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Correst Gump

@correstgump.bsky.social

Mama always said if you can't run faster, just run farther.

created January 10, 2025

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Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

If you dislike what I say so much, why keep responding? Do you not have anything better to do?

1/9/2025, 12:40:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social)

Day 843 of #running a #halfmarathon or more every day. #runstreak #garmin

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1/9/2025, 12:35:19 PM | 15 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

What about that was funny? Maybe I should try stand up.

1/9/2025, 12:34:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

It's pretty obvious from your comments that this isn't making you happy. Why not put social media down and go for a bike ride or watch a TV show you like?

1/9/2025, 12:30:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

But you don't seem to be laughing, you seem to be angry. Do you just like making yourself mad?

1/9/2025, 12:27:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

Then why are you here at all? Why keep responding?

1/9/2025, 12:25:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

If you got banned or suspended would you just make another account?

1/9/2025, 12:23:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

Now now, no need to get angry. Remember, no one can make you mad unless you let them. And it's obvious that you're fishing for attention, are you ashamed of why or something?

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1/9/2025, 12:18:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

Apparently they all did because you're here fishing for attention. No need to get angry little guy, I'm just trying to help you out.

1/9/2025, 12:15:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

Of course you are sweety, only you understand things. Is that why your friends stopped talking to you? They didn't understand things like you do?

1/9/2025, 12:13:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

Zero self awareness? Poor thing, you'll get there. Are your friends still not talking to you?

1/9/2025, 12:10:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

Dropped 12 years worth.

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1/9/2025, 12:02:19 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey kiddo, just need someone to talk to?

1/9/2025, 11:52:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

Still fishing for attention? And here I had hopes that you had made some friends and started to be happy.

1/9/2025, 11:51:49 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

Define "fishing for attention".

1/9/2025, 11:50:13 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

Rare and intelligent creature indeed

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31/8/2025, 2:29:46 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social)

Day 842 of #running a #halfmarathon or more every day, full #marathon 206. 11th place for the month on #strava, as well as 24 consecutive months of 1000KM+

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31/8/2025, 1:51:18 PM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

Still fishing for attention?

31/8/2025, 1:23:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey kiddo, just fishing for attention? Are your friends not giving you enough?

31/8/2025, 10:22:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

Friends still not talking to you champ? Why not?

31/8/2025, 10:10:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

You seem to be bothered by everything, are you alright?

31/8/2025, 9:58:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

So that's a no? Your friends aren't paying attention to you? Maybe we can work together and find a healthier way for you to get the attention you're fishing for. Do you have any hobbies?

30/8/2025, 4:59:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social)

#caturday Purrmione doing her best Javert

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30/8/2025, 2:49:29 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

I likely don't need a down payment anymore so I don't need to keep saving so much, but I can't/don't want to buy anything big until after moving so I don't have to move it twice. Sunglasses are a small fun thing I can buy for now.

30/8/2025, 2:05:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social)

Day 841 of #running a #halfmarathon or more every day. Full #marathon number 205. #runstreak #Garmin

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30/8/2025, 1:49:13 PM | 22 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

Friends still not responding to your messages kiddo? Is that why you need to fish for attention?

30/8/2025, 12:59:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

It's pretty funny

30/8/2025, 12:46:40 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

Sorry that facts make you angry, hope you get help for that!

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29/8/2025, 7:19:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey kiddo, just fishing for attention?

29/8/2025, 12:55:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social)

Day 840 of #running a #halfmarathon or more every day. #runstreak #garmin

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29/8/2025, 12:44:19 PM | 32 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social)

Just finished #TheDragonPrince and I STFG if we don't get a #TheDragonKing in 2031 they're throwing away so much. Best show since Avatar.

29/8/2025, 12:28:44 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

RE4 inventory management :Homer drools:

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29/8/2025, 12:10:32 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

That was a weird response, was the question I asked hard or something?

29/8/2025, 12:00:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

Where do you think people will get guns from if they're outlawed? Abortions are just slightly different.

29/8/2025, 11:55:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm sorry this post got under your skin. Do you have any friends that you can turn to to help you through your struggles?

29/8/2025, 11:50:34 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

So complex that a bunch of other countries have already figured it out 🤷‍♂️

29/8/2025, 8:52:52 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

That seems like a lot of words for "yes I don't have any friends to talk to, I need to get my attention from strangers"

29/8/2025, 8:49:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social)

On the hunt for the most ridiculous pair of designer #sunglasses

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28/8/2025, 8:27:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social)

Got front row tickets to an Avs game in September, had to get something to wear to it 😆

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28/8/2025, 7:47:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

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28/8/2025, 5:08:52 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

Then why do you comment so much on everything every day? Do you not have anything fun to do?

28/8/2025, 3:34:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, about your behavior.

28/8/2025, 2:28:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

But I don't want to talk to you about that?

28/8/2025, 2:25:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

Why do you want to talk to me about that instead of your friends?

28/8/2025, 2:20:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

Not at all, I imagine there are plenty of people who have switched parties. I'm just wondering why you want me to believe you did so badly? Does it make your argument better somehow?

28/8/2025, 2:12:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

Are your friends not responding to your messages? Want to talk about it?

28/8/2025, 2:11:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

Apparently you care if I believe you, you just said that was your purpose. Why do you want me to believe that you left the dems so badly? You're a stranger on the internet, your party affiliation doesn't mean much to me.

28/8/2025, 2:04:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

Of course you were, I totally believe you. How exactly are you trying to show that? It seems more like you're trying to insult and argue with people, shouldn't you be nicer if you want them to believe you?

28/8/2025, 1:32:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

If you hate the left so much then why are you constantly begging for their attention on bluesky? Seems like an odd place for you to spend so much time.

28/8/2025, 1:28:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social)

Day 839 or #running a #halfmarathon or more every day. #runstreak #garmin

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28/8/2025, 12:35:39 PM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

Does complaining up and down bluesky help you understand? Why not ask your friends instead? Are they not speaking to you?

28/8/2025, 12:30:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

28/8/2025, 12:03:44 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

Gotta comment on every issue? Why not speak to your friends about it? Are they not talking to you?

28/8/2025, 11:51:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey sport, just struggling today? Need someone to pay attention to you?

28/8/2025, 11:47:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

Now now, I'm just trying to help you out but if you're going to throw a tantrum I'll just have to report it. Let me know when you've calmed down and we can discuss why your friends aren't talking to you. We'll get to the bottom of your issues together.

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28/8/2025, 9:09:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm sorry that the shooting bothered you so much, but why are you taking your anger about that to social media? Why not discuss gun control with your close friends that care about your opinion? Do you not have any of those?

28/8/2025, 9:04:20 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

You alright kiddo? You seem angry. Are your friends not answering your messages anymore? Want to talk about it?

28/8/2025, 8:58:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey champ, it looks like you're fishing for attention. Why do you need to?

28/8/2025, 8:54:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

You've spammed this post a bunch of times so obviously it's something you want to talk about, why not discuss it with your friends who care about your opinion? Do you not have friends or are they just not talking to you?

28/8/2025, 8:46:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

Is that what you see yourself doing?

27/8/2025, 2:23:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

Well then you have nothing to worry about, so why are you getting so worked up?

27/8/2025, 1:25:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm sorry, did you just say that you getting banned for breaking the rules of the website you agreed to would be "getting canceled"? How does that work?

27/8/2025, 1:20:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm sorry if it bothers you, would you be angry if you got suspended? Why?

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27/8/2025, 1:17:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm sorry that my question made you so angry, do you always let strangers get under your skin so easily? That has to be exhausting.

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27/8/2025, 12:52:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social)

Day 838 of #running a #halfmarathon or more every day. #runstreak #garmin

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27/8/2025, 12:34:37 PM | 24 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

What kind of boom exactly?

27/8/2025, 12:11:35 PM | 71 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

One of the best game series ever.

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27/8/2025, 12:09:11 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

You okay champ? You seem to be fishing for attention, why is that?

27/8/2025, 11:59:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

Weird, how did this Democrat win a republican seat if they're polling so low? Awww there there champ.

27/8/2025, 11:54:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

The writing on Castlevania was absolutely perfect.

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27/8/2025, 10:10:37 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

Using emojis to hide your feelies? It's okay to be scared, do you want to talk about it?

27/8/2025, 9:16:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social)

The box was a little extravagant but damn these are cool

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26/8/2025, 11:31:26 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

Brave Little Toaster

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26/8/2025, 7:22:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

Aw you poor thing, I stopped responding and you still needed attention?

26/8/2025, 4:47:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

Not really, I have 200 just of my daily running.

26/8/2025, 3:01:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

I have...40 posts mentioning Trump, mostly replying to people who mentioned him first. That's not that much.

26/8/2025, 3:00:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

When do I post about him?

26/8/2025, 2:55:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

Wouldn't that just mean you care?

26/8/2025, 2:53:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

Then why are you commenting so much? I'm sorry I stopped paying attention to you for a minute, obviously you're very needy today.

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26/8/2025, 2:48:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm sorry that you're bothered by facts, but if you're going to spam I still have to report it.

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26/8/2025, 2:27:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

You mean Bush's war? Why are you talking about that?

26/8/2025, 2:23:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

What? Where did you hear that?

26/8/2025, 2:12:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

So government ownership of companies has nothing to do with it?

26/8/2025, 1:51:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

...so its a good thing then?

26/8/2025, 1:48:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social)

I call it "Occam's Shit Sandwich", where the simplest explanation is these people would rather eat a shit sandwich than admit things are going off the rails.

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26/8/2025, 1:45:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean, you do get the irony of your first and second lines, right?

26/8/2025, 1:45:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait how does that work? Liberals are making Trump take a stake in a public company?

26/8/2025, 1:42:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

Turning the country communist is saving it?

26/8/2025, 1:35:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

Some day you're going to be like "wow, I can't believe I was yelling that on the internet" and you'll realize you've finally grown. Or not. Who knows.

26/8/2025, 1:29:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

The important thing here is that at some point you realize that you're telling the world you'd eat a shit sandwich for Trump.

26/8/2025, 1:16:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

What? Who said anything about her? I'm asking you if you're loyal enough to trump that you would eat a shit sandwich for him? Wouldn't that prove your loyalty?

26/8/2025, 1:10:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

Are you okay?

26/8/2025, 1:08:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

You're so loyal to trump you would eat a shit sandwich for him?

26/8/2025, 1:07:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

So if Trump told you the best way to bother a liberal was to eat a shit sandwich, how big a bite would you take?

26/8/2025, 1:02:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

I didn't misread at all comrade, you support communism now. Why not just say it proudly?

26/8/2025, 12:58:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social)

Day 837 of #running a #halfmarathon or more every day. #runstreak #garmin

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26/8/2025, 12:46:34 PM | 23 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

You don't want to tax billionaires? What happened to your new found socialism?

26/8/2025, 12:35:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

Welcome to the Party™!

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26/8/2025, 12:28:23 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

Alright! How high should we tax billionaires? 70% 80%?

26/8/2025, 12:27:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Correst Gump (@correstgump.bsky.social) reply parent

Okay?

26/8/2025, 12:27:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view