Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent
If you dislike what I say so much, why keep responding? Do you not have anything better to do?
Mama always said if you can't run faster, just run farther.
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view profile on Bluesky Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent
If you dislike what I say so much, why keep responding? Do you not have anything better to do?
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social)
Day 843 of #running a #halfmarathon or more every day. #runstreak #garmin
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent
What about that was funny? Maybe I should try stand up.
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent
It's pretty obvious from your comments that this isn't making you happy. Why not put social media down and go for a bike ride or watch a TV show you like?
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent
But you don't seem to be laughing, you seem to be angry. Do you just like making yourself mad?
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent
Then why are you here at all? Why keep responding?
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent
If you got banned or suspended would you just make another account?
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent
Now now, no need to get angry. Remember, no one can make you mad unless you let them. And it's obvious that you're fishing for attention, are you ashamed of why or something?
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent
Apparently they all did because you're here fishing for attention. No need to get angry little guy, I'm just trying to help you out.
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent
Of course you are sweety, only you understand things. Is that why your friends stopped talking to you? They didn't understand things like you do?
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent
Zero self awareness? Poor thing, you'll get there. Are your friends still not talking to you?
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey kiddo, just need someone to talk to?
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent
Still fishing for attention? And here I had hopes that you had made some friends and started to be happy.
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent
Define "fishing for attention".
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social)
Day 842 of #running a #halfmarathon or more every day, full #marathon 206. 11th place for the month on #strava, as well as 24 consecutive months of 1000KM+
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent
Still fishing for attention?
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey kiddo, just fishing for attention? Are your friends not giving you enough?
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent
Friends still not talking to you champ? Why not?
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent
You seem to be bothered by everything, are you alright?
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent
So that's a no? Your friends aren't paying attention to you? Maybe we can work together and find a healthier way for you to get the attention you're fishing for. Do you have any hobbies?
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent
I likely don't need a down payment anymore so I don't need to keep saving so much, but I can't/don't want to buy anything big until after moving so I don't have to move it twice. Sunglasses are a small fun thing I can buy for now.
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social)
Day 841 of #running a #halfmarathon or more every day. Full #marathon number 205. #runstreak #Garmin
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent
Friends still not responding to your messages kiddo? Is that why you need to fish for attention?
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent
It's pretty funny
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent
Sorry that facts make you angry, hope you get help for that!
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey kiddo, just fishing for attention?
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social)
Day 840 of #running a #halfmarathon or more every day. #runstreak #garmin
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social)
Just finished #TheDragonPrince and I STFG if we don't get a #TheDragonKing in 2031 they're throwing away so much. Best show since Avatar.
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent
That was a weird response, was the question I asked hard or something?
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent
Where do you think people will get guns from if they're outlawed? Abortions are just slightly different.
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm sorry this post got under your skin. Do you have any friends that you can turn to to help you through your struggles?
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent
So complex that a bunch of other countries have already figured it out 🤷♂️
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent
That seems like a lot of words for "yes I don't have any friends to talk to, I need to get my attention from strangers"
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social)
On the hunt for the most ridiculous pair of designer #sunglasses
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social)
Got front row tickets to an Avs game in September, had to get something to wear to it 😆
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent
Then why do you comment so much on everything every day? Do you not have anything fun to do?
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, about your behavior.
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent
But I don't want to talk to you about that?
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent
Why do you want to talk to me about that instead of your friends?
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent
Not at all, I imagine there are plenty of people who have switched parties. I'm just wondering why you want me to believe you did so badly? Does it make your argument better somehow?
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent
Are your friends not responding to your messages? Want to talk about it?
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent
Apparently you care if I believe you, you just said that was your purpose. Why do you want me to believe that you left the dems so badly? You're a stranger on the internet, your party affiliation doesn't mean much to me.
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent
Of course you were, I totally believe you. How exactly are you trying to show that? It seems more like you're trying to insult and argue with people, shouldn't you be nicer if you want them to believe you?
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent
If you hate the left so much then why are you constantly begging for their attention on bluesky? Seems like an odd place for you to spend so much time.
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social)
Day 839 or #running a #halfmarathon or more every day. #runstreak #garmin
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent
Does complaining up and down bluesky help you understand? Why not ask your friends instead? Are they not speaking to you?
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent
Gotta comment on every issue? Why not speak to your friends about it? Are they not talking to you?
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey sport, just struggling today? Need someone to pay attention to you?
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent
Now now, I'm just trying to help you out but if you're going to throw a tantrum I'll just have to report it. Let me know when you've calmed down and we can discuss why your friends aren't talking to you. We'll get to the bottom of your issues together.
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm sorry that the shooting bothered you so much, but why are you taking your anger about that to social media? Why not discuss gun control with your close friends that care about your opinion? Do you not have any of those?
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent
You alright kiddo? You seem angry. Are your friends not answering your messages anymore? Want to talk about it?
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey champ, it looks like you're fishing for attention. Why do you need to?
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent
You've spammed this post a bunch of times so obviously it's something you want to talk about, why not discuss it with your friends who care about your opinion? Do you not have friends or are they just not talking to you?
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent
Is that what you see yourself doing?
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent
Well then you have nothing to worry about, so why are you getting so worked up?
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm sorry, did you just say that you getting banned for breaking the rules of the website you agreed to would be "getting canceled"? How does that work?
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm sorry if it bothers you, would you be angry if you got suspended? Why?
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm sorry that my question made you so angry, do you always let strangers get under your skin so easily? That has to be exhausting.
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social)
Day 838 of #running a #halfmarathon or more every day. #runstreak #garmin
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent
What kind of boom exactly?
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent
You okay champ? You seem to be fishing for attention, why is that?
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent
Weird, how did this Democrat win a republican seat if they're polling so low? Awww there there champ.
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent
The writing on Castlevania was absolutely perfect.
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent
Using emojis to hide your feelies? It's okay to be scared, do you want to talk about it?
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent
Aw you poor thing, I stopped responding and you still needed attention?
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent
Not really, I have 200 just of my daily running.
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent
I have...40 posts mentioning Trump, mostly replying to people who mentioned him first. That's not that much.
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent
When do I post about him?
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent
Wouldn't that just mean you care?
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent
Then why are you commenting so much? I'm sorry I stopped paying attention to you for a minute, obviously you're very needy today.
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm sorry that you're bothered by facts, but if you're going to spam I still have to report it.
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent
You mean Bush's war? Why are you talking about that?
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent
What? Where did you hear that?
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent
So government ownership of companies has nothing to do with it?
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent
...so its a good thing then?
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social)
I call it "Occam's Shit Sandwich", where the simplest explanation is these people would rather eat a shit sandwich than admit things are going off the rails.
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, you do get the irony of your first and second lines, right?
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait how does that work? Liberals are making Trump take a stake in a public company?
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent
Turning the country communist is saving it?
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent
Some day you're going to be like "wow, I can't believe I was yelling that on the internet" and you'll realize you've finally grown. Or not. Who knows.
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent
The important thing here is that at some point you realize that you're telling the world you'd eat a shit sandwich for Trump.
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent
What? Who said anything about her? I'm asking you if you're loyal enough to trump that you would eat a shit sandwich for him? Wouldn't that prove your loyalty?
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent
Are you okay?
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent
You're so loyal to trump you would eat a shit sandwich for him?
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent
So if Trump told you the best way to bother a liberal was to eat a shit sandwich, how big a bite would you take?
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent
I didn't misread at all comrade, you support communism now. Why not just say it proudly?
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social)
Day 837 of #running a #halfmarathon or more every day. #runstreak #garmin
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent
You don't want to tax billionaires? What happened to your new found socialism?
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent
Alright! How high should we tax billionaires? 70% 80%?
Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent
Okay?