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Coyoty (adj.): Like a coyote or Coyote in form, spirit, or humor. Ready to puns upon any opportunity for wordprey.
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Disney learned nothing from Andor.
"LIVES" would improve it.
Satire is not propaganda. Satire encourages people to think for themselves. Propaganda discourages them.
He already told an Australian reporter to shut up or he'll treat that country poorly.
“(RFK JR.) failed to even give you a courtesy call?” Ex CDC Director Dr. Monarez says HHS Secretary RFK Jr. didn’t even give her a courtesy call after the CDC was shot up by a guy who blamed the COVID vaccine for making him depressed and suicidal
Don’t let this make you quieter. Get louder.
Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.
He was attacked for what they predicated him to say, not what he actually said.
in light of the kimmel news, just a reminder that a few days ago a prominent fox news host literally called for killing homeless people. right afterward, someone shot up a couple homeless encampments. that fox news host still has his job.
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I don't see it mentioned he was Trump's doctor and the White House's Chief Medical Officer in the first term. And alleged Dr. Feel Good for the WH.
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Ted Cruz is lying about the bullet casings, saying they had LGBTQ phrases, not the established gaming memes.
Coyotes don't get any sketchier.
You have to add a thick syruppy fluid regularly to overcome friction. It does not taste like syrup. Every 6000 miles, you have to drain all the fluid because it gets dirty, and replace it.
You've impressed Baron Zemo.
They can't even come up with their own title and are using yours.
I've always thought [Insert Author's First Name]'s work was unoriginal.
White House Officials Vow Vast Crackdown on Liberal Groups www.nytimes.com/live/2025/09...
The Dept. of Education has pulled funding for programs in 8 states that support students with both hearing and vision loss. A staffer at one program says he was told the Trump admin. took issue with 2 words on the grant application: “transition" and “privilege": www.propublica.org/article/trum...
The hardest arguments you can have with self-assured people is convincing them they've been fooled or could be.
This may explain why there’s an aggressive response to people who merely post Kirk’s own words. It threatens the existence of the alternate Kirk - the motivational speaker that had been marketed to young kids and white Christian groups through selective quotation & clips.
Williams was a photographer for Jet magazine. He took the photo himself. The OG selfie. Iconic. Orangeburg, South Carolina, 1956
Funny business.
You also have camel toes.
So is your pecker.
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It's bad luck to get a misfortune cookie.
Has she found the real shooter in the ladies' room yet?
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Not a joke: Due to a data error, no one living in Hartford, CT was called for jury duty for 3 years because they were coded as dead. Hartford was full of zombies in 1990.
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She's also bored.
As explained by Willy Wonka, everything looks smaller on TV.
Trump and Vance get backlash for involvement in Kirk's affairs. atlantablackstar.com/2025/09/13/t...
Broken assholes can't contain their crap and they spread it everywhere.
Fortunately it wasn't too much trouble to reshoot and remarket "terrible twos" to "terrible tooths".
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You'll make Arthur angry with you for dashing his dreams. Don't get the duck in a row.
Stephen Colbert celebrated Superb Owl every year when he was on Comedy Central.
U.S. billionaire Trump patron taking water in Britain to fill his own lake. www.bbc.com/news/article...
A friend called asking if I had posted on Facebook about Charlie Kirk. Since I’m not on Facebook, and I wouldn’t have posted about him if I was, please keep in mind the bots are active in stoking division. Here’s the post:
That's what the Time Variance Authority calls it. "The Fucking Timeline".
They found the gun with the unfired ammo
They were writing messages to the Nazis on bombs during World War II. I wouldn't be surprised if people were writing messages on arrows before guns and bombs, or rocks before arrows.
Bella Ciao appears to have come from Farcry 6. Obviously not originally, but it'd be in line with Helldivers, and the owo what's this meme. bsky.app/profile/gabe...
NO ONE expects the Helldivers Inquisition!
Someone tried to connect quantum computers to the Internet, and the superstates collapsed into this universe. At least we're not all singing our inner feelings.
That flamewar escalated quickly.
That was a bullet found in the gun,not in Kirk.
They mist.
Charlie's not useful to him anymore.
It's probably the spleen. Spleens reproduce. And people vent their spleens under pressure.
Megamitochondria.
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NEW: We got access to Jeffrey Epstein’s personal Yahoo inbox — more than 18,000 emails. It shows Epstein’s world in his own words: an unfiltered look at how his operation worked, who enabled it, and how Ghislaine Maxwell stayed at the center of it all.
there is nothing more american than news of a political shooting being interrupted by news of a school shooting
"Colt .45"
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Uncivilized war, you mean.
Grog.
Trump denies domestic violence is a crime. www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...
ICE document shows it knew it was illegally deporting a legal Korean worker. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Absolutely right!
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The thing about temporary insanity. It is temporary. Have to use it while it lasts. --Florence, "Freefall" strip by Mark Stanley
But the man behind the curtain gave him a medal... Oh wait, it was himself.
Video shows Hellfire missile bouncing off UFO. abcnews.go.com/Politics/con...
They're not hiring enough, and have to work with a skeleton crew.
Fiends with bonefits.
I fed my summary into Google and its AI Overview replied with a very interesting explanation on how the deal was considered a "corrupt bargain".
Judge blocks NYC mayor Adams' deal to give ICE offices in Rikers in exchange for dropping corruption charges against him because it looks too much like that. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/08/n...
The Howells still overpacked.
Star Feuds.
The Grapes of Annoyance.
The sub needs a support vessel.
The fishing is spectacular.
You have low quality facts about Low Quality Facts. It's a satire account by a real person.
No one's heard of Eswatini, but if ICE thinks no one will hear of Kilmar Garcia there, they'll find everyone will hear more of Eswatini. ICE says it intends to deport Kilmar Abrego Garcia to Eswatini | AP News apnews.com/article/kilm...
Metaphors be with you.
It's a metaforce.
Spite.
"Gaudy palace" revolution coming up.
They're using them for documents right now.
Not a hoax. bbc.com/news/article...
'S Barron's.
The most beautiful piece of chocolate cake that you've ever seen.
The Aristocrats!
*bootylicking
Yes.
