Coolhands (@coolhands.nekoweb.org)
he/him she/her, dont care right now [weezer adjacent lyrics here] https://coolhands.nekoweb.org/
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Coolhands (@coolhands.nekoweb.org)
im gonna kill myself because of my body one of these days
ms (@31croissants.bsky.social) reposted
It's crazy how just being a girl could solve almost all my problems
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funny woman gives colin comfort
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saving this image for when it happens
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thanks for the shopping list
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whatever
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me or the bot ;3
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the future is surely bright!
tor, high rentress of those who think with pads. (@torv3.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
meowww
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very
vozer π (@vozercozer.bsky.social) reposted
Unicoooorn!! π¦
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LMAOOOOO I WOULD TOO
Sophia π³οΈββ§οΈ (@nekos.gay) reposted
bark for me like a good cat
mae π (@mae.wtf) reposted
mac for creative work and linux for everything else is the move lowkey
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it goes i thought it was the first day of school today... drive to school it doesn't start until tomorrow
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morning
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you too ariaaaa
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how about i spray water on your circuts
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goodnight fellas
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This post is now in my belly.
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3 years, cant wait ;3
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true...
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hello bot tan
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=5X9R...
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start diggin in yo butt twin
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maybe
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lucky
vozer π (@vozercozer.bsky.social) reposted
trump isnt dead!!! if he is, ill take his president portrait and JI--
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im fiiine wbu :33
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hello other friend
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hello
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WHAAATT
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i hope you guys are havin a good night <3
Thinking Person's Guide to Autism (@thinkingautism.com) reposted
PSA: Your autistic person might be having βbehaviorsβ because they think your taste in music sucks.
vozer π (@vozercozer.bsky.social) reposted
"oh hey, fire hose feed looks kinda cool" >open feed >chick getting pissed on and dicked down by 5 guys
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πππ
ζιεγπ³οΈββ§οΈ (@kigengire.bsky.social) reposted
All I have are my plushies, they dont hate me, they always give me comfort
le fishe (@dddaswe.bsky.social) reposted
Hi I cannot comprehend the people out there who are seemingly living the dream
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hopefully for ya :3
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I like to meow while I try to brainwash all cats to storm Microsoft headquarters... and turn the ceo into a cat.
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110 degrees where im headed π
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you too!
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night
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mood...
ζιεγπ³οΈββ§οΈ (@kigengire.bsky.social) reposted
Not to get politically but,,,, woke transgender non binary girlboy thing they/them/any π³οΈββ§οΈπ³οΈββ§οΈπ³οΈββ§οΈπ₯π₯π₯π₯π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π₯π₯π¦ π₯π₯π©·π©·π©·π¦ π₯π₯π³οΈββ§οΈπ³οΈββ§οΈπ³οΈββ§οΈ
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my nose chooses the worst times to bleed
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safe space for all idiots
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i saw, and thats okay, makes sense we are a bunch of idiots hence the name of the place LOL
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heads up 2 logan is kinda retarded dont mind him
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(heads up there are people in there with ages as low as 13 if ya do end up joinin)
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ooo theres a really cool discord linked on my site's homepage you reallyyy wanna join
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rip burger brawl π₯Ή
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good to hear from ya
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lowkey kinda tired, whattabout you?
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hiiyaaa
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wow I havent actually posted posted today hello friends
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could be a sick album cover im not even gonna lie
Julia (@insertdomain.name) reposted
Yeah sex is cool but have you had the biscuits they have at red lobster
Nintendo of America [UNOFFICIAL] (@nintendousa.bsky.social) reposted
Apologies, bovine brethren. #MarioKartWorld
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night losers open.spotify.com/artist/5omXH...
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peak weezer lyric
tor, high rentress of those who think with pads. (@torv3.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
noise makes kids autistic weezer has the right to pregnancy weezer is mpreg (i have no idea i feel high)
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tor what the fuck does this mean
tor, high rentress of those who think with pads. (@torv3.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
this is an amazing response to someone jerking it
vozer π (@vozercozer.bsky.social) reposted
me at 13: when i grow up im gonna graduate college, perfect my drawing skills, get married, buy a house, have children, have a bunch of money, and be famous me at 23: *jizzes on an american flag and burns it for all 950 of my followers in some obscure microblogging platform on βfediβ to see*
emby π¦ @ shπ€p open π (@mcsquiddies.serball.net) reposted
I still have THIRTY of these cause I got a bunch extra in the last reprint, so Touhou Retro Sanae stickers are officially up until they run out! :p #ζ±ζΉProject
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUiw...
Governor Gavin Newsom (@governor.ca.gov) reposted
TRUMP IS AMERICAβS BIGGEST LOSER.
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listening to weezer is making our kids autistic
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upcloud lewis for most attractive employee award
UpCloud (@upcloud.com) reposted
Wait theyβre giving out awards for βmost attractive employersβ? when are they gonna give (upcloud) the most attractive employees award?? (lewis)
vozer π (@vozercozer.bsky.social) reposted
i accidentally got cum on my flag. i didnt know what to do, but flag code told me that i was supposed to burn it if it wasn't displayable anymore. i hope i can get an exception to recent laws.
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sorry im listening to white girl music
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standouts are manchild (obv), tears, never gettin laid, and when did you get hot.
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kiruko tengoku daimakyou π₯Ή π
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a cat would make my life instantly better
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i want a cat
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im gonna kill myself
Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: (@funny.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy) reposted
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i probably wont twin