Crabtime baby. Genderweird Californian, worthy of envy.
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It's like if someone threw a party and didn't invite you and then, when you don't show up, everyone accuses you of not being a team player. Why didn't you break into the kitchen and start doing everyone's dishes? Aren't you a team player? Why do you hate us, you dumb fucking socialist?
Newsom's trying to create a broad coalition all right, but I'm not in it. No one left of Biden is in it. He's made it very clear who's invited and who is not It's not that I'm refusing to get on the Gavin train. It's that Gavin's made it real clear he doesn't want me there
Funnier than any joke we could write
I have this
This dude is constantly doing the “I’m not touching you” type of juvenile antagonism then tries to act holier than thou when people call that bitch-made behavior
Oh no
“Just lets murderers off the hook” is what The Hague is famous for I guess?
I mean you were literally saying we shouldn’t call war crimes war crimes because it doesn’t sound bad enough, what else would you call that?
I think you’re trying to do smug gotchas over semantics because you think war crimes don’t have a bad enough reputation and you want to do market research on terms instead of acknowledging that people know what words mean
Yeah, and? That still sounds like the tier of criminal that hitler and slobodon Milosovic are.
When I hear the word “war crime” I think Nanking or Haditha, not Enron.
War is murder and war crimes are something so bad it’s even a crime at a time when murder is legal
Colloquially, “war crime” sounds *worse* than “murder”
Ah cool i love that we’ve gotten to the “maps and tactics” phase of battle
Sandy I am trying to work!!!
Ok. I have all 7 seasons on DVD, I have tested and they stream just fine. Thats 93 episodes, 20-40 min long a piece. Does anyone actually want to do a watch club because if its just gonna be me and one weirdo making small talk in there im not gonna do it
I always forget about peas but those little guys are a treat. Natures popping boba.
Who are you calling monkeys???
What’s Khmer Rouge, some kind of makeup?
I have become tainted!!!!
you can eat chorizo and egg for every meal and The Man can't stop you
You ever just feel your soul leave your body a little bit as you hear yourself saying “ope lemme just squeeze by ya here”
Entering my breakfast burrito era. They are a practically perfect food.
I enjoy being a hater, so like, what are we gonna do
The guy who founded EC Comics was named Max Gaines. Incredible name. Fantastic. Excellent choice.
www.businessinsider.com/rudy-giulian...
my kid hates eating fruit but if she helps me crush it and fizz it, she can't get enough
we just did watermelon pineapple juice last night (I'm also crushing everything with my new cast iron juicer)
i got a drinkmate OmniFizz so i can carbonate non-water and I have been fizzing EVERYTHING.
i am toying with the idea, and simply the idea...of streaming episodes of Tales from the Crypt on Discord or something, for halloween. However. 1) I am flakier than a croissant 2( i am on the west coast
FYI
FYI
I just want to spend $15-50 to see one band for one hour. That’s all.
I need vapeable caffeine or I might just be thinking of meth actually
A fucked up but also very normal and understandable thing is that parents are reluctant to donate their children’s organs, which are much easier to put into sick children.
Someone should absolutely make a movie or a book or a doc about someone whose life is saved by a school shooting. What a complicating feeling
Oof. My spouse’s old school buddy from Minnesota just got a new liver...On the day of the shooting. I’m sure it’s a coincidence but like.
How I feel reading all y’all’s posts
Why the deliberate pussy placement!!!!!
When Nate Silver continues his obsessions with the website
I feel blessed just having read this
Is it too late to change my career to movie poster conservation? Every step of it looks so goddamned satisfying.
No I believe he is dying of bone-melting disease, the tell-tale sign is when your ear becomes part of your neck and your liver spots align to a grid
YES
Yeah it’s super grainy! Theres not enough data there to fill in the details which is why the robot just took a guess!
He’s lucky RFK wasn’t around 🪚
Lmao so Rudy got rearended while rubbernecking?
I enhanced the photo and seriously can an expert explain this!!!!????
Breaking: Trump seen leaving White House today
Gross!
Uh oh?
You get it, you know the rhythm!!
Pure simple animal pattern recognition
Fascinatingly, I didn’t even have to actually read this post to find it fishy, I could just *see* the shape of the text didn’t look correct.
Hey bbqbaron, got a question for you. Can you post these letters?
I’m the only one here asking the right questions.
Wait where’s the cheese
I’m so fucking sunburnt 😡😡😡😡I’m not mad that’s just what I look like
having a little chat with our son about the internet MY WIFE: once something is on the internet, it’s there forever ME: yeah, just google my name sometime. MY WIFE: or don’t, at least for awhile. OUR SON: why, because it says Kentucky man gets death threats from Blues Traveler fans?
Oh sweet my band was looking for a new pipe and tube guy
It all starts with a purity ring
Thought that said Purty Balls for a sec and I was like, thanks!
Wait they can just do that?
The funniest thing would be for jd Vance to drop dead of a aneurysm while the grim reaper is doing laps between trump and Giuliani
When there’s a curse named after your family…
with trump and giuliani edging right up to the border of death, the comedic rule of threes now screams for blood
Not bragging, but I got out of the Black Lodge really easy. Just gotta go behind one of the curtains. Anyone who's in there more than 20 years has a skill issue.
Mon dieu!
Lol That’s exactly correct
DARK CITY 1998 Dir: Alex Poyras
Insane post from a local Facebook group
He’s such a scamp
You know who else hated communists?
Reading lots of you warning people about “the Jews”
But also, it’s almost like this isn’t a fandom??? I will hate anyone who fucks me over! That’s business baybeeeee
Hmm seems the only whining I hear is your antisemitic bleats
Who is also a multimillionaire
You’re right we better align with the transphobic homeless hunter.
“You don’t get it, I’m just saying those Jews are dangerous to bet on”
Pointing out alternatives isn’t “bashing” you thin skinned potato
What people think they 80s were like versus what the 80s was actually like.
The CLTNSO+ community finally getting the recognition it deserves
Cats Love To Nibble Sweet Oats
cats love to nibble sweet oats
And I am literally asking him to change right now and you said not to??? Make up your mind!!
Yes, he is running for office again you walnut
He is literally in charge of my state right now you ninny
Michael,,,, Thank you
I can
Its absolutely INSANE that this is just out there
You can tell how good a movie is by whether or not Mark Ruffalo has suspenders on in it or not
They should do this to Stephen Miller when It Happens
I need 4.5 mil so I can buy the fox theater in Salinas and turn it into a temple of California cinema
Frances Meh 
