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Countess of Candy 🍭

@countessofcandy.bsky.social

Sweet and sour, salty sometimes Seattle area Pastry chef and author

created November 1, 2024

852 followers 440 following 8,024 posts

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She doesn’t have a judge’s temperament

2/9/2025, 5:51:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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πŸ˜…

2/9/2025, 4:30:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There should be no more prizes-The Trumps have ruined everything worthy

2/9/2025, 4:11:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hair brain

2/9/2025, 3:54:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It lead to Rush Limbaugh’s death 😏

2/9/2025, 3:33:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Her hair extensions gave eaten her brain

2/9/2025, 3:31:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Especially after them constantly repeating β€œBiden crime family”

2/9/2025, 3:23:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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FDTπŸ˜† ❀️

1/9/2025, 9:37:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wow

1/9/2025, 6:08:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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πŸ˜…

31/8/2025, 5:43:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How bout the oldy but goody ice cream scoop serving of rice 😬

31/8/2025, 5:39:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill Twiss (@jilltwiss.bsky.social) reposted

i dunno, i'm kinda into furious, drunk-driving bananas

30/8/2025, 4:53:23 PM | 319 33 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love these

30/8/2025, 5:34:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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PNW loves it

30/8/2025, 12:20:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Or you’re grifting a sedan

30/8/2025, 12:19:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lovely, my neighbor grows an entire front yard every year. I wonder if they’re in the show.

29/8/2025, 2:48:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🀣

29/8/2025, 2:27:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pathetic trash family too

29/8/2025, 2:23:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🀣

29/8/2025, 2:24:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I dig the kitchen

29/8/2025, 2:23:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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πŸ˜†

28/8/2025, 6:48:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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WTF

28/8/2025, 6:44:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tina Smith (@smith.senate.gov) reposted

I dare you to go to Annunciation School and tell our grieving community, in effect, guns don’t kill kids, antidepressants do. Just shut up. Stop peddling bullshit. You should be fired.

28/8/2025, 2:04:55 PM | 17709 4601 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hope this is real

28/8/2025, 1:42:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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End Times with peanut butter pie shots

26/8/2025, 10:53:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❀️ (@snarkysillysad.bsky.social) reposted

Creating a variety of shapes using steamed buns: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatis...

25/8/2025, 10:55:24 PM | 4888 669 | View on Bluesky | view

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He looks like an orange stained animated wax figure

26/8/2025, 4:29:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They have no concept of logic

21/8/2025, 4:54:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Reminds me of that spot in my bathtub that was created during installation and β€œpatched” (painted then chipped)ugh

21/8/2025, 4:51:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Click click click click click 🀣

21/8/2025, 3:22:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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πŸ˜…

21/8/2025, 3:12:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🀣

21/8/2025, 2:44:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Correct

21/8/2025, 2:41:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I like him

21/8/2025, 2:39:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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T was a typo

19/8/2025, 7:43:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Countess of Candy 🍭 (@countessofcandy.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes. The public schools have to have the Ten Commandments displayed now. The teachers have gotten notice that they can’t call their students nicknames and they can’t use pronouns on their letterhead to signify their gender. T

19/8/2025, 7:42:26 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Goddamit

19/8/2025, 7:38:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Water isn’t free either

19/8/2025, 5:35:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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πŸ˜…

19/8/2025, 5:33:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I still get the blank stares from the uninformed. UNINFORMED, in 2025ad!

19/8/2025, 5:33:09 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yup

19/8/2025, 5:17:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Including us- strangers

19/8/2025, 5:17:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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πŸ˜…

19/8/2025, 5:08:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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πŸ˜…

19/8/2025, 5:05:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My Space NewsMax

19/8/2025, 5:03:04 PM | 10 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Crystal

19/8/2025, 4:25:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Countess of Candy 🍭 (@countessofcandy.bsky.social) reply parent

Same , I don’t think Southern Hospitality will survive down there.

19/8/2025, 4:17:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just like JD Vance did

19/8/2025, 4:08:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oof, goldtone too

19/8/2025, 4:05:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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$1000 for 2 πŸ₯΄

19/8/2025, 4:02:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Barry Manilow My Chemical Romance Dandy Warhols Green Day Pearl Jam

19/8/2025, 3:54:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No seasoning for sure

19/8/2025, 3:50:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There’s even more gold stuff slapped on the walls

19/8/2025, 3:42:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Countess of Candy 🍭 (@countessofcandy.bsky.social) reply parent

Then he got Covid and some new β€œcocktail” infusion and came back and crawled among the White House columns acting crazy.

18/8/2025, 4:36:09 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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He and JD said the same thing about Ukraine. They never cared.

18/8/2025, 4:33:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1year training plus State Board exam to cut hair

18/8/2025, 4:32:10 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I need to stop eating Friday’s snacks

18/8/2025, 4:12:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Before he was orange he looked like dead baloney

18/8/2025, 4:05:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Voting machines elected Nixon

18/8/2025, 4:03:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I agree πŸ’― percent

18/8/2025, 12:23:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Livingston (@ianlivingston.bsky.social) reposted

Outside Dupont north metro

Sandwich man posters next to Dupont circle metro stop
17/8/2025, 8:23:39 PM | 27103 5299 | View on Bluesky | view

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Beluga whale

17/8/2025, 5:32:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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πŸ˜…

17/8/2025, 5:24:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Surf n turf

17/8/2025, 5:24:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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French surf n turf

17/8/2025, 5:23:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Countess of Candy 🍭 (@countessofcandy.bsky.social) reply parent

The French menu is something. Antique.

17/8/2025, 5:22:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’d hate to see a marionette melt down

17/8/2025, 5:19:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Me! I’m the one! Me me me me me

14/8/2025, 6:45:55 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TizzyWoman (@tizzywoman.bsky.social) reposted

Let’s talk about vaccines. THEY WORK. Cases of cervical cancer are dropping in many parts of the world where there is access to the human papillomavirus (HPV) vaccine. HPV is blamed for causing most cervical cancer cases. 🧾 health.ucdavis.edu/news/headlin...

Cervical canceris on its way to being eliminated. Not because of prayer, or sugar in Coke, orseed oil bans. It was a vaccine. @tizzywoman
14/8/2025, 6:31:24 PM | 391 210 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rube in chief

14/8/2025, 5:43:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Great seniors πŸ˜…

14/8/2025, 5:42:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He wishes he was a Hapsburg

14/8/2025, 5:40:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jesus

14/8/2025, 4:51:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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πŸ˜† starve it

14/8/2025, 4:49:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No FB, no Instagram, no Threads, and no fake Twitter (XπŸ™„) have made my life wonderful.

14/8/2025, 4:48:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s when Facebook pivoted and turned into Meta instead of paying for its harm

14/8/2025, 4:43:07 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s a maaaaadhouse πŸ˜†

14/8/2025, 4:41:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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More like my favorite Bacon

14/8/2025, 4:36:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#DrOz

14/8/2025, 4:33:26 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I remember her fascination with his carotid artery fat β€œchips” when she was losing weight. Then his media money-grab power trip went into selling supplements, leading us to this fast-talking government official with a wife who has divinity opinions.

14/8/2025, 4:32:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s ranting about Television like a fossil from the 1950s

14/8/2025, 4:28:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuck off Oz

14/8/2025, 4:27:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The files at Mar a Lago , Epstein?

14/8/2025, 4:26:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why does DeSantis have the same flabby mouth?😏

14/8/2025, 3:58:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She’s a mouthy lesbian who turned over for Dumpy

14/8/2025, 3:57:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes, she’s a sellout

14/8/2025, 3:55:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😬 , er maybe πŸ˜‚

14/8/2025, 3:47:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yea, not foie gras either

14/8/2025, 3:47:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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14/8/2025, 3:46:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh lordie!

14/8/2025, 2:48:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She was a queen of it I readπŸ˜’

13/8/2025, 9:20:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Like signs

13/8/2025, 4:49:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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πŸ˜†

13/8/2025, 4:49:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hotter too

13/8/2025, 4:48:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh my God!!!! You were there?!

13/8/2025, 2:53:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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πŸ˜†deep breathing, find the chapel to meditate, chamomile tea

13/8/2025, 2:46:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They’re hazel. Anyway , that lady is a nasty bigot

13/8/2025, 2:42:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think they’re gray, but they’re light.

13/8/2025, 2:40:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If I heard her talking in the Charlotte airport (cuz you know she’s from somewhere around there) I would have to go calm down somewhere

13/8/2025, 2:39:52 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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BeyoncΓ© has blue eyes

13/8/2025, 2:38:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view