Master Barkimoto: "Either give up the sacred rings… or face the wrath of my Furnado Fury Style!" #FurnadoFury #CorgiKungFu #MasterBarkimoto #DojoOfInfiniteFetch
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Master Barkimoto: "Either give up the sacred rings… or face the wrath of my Furnado Fury Style!" #FurnadoFury #CorgiKungFu #MasterBarkimoto #DojoOfInfiniteFetch
WHAT IS THIS COLD WHITE FLOOF FALLING FROM THE SKY?! Am I under attack?! Do I eat it?! Do I zoom in it?! Answer: YES. #CorgiVsSnow #Corgisky #DogsofBluesky
Sure, the pillow is softer, but have you felt my face? Look at me...I am the pillow now. #CoolerThanTheOtherSideOfThePillow #Corgisky #DogsofBluesky
Snow is just nature’s way of making the world my personal sno-cone. 10/10 would zoom again. #ColdCorgi #WinterWeather
RIP Mr. Squeaky. You were a good stuffed toy for 7 whole minutes. Gone but not forgotten... mostly because your fluff is still everywhere. 🐾 #CorgiChristmas #dogsofbluesky
Hey hoomans, just look at me—being the goodest boy ever. Are you sure we can’t open just one gift early? I’m 99% sure it smells like treats... or socks I can steal. Either way, it’s a win for me!" #CorgiChristmas #PuppySmiles #dogsofbluesky
So if you hear a funny sound, It’s Santa’s corgis touching down. Short legs, big hearts, and holiday cheer— Brave corgi's power the sleigh this year. #CorgiChristmas #PawsAndClaus
Lazy Sundays are for lounging in my throne, receiving head scratches, and perfecting the art of doing nothing. #CorgiLife #SundayVibes #dogsofbluesky
Thank you! Have a good holiday season and New Year!
Another year, another spot on the Nice List 🎄🐾! I’ve worked hard—extra cuddles, zero slipper thefts, and my best puppy eyes. Hopefully, Santa noticed... 🎅 🎁 #CorgiChristmas #NiceListChampion #GoodBoyGoals #dogsofbluesky
Fresh cut, festive vibes, and ready to sleigh/slay the holiday season! 🎄✨🐶 #ChristmasCorgi #HolidayHaircut
Q-tips and toilet paper for Christmas please! -my corgi, definitely #ChristmasWishList #SantaPaws #CorgiCrew
Tri-color delight, Sweater snug, tree shining bright, Corgi waits for Santa #Haiku #Christmas #Corgi
Trying to hang Christmas lights but realized I’m only 10 inches tall. Anyone got a ladder? Or maybe opposable thumbs? 🐾 #CorgiProblems #HolidayPrep #DogsofBluesky
Sometimes you gotta strike a fierce pose to remind the world who's boss. 🐾💪 #DownwardDogDominance #CorgiPowerFlow #DogsofBluesky #CorgiCrew
Staring contest. 3...2...1... GO! #youblinked #corgi #dogsofbluesky
Day 3 of Operation Leftover Watch: The humans think I’ve forgotten about the turkey. Little do they know, I’ve memorized the fridge schedule and can hear the beep from a mile away. Stay vigilant. #ThanksgivingLeftovers #CorgiChronicles
Lazy Sunday mornings cuddled up are my favorite. #CorgiCrew #DogsofBluesky #corgi
I don't know what's on your plate but I likes it and I want to eats it. #2ndDinner #Thanksgiving #CorgiCrew #DogsofBluesky
If you need me, I’ll be right here, mastering the art of bean bag lounging until the Thanksgiving leftovers are gone. Comfort mode: activated. #CorgiComfort #BreadBasket #Thanksgiving #DogsofBluesky
Feeling down? This corgi didn't just break the fourth wall to say "Have a good day"; he smooched right through it! #corgi #CorgiCrew #DogsofBluesky #dogvideos
POV: You dare ask Rumble, the sassiest corgi on Bluesky, for his paw. The audacity! #Attitude #funnyvideos #Corgi #corgisky #DogsofBluesky
📯 I, Sir Rumble Barkington, have pulled the Sacred Stick from the mud! ⚔️ Henceforth, I shall protect the realm from squirrels and mailmen. Treats will be received as tribute! 🐶👑 #StickOfDestiny #KingCorgi #Corgi #CorgiCrew #dogsofbluesky
Another day, another photoshoot. Being this cute is exhausting, but someone’s gotta do it. 🐾 #ModelPup #CorgiCrew #DogsofBluesky #corgi
Ask me anything—shedding tips, leaf-jumping skills, or my secret to being this cute. I’ll give you a corgi’s perspective on it all! #CorgiAMA #FluffyThoughts #DogsOfBluesky
Fall vibes: cozy sweaters, crunchy leaves, and my fur creating an extra layer of autumn everywhere I go. Corgi fluff is this season's new pumpkin spice, and it's everywhere! 🍂🐾🍁 #SheddingSeason #PetParentLife #BothAreInMyDrink
Leaf it to me to handle fall cleanup 🍂🐾 #FallYall #CorgiCrew #DogsofBluesky
Weekend recap: Watched #Wicked & #GladiatorII in IMAX (big screens for a small dog!), cheered on my football teams to victories, and got extra belly rubs from the fam. Now, paws crossed for turkey scraps this #Thanksgiving! 🦃🍂 #CorgiCrew #DogsofBluesky
🎶Tell them how I am defying gravity I'm flying high, defying gravity🎶 #Wicked #DefyingGravity #corgisky #DogsofBluesky #corgicrew
Tri color named Rumble. 6yr male. Nicknames: Grumble, Bum, RumBum, BestBoy, but also STOP! lol
It’s called the stare, and it means it’s time to play, human. Don’t make me use it twice. #DogThoughts #dogsofbluesky #corgi #corgicrew #corgisky
Shake it, shake, shake it, shake it, shake it (uh oh) Shake it like a Polaroid picture! #HeyYa #YouKnowWhatToDo #corgi #corgisky #DogsofBluesky
When I take pictures of my friends: they look like royalty. When they take pictures of me: I look like a loaf of bread mid-sneeze. #DerpyDogLife #LoafvsLens #CandidCorgi ##DogsofBluesky
Thanks and agreed. I was worried about only one film being available in IMAX or the screening times not being close enough, but they are alternating showings. It all worked out. #HollywoodEnding
@amctheatres.bsky.social #doublefeature #Wicked and #GladiatorII in IMAX. Over four hours of swords and singing! By the time I leave the theater, I'll be Defying Gravity while barking, 'What we do in life echoes in eternity!' 🐾🎭⚔️" #corgi #dogs #movies #DogsofBluesky
I've never heard them referred to as "sock paws" and now can't unsee it. Will be using this from now on. Thanks!
Good morning, world! 🌞 Remember, every day is a new chance to chase your dreams—or your tail. Stay pawsitive! 🐾 #CorgiWisdom #motivation #corgisky #DogsofBluesky
When you’ve barked at 12 dogs, herded 3 humans, and conquered the toy box… but doggy daycare won this round. 🐾💤 #NapChamp but #DaycareDefeated #corgi #corgisky #DogsofBluesky
Me trying to work off one bite of stuffing before Thanksgiving: spins, flops, rolls dramatically 🦃💪 #CorgiCardio #Thanksgiving #FOOD #corgisky ##dogsofbluesky
If you're sassy and you know it, stomp your paw... (stomp) #corgi #corgicrew #corgisky #dogsofbluesky #dogsofsky
"It's been a chilly, ruff day, but I'm all cozied up in my blanket fort with my favorite toy. Time to relax and unwind!" #corgi #corgisky #DogsofBluesky #RnR
#wouldwatch
🎶 Now it's time to leave the capsule if you dare! 🎶 #corgisky #motivation #space
Packing for a guilt trip? I brought my Pawsport! #corgi #corgisky #corgicrew #DogsofBluesky #travel
👀 "Sharing is caring, right?!!?"
"Breakfast isn't complete without bacon!!!" -an overly enthusiastic quality control officer. 🥓🐾 #corgi #corgisky #corgicrew #dogsofsky #DogsofBluesky #breakfast #bacon
Their paws make music, a rustling sound, In fields of amber, unleashed joy abounds. With leaps and spins, they chase the breeze, Partners of autumn, beneath the trees. #corgi #corgisky #corgicrew #poetry #art #fall
Meet Rumble, the corgi CEO. Short legs, tall ambitions. Specializes in tummy rub receivables, teamwork, and stealing snacks during meetings. 🐾💼 #corgi #corgicrew #corgisky #dogs #dogsofbluesky
*You're a Corgi and your alarm goes off.* Responsibilities: Barking Mood: Food (always) #corgi #DogThoughts #hungry
****Corgi Haiku**** ******************* Stubby legs in stride, Fluffy butts wag side to side, Joyful hearts worldwide. ******************* #corgi #poetry #art @corgiowner.bsky.social
I bark at horses on TV to alert and protect my humans, and they yell, "No bark!" Honestly, that's the strangest way to say "You're a hero." #MySacrifice #corgi #DogThoughts
