Sorry, I’m courteous but I’m not helpful 😂
Because Fuck You, That’s Why!
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Sorry, I’m courteous but I’m not helpful 😂
Why not all 4!
Have you tried looking in dumpsters?
A Major League Baseball team for sure! We’re a big enough city host an MLB team because we need to get rid of our AA team
WE DONT LIKE HATS!!!! Oh and we low key hate women too but WE ESPECIALLY DONT LIKE HATS!!!!
Stat Lines look remarkably similar for tomorrow’s game but Kirby 📈 and Holmes 📉
SPENCER STRIDER GIVING UP 8 ER TO THE METS
What an incredibly bad take, which is right up there with “Being a Mets fan is rewarding!” and “Super Hero movies are some of the most thought provoking and well written cinematic masterpieces ever made.”
Counter-Counterpoint: As someone who lives in Pittsburgh (transplant), the tinder accent is very much drawn along socioeconomic lines. I don’t hear people in the fancy North Hills with Yinzer Accents but if you go to down to Millvale or Etna, you’ll hear it a lot more.
Thank you!
Thank you! What are thoughts on Brooks Lee, Jose Miranda, and Edourd Julien after this sell off? Worth stashing for this year and beyond?
My apologies if I haven’t seen it yet but is there one for the AL? Are there any Twins players worth rostering after their fire sale?
“Are you my dad? I haven’t seen you seen you left to get a pack of cigs 20 years ago.” “I love you”
99!
But will they be the Moon Mammoths?
Every Mets player when they come to the plate with RISP
MLB Pipeline Ratings: Sitting - 60 Staying - 60 Lying Down - 55 Rolling Over - 45 Being The Best Boy - 80
Why do I feel like, in a feud between two billionaires, the only loser is going to be the American people?
Elon Musk on Thursday reposted and agreed with an X post calling for Trump to be impeached and replaced by JD Vance. The post also said that in a Trump vs. Musk feud, Musk will win. "Yes," Musk replied to the post. Read more: cnb.cx/45cbhFU
You have no idea how spiteful and stupid AR12 is…
I’m currently rebuilding my Ottoneu team (I took over for a previous owner) and I picked up Marcus as trade bait. I’m currently regretting my decision whilst hoping he figures it out
How can the Mets have a middle of the pack Runs Saved but have a negative Outs Above Average? Explain it to me like I’m 5 lol
Fun Tidbit: Call Trump’s Negotiation Style “TACO trade” (Trump Always Chickens Out) and MAGA will be furious!
I’m a Mets fan and he’s started 3 straight games and I still have no idea who he is!
I was getting ready to call Adrian “Shit Houser” but he’s pitching more like Doogie Houser
I’ve had HFM before as an adult and it is AWFUL! Picking things up with your hands and even just wearing socks was painful for 4-5 days. I had the red dots on my hands and feet for 2+ weeks
I whimped out two years ago and didn’t get a Brett Baty jersey and now I’m regretting my decision so I don’t look like a bandwagon fan if I get one
I’ve watch 95% of games this season and consider myself a pretty informed fan but WHO THE FUCK IS JARED YOUNG????
“Charles is a whiny bitch”
The Mets are the best!
Did they intend to write an episode of ITYSL??
Can JD Vance come to Pittsburgh and endorse Corey O’Connor for mayor????
Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’
I have a running list of controversies and issues with the Pirates. Here my list as of May 7th: Clemente Sign Taken Down Pirates Bricks Dumped Fan Falls Out Of Stands Employee Punches & Whips A Fan Ke’Bryan Hayes Still Batting Clean Up
@razzball.bsky.social my running list of Pirates controversies so far this year (it’s only May 6th) Clemente Sign Taken Down Pirates Bricks Dumped Fan Falls Out Of Stands Employee Punches & Whips A Fan (link attached) www.cbsnews.com/amp/pittsbur...
Strolling into the Mets Gala
Glasnow?
Why is it that the Kentucky Derby horse names sound like the same list of things Trump & Co are trying to do away with in America?
For some reason, I don’t think that ESPN is exaggerating…
WHEN the Liberals win the election tonight/tomorrow, Trump will say it’s rigged
The Jets have the chance to do the funniest thing and draft Shedeur Sanders…
lolDOGE
BRETT FUCKING BATY!!!!!!!!
Any time the Phillies struggle (read: about to lose), we all benefit!
I expected Castellanos to Homer today, given that the Pope died today…
THATS NOT REAL!!! TELL ME THATS NOT REAL 😳
We should start saying “He was DFAFOd” meaning Dude Fucked Around and Found Out
Oof… our airport is not known for its… “amenities”
If you’re looking for something to do here, the Heinz History Museum is an immensely underrated museum! If you’re stuck by PNC Park, the Warhol Museum is also very cool and only a short walk down the street.
I think we’re onto the Twins scheme…
I think the Twins are just stealing other teams’ logos
Im watching the Mets-Twins game now and if you asked me, without context, to tell you which team wears this hat, I would have said the Marlins
I won my league last year with those guys so I feel confident that I can do it again.
I literally have 3/4 of these players on my fantasy team 😳
Pick him up in Free Agency after the draft after having him as a keeper for 4 years. Finally feel justified in my persistence with him.
When the Jeopardy Answer is “This music genre is a giant red flag if someone listens to it.”
That’s not going to freak people out at all….
“Only bitches like Snow Cones! Real men eat at Rita’s!!”
How you guys could get through that without dying is beyond me.
As a current owner, I’ve benched him most of the season so far but I know that’s going to heat up once it’s gets warmer out
And they are without Manea and Montas 🤯🤯
It sounds like the worst fucking fortune cookie message ever.
Garfield. Inglenook Street. Caller said that the neighbors aggressive cat is sitting on the callers porch waiting for someone dumb enough to try to come outside. Caller thinks the cat is up to no good.
And they say Coors in HR ballpark…
“One person I’d love to meet is Jesus. Seems like a kinda guy you can just hang around with. That sounds bad now that’s I say that.”
Ok but when has “This guy isn’t worth X pick in the draft” ever stopped the Browns from picking said guy at X pick in the draft?
Sorry to the happy couple but you weren’t playing my jams soooo… 🤷♂️
Salt Lake City. 🇺🇸 (via @nateforutah.bsky.social @wutangforchildren.bsky.social)
This is Utah in case anyone’s wondering how pissed off people are. I have never seen anything like this.
@razzball.bsky.social someone paid to have this banner flown over Pittsburgh on Opening Day. Gotta love it!
Why the fuck did they keep him out there for so long? I thought 6 runs was enough!
Me, dancing while watching my 401k be setback to its 2014 value.
What 401k? Mine was depleted by Orange Julius Caesar weeks ago!
This has a typical Mets signing written all over it. Step 1: Sign player to Minor League Deal. Step 2: Call up player after injury to starter. Step 3: Release player after starting 3 games over 7 days. Rinse. Wash. Repeat.
A sarcastic wave and a middle finger
There are soooo many likable players on both teams but they both stink
Good morning. They say Elon Musk can do the impossible and yesterday he did. His meddling here and his indiscriminate and illegal DOGE cutting moved my entire (very purple) state of Wisconsin 11 points towards a Democrat 5 months after Trump won by 1 here.
FUCK YOU ELON MUSK!!!! 🖕🖕🖕🖕
FUCK YOU ELON MUSK!!!!!!!
elon musk did a whole-ass felony in public just to take a huge public and personal L haha eat shit bozo
FUCK YOU ELON MUSK!!!!!!!!