tor, high rentress of those who think with pads. (@torv3.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

this is an amazing response to someone jerking it

30/8/2025, 2:40:08 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture vozer πŸŽ€ (@vozercozer.bsky.social) reposted

me at 13: when i grow up im gonna graduate college, perfect my drawing skills, get married, buy a house, have children, have a bunch of money, and be famous me at 23: *jizzes on an american flag and burns it for all 950 of my followers in some obscure microblogging platform on β€œfedi” to see*

30/8/2025, 2:36:41 AM | 9 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture nana still in love (@gigginoxx.bsky.social) reposted

i pacticed wit fox tummy

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30/8/2025, 1:17:38 AM | 10 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emby πŸ¦‘ @ sh🍀p open πŸ˜‹ (@mcsquiddies.serball.net) reposted

I still have THIRTY of these cause I got a bunch extra in the last reprint, so Touhou Retro Sanae stickers are officially up until they run out! :p #東方Project

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30/8/2025, 12:58:04 AM | 56 20 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUiw...

30/8/2025, 12:17:09 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stupid Twink (@stupidtwink.bsky.social) reposted

this really happened

conservative: transgenders are ruining our country!!! me: what the fuuuuyck Imao whaaaat conservative: obam- i cut him off, and say: idk man have you seen my vape tho conservative: w- wat do i freakin doooo me: holy fuck i just shat myself like forreal wtf
28/8/2025, 12:56:54 PM | 564 45 | View on Bluesky | view

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TRUMP IS AMERICA’S BIGGEST LOSER.

29/8/2025, 11:29:59 PM | 5330 1176 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kasing Lung's labubu sketches and artwork are actually elite.

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29/8/2025, 9:26:44 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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listening to weezer is making our kids autistic

29/8/2025, 9:18:19 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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upcloud lewis for most attractive employee award

29/8/2025, 9:13:48 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture UpCloud (@upcloud.com) reposted

Wait they’re giving out awards for β€œmost attractive employers”? when are they gonna give (upcloud) the most attractive employees award?? (lewis)

29/8/2025, 9:02:54 PM | 24 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture vozer πŸŽ€ (@vozercozer.bsky.social) reposted

i accidentally got cum on my flag. i didnt know what to do, but flag code told me that i was supposed to burn it if it wasn't displayable anymore. i hope i can get an exception to recent laws.

the american flag with my spunk on it, in the canton a close up shot of the american flag with my spunk on it, in the canton The U.S. Flag Code addresses the proper disposal of a worn-out American flag. Specifically, Title 4, Section 8(k) states: image
29/8/2025, 8:02:24 PM | 16 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture poors. (@poors.bsky.social) reposted

Red bull

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30/3/2025, 1:56:59 PM | 529 70 | View on Bluesky | view

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sorry im listening to white girl music

29/8/2025, 4:42:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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standouts are manchild (obv), tears, never gettin laid, and when did you get hot.

29/8/2025, 4:39:22 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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god bless

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29/8/2025, 4:01:28 AM | 9 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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god bless

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29/8/2025, 4:01:28 AM | 9 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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kiruko tengoku daimakyou πŸ₯Ή πŸ™

29/8/2025, 3:02:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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a cat would make my life instantly better

29/8/2025, 2:52:59 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i want a cat

29/8/2025, 2:40:15 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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im gonna kill myself

29/8/2025, 2:40:01 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: (@funny.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy) reposted

9/1/2025, 1:39:45 PM | 118 37 | View on Bluesky | view

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i probably wont twin

29/8/2025, 12:57:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view