cranemonster.bsky.social
@cranemonster.bsky.social
Just a typical childless cat dad married to a childless cat lady. Los Angeles (Koreatown) resident. Originally from Buchannon, WV and Killbuck, OH (my parents had a thing for Bucks apparently).
created November 18, 2024
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Wait. I thought this was southern California, but the plates aren't NA style plates. There is a big ass truck (that is, of course, empty) and double yellow line. Someone was saying the song was Portuguese. Is this Brazil?
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
NOFX can release a new song, "The Pyschopaths Are Taking Over."
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
I live in Los Angeles now, but when asked where I was from, I had no issues admitting I was from Ohio. Now -- not so much. I know someone from Berchtesgaden, and they WON'T tell anyone but their closest friends that. Now I get it.
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
I Google Image searched the guy, (safe search on of course) and some of his facial expression mid-pitch are amazing. Like he was walking his dog who has diarrhea and the dog did his business in front of a cop so it's going to have to be cleaned up.
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
Might be a good "user engagement" video to review comments that people have. Especially since you have your live stream. I won't make your live stream (driving up to Morro Bay to camp) but I will watch it Monday night on my return.
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
I feel like every generation has that feeling towards their music. I'm in my 40s, and it's weird to see kids with Nirvana shirts. I was big in the Beatles as a kid and adults would grill me if, "I REALLY liked them." In 30 years, people will question kids if they REALLY are Swifties.
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
I had a similiar situation a while back when I asked what 1,300 sq feet was in sq meters. It basically divided by ~3.2. My German teacher thought I had a GIANT apartment. I just did it now, and it gave me the formula thing and it's accurate. I did put sq before each metric.
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
Bit of a non-sequitur but, I love the fact that almost all dubs of The Simpsons voice Marge with her scratchy voice. Even if you closed your eyes and didn't speak the language - you KNOW it's Marge. Homer is all over the place, but I wonder if they just doing their language equivalent of "idiot."
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
I grew up in a small town and thanks to my dad knew a lot of Small Town Business Owners(tm) and they REALLY bought into the Republican lie that any tax increases for Colgate-Palmolive would affect their little Pizza Shop that gave them (the owner) barely minimum wage.
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait you can go to that area at the Law School? I am going to have to go. Because a K-Town resident, my biggest complaint is lack of nice quiet green space when you're tired of the cars that sound like diarrhea.
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
And yet it's not open late given it's proximity to HMS Bounty.
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
As an Angeleno, I am always jelous of outdoor dining being ubiquitous. Despite the great weather here, few places have outdoor dining.
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
He would know.... But I don't think he means himself, I think he means people who have color without the makeup.
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
Man, Hanlon's Razor is REALLING getting dull from how much I have to keep applying it. Maybe these fucks want to destroy us all.
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
This was during the Obama presidency.
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
So for us, it was keeping him distracted by other channels that he liked. Legit there was like two cowboy/western channels so we kept him watching that. And for news, we were fortunate to have a newspaper delivery. He felt connected by still reading the newspaper. Not sure if that's still a choice.
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
An 8 out of 10 fight. I knocked off 2 points because there was a mattress that was left unused. IT WAS RIGHT THERE!
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
As a Californian, I can finally vote on something that has a major national impact, and it really does matter if I vote. (I'm being silly in the fact that as a Californian my vote has less weight than othet states.)
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social)
It took a disturbingly long time for my wife to realize I was talking to the cats and not her when I said, "It's hot [pause] as your mom."
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
We more or less steered a relative away from Fox News. That honestly helped more than anything. They weren't stuck in a constant rage bait cycle.
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
We didn't have sizzilers, but I know angelenos who still have a soft spot for it. Lots of good memories for them. It's funny, now that I'm older, AYCE places lost their value for me, but as a tween or teenager, they were amazing.
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
Despite expanding my pallet and having a more mature idea of what makes good food for me. I can't bring myself to turn my nose at these places. Unlimited bread sticks caused pasta leftovers for the next day's meal.
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
We rarely ate out as kids. Large family, poor parents, and lived in the middle of nowhere. When we did the 1.5-hour trek to a mall, we went to Ponderosa or Olive Garden afterward. Despite having the privilege to travel and living in a food diverse city (LA), I still hold fond memories of them.
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
But cargo ghost has lactaid when you need it.
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
The first Cardinal in..... SPACE!
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
We got the Mel Brooks version of Nazis. It's as if Pennywise did (good) stand-up right before he kills (literally) the room. You're not sure to laugh or piss in fear.
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
We're Angelenos who always leave the windows open, even when it hits - gasps - 50F (German raised wife). So the cats LOVE to burrow under the blankets in the winter. So you have to check ALL bumps on any blanket before sitting.
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
Be nice for a long international flight. Flight attendants go around knocking anyone out who wakes up. Only sound on the flight would be the engines, the thwank of the pans on people's skulls, and that one psychopath who refuses to put on headphones while watching videos on his phone.
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
I bet he makes great Booberry Pancakes.
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
Little known fact, he founded "Focus on the Scampi" right before his death.
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
You joke, I had a vegan girlfriend who was part of a vegan group in Cleveland area and had to tell them her moleskin notebook did not in fact come from moles. She even had a bumper sticker, "Moleskin is vegan," half was, "what is it then?" and the other half was, "What is a vegan?"
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
Honestly the best thing you can do is roll with it and not get all Salt and Vinegar about it.
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
If the Russians had our Cracker Barrels, they would have been able to drown Rasputin in it.
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
Was he really Terrific?
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
When his movie came out, the book store in Coventry had a bunch of books of his and had advertised some event with him. At the time I was living in Lakewood and thought the drive was too much, so I didn't go. I still regret not going and seeing the guy. Even for a second.
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I know I should accept the world as is, and learn to be happy with what I have. But I won't be satisfied until the guy has to be on Cameo to eat.
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
I have stayed out of this whole weird discussion. But do people realize the government have tanks, planes, helicopters, armored vehicles, people trained to point and shot at things, and lots and lots of drones.
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
My wife grew up in Munich and honestly thinks American Suburban kids are in gilded cages. Basically kids roam free and it's perfectly safe and fine. They take the trains and explore.
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
When I moved to LA and someone said I could take the Subway - the Purple Line (now D) - from downtown to Koreatown I thought they were pulling my leg. I was like, "LA doesn't have a subway!"
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
Also when we took friends to Dan Sung Sa and was going to be a 2-hour wait I told them to go here to get something to hold them over until we got in.
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
That specific building has switched hands a few time. It was a dumpling place, then a chicken sandwich place and now Spam Masubi. I think it fits pretty well with the tastes of the community and not something you can get at other places here (in K-Town).
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
*at a 99 Ranch* I think speaking 99 Ranch language would mostly be about sauces and fish.
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
In fairness to Chinese people I had held a big misunderstanding when I overheard a Chinese couple arguing in 99 Ranch. I apparently misunderstood the term for, "that" and had thought they were a racist couple until months later.
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
I commented on YouTube for the Al Go Rhythms. But I still feel like 2E is a great source of inspiration and ideas. You can easily update the rules to whatever rule sets you use.
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
You can feel like you're visiting Germany - only with better weather.
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
As someone who lives in a state with easy mail-in-voting (California). I actually got my first ballot rejected because my signature didn't match what was on my license. So again, they take this shit seriously.
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
Ohhhhh. You're supposed to GIVE, not THROW the sandwhich. Well shit. I lost 15 years over a thrown sandwhich and misunderstood directions. I could have done something more fun to shorten my life.
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
And anyone who wants raw milk dreaming of simple past clearly doesn't understand how dairy works on an industrial scale. Cows sit in things and the machines don't always get cleaned between cows. One sick cow will spoil the whole batch. Things can "sit there" and don't always get cleaned correctly.
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
There seems to be a weird fetish towards "simpler times." When people find out I am from Amish country and that my family are dairy farmers (I live in LA now), I get people who fetishize the Amish talk about their homestead dreams. Like, you all know Amish spend a lot money at Wal-Mart right?
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
The ones who skip their security awareness training are always the ones who need it most.
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
I love the contrast of her bubbly midwestern like friendliness the person she is talking to on the phone to her "you're fucked" bit. Makes me laugh everytime.
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
Edie McClurg! The lady that told Steve Martin he was fucked in Plains, Trains, and Automobiles. www.imdb.com/name/nm05660...
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
See I think they are super efficient. And less rude then waving arms snapping fingers. Plus again, they leave you alone unless you ask and that's Europe levels of quality right there.
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
How did you know my name!? Now I want to reinstall Tenshi for some beeping reason. I have to try REALLY hard not to cheat in that game. The pain is the point.
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
I honestly prefer the, "leave you alone" approach. I like the Korean places here in Koreatown (LA) that have the doorbell thing. That's honestly the best. You ask for service when you need, don't need to hope the waiter sees you. And they leave you alone otherwise.
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
My wife is a very reasonable and intelligent person. But when she won $500 after her first try at machine in Vegas, I had to do everything in my power to get her to stop and cash out right away. She was like, "I won his much, imagine how much more I could win!"
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
Korean coffee culture is up there and we get a taste of it here in LA. And not just because you get to see siphon coffee makers. But you also get a nice non-alcoholic third place. I do miss Heyri, because it had a nice secret garden in the back. Something we don't have at our apt.
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah all of those 1920/1930s buildings always have the fun lighting!
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
What's in Indiana? Uranus!
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
Road nearby where someone may have hit it? I remember in high school hitting a skunk. My parents didn't humor me saying I should get rid of the car.
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
I see - you're a man who doesn't want to spend his whole day on the toilet. Smart Man. I am not allowed to have apricots in the house because I kept my wife up from the frequent bathroom visits the last time I ate a whole bag of them. Stone fruits are the brassica of the fruit family.
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
When I took my wife to visit my family in Holmes County, she loved Hersberger's. As well as the random chocolates we got at Heini's Cheese of all places.
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
I took my then girlfriend (now wife) when we visited my family in Holmes County (about 10-years ago). She actually liked it. I was thinking it would be nightmare fuel but nope.
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
I am always disapointed that the ham in Langham is burnt out and never the Lang. I want my lit ham.
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
Republicans gotta keep their fundy base happy.
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
This would all be funny if these fuckwads didn't have obscene amount of "you will do what I want" money and are actively fucking us all over. We got fucking Mel Brooks villains who think they are in a Tarantino film.
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
As someone who lives in an urban Los Angeles neighborhood, I will say the most dangerous thing in my neighborhood is dog shit and piss.
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
As someone who grew up in small town Ohio, I am more than happy to have left it far-far behind.
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
There is someone who does talks at Pax East on Game Design (Rym DeCoster) and he talked about the phenomenon. He could beat his friends at Air Hockey but once he tried to compete competitively he realized there was a HUGE skill gap. I never fell in that trap since I am so bad at Air Hockey.
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
Team "mid" for the win! Nothing has made me more sympathetic to the 30 year olds still playing AA baseball then realizing I was pretty "eh" when it comes to a game I enjoy playing.
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
This sort of reminds me of the fact that I have like 5,000 hours in Stellaris. I should be the most awesome player in the world! Instead I am pretty "mid."
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Crazy if true... Sorry! Couldn't resist.
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
There is a large group of people with no shame. Who can make constant mistakes and never think about it again (most of the current Trump admin). Meanwhile, I still think about how I confused Catcher in the Rye with To Kill a Mocking Bird 5 years ago when talking with a stranger I'll never see again
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I had to have the rules of LoterĂa explained to me. Much to the amusement of some of our Angeleno friends.
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
I know birds are mostly fluff and hollow bones, but either those birds REALLY are super light or that that is one seriously stable lawn chair. I have seen squirrels tip over lawn chairs when climbing on the back.
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
After the plane landed he went to the bathroom with only one stall and blasted through his Tik Toks on the toilet for 15 minutes. He did not need to poop.
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
To be clear, pointing out actual evidence that vaccines are safe and effective didn't seem to work with her. The thing with conspiracies is that the evidence is made to fit the conclusion.
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
One of my in-laws hasn't found a conspiracy she hasn't believed in. I actually used one of her conspiracies against her and pointed out that low vaccination rates help medical institutions, since vaccines are cheap and cures aren't. Instead of circling that square, she mocked me.
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It would be nice if more Americans would care and be upset about this. Basically we're the kid yelling, "HE HAS NO CLOTHES ON!" and the rest of the crowd is going, "what a fucking weirdo."
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
I remember (and I could just be wrong here), buying the brown player's handbooks. I started collecting a few.
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
Honestly, I wish Hutt would acknowledge that urbanism is a thing and we should promote people over cars.
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
Just be honest on your skill level. I thought I was B1 level but couldn't follow the conversation so had to go to a A level teacher and group.
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
Italki is pretty good. I use it.
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
Once the Fairfax station opens, we plan to take the D line there. But if we do 20 minutes on weekends, we may not after the novelty visit.
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
In the end we have driven over the weekend. Same with Science center and other locations near stations. The time math makes driving make more sense even though I hate driving. What makes your standard German city's subway usable is the time between trains is very short.
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
The every 20 minute thing is annoying. We have had opportunities to take the train to places over the weekend but 20 minutes is silly. An example, we went to see a movie at alamo draft house. If we time it, it's honestly about the same door to door. But if we mess up timing it isn't.
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
Why stay at a hotel and pose with Elvis when you can get into crippling debt on the toilet.
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
This was at night. And in the day there is a lot of people. And like you said, shoes and shampoo for sale most certainly not stolen.
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
But think of the shareholders! If software isn't constantly being updated, then they can't charge monthly subscriptions (even if the change is removing a feature). That's at least a 120 foot yacht we're taking away from an executive if we abolish the subscription model.
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But she said coming out at the Vermont/Wilshire station felt sketchy to her as it was only single men and no guards. In the past we have taken the 7th St. Metro station and walked to the The Last Bookstore area instead of taking Pershing Sq, because that station gives MacArthur Park at night vibes.
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
Sorry to Colombo this. But the constant security guards on the B line made it so that my wife feels safe coming home at night from the Hollywood Bowl - the activity at the Hollywood station and the constant guards there make her feel safe.
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Yes, I never once felt threatened, but often the tents take over the side walks to the point that I have to walk in the streets. I often have to tip tow around broken glass, or my least favorite, watching people just drop trow to piddle or change clothes.
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
We obviously want to treat people with respect and compassion, but it's also an experience you want to avoid. I often wonder if those that shrug off homelessness actually live in areas that have it? When I go to the library I take Wilshire instead of 7th street because 7th st has "Urban Campers"
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When we walk to the Wilshire/Western mall (Called MaDang Courtyard according to Google), the bus stop on Western (by the Pierce National building) is always sketch. It has that mix of homeless yelling to no one, "I told him to fuck himself" mixed with shit and rotten food smell.
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Sunset today (August 5th) for Madrid is 9:25PM. Philadelphia is about the same latitude of 40N and its' sunset is 8:09PM. I live farther south in Los Angeles and the sunset is 7:50PM. I always found the later sunsets in most European countries to be a bit brain breaking.
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I know when we go to Spain, we should be with the locals when we eat, sorry but 10PM is too damn late (even 8:30PM). Our Spanish friends make fun of tourist liking tapas so much. I think it's because that's what good food is available when we want to eat.
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Don't forget how considerate kids can be by leaving a single sip of Orange Juice in the bottle.
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
I heard a rumor that it was dodging a Little Caesars truck when this happened.
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
I think I might start calling socks, sooks from now on.
cranemonster.bsky.social (@cranemonster.bsky.social) reply parent
I am willing to bet like all dense neighborhoods we give more to the city's coffers than the richer neighborhoods. But I don't have that data so I am just a stranger on the internet bullshitting. K-Town can be true 15-minute city. Make walking safer and more pleasant.