Captain Subaru baja blast: the falafel lobbyist
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Captain Subaru baja blast: the falafel lobbyist (@coolranch4lyfe.bsky.social)
Unfortunately, as you all know: Woody Allen Although he could have also been praising trump to avoid getting jailed by Putin But in that situation, it's a let them fight situation
Ellen Kushner (@ellenkushner.bsky.social) reposted
Farewell, Quinn. There was nobody like you.
Captain Subaru baja blast: the falafel lobbyist (@coolranch4lyfe.bsky.social) reply parent
His son cooper hoffman is starring in a Stephen king adaption coming out the month and it kinda sounds promising ?
Captain Subaru baja blast: the falafel lobbyist (@coolranch4lyfe.bsky.social) reply parent
Nah Seymour Hoffman had the perfect glasses to play his dad
Matt Mason - One Chaotic Author (@chaoticauthor.online) reposted
I know media literacy is at an all-time low, but some people are getting paid for spewing nonsense like this. Please... if you only read one classic this year, MAKE SURE IT'S FRANKENSTEIN!
Rotating Handles (@davidhdaw.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
The one ethical use of that AI voice changer tech is to make Meryl say “get in the damn EVA, Shinji.”
Captain Subaru baja blast: the falafel lobbyist (@coolranch4lyfe.bsky.social) reply parent
Okay but shinji gets to have an ian Curtis haircut
Arm Van Dam (@armvandam.bsky.social) reposted
another reason why Ben Smith has always been trash, that whole article he did about Ronan Farrow in 2020 in the NYT pissed me a lot about him, that was one of the most petty, egotistical pieces I've seen in my life borne out of pure grievance
Captain Subaru baja blast: the falafel lobbyist (@coolranch4lyfe.bsky.social)
I like that this is cowboy bebop font? We need more Meryl Streep in anime
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reposted
Okay he's gotta smell like shit or something given the expressions on background people's faces. Maybe it's mercury. Maybe it's formaldehyde mixing with partly-digested Big Mac. Maybe he just said "brains" in his godawful voice.
Captain Subaru baja blast: the falafel lobbyist (@coolranch4lyfe.bsky.social) reply parent
We use beyer over here
Reconstructionist (@unavaleable.bsky.social) reposted
cant wait to move to DMV and buy my next car at Big Bill Hell's, home of Challenge Pissing
Captain Subaru baja blast: the falafel lobbyist (@coolranch4lyfe.bsky.social)
Aw hell 💐
Captain Subaru baja blast: the falafel lobbyist (@coolranch4lyfe.bsky.social) reply parent
What’s the red hat? I gotta find a cool sports cap but I dunno what that would be
Brock Laser (@jasoncheathawks.bsky.social) reposted
the defector one
The Mall Krampus (@themallkrampus.bsky.social) reposted
The owner of the nearby pho joint is a Texas Vietnamese guy and is in turbo-cope mode about the Parsons trade. The NFL is back, bayyyybeeee
Captain Subaru baja blast: the falafel lobbyist (@coolranch4lyfe.bsky.social)
@jasoncheathawks.bsky.social I have a question : how many football. Teams did Los Angeles have in the 80s and why do some cities have multiple teams cos it seems wacky
Evan Rytlewski (@evanryt.bsky.social) reposted
“Smart reviews age way better than the mean ones” 🎯
GOLIKEHELLMACHINE (@golikehellmachine.com) reposted reply parent
imagine choosing to sephiroth post about a guy who is unlikely to win his own state’s primary, a state which is one of the largest in the entire primary electorate
GOLIKEHELLMACHINE (@golikehellmachine.com) reposted reply parent
if/when newsom runs, he will do so of his own volition, with his own donors and supporters, this ominous intonation of “liberals” implies a command and control structure that simply does not exist in american politics and *definitely* does not exist on the left of center spectrum
Brock Laser (@jasoncheathawks.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Captain Subaru baja blast: the falafel lobbyist (@coolranch4lyfe.bsky.social)
He’s got eyes like a character on Oz
MLC (@chicyph80.bsky.social) reposted
I gotta tell you, Larry Sabato is someone I have admired and respected for a long, long time. .....and I'm really disappointed in his framing of a few things since November. Add this to the list.
Sharon (@sharonk.bsky.social) reposted
it's cool that Jacobin either publishes really interesting stuff and totally horrendous readings of intellectual history
uosdɯıS ɐuɐᗡ ✨🦄✨ (@danacorn.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
To be queer in America is to have to listen to allegedly smart people insisting that you wanting rights is “elitist” and people who want you not to are better Americans than you.
Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social) reposted
Honestly, I think a lot of politicians on both sides of the Atlantic got psyoped into viewing salt of the earth bigots as more authentic and worthy than them and thinking therefore they must ritually cleanse their sin of education by rolling in the gutter.
Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social) reposted
My sincere answer to that is sometimes a leader has a moral responsibility to lead and while it is entirely possible and indeed quite likely voters will punish you electorally for trying, there are times when you still have an obligation to try.
Captain Subaru baja blast: the falafel lobbyist (@coolranch4lyfe.bsky.social)
Yeah I also don’t want this dude as a leader Hence the uk political crisis currentlu
Captain Subaru baja blast: the falafel lobbyist (@coolranch4lyfe.bsky.social)
Frosted Frosted Frosted
Captain Subaru baja blast: the falafel lobbyist (@coolranch4lyfe.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh i rented the cd if this a lot in college It’s a good autumn listen
Captain Subaru baja blast: the falafel lobbyist (@coolranch4lyfe.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s needed a new editor for a long time Honestly
David Avallone (@davallone.bsky.social) reposted
Pro-tip: if you’re an editor at a comics company — any size! — don’t “play around” with generative AI. We know you know artists, and given your position, you can likely get them to make whatever you want at a price you can afford. No one should need to explain to you what an awful look this is.
Matti (@mrbtx.bsky.social) reposted
Man seeing the outrage posters who hate Dems post "actually Axios and Politico do good journalism" is very funny
Captain Subaru baja blast: the falafel lobbyist (@coolranch4lyfe.bsky.social)
Corbyn’s disappointing Starmer is terrible I guess the lib dems should form a coalition with the greens
How Beautiful the Stars Are (@seed-corn-thoughts.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
To borrow from a friend of mine, whose account I can't find right now: it's like listening to a lecture on feline behavior that starts with the assertion that cats are a type of citron. It doesn't matter if the rest of the lecture is broadly-right, that claim alone is so wrong it poisons the lot.
How Beautiful the Stars Are (@seed-corn-thoughts.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
No, Ordinary Things, I do not find it particularly persuasive that somehow me having to pick up my telephone and speak to a clerk at the Pizza Hut to have my food chauffeured to me instead of doing it by text has a meaningful difference in the creation of apathy and antisocial tendencies.
Captain Subaru baja blast: the falafel lobbyist (@coolranch4lyfe.bsky.social)
Again Post 2002Blair is generally bad
Doc Revan (@docrevan.bsky.social) reposted
Captain Subaru baja blast: the falafel lobbyist (@coolranch4lyfe.bsky.social)
I hope no one’s tummy hurts and no shits their pants
Captain Subaru baja blast: the falafel lobbyist (@coolranch4lyfe.bsky.social) reply parent
And yes I meant to write connor mcgreggor-
Captain Subaru baja blast: the falafel lobbyist (@coolranch4lyfe.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks mister🎩
Strong Jersey איתן (@eitang.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
When he was my rep he was pretty closely linked to J Street and was also a major player in helping Obama get the JCPOA through Congress. So, none of this surprises me, he's always been this good but doesn't seem to seek the spotlight for kicks.
Captain Subaru baja blast: the falafel lobbyist (@coolranch4lyfe.bsky.social)
Japanese mayonnaise and miracle whip taste very good together on a baloney sandwich (I hope the gif is not Connie mcgeegor)
Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST (@chathamharrison.bsky.social) reposted
wait so we're bonding with conservatives by comparing something that happened when Trump was president to something that happened when Trump was president
Kerr Avon ♨️ (@kerravon.bsky.social) reposted
Daniel Gilmore (@gilmored85.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
At least Fetterman had a stroke he can blame it on. Dunno what the excuse is for the rest of them.
Reconstructionist (@unavaleable.bsky.social) reposted
Schatz is very much the front runner for senate majority leader after Schumer retires and he has very clearly cooked his brain on twitter
☀️ Starshine (@starshine.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Detectives should not be cops, cops should not be swat, humans should not do 90% of traffic enforcement, cops should not be the guy required to sign my insurance claim etc etc
Captain Subaru baja blast: the falafel lobbyist (@coolranch4lyfe.bsky.social) reply parent
Who’s this leffen boy character?
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reposted
Collective self-determination is a basic human right.
Alt-Effy Safety Board (@effinvicta.bsky.social) reposted
Guy who defends Indian schools because at least they were only raping the children and beating them for speaking their native languages rather than simply killing them all.
Captain Subaru baja blast: the falafel lobbyist (@coolranch4lyfe.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean 1950s political foreign policy theory almost never holds up , let’s be honest
Captain Subaru baja blast: the falafel lobbyist (@coolranch4lyfe.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeeesh When did he go neo con?
Brad Ewing (@bradleyewing.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Homicide detectives are a net good for society
William B. Fuckley (@opinionhaver.bsky.social) reposted
“Agent of the government empowered to use violence in its name to enforce its laws” is a pretty old invention, actually. This is what I’m talking about, this is just like magical thinking: you need *someone* to maintain and exercise the state’s monopoly on force. It’s literally unavoidable, sorry!
Kancho Yogo (@kanchoyogo.bsky.social) reposted
I saw dozens of people on here like a post saying it was good that two cops were murdered while trying to serve someone with an arrest warrant for sex crime and child abuse offenses. Why? 'Because ACAB'. Personally, I like the state having people who detain sex pests and child abusers.
Elle (@elleisanisland.bsky.social) reposted
Happy Labor Day 🙂
Captain Subaru baja blast: the falafel lobbyist (@coolranch4lyfe.bsky.social)
I thought we liked Jimmy carter? Cos he appointed Huntington
Darjeeling Tea Ltd (@darjeelingltd.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Giving acknowledgment to Trump & his voters any legitimacy is a path to losing. Pritzker has the right idea. Stop ceding ground. When they die of measles, stop talking about how covid mitigation made voters lost trust in public health, blame RFK and Trump and say you did this to yourselves. 2/2
Captain Subaru baja blast: the falafel lobbyist (@coolranch4lyfe.bsky.social)
The ghost of gg allin wrote this
Senator Scott Wiener (@scottwiener.bsky.social) reposted
On this Labor Day, as we face a federal regime that’s declared war on working people — dismantling unions, destroying jobs, empowering & cutting taxes for the largest corporations in the world — let’s recommit to fighting for workers, the people who actually make our country run.
Julianna 💎 (@batariangal.bsky.social) reposted
As always, my catastrophising about Britain should be understood as it being difficult to disentangle my feelings about the UK’s future (bad, but salvageable) with my feelings about my own future in the UK as a trans woman (get out get out get out)
Captain Subaru baja blast: the falafel lobbyist (@coolranch4lyfe.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you for those who got the joke
Captain Subaru baja blast: the falafel lobbyist (@coolranch4lyfe.bsky.social)
(Eric bogosian 1983 era monologue voice)
I may be invisible, but you're transparent. (@invisiblelad7.bsky.social) reposted
Parents navigate back to school amid fears of ICE and federal crackdowns in Washington | CNN Politics share.google/W0X2XOKvWZY1... As if parenting wasn't hard enough.
lowtax speedrun enjoyer (@rickywlmsbong.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
i cannot think of a show i’d like to listen to less than two airhead russian call girls ramble about politics
lowtax speedrun enjoyer (@rickywlmsbong.bsky.social) reposted
do people actually listen to red scare?
The Mall Krampus (@themallkrampus.bsky.social) reposted
I’m prepared to go public with my core political belief that anybody who can explain at least two of “Gaylors” “the name of Joe Rogan’s producer” and “Cum Town” should be barred from holding office or any senior managerial position in military or civil service
Connor Lynch (@connorlynch.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
They were way worse! They’re the quintessential example of what I think a lot of people mean when they say they dont want any cops. What they really seem to want is a clean slate of social anarchy in which to compete and reorder, and if you happen to get cops out of that and they’re worse, who cares
Yohannanx (@yohannanx.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
CHOP reinvented police brutality from first principles in like a week.
Connor Lynch (@connorlynch.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
the spread of the belief that there are no good individual cops has been actively counterproductive here. it also doesn’t help that all of the “no more cops” takes are usually “we should have much more brutally repressive cops but they’ll target my enemies” takes in disguise
Meatball Rob (@wrenispinkle.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Look dude I say this is a gun violence prevention activist and former civilian investigator. I executed inspection warrants, cited chuds for $1 million, and served papers like property liens for years, completely unarmed Guns are a problem, but the jobs are not as dangerous as cops make it seem
Aaron Ross Powell ☸️ (@aaronrosspowell.com) reposted reply parent
Break the police unions, put departments more fully under civilian control, make it easier to fire cops who misbehave, both to get the worst out and the provide an incentive to act better, and then perhaps require cops to have college degrees like we do with other professions, like teachers.
William B. Fuckley (@opinionhaver.bsky.social) reposted
Law Enforcement being a culturally chud profession is actually a huge problem in the near (surviving this admin & reasserting rule of law after) & long term (the actual governance problem of enforcing liberal laws) & solutions that aren’t “we should simply not have cops” are in pretty short supply
bill (@bill-of-lefts.bsky.social) reposted
I think, as Layla said, the failure of liberals over the last ten years has largely been failing to actually believe in liberalism. But I *also* believe the failure of the left has been in rejecting the principles of liberalism.
David Schraub (@schraubd.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
As someone who loved CVH before it was cool, I am curious to see how this shakes out from him — in particular, whether people want the affect of a firebreather (which he doesn’t have) or want the substantive policy commitments (which he does). He makes for a very interesting test in that regard.
Joel S. (@joelhs.bsky.social) reposted
Chris Van Hollen is interesting because he makes a center-left case for Palestine. He argues for Palestinian rights not on leftist but on liberal grounds. It is highly philosophically coherent to do that, and yet few politicians do.
Captain Subaru baja blast: the falafel lobbyist (@coolranch4lyfe.bsky.social)
As long as the uk green leader isn’t the hypno boob guy who supports Russia , we are good? Sorta
Kieran🏳️🌈 (@diptripping.bsky.social) reposted
Guys you better get ready for the cisplainers to come back because Corbyn has finally broken his silence and written a couple of platitudes on trans rights now Even though he literally has a transphobe as the party secretary and is more than happy to hug and welcome him with open arms
Captain Subaru baja blast: the falafel lobbyist (@coolranch4lyfe.bsky.social)
Does Gordon brown count as new labour?
Captain Subaru baja blast: the falafel lobbyist (@coolranch4lyfe.bsky.social) reply parent
Ohh
The Foggy Jew (@hmcevansoneya.bsky.social) reposted
Jeremy Corbyn spending a suspicious amount of time working closely with bigots, is it?
Captain Subaru baja blast: the falafel lobbyist (@coolranch4lyfe.bsky.social)
This is insightful and lovely
𝘎𝘰𝘥 𝘏𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘴 𝘍𝘭𝘢𝘨𝘴 (@bheanilla.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
ah we’re still sidestepping the nomination of a far right conspiracy theorist, well sure there’s still plenty of time for Claire Byrne to read out some Gemma tweets to during the TV debates!
Ray Minehane (@rayminehane.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
I dunno why she is incapable of “yeah , in hindsight regret that and should have done more due diligence and have learned from it” etc etc
𝘎𝘰𝘥 𝘏𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘴 𝘍𝘭𝘢𝘨𝘴 (@bheanilla.bsky.social) reposted
Better late than never I suppose! Whatever she actually believes from a purely strategic pov she could've helped herself a lot by just admitting this and nominating GO’D etc were mistakes rather than spending weeks doubling down and acting like every question is a personal insult.
𝘎𝘰𝘥 𝘏𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘴 𝘍𝘭𝘢𝘨𝘴 (@bheanilla.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
He's a living socialist caricature of what a centrist politician is like. The usually over the top ultra lefty cynicism is basically just correct.
𝘎𝘰𝘥 𝘏𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘴 𝘍𝘭𝘢𝘨𝘴 (@bheanilla.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
The whole starmer strategy just seems to be cosying up to far right voters who will never like him and aren't even a majority while throwing endless dirt in the face of Labour's centre / centre-left base that got him elected.
𝘎𝘰𝘥 𝘏𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘴 𝘍𝘭𝘢𝘨𝘴 (@bheanilla.bsky.social) reposted
I can't imagine a single racist flag shagger is being won over with this plastic nationalism at the cost of making centrists and leftists more and more uncomfortable.
Captain Subaru baja blast: the falafel lobbyist (@coolranch4lyfe.bsky.social)
Maybe the sharpest thorns were the friends they made along the way
Captain Subaru baja blast: the falafel lobbyist (@coolranch4lyfe.bsky.social) reply parent
Explain
Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff.bsky.social) reposted
happy labor day
☀️ Starshine (@starshine.bsky.social) reposted
"So now the raw aluminum is trapped inside the Alesia, Michigan plant but they have like 250,000 more rods coming. So what does Trump do? You're not gonna believe this - he builds a second aluminum tariff”
Atul Gawande (@agawande.bsky.social) reposted
9 CDC Directors going back to 1977 speak out. What RFK Jr has done to our nation’s public health system "should alarm every American." It "is unlike anything we have ever seen at the agency, and unlike anything our country has ever experienced." www.nytimes.com/2025/09/01/o...
Hey Bruce 🇨🇦 (@heybruce.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
He got piled on. I wasn't looking to pile-on but this specific skeet bothered me because as a journalist, it was strategic. He couldn't say "asking for space from black people and risking the rights they got this lifetime" because that's what he's doing.
Ebony Noor! I love garden season! ✊🏿 (@darlingebony.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
So working for a ceasefire that Trump and Netanyahu were openly sabotaging got ignored. Kamala Harris repeatedly speaking about the "dignity" and "self-determination" of the Palestinians got ignored. And b/c protestors didn't get 2 minutes, they actively supported fascism here and damned Gaza. Smart
Dan Sohege (@danielsohege.bsky.social) reposted
Sorry, but wtaf? This does absolutely nothing but ensure that even more people, including children, have to use irregular crossings, and blocks people who even this government have recognised are refugees from being with their families. This is utterly sickening from Labour. 1/
Captain Subaru baja blast: the falafel lobbyist (@coolranch4lyfe.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s really dumb logic The best pauly shore role is in a goofy movie
Psychopomp Gecko (@psychopompgecko.bsky.social) reposted
STEMthebleeding (@stemthebleeding.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Yup. From the "imagine if Schumer said this" files...