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@costag.bsky.social

Reborn introvert. Carry on.

created February 8, 2024

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Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

That finally explains their obsession with owning the libs. That’s canon now.

30/8/2025, 1:52:17 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

“Concealer” by JT available 06/26/26.

29/8/2025, 1:17:04 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

What some of us are thinking is “enough with the opening acts, we’re ready for the mother fucking main event already!”

27/8/2025, 11:58:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

27/8/2025, 11:55:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

Likely nothing more than a coaster.

27/8/2025, 11:53:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

He actually doesn’t have anything to do other than read 3 bullet points and retain 2 of them before the red light goes on. Then it’s “prattle prattle…we all know Chicago is a hell hole…prattle prattle…Biden is bad news.” He adds no content to policy ever because he’s functionally illiterate.

27/8/2025, 11:48:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

jd is an impotent seat filler. He directs all that his skill set can handle: absolutely nothing.

27/8/2025, 11:41:57 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s perfect. Thanks for sharing.

26/8/2025, 12:20:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

Ditto and me fucking too.

26/8/2025, 12:13:31 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

That explainer at the end shows where he got this idea…they tell him Germans pay $80, but Americans pay $1200, or 1500% more. Dotard doesn’t understand it’s not the same in reverse. And as we learned with the 1917 flu, once he gets something wrong, he’s definitely not correcting himself.

25/8/2025, 7:04:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

Resistance is futile…you know that, you’ve heard that…

25/8/2025, 6:48:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

I hear exasperated Tony Soprano…hysterical every time.

25/8/2025, 11:00:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

Preferably before midnight.

22/8/2025, 7:57:04 PM | 60 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

Simpler times.

22/8/2025, 7:55:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

It was nearly offensive when they used the SATC theme on the closing credits of the final episode. And absolutely no one, especially Victor Garber, deserved that scene. Utterly embarrassing for all involved.

22/8/2025, 7:44:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social)

LFG! Nice job Columbia Heights. 🇺🇸💪🏼

20/8/2025, 1:15:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

Nothing fake about the sex trafficking or 10K new gestapo.

19/8/2025, 2:50:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

Either way, let’s find the fuck out!

19/8/2025, 2:44:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

Schrödinger’s constitution.

19/8/2025, 2:10:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

She been long time, long gone.

19/8/2025, 1:58:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

A NYT feature alone provides legitimacy, regardless of what a reader takes.

19/8/2025, 1:54:46 PM | 16 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

🎶 Letters, oh we get letters, we get your letters every day 🎶

18/8/2025, 3:36:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yuki (was Catherine Rampell for POTUS!) (@foreignsubstance.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Bari Weiss is what you have when you take an intellectual and strip it of its intellect.

18/8/2025, 4:47:32 AM | 606 35 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

Sorry bud, this will be forgotten by Wednesday…the slow boil just ticked up another degree. Business as usual.

18/8/2025, 1:24:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

#trumpprotectspedos

18/8/2025, 1:13:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

Buried at the end of the altruism…”that’s why when my clients set up a self-insured plan”…bro getting magat camel hoof to platform his biz.

18/8/2025, 1:03:58 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

I don’t know why he’d lie.

17/8/2025, 2:04:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

That firehouse gets the better of me most days. Seriously difficult to maintain WTF is actually happening at times.

16/8/2025, 4:39:11 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

In this niche genre, this has to be a Mt. Rushmore candidate.

16/8/2025, 3:45:42 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

Fortunately, the strong willed WH press corps will make sure this is immediately and thoroughly covered in the next briefing/spray/pablum distribution session.

14/8/2025, 10:14:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

I have never wished more for a wife to have a side piece.

14/8/2025, 1:11:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

How is this even a valid strategy for this company in this state at this time?

8/8/2025, 1:43:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

Already getting leaks on content? This cycle is set for high speed!

7/8/2025, 7:44:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

Don’t Stop Believin’…🤦‍♂️

7/8/2025, 7:32:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

Does “has no power” mean anything anymore?

7/8/2025, 12:07:05 PM | 166 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social)

Now that goalposts are moving hourly, how do we determine when we’ve arrived?

3/8/2025, 12:58:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

Nice work, if you can get it.

31/7/2025, 12:16:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

I pretend that maybe a handful of republicans in both chambers has had to move their personal goalposts more than once. There may actually be Rs that have legitimately been threatened to remain in the fold. In any regard, right and truly fucked is where we are.

31/7/2025, 12:14:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

Sadly, this is exactly what they all voted for, their lies be damned. It just sounded much more ‘merican when being farted out of a red hat.

31/7/2025, 12:05:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Ho (@davidho.bsky.social) reposted

Motherfucking wind farms…

30/7/2025, 5:02:38 PM | 46707 17585 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

The previous bath water marketing suggests she may end up leaning in here, for the clicks.

30/7/2025, 11:07:37 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

Read the motherfucking room, please.

24/7/2025, 1:19:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

Spoiling a happy ending for some likes?

23/7/2025, 3:24:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social)

Gratifying to read this terrific summary of a Boring day for ElonNazi.

23/7/2025, 11:11:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

Cannot wait to see the first time this is attempted at an upcoming townhall.

23/7/2025, 1:27:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

This mofo gonna be out before primary number 1.

23/7/2025, 1:06:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

I wish you continued strength for whenever it’s necessary. And gratitude for your posts. ✌🏼

22/7/2025, 10:56:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

There has been no point in which accountability has ever shown up. Why change course now?

22/7/2025, 4:01:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

So many signs…

18/7/2025, 4:57:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

Two way street, Tess.

17/7/2025, 10:27:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

WEIRDO

15/7/2025, 4:26:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

IdiGrokcracy (Judge 2006)

9/7/2025, 2:01:58 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

The author not raising an eyebrow to this was a tip that the shit that was about to follow would be shit.

6/7/2025, 9:46:04 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture More Abstract Popehat (@kenwhite.bsky.social) reposted

I think most people severely underestimated how much fascism and kleptocracy would triumph through the surrender and default of forces that should have opposed it.

2/7/2025, 5:48:08 PM | 8600 1783 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

Not sure Lauer or Spacey are coming back.

20/6/2025, 6:38:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

Everything Tucker = Performative. Those ridiculous facial expressions that can be seen by the last row of the balcony. Vile trash heap.

18/6/2025, 8:18:16 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s always mint, maybe cinnamon for old timey trident chewers. No other essence need enter this dental cleansing ritual.

17/6/2025, 10:37:10 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

She has five starred all of her titles on good reads.

11/6/2025, 12:17:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline.com) reposted

My mood when it comes to the National Guard and the Marines’ invasion of LA…

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10/6/2025, 10:58:05 PM | 3688 851 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

Those front line folks could certainly use a day to regroup and whatnot.

10/6/2025, 12:33:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

Looks like TIME decided he is the flame that lights the torch of freedom? Of course they’ll love it.

10/6/2025, 12:29:07 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

I feel like Trump has a JD kill switch, should it come to that.

7/6/2025, 3:11:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

Not fucking interested.

7/6/2025, 1:49:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rev. Benjamin Cremer (@brcremer.bsky.social) reposted

One of the greatest deceptions of our time is the false narrative that we should be more concerned about a poor person misusing the welfare system or an immigrant being here illegally than we are about the ultra wealthy abusing the system and cruel people having unchecked power over all of us.

5/6/2025, 1:48:41 PM | 7284 2581 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

“See, guys? Told ya!! So who’s ready for a new Cybercuck?”

3/6/2025, 6:28:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

So, should attention not be paid to this matter? Hate that gobbamned phucktstick.

26/5/2025, 12:18:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

Amigo chose wisely.

25/5/2025, 8:20:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

I imagine Jake’s rationale for doubling down is a page from the “Who are you going to believe?” playbook.

23/5/2025, 3:29:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

His sound bites and generated headlines are only going to get more inflammatory and despicable. That’s how the click business operates.

23/5/2025, 3:23:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

“Burner accounts are for the accountable!”

23/5/2025, 3:10:26 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

All tactics, no strategy.

23/5/2025, 2:34:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

Many, many signed up for so much more and are thrilled to have arrived back in the 20th century.

22/5/2025, 8:43:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

Love how the AI is training itself.

20/5/2025, 9:05:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

I am able to read, understand, and fully agree with that last sentence. But somehow it strikes me as a new idea each time I see it.

20/5/2025, 12:58:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

19/5/2025, 9:13:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

He has nothing to do with humanity.

19/5/2025, 2:54:23 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

We’ve done enough laps on this already. Just don’t look, just don’t look…

17/5/2025, 8:02:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

Is this drivel or horseshit? The essence of spunk is also strong. Congrats on staying worthless.

17/5/2025, 12:13:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social)

Proud in the USA!

15/5/2025, 12:19:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

He thinks they’re laughing at the plane?!?! 😂🤣😀😎😂🤣😀😎

15/5/2025, 12:15:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

Illuminati confirmed. ✅

13/5/2025, 12:58:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael B Lehrhoff (@mblehrhoff.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

If you can't see that an overt violation of the Emoluments Clause constitutes the very kind of corruption that Clause was intended to forestall, then you're just another fool whose newspaper can't see the corrupt forest for the trees.

12/5/2025, 2:26:53 PM | 72 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

Followed by days of deciding how to handle such a precarious situation? Bring me my fainting couch pearls!!

12/5/2025, 9:14:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

Just for a second, I’m like “I’m listening…”

8/5/2025, 8:25:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Elias (@marcelias.bsky.social) reposted

🚨BREAKING: The Department of Justice (DOJ) does not plan to appeal a judge’s order blocking President Donald Trump from adding a proof of citizenship requirement on a federal registration form, according to a court filing made Monday by plaintiffs in the case.🥳

6/5/2025, 6:36:34 PM | 2408 516 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

He is solving zero cases.

2/5/2025, 5:34:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

When baking bottles of wine, they are to remain upright.

2/5/2025, 5:31:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

I figured it’s been in his pocket for a bit and then yesterday he proudly and repeatedly announced he doesn’t know a thing about photoshop right after he preemptively gave Santa Claus the year off. Seems to have worked since no one is looking at either today.

2/5/2025, 3:03:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

Zillions 😂😂😂

1/5/2025, 12:23:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

If only there was character in this tragedy who trafficked in pithy nicknames…

25/4/2025, 1:36:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

Shocking that he could be so horrible at something he’s never done.

25/4/2025, 3:19:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

No need to platform anything from VandeHei. Complicit m’fer.

23/4/2025, 12:46:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

Mother of pearl deserves a voice!!

22/4/2025, 11:29:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

archive.ph/VOiYP

22/4/2025, 11:13:41 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

If I had a nickel…

18/4/2025, 3:04:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

All presented receipts are simply fake. The end will only come when the Event happens.

18/4/2025, 2:38:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

Exactamundo! If there’s hint of breech, it must be ruthlessly instigated and exploited.

18/4/2025, 2:32:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

Trap implies lured for an unrevealed purpose. This level of forethought is in no way present here. Not fighting this fight is vintage Dem weakness.

18/4/2025, 2:30:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

Literally walking so we may multi-task…Godspeed, hero.

18/4/2025, 2:27:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pig Card (@costag.bsky.social) reply parent

Lie

11/4/2025, 12:21:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view