Spinning hope trying to find a wheel. Mind your doors and corners. You die in doors and corners
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The new Oregon Trail is going to be wild as hell.
One of the things I have argued for years as a bookseller was that HP didn't create readers, it created HP fans. If it created readers we would not have "the kids don't read" articles every year.
I’m *years* deep on knowledge fight and occasionally they will make a series of jokes that end with the statement “the dogs turned” it’s good clean fun
3 hour knowledge fight where Owen quits? @knowledgefight.bsky.social A BRIGHT SPOT OFF THE TOP ROPE
Inadvertently paused Miss Rachel looking like she’s staring down the opposing bench after draining a 3
"bluesky is dying" that's cool man. i go on here to make funny posts with my friends
Like, whatever happened to “don’t tread on me”??????? WE ARE BEING TREADED Y’ALL. Boot prints are on all our butt cheeks!!! IT’S GO TIME, TOUGH GUYS.
I’m at the invasion of Venezuela. I’m at the invasion of Illinois. I’m at the combination invasion of Venezuela and Illinois.
Finally ported all my emails to one account and I rather like it
Probably not
So one of the homies went through a divorce a couple years ago. Why did he call me on a Wednesday at like 2am talking bout. “I’m in a van with 2 birds on my way to Coachella, you in?” Sir you got me fucked up, cause 1 you coulda just txt and 2 my wife bout to beat my ass for just taking this call 😭
imagine that Boston cop rattling down this thang
Even CLE catchin strays
I will not.
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
what's it like to have a mayor who likes cities and the working class
Super Mario kart came out in 1992 today and I need to lie down
We live in the dumbest reality ever
It took a few turns!
Every single day is somehow worse
If you have time please end my existence I don’t want to know more
Definitely not gonna sing the stupid Labubu song on @themaplewitch.bsky.social’s porch
Seems alright
www.sidephone.com?rdt_cid=4935...
Played a bunch of Zelda. Took a walk. Not the worst day
It’s Utz. Which makes me wonder
Apparently it’s pretty good
www.utzsnacks.com/products/utz... @lchupacabra.bsky.social
The knowledge fight theme song is a banger
August 31 / September 1
Having a Slinger, which is hash browns under two hamburgers under four (?) eggs under roughly two gallons of chili. Fifteen bucks. I am the Anthony Bourdain of slop and you cannot stop me.
Life After Cars begins...
I don’t know if I’ll ever get to leave Cleveland to figure it out if somewhere else would work I think I picked the wrong town to stick with
Mood anymore
I did everything everyone ever asked of me if I could. Didn’t matter in the slightest. I could have been a huge piece of shit I’d be probably in a similar situation
I’ve been thinking about my future a lot lately. I’m old now, and I don’t think I’m up to the task of trying to find space in Cleveland. I do this every 5 years and it goes nowhere.
I had realization recently that I don’t have a lot of gas anymore. I’m always tired. Everything I do hurts and I don’t get breaks at work at all at this point
This is the human cost of the job
Every weekend I am in agony. Every week I just recover enough to go back. I barely attempt plans anymore with people because I would always cancel last minute
I canceled plans for tomorrow because I wasn’t sure I’d be able to physically go. I’m not the best person socially while having back spasms
Holiday weekends are the hardest of allll
Finally got this working again
New stop on the DC history tour just dropped.
@nickhasthoughts.com if you don’t attend the Loftus show we’re fighting
Touching grass is rad unless it smells like crack and piss
Me re listening to after the revolution No Roland is a guaranteen not an Astartes
@captain7bag.bsky.social another season another re listen of after the revolution
We’re on the cusp of flying armor and bolters Barret made a 20mm rifle that could be cut down
All I can see is bill murray as hunter Thompson shooting the fax machine
Every single person who hands you powered armor is the villain From Tony stark to the Astartes it’s a problem every time
We are the baddies here heinliein? Did you not see this coming
Oh shit you did an excellent job on 16th minute. So did everyone. The only god is change Jamie loftus
Finding out heinlein was actually a giant piece of shit was shocking. How are you a facist who wrote the best argument against facism. Read starship troopers we lose the war on both fronts
On the bounce cap trooper.
Only correct answer It was merely that concrete
My relationship with work changed during hot dog summer. I care and I do it well out of respect. It’s just a part of me not a lot of me at this point. It was fuzzier when I was younger
I really believe reliable coworkers should just get a day off from time to time. Go to the park, get a sandwich, fuck do anything but job for your sanity
I’m gonna do it for sure but honestly staying home and petting the kitty in Her smushable kitten face sounds pretty great
I genuinely like my coworkers My boss is a really supportive and decent person I just want to stay home and read a book with the cat
The cat is curled up with me purring loudly and honestly I thank her for showing up on the porch And Dealt with a senior dog
Oddly enough it was infosec Taylor swift who drilled it home That whole crowd was iPhones it just is what it is
I have literally the last android flip phone ever produced We used to have options
I basically said “ok y’all have shit to do, it’s Monday and I am service industry as shit let me make this call”
First off, you kinda rule thanks for telling the tech industry they suck at…. Stuff. Devices suck out loud nowadays. Everyone in America has an iPhone which causes any other competitor to exit the market completely. Fair phone? Didn’t even try Hmd did a fixable phone? Also ran away from Tim Cook
The office is next to my corner store we see each other
Dewey is sincerely one of the best artists in the game and I’m fine with saying that as someone who’s known him 40 years. He’s an excellent artist and Tobin is a good writer Tobin did the book messenger that rules so hard with Coleen coover
This was a fucking teamster at 9 am on a Monday That joke was locked and loaded
We collectively do the worst shit ever. Are you kidding
Imagine the villain is the villain the whole time and it’s a talking cat who is on its 9th life. And it’s puss in boots but complains the entire time Also is a friend of napoleon And fights in world war 1
Book written ten or so years ago Please look it up
I recently helped a dog whatever and I made a joke about my cat Helena blavatski and dude just dead ass said “oh is your cat really into theosophy” The jokes write themselves
You should look into the book I was the cat It’s so so very good And has a talking cat
Every cat is a war criminal. Also Robert Evans was onto something by naming his cat’s saddam Hussein and saddam Husseins best friend Cats don’t know what the Middle East is it’s fine provided you love them and smush their face
Its hilarious when I say “helena blavatski you have the cutest tiny kitty face” while also she’s named after a monster
If helena had been a boy cat who wandered up on the porch the actual plan was her name to be Donald Rumsfeld or Henry Kissinger
Always name cats after historical monsters They’re war criminals anyway they’re cats
And Cleveland booker is imperfect in trek. He definitely doesn’t always make the best calls
I know we’re all collectively tougher than coffin nails. We survive out of spite
The only thing you need to be worried about is my cat Helena blavatski Yes I also am aware of the name
Polycules? Dudes being cuckoo for dudes? In the 90s they did this on tv
At one point a dude admits to another dude he’s past the point of it being regular The other dude just lets that shit roll off his back and continues to be a good as hell guy
The idea that the word Cleveland survives into warp times? Amazing and makes it certain we will outlast 9 apocalypses
Cleveland booker is a character on Star Trek but the name is passed down. Thanks Star Trek for keeping us weirdos around
Trek is what it is, but for me it’s always been the version of humanity where we make the lay down call. We put the guns and war down and we go fly the ship. We can quit war and fly the ship
They are too busy doing war crimes for quizzes tbh
They were doing cosplay in the 60s before the show aired. Also a pilot that only exists because Lucile ball fucking ruled Invent the 3 camera shoot and pony up your own money because Roddenberry was right
They shoot around two pregnancies by doing a polycule. On tv. In the 90s
Like a really good anything it takes two years to get where it’s going but I promise you when it starts hitting you’re stoked
We are never beating these allegations of being on the spectrum
The funniest thing about living in Cleveland and being me I was fucked fucked. Star Trek was always going to be in my life because cleveland invented Star Trek fandom. Ok I can’t find the news story written by @samallard.bsky.social years ago They premiered the first episode of trek in Cleveland
We got the live action boimler walk but I wanted a season of garak and mariner being catty as shit. I wanted them to get screen time and it be 5 bottle episodes
Star Trek should commit to 23 episode seasons that are an hour long We needed double the amount of lower decks
There was a stand up forever ago that basically said Star Wars is for adhd people and Star Trek is made for the autistic people and sir respectfully could you not
Whenever I’m not doing the best I clap my hands exactly like this and say “I fly the ship” it works and helps
