LMFAO I was stoned shopping, and it was a deal.
Another Gen X'er here. Disabled vet, retired Grunt, abstaining alcoholic, atheist, and big old pot head. Watcher of movies, player of games, collector of comics. No DM's unless I know you. No porn, No Crypto. Happily married.
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LMFAO I was stoned shopping, and it was a deal.
When I first came to Bsky 17 years ago, this was all farmland.
The GOP must be destroyed. It cannot be reformed
BREAKING: tired old woman, born to frolic with woodland creatures, has to get up and go to work. AGAIN.
oh skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet *me posting*
"Stay put so I can diangulate your position." *goes to sleep*
Peak boomer is typing a message into the email subject line
Purrrrfect shot 😻
Beautifully done
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Thank you Air Canada for the strike. Both my bosses are stranded until next week and I’ve never believed in unions more.
Starting a gofuckme campaign
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one of my core memories as a toddler is of being trusted to carry an entire plate of spaghetti and immediately dropping it all on the floor and my whole family laughing at me
My Jewish black metal big titty goth girlfriend band isn't doing so well Apparently Ladel of milf isn't a good band name
@saltxnw.bsky.social gets full credit for taking the picture.
2/3's of the access road runs through my property line. I'm gonna pull an 'ol "Toll both Willy". Charge a dollar twenty five to those that pass. We're at that stage of the retirement plan.
Sorry y'all I changed my PFP last night. I meant to warn y'all, but I was hella high.
Oh shit, my bad. I changed it last night. It was too good of a Craig photo not to use.
A little off the bottom please.
Texas Republicans have lost their damn minds.
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MS that’s just like your opinion news man
Damn straight!
An air fryer is an Easy-Bake oven for adults except the food doesn’t taste like lightbulb.
Yes, yes it is. I lose my temper so much less, my blood pressure has gone down immensely. Way safer.
This was a thing. I had John Cougar Melonhead on my wall for YEARS!
😂 I couldn't tell ya. We quit speaking to that side of the family the day after inauguration.
He replaced his Jim Beam with it. "Yay! He quit drinking. Oh shit, he got weirder" kind of situation.
He's been riding this bullshit train since Andy Rooney was the engineer.
album covers but with muppets: thread
That is a truly beautifully done action shot.
holy hell, this photo
we adopted a Brooklyn street cat off of reddit (of all places) and she’s finally starting to feel at home.
My dumbass uncle eats horse dewormer.
My mRNA vaccine beats your horse dewormer 7 days a week and twice on Sunday.
Why isn't this handled like the International Incident that it is? Good 'Ol Boys club is in full effect.
Me: Grabs their face and stares trying to remember every single detail of how beautiful they are. Police Officer: WTF bro?
Now preparing to begin my "Hermit years".
Dead reckoning my path to self destruction.
Yessir.
I fucking hate Donald Trump with every molecule in my body.
We found 5 wooded acres with a 2 bedroom 2 bath in Twanoh Terrace
Yo neighbor. We bought a joint in Belfair. Should close in 5 to 6 weeks, the VA is slow on their end.
Fucking dumb cunts, they are already ranked 50 out of 50 in education. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
We rode buses from the barracks to the airfield on our first deployment. We rode past the post theater whose sign proudly proclaimed: Fri King Arthur. Which still cracks me up every timei watch it.
I can see that, pianos are freaking expensive. I'm sure the damage from whatever that drink is would be bad, and hard to clean.
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Is that Mark McGrath?
This shit gets consistently worse. How far are we from prisoners picking crops?
Thank you! It's only an hour and five minutes away from here. It's about a mile and a half as the crow flies from the canal, it gets a nice sea breeze. We figure in a couple years we can drop tiny houses for the kids.
if you outlaw sandwiches, only outlaws will have sandwiches
Definitely setting up a rifle range, goat pen, and chicken coop.
I can't stand Newsome, but he can troll. And gerrymandering blue states needs to fucking happen.
We're pending on a small house, shed, and 4 car drive through garage on 5 wooded acres! We've been busy driving by houses, and checking neighborhoods
You think you’re hot shit until you find a gray pube. #humbled
Just because no one wondered. I've had a lot of support. I think I've listened to ever possible version of Brace for Imoact now. ❤❤❤❤❤🐢🐢🐢🧜♀️🧜♀️🧜♀️🧜♀️☠☠☠☠
I imagine the difference between StubHub and Pornhub is only a few inches
Thank you, I've missed y'all. I can't stay away!!!
Thank you, it's only an hour from here where the kids will be.
Today's #vinyl selection: #ThePogues #RumSodomyAndheLash 40 years ago today, the #Pogues released their 2nd album. #DirtyOldTown #APairOfBrownEyes #SallyMacLennane #TheSickBedOfCúchulainn #ShaneMacGowan #Vinylsky #NowSpinning #MusicSky #NEOVC #RecordCollection #VinylCommunity #MusicAlmanac
We're pending, on a 2 bedroom, 2 bathroom house with shed and 4 car drive through garage on 5 wooded acres!
Thank you! We've been digging into house hunting.
Been a long week, but all's well over here.
Damn, y'all are quiet when I'm away.
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If I take off my glasses, I can’t see anyone seeing me, in the backseat of my truck, going to town on this piece of pizza.
Sassy, she's punk as fuck.
Craig knows how cute he is.
Vito, bumpers up.
Craig always knows what's up.
My Sassy Bear believes it's too hot for this cocky foolishness.
"Shtap it"! Cosmo and Sassy.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKVD...
All you have to do is post about people who didn’t vote for Kamala Harris being lame ass motherfuckers and the blocks start rolling in.
They arrested Buster this morning. The charge? Being a silly lil guy.
The way John Brown caught hold of this man's whole soul
Welp
oh look, Israel is doing that “kill all the journalists” thing they like so much
Just scooped a pair of Levi's for five bucks, with no sales tax (school dayz!), and there were two bucks in the pocket. A little smile for today!
Logging on.
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@cosmo-spatchcock.bsky.social This made me think of your grandbaby!
That is a fact.
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I totally remember that skit. That show was so bad.
He's known to be a misogynistic, racist, homophobe, alcoholic, serial cheater. He and I share the alcoholic part, the rest is all him.
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It's such a good song
