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🤨 No worries…unlike MAGAts, Americans who love our country know a traitorous son of a bitch—like that orange racist sexist pathological lying convicted felon—when we see and hear one.
"Fool jerk, ba-ba-baba bop-bop-ba-bop, Fool jerk!"
Impossibibleb! Our air defense is foolproof. Well... you've got to account for the drunken peasant factor, so 15 percent at least. But that's that's foolproof by our standards! Speaking of drinks, I may go see Comrade Medvedevil and have 10 or 20. He's a generous host and has his own distillery. 🫡
RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES AND LET SLIP THE DOGS OF WAR!!!
Don't mention the war! No not the war against Ukraine, the second world war ya dumbass.
Ternopil 🙏
Ian Miles Cheong, also called Antslayer, has turned cloak for the United Arab Emirates
Blyat! Chort,chort,chort!
🍿 New footage from Engels oil depot. #russianLosses
#Ukraine #Analysis
Blyat! Hooboy, it's been a rough week in the Motherland.
🔥 Engels, Oil depot for refueling strategic aviation of the Russians, Engels-2 airfield.
🤣 Are you related to Steve Dreyer? You look a bit alike and have the same sense of humor.
Trump can hurt Musk so much worse than Musk can hurt Trump, but it is not just possible but likely that Musk fundamentally does not understand that
Just one. After he freezes his assets.
Musk is the last guy I would expect to engage in a pissing contest, least of all with Trump but I guess it Depends.
Hmm...?
The Big Tuna chimes in. I was waiting on this.
Trump & Musk are in a full-blown billionaire breakup—fighting over who’s the bigger grifter Our new comprehensive report shows just how much Elon stands to lose Spoiler: it’s a lot. We’ll be releasing our findings TONIGHT exclusively on @briefingwithpsaki.bsky.social at 9:10pm ET
You mean he's not? The FSB said there were at least 2 Biden cyborg's. They're never wrong about such things. Where do you think Krasnov... I mean Trump, got his info? Our Supreme Commander has many robot doubles, but the numbers are classified.
As a fun reminder, it was only 48 hours ago when Trump insisted Joe Biden was a robot.
This is the most true shit ever. If Epstein files even exist then of course Trump is in them and he won't lose one supporter for it. We know this already. But Elon literally just said with his whole chest to the whole world that he knowingly spent millions to elect a pedophile.
Trump once said he beat O.J. Simpson in a footrace. OJ had world class speed in his years at USC and was part of a world record holding 440 yard relay team there. He also said he was the best HS baseball player in NY State. How dare you question Trump's athletic credentials!
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Yep.
Hakeem Jefferies on a mission to unmask ICE Agents. This is not the Soviet Union or Nazi Germany.
House Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries vowed to expose the identities of ICE agents. “This is not the Soviet Union... every single one of them will, of course, be identified.” ....no matter what it takes, no matter how long it takes.”
Trump is not to be trusted
Krasnov, please!
I've been telling people that for over 30 years. It doesn't do a damned thing to stop them from thinking it, though. I feel like Don Quixote at times.
Krasnov worries me these days, Hoody.
From Sheep 🐑 Social. 👇
Interesting. You Doges are always up to something? Remind me to report you to the Ambassador to Sweden. He's the #1 enemy of NAFO and my closest Comrade Brother Cousin. Beware!
donate any amount any of these causes and get your Fella in front of the TACO stand!🤭 Because It's always taco Tuesday somewhere !🤣🤣 **TACO meme provided is 100% bonking approved, and don't forget to use #TacoTuesday 😉😉
Republicans snuck an AI regulation BAN into the “Big Beautiful Bill.” That means companies like Real Page can use AI to get around price fixing laws and RAISE YOUR RENT. BUT this policy violates the Senate's budget rules. I'm calling foul — and fighting back to reject it.
#Ukraine
It's been a grand day, Fella. Whoops, I mean "Ebil Doge!" Got to stay in character.
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it’s almost like courage in the face of fascism is rewarded by voters or something
Only the first day and we are 15% of the way there! Thank you so much everybody! ☺️
The Armed Forces of Ukraine and other Ukrainian militarized forces have carried out some of the most high-level drone strikes in modern history.
"Knock this stick off my shoulder, I dare you!"
This 🤨 he is pathetic orange racist lying convicted felon Putin’s puppet
The Great Khan is the shot caller in Eurasia. When he calls, you come.
Diplomatic speak for Putin will show up for the sham parade, kiss the Chinese ring and ask for more weapons and ammunition in return. Jinping will co-operate because Russia’s war in Ukraine is a great distraction from his own debt, economic, Uyghur, Tibetan, Indian, and Taiwan issues. 3/3
The Golden Dome. See, I just knew there was a reason defense contractors weren't bitching about anything yet!! They are fixing to get the biggest handout --$25 billion-- for nothing in decades..maybe ever! All in the BBB as it cut benefits etc for veterans! www.military.com/daily-news/2...
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well I’ll be damn 🤨
Hegseth will hold both. Diluted maple syrup ferments. It's a strategic emergency resource for guys like Pete.
“Mexico will pay for the wall” Mexico: “Hold my tequila.” “Canada will pay for my Golden Dome.” Canada: “Hold my maple syrup.”
Poor Boss. If Krasnov has figured it out everyone knows.
Cardboard is made with cheap glues. Did you ever hear jokes in old cartoons and TV shows about sending the horse or the cow to the glue factory? Carboard smells like a snack bar to cats.
2 girls, 2 tubs?
“My ‘Golden Dome’ will work like this.”
When you hand your government over to a dictator, you also hand over to him your dinner menu. I hear shoe leather provides **some** nutritional value, Ivan. Enjoy. 👞🍽️🤤
It’s the damn mainstream media that continues normalizing every criminal act of that racist pathological lying convicted felon!
The Trump Admin gave the green light for a device that allows semi-automatic rifles to fire like machine guns. This ill-advised decision will only fuel our gun violence epidemic.
This 🤣 is Unfuckingbelievable
Maher? He's nuts. He uses too much of his own supply, if you get my drift.
He was hospitalized due to a suspected poisoning a few months back. He hasn't been heard from since. Probably bad tea, it happens here.
MIKE JOHNSON: We are not cutting Medicaid in this package. TAPPER: 1.4m people in Louisiana are on Medicaid. Is it your contention that if any of them lose benefits, it's bc they shouldn't have been receiving them? J: Yeah. Every district in America has people who are on the program who shouldn't.
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"Get the Doge Lord botox and filler, stat!"
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Gian Lorenzo Bernini's last masterpiece -the ecstasy of blessed Ludovica Albertoni, 1671. #WorldHistory #History
ART!
Aww, lil donny finally realiZing what has been blatantly obvious to all in Ukraine, if not the whole planet for 3.5 years. Who said tяump was stupid?
Wow, tяump still cannot get over the fact he is a coward and Zelenskyy is not. Slava Ukraine🇺🇦 Слава Україні 🇺🇦
I'm temporarily taking potatoes. Big potato shortages in both Russia and Belarus. Asma says "Hello", Hope. She's shopping in Baku. Very high end clothing and restaurants there. No sanctions against Azerbaijan. We have a beach house to the south of there.
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💥 In Tver, UAVs attacked the Migalovo airfield. ✈️ Due to the threat of an attack, the Russians raised their planes into the sky, and the local air defense tried to shoot them down. Unfortunately, they did not hit.
THIS is THE WAY !!
Every dollar invested in fluoridation prevents $38 in dental bills.
"Last night, the skies over Kyiv lit up with fire. Missiles. Drones. Death ... Residential blocks were hit. Civilians trapped. Emergency crews are still pulling bodies from the rubble. This wasn’t random. This wasn’t just another strike. This was a message." www.rawstory.com/trump-messag...
5 million bucks is 5 million bucks, the Great Deal Maker won't say no to that.
He's a born suka who will do anything for money and power. His Mama, Papa, both Ded's and Baba's come from a county known as "Bloody Breathitt" in Kentucky due to it's long history of blood feuds. He's a natural. Take that Kadyrov!
Krasnov is getting unstable, and that's saying a little about a lot, Madame Comrade Secretary. Is the Furniture Fornicator ready to go if needed?
🫵 GOVERNOR OF AMERICA OBLAST🇺🇸🇷🇺 - PAY ATTENTION 🫵 👇👇👇
We're only terrorists on the days that end in "Y", in Anglo-Saxon, Paolo.
UK authorities are investigating possible Russian involvement in recent arson attacks targeting properties linked to Prime Minister Keir Starmer. Three men have been charged and are in custody. Officials suspect they may have been recruited by Russian operatives. 👇 shorturl.at/Wa9qp
Batting 300 in the Real Russian, American appropriated sport of Baseballov is good, nyet?
Spanish intelligence services: Russian Federation attempted to influence elections in Moldova, Romania, and Georgia Russia succeeded in Georgia... odessa-journal.com/spanish-inte...
The Russians think that terror against the #Ukrainian civilian population is their best trump card before the so-called 'negotiations.' Did Putin mention this when he talked about how much he wants peace? Or does Russia still look like an interesting and reliable 'economic partner' to anyone?
Russia has improved its ballistic missiles, so it's more complicated for Patriot systems to shoot them down, said Yurii Ihnat, head of the Communications Department of the Air Force Command of the AFU. "It is about firing radar decoys, which each missile can fire when it approaches the target.
"Stop The Steal! You protest, I'll supply moral support from a secret golf resort. It worked for another guy once, it could happen here. Good luck and I promise you, This, That, and the Other Thing!"
#Russia #Ukraine
Relatives of Ukrainian Defenders in captivity are holding photos and shouting their surnames, hoping to learn at least some information. 📹: hromadske
It's nice to know that I'm not the only one that sees this. The entire "Star Wars/ High Frontier" nonsense originated from the followers of the ever strange Lyndon LaRouche. It was a glorious era of American politics. Bring back generic food and govt. cheese!