I’ve finally done it. I have made the worst commander deck. My commander is…Kain, Traitorous Dragoon 🤡
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I’ve finally done it. I have made the worst commander deck. My commander is…Kain, Traitorous Dragoon 🤡
GOD THIS IS SO REAL
WDYM I CAN POTENTIALLY GO SEE BABYMETAL AND MCR
It sure was an experience!!! I would love to go back to sleep though lol
WAIT ARE YOU HERE JOSIE???
He was so creepy he looked like the first 3 doctors in doctor who and Ian holm as bilbo baggins combined in the worst way 😭
I hate it here!
This future sucks because I have to side with Jimmy Kimmel and South Park on literally anything
I almost didn’t recognize you at first bc I was like oh rem doesn’t have long hair wait
REM YOUR HAIR IS SO LONG NOW
Thank you Avery!!!
JUSTIN PIERRE IS A BLACKPINK STAN youtu.be/fukYnS04Rkg?...
He was some weird scrungly old white sure with a bike and like excuse me TWO BLOCKS???
Anyway a guy followed me home from the transit station last night the entire 2 blocks to my house but shoutout to my guardian angel Joanna for telling me and walking back to my house with me 😭
i have 150 until my overdraft is maxed out as well as extra fees on top. my meds cost £484 ready in 7 days. we also need some groceries to make it through this next week and there’s so many random bits of shit that we need😓 please help/share?🫶 shop madewithsash.etsy.com kofi and wishlist below👇
I missed watching this man toddler stomp like an angry pit bull as a means of transportation GOD I MISSED EDDIE KINGSTON
THE GOAT
Every time I remember Patricia Morrison is married to Dave Vanian, I think that maybe, just maybe, love *is* real.
I'm often reminded that Demon Days is a perfect album. I think it hits harder now than it did at release, for me, but I've loved it since day 1.
if I don’t finish this today so I can start working on the giant list of things I need to work on, I will simply pass away #umamusume #agnestachyon #digitalart
I’d literally rather unalive frankly lol
The answer is yes
most of life is believing you have bones without ever actually seeing them
Carol is peak US president material tbh but like not Ideal World president and more like realistic president and I mean that slightly derogatorily and I like carol lol
Anyone who would even nominate Tony stark is a fucking cop
Jason Todd would be A TERRIBLE PRESIDENT. Gar I think would be fine, but compared to Storm or Luke cage like 😬
GUY GARDNER??? AS PRESIDENT??? NEVER. If you gotta have a green lantern then john Stewart easy. Or shit kilowogg would be a better president than Guy lmao
It is a CRIME Gerard never did a studio recording of this bc it’s SO FUCKING GOOD youtu.be/QHxJS0XfUEk?...
HAPPY FRASIER CRANE DAY EVERYONE
NAUR
Don't forget to go to Subway for Sandwich Day
HELLO MY SON
WHAT THE FUCK 😭😭😭
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Anyway HONSE #digitalart #umamusume #agnestachyon
RIP MARU THE CAT 😭😭😭
I LOVE IT SFM
Hearing pretty girls make graves before the cursive show is a good omen methinks
She was the BEST
I AM GONNA GO FULL CALEB I SWEAR TO ASTRA. @bxngxs.bsky.social is amazing and I want to cry 😭😭😭 #loveanddeepspace
FWIW she was old as shit for a horse and basically a fucking miracle age for a racehorse so I’m frankly really glad she lived such a long and full life!!!
I didn’t 😭
MY FAVORITE LOSER 😭 www.pcgamer.com/games/sim/th...
👻👻👻
It was SUPER fun and all the other vendors were awesome and so sweet
THANKS BUDDY
Anyway hbd Dr. Zayne Li, I guess 😎 #loveanddeepspace #cosplay
I survived vending my first-ever event!!!I’ve never been more tired in my life but it was a really good experience and I can’t wait for the next one! #loveanddeepspace #artist #digitalartist #maker #crafter
*world’s longest “yeah boy” ever* youtu.be/3rS83uI0Wak?...
(ALSO TYSM 💜)
It was basically a childhood dream I made a reality bc baby goth me was obsessed with that specific look as a kid. It’s so iconiqué!!! Plus the beetlejuice cartoon is really really good
Oh here we go: better makeup and you can kinda see the wiring tail
I wish I had any full body shots so you can see the wiring I put in the bottom to make it curl like this lol
SAME BC THEY HAVE FLYING FOXES AND I LOVE FLYING FOXES
There’s like two or three of them and I always make a beeline straight for them bc they’re just handsome little lads lol a baby rhino had just been born too and he was a little menace and I love him
Nope! I wasn’t on bsky til 2023 iirc??? Here is a picture of a red panda from the Sedgwick county zoo for funsies
AT THE HEIGHT OF COVID BABY lmao I lived in Wichita for 9mo in 2021
YUP! It’s also why I always have my rabbit Timothy hay bc it’s sweeter than the stuff folks usually give rodents
They did not give an iota of a shit about that cheese. My rabbits/mice/rads always really liked bananas in particular too
I swear when I lived there every week on KAKE news there was another school closure I was like MAYBE Y’ALL SHOULD STOP DOING THAT? But then again this is also the place where you can go to Spangle’s and get a $1 drive thru screwdriver or margarita so expectations are very, very low
In middle school I did a science experiment proving that rats and mice don’t like cheese by building a maze for my pets to go through with cheese as a motivator and peanut butter as a motivator lmao
I mean after you close like half your schools the only direction to go is down lol
That’s really clever!
(I haven’t bought any I promise but I also can’t promise I will not end up in possession of some one way or another lol)
😬😬😬
Never in my life did I expect Hayley Williams to resurrect “the bad touch” by bloodhound gang 20+ yrs after its heyday but here we are
Oooh it looks like a granny square-ish pattern maybe??? It’s cute as heck though
I 🍠 what I 🍠
SMV I AM SJSJSJDJDJF I NEED
I am so touched 🥹
Happy Sabrina Carpenter Day to all who celebrate
QUEENS SUPPORTING QUEENS ampedmagazine.co.uk/2025/08/28/c...
Back in MY day, this was the only art you could make with a computer, and we were FINE
I’ve never been more disappointed in a mountain in my LIFE
"to everyone that wished I died on mount everest I've sorry Im still here" IT ME! HE'S TALKING TO ME! #AEWDynamite
adhd brain go brrr
Hilariously that is also where Andrew Garfield spider-man filmed bc they’re both by Marc Webb which I’m now realizing is hilarious a guy named Webb made a spider-man movie
We're thrilled to announce the dates and locations for #FFXIV Fan Festival 2026! 📍 Anaheim, California - Apr. 24-25, 2026 📍 Berlin, Germany - Jul. 25-26, 2026 📍 Tokyo, Japan – Oct. 31-Nov. 1, 2026 Stay tuned for more info! ✨ fanfest.finalfantasyxiv.com
It’s me I’m someone
IT’S SO GOOD. That show genuinely makes me laugh way more often than it has any right to lol I neeeeed a s4 asap
have you watched the reacher show bc it’s 🤌🏻
I made A Little Guy and played Magic today so I was mostly productive right
I love dunking on newsom sfm one of my fave past times
how do you look at your tiny wrinkled freshly newborn baby and say yeah that’s a mingus right there
HONESTLY SAME
The only time I will say the French were objectively right about literally anything
Hellooooo #sexworkersaturday bitches bros and non-binary hoes. My AMAZING friend is starting their swer journey and I was hoping y’all could give them the warm, inviting welcome you gave me when I was a noobie 💜 @maggiemayhem42069.bsky.social
🚨Last day!🚨 I’ll close it at 10PM PDT tonight (roughly 13 hours from now). Get those last minute entries in!
need an egirl to ruin my life
He’s not like *famous* famous but he did essentially get his own Netflix show to run and yeah it was annoying seeing his goofy ass everywhere lol
Roxieeeeee 🥵🥵🥵
as someone who does have like very little game design experience: DO IT
good morning ✨
i was messing around with my playlists last night and let me tell you. i am gonna drop some goddamn heat tonight. be there. 8pm EST. there is no alternative
Karen I’m so nervous 🫣
HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE I AM VENDING MY FIRST EVENT IN 2 WEEKS 🤡 now to spend that time annoyingly figuring out table display layout 💀
MEROBIBA
