There's someone in the kitchen searching through my sacks of grain
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There's someone in the kitchen searching through my sacks of grain
You know what they say: a bunch of crap !
I need a chocolate or sweet treat and I need it yesterday
My brother in cripes
I was wondering that
My name is Fake Donald Trump and I assure you Iām very much alive. And ignore the Fake part!
Oh you wicked sob!
Hey man just my ope! (Opinion)
I think everyone should carry around a gun to shoot dangerous folks with
Nice machine gun, bro. Got mine back at the crib! Gonna go out protecting businesses later
You almost did though
Honey would you still love me if I became a husk of my former self
If Donald Trump dies right now I'll shit bricks
This is my buddy from another bloody battle
What!
Tevuu is on! Everybody view Tevuu - movies or shows to view now
Honey I shrunk kids
Cooking is easy it's just salt fat acid and add a little heat š bone appetite!
Guy who's always trying to be less interesting than you: oh wow that doesn't remind me of anything right now.
That doesn't remind me of anything right now.
Start believing in ancient mysticism soon or perish my guy
Stop believing the absolute truth of the matter and start thinking with your noggin
My creepy friend is trying to slither his way into my home via trickery
I'm not sure
I heard everything many of you said
It very well could be
There should be something ominous in the corner
I keep making plans even though I need to mentally focus soon
Every body is in life
The two body problem
You want to eat them
Le petite mort of Donald Trump...
Woke bathrooms be like Employees may or may not wash their hands depending on how they feel
Donald trump has died a little death š³
Umm yeah no that's not what sand wasps do but go off
Yes!
I don't believe rugs belong in areas
Now that we know he is still alive, we wonder: should he be? Weigh in below š
My little Sunday morning replies. Wake up everybody and check your notifs!
I just became something else entirely
Ah crap
Mm I like the sound of that
I could not love the world entire There grew a desert in my mind I took a hammer to it all Like an insane medieval king
I don't believe rugs belong in areas
Punk rock just died
Go to bad
my grim hairstyle obscures a sexy past
I'm not sure how easy it is but I definitely recommend setting up a nice little nest egg for you and the spouse in the unlikely event things go to complete shit for y'all. I know they won't but best to be prepared, hey
Your days are numbered. Nooo really ? First time reading a calendar much ? Then makes the L for loser sign on my forehead and blows raspberry
I'm laughing my fucking ass off at some seriously funny shit not going to lie about that
I would laugh my fucking ass off (lmfao)
Is punk rock "dead" ?
Oh fuck!
Bella Ramsey set to play cranny boy in live action television programme
Yeah sure not like I give a fuck
Why are many odd men trying to steal my wads of cash?
I have fifty thousand dollars cash
I already knew that
I will
Moon biome
Wild take
Eh I can make pretty decent posts in the dead of night too. Doesn't always have to be in the day
Goodnight
Let's just say if you're lovely I fw you heavy
Sun's green I said, kid. Ain't no spf in the world going to help us now....
Music is objectively bad
Do you want to buy my idea
They made it
They're making a new Ad Pillow that wakes you up a few times in the night to show you ads
I told my coworker I'm smoking on that shit that made earl grey
Thank you!
"Cranny Boy is so strange look at his pointy teeth... OMG LABUBU š" my face when: š
Yeah this is gonna be tight
My con artist buddy wants to go into business with me and Hugo
Keep trying
Let's go on TV fam
I know where this is
Am I correct in assuming that you have a guy hiding in your coat and that you're actually two guys stacked atop one another ?
ā ļø EMERGE ā ļø
You're giving teenager, bro. Try not to act in that way around my contemporaries
This was wonderful we'll have to do this again sometime! ...riiiight and you do know that I'm just your cashier at the fast food restaurant named Wendy's, is that correct?
Now now kitten I'm busy summoning a deep and relentless inner light to beat back the ceaseless pain and darkness that is human existence
Yeah apparently boomers started the fire
Normalize acting a certain way in accordance with your personal morals
Tree Floor
Literally all I hope for is that I die painlessly and that somebody writes a book about me after I'm gone
Bro you have serious teenager breath
*guy looking at a painting* you can tell the artist really liked using paints and moving it around on the canvas to elicit a image
Rare photograph of cranny home. As you can see I have objects
I always keep several pairs of shoes carefully placed throughout my home in case if someone breaks in they'll think I have ghosts who wear normal human shoes and get spooked...
Turn me into mush
There needs to be more weird records in the woods
I found weird records in the woods they were sounds of two old men discussing their towns zoning laws
Yeeerrrrpppppp
I have a confession I never learned how to write elegant sonnets
I would be amazed by glorious views
"The Cola Years"
The bluesky experience
DM if you work in the public sector