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I’m amazed the windows actually open

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zomg

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“Yeah so our ‘angels’ are multi-legged skeletons that eat the stars”

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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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I thought it was speaker of the house 🤷🏻‍♂️

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how was it

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I went so far as downloading the episode but with no spanish track 🫤

Corel Gallery Clipart (@clipart.bsky.social) reposted

OTTER.BMF

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tf kind of tank is that supposed to be

Luke (@llobrow.bsky.social) reposted

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inner circle by sinner urkel

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lol

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lol sure

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I've got white nerves, I can't feel the dirty legs

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I'm dropping my reciprocal tariffs to spur negotiation *lowers underwear and takes a massive steaming shit onto carpet*

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lol

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so when's the next confidence motion in parliament?

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lmao negotiating your way into a trap

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how embarrassing for you

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gold leaf age

[Sic] Burns (@sicburns2.bsky.social) reposted

The Girl with the

🔞 Ian Jones 🏳‍🌈 (@spazwazza.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

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bsky mentioned in a plinkett video

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lol

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it was a luna moth caterpillar, like this fellow (googled for photos, not mine)

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finally at peace

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let us worship

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still walking and talking 🤷🏻‍♂️

CromDeluise (@cromdeluise.bsky.social)

for better or worse, i stopped taking my prescription meds 3-4 months ago lost my coverage because i couldn't handle communicating with the disability support people once a month. then my doctor retired. then my dad died. i have some contract work i enjoy but it's sparse and no benefits. life lol

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i like sam & dave's little dances youtu.be/kUk1WTAReyE?...

DougExeter (@dougexeter.bsky.social) reposted

here at Ethical Slaveholders Corp. we believe in two things: ethics, and owning slaves

CromDeluise (@cromdeluise.bsky.social)

wanna know what's up? saw a neon green accordion-style caterpillar the size of a travel tube of toothpaste that's what's fucking up

𝗖👽𝗥𝗟 (@carl.bsky.social) reposted

And you could have it all My container of souls I will make you soup You can keep the bowls

Eateth Pilaf (@johnnypi.bsky.social) reposted

[orderlies surround me carrying a giant net] because they're not really dinosaurs! they're not! hammond even talks about the flea circus because what he's created is an illusion only, the idea of dinosaurs, the popular concept of dinosaurs! stop calling them dinosaurs! [i am carted away]

jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

CromDeluise (@cromdeluise.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

a man a plan a mub bum anal panama

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youtu.be/OrrW53EuArA?...

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lol

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my colon is more productive than this fucking bullshit

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Scoop: people in Hell want a glass of icewater

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this shit has healing powers

Young Pete Toms (@petetoms.bsky.social) reposted

I live my whole life filled with anxiety and dread and I will still never be as scared as one of the 20 guys in full tactical gear carrying a blast shield and an assault rifle while going to arrest the guy who threw a sandwich at a cop.

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niche/nook/crevice

Sen. Lemon Gogurt (@ugarles.bsky.social) reposted

gimme the meatball, a foot-long roll got a message for the goon out on patrol then run away

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fucking garbage rag

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lol

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who fucking cares

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stupidest fucking backwards bullshit ever

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why am I still with bell

Mike Schuster (@mcs212.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

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youtu.be/U-jXMeo4a4k?...

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really leaves one asking "is he sucking jon stewart's cock or throwing out a premise everyone will hate?"

gibbet cage (@gibbet-cage.bsky.social) reposted

Installed a bad firmware update on my castle guards and they’ve all lost compatibility with the third party halberds I prefer

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git those varmints

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clogger is to hoofer as

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get his ass, beasass

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awesome suggestion, youtube. thank you so much ffs

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delusional

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"one shawshank plz" -andy dufresne

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cousin david

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-VI...

Alt Tars Tarkas dot NET (@tarstarkas.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Garfiled's plane was shot down over the Sea of Lasagna. It spun in. There were no survivors.

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take him to church 👊

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how about combining bill ackman with the pacific ocean

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the charles bronson method

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overwhelming stench of desperation

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every part of it is amazing

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so that's a no, then

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rip to old guy in this mcdonalds training film youtu.be/CLm36MpPSeM?...

Weird Spy Satellite (@weirdsatellite.bsky.social) reposted

Dispatch #09890 from Topaz 3 (CONFIDENTIAL) 1. L'IL Waffles

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burn baby burn

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lol

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you were young and wild

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that's a good point

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happy for you

El Gato Astronomico (@astrocat.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Wow, a trough just for me

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lol

Ela Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (@ela-bambust.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

The thing is, the thing is, the thing is that I get it! I get it! I want to fuck the big robot too. We all want to fuck the big robot! Look at it! Look at it! Carry me around you big hunk of metal! Cradle me daddy! But the - 𝘭𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘴 - but the point is that we're running out of normal pilots!

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lol

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that's where the data is

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more like the lie berry of congress

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genuinely wanting to be dead lol

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bad brain day

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lol

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nu alchemy

Professor Freaksworth (@proffreakzworth.bsky.social) reposted

Having to do something for my job

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fuck off into the sea

Qui-Gon Jinn (@quigonswbot.bsky.social) reposted

That is the sound of a thousand terrible things heading this way.

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fucking ghouls

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a man a plan a mub bum anal panama

CromDeluise (@cromdeluise.bsky.social) reply parent

what if he had a pillow shaped like a bagel