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Crud Thumper

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🇎🇧🇚ðŸ‡Ķ🇊🇚ðŸ‡ĻðŸ‡ĶðŸ‡ŊðŸ‡ĩðŸ‡Ķ🇚ðŸ‡ģðŸ‡ŋ🇰🇷ðŸ‡đ🇞(🇚ðŸ‡ļ?)🌐🕊ïļ 1. Necessity is the mother of all creation (sic) 2. Assumption is the mother of all f*ck up 3. Artificial Intelligence is no substitute for Natural Stupidity 4. Live and let live - NOT Live like I tell you to live

created January 21, 2025

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Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social) reply parent

... this is what he's after.

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15/8/2025, 8:06:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social)

Yeah, I don't think this is what Donny TACO's pursuing... #trump #putin #convictedfelon #warcriminal #alaska #slavaukraini

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15/8/2025, 8:05:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social)

Watching these two pricks effervesce over each other on the tarmac; a little bit of vomit came into my mouth. #alaska #trump #putin #convictedfelon #warcriminal

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15/8/2025, 7:50:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social)

Is anyone else excited about the war criminal meeting with the convicted felon in Alaska later? Me neither.

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15/8/2025, 2:29:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social) reply parent

Yet another narcissist throwing his rattle out of the pram. Seems to be contagious.

13/8/2025, 10:40:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social) reply parent

Who needs experts when you've got love? âĢïļ

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13/8/2025, 9:16:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social) reply parent

😁

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13/8/2025, 1:48:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social)

Spatialise mixed by Mstr. Niggles (aka Crud Thumper) @mixcloud.bsky.social #AncestralRhythms

12/8/2025, 4:27:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social)

How much longer before The Epstein Files are *tragically* lost in some kind of *blameless catastrophe*, meaning that no one can ever access them again? Taking bets... #epstein #epsteinfiles #draintheswamp #trump

25/7/2025, 10:26:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social)

Question: Is it likely that the adjudicated rapist and convicted felon, who was gifted his sizable wealth, and spent his life playboy'ing around, making bad decisions, and generally being obnoxious, appears in the Epstein Client List? Hmmmm... tough one. 🙄

18/7/2025, 5:16:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social)

Dear USA Re: Epstein files/client list Trump is definitely in them. But also, Trump has never been held accountable for his misdeeds, even if he's been found guilty in court. 1) So, stop whining. Or... 2) Do something about it! Have a nice day.

13/7/2025, 4:03:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social)

I have a peculiar desire to rewatch Civil War this evening. Can't quite fathom why... #July4th

5/7/2025, 2:10:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social) reply parent

'Race science' guy? Would that make him some kind of anthropologist? Or is he just another racistologist? (Quote a few of these dickheads floating about recently...)

4/7/2025, 11:41:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social)

I'm not a politician, but I'll give it a go.

4/7/2025, 11:32:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social) reply parent

Haha. Right, I'll start thinking about a manifesto.

4/7/2025, 11:30:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social) reply parent

About flipping time. Love the Danes. ðŸ‡Đ🇰âĢïļ

4/7/2025, 9:18:15 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social) reply parent

I feel for you both. I'm in a similar situation with my cat, my best friend. He's quite ill, but thankfully it's still manageable for the time being. You're right, it's soul destroying. I hope you're able to enjoy a few more moments together. Sending big hugs to both of you. âĢïļ

4/7/2025, 9:15:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social) reply parent

Heck, if that's the case, I'll have a go - I'm not even American.

4/7/2025, 9:07:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Timothy Snyder (@timothysnyder.bsky.social) reposted

"With the passage of Trump's death bill, we face the prospect of many great harms, including an archipelago of concentration camps across the United States." snyder.substack.com/p/concentrat...

4/7/2025, 4:07:08 PM | 1711 693 | View on Bluesky | view

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4/7/2025, 4:20:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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4/7/2025, 4:03:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social)

Happy "Shoot yourself in the foot" Day, America!! #july4th

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4/7/2025, 3:51:03 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social) reply parent

Someone should tell the Russians that Douglas Adams wasn't being serious when he wrote about how to fly - throw yourself at the floor, and miss.

4/7/2025, 2:58:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social)

TACO's at it again... ðŸŒŪ👎🇚ðŸ‡ļ✖ïļðŸ‡šðŸ‡Ķ😓

2/7/2025, 12:13:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social)

In winter, if you put things on, you stay warm. In summer, if you take things off, they throw you out of the shop. 🔆ðŸĨĩ🔆ðŸĨĩ🔆ðŸĨĩ🔆ðŸĨĩ🔆

30/6/2025, 9:34:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social) reply parent

I think this is covered in one of the later chapters, but there's still plenty more to look forward to! 😐

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29/6/2025, 8:13:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, I don't hate my mother that much.

29/6/2025, 8:02:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social) reply parent

Is that 'Peace through Strength?' - aka, How to win a Nobel?

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26/6/2025, 3:54:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social) reply parent

Donald doesn't want war!

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26/6/2025, 3:50:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social) reply parent

Just give it to him already.

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26/6/2025, 3:48:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social) reply parent

Rightly so!

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26/6/2025, 3:46:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social) reply parent

Not for long!

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26/6/2025, 3:45:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social) reply parent

Like this?

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26/6/2025, 3:44:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social) reply parent

Definitely!

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26/6/2025, 3:43:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, if he really wants it...

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26/6/2025, 3:41:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social) reply parent

So near, and yet so far...

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26/6/2025, 3:40:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social) reply parent

So near, and yet so far...

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26/6/2025, 3:40:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social) reply parent

Don't be so sure.

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26/6/2025, 3:38:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social) reply parent

Perhaps...

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26/6/2025, 3:37:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social) reply parent

They're almost right.

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26/6/2025, 3:36:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe...

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26/6/2025, 3:35:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social)

Donald should definitely win a Nobel Pees Prize. #trump #nobelpeaceprize

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26/6/2025, 3:32:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Saganism (@sagan.bsky.social) reposted

"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." — Voltaire

22/6/2025, 5:05:28 PM | 1487 413 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social)

Having just authorised 3 bombing strikes in Iran, Donald now says it's time for peace. Or perhaps he means pees. #trumpbombsiran

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22/6/2025, 12:28:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social) reply parent

The way things are going, that may be a good thing.

21/6/2025, 9:35:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social) reply parent

Money is like a religion - but like other religions, its power is in the importance we collectively put into it. Religion kills, and so does money. But when we die out, money will cease to exist. And this may be one of the defining stupidities of the human race.

21/6/2025, 3:38:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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21/6/2025, 3:05:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social) reply parent

"Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience." - Mark Twain

21/6/2025, 3:04:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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21/6/2025, 3:08:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm pretty sure this is true of anyone calling anyone woke.

21/6/2025, 3:06:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social) reply parent

The former; because it'll likely be used to convince Trump to get involved. But, both pretty diabolical.

19/6/2025, 6:41:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social) reply parent

I hope there's a dangling bucket of coffee somewhere too.

19/6/2025, 5:57:17 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social) reply parent

Asbestos causes asbestosis, a rare, but serious lung condition. Asbestosis can lead to cancer. It's well known about, and completely avoidable. What's to discuss?

19/6/2025, 5:53:54 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social) reply parent

I've think we will might be.

18/6/2025, 10:48:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social) reply parent

Could?

18/6/2025, 10:35:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social) reply parent

'Negative' as a homo sapien?

18/6/2025, 10:31:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social) reply parent

Did she see herself in a mirror? I think l'd get anaphylactic shock too.

18/6/2025, 10:29:39 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social) reply parent

#GideonLevy just made it onto my dinner-guest wish/bucket list.

18/6/2025, 6:14:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social)

This guy just made it onto my dinner-guest wish/bucket list. #GideonLevy is one of those people we should listen to when he starts talking.

18/6/2025, 6:13:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social) reply parent

"Mirrors mirrors, everywhere. I'm the greatest POTUS ever! But tell me, 'coz I'm not a fan: Where the fucks this place, Iran?? Can you get a TACO there? Or Big Macs in the Market Square? A nice golf course where I can play? Fuck it - I'll bomb them anyway."

17/6/2025, 10:00:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm so glad TACO left - now the grown-ups can talk properly.

17/6/2025, 9:33:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social)

... and they all think he's a massive bellend too.

17/6/2025, 9:31:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social) reply parent

He's leaving already? Great! Oh...

17/6/2025, 9:25:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social)

'Should' has become such an overused modal, it's practically lost its meaning.

17/6/2025, 10:22:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social) reply parent

'Should' has become such an overused modal, it's practically lost its meaning.

17/6/2025, 10:22:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social) reply parent

Because he needed to get back for lunch? TACO time!

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17/6/2025, 10:18:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social) reply parent

No, he was going to do that anyway.

17/6/2025, 10:16:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social)

Yet another reason why it will take decades before 🇚ðŸ‡ļ can be trusted again. 😓

17/6/2025, 10:15:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social) reply parent

Yet another reason why it will take decades before 🇚ðŸ‡ļ can be trusted again. 😓

17/6/2025, 10:15:21 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social) reply parent

Ducking autocorrect...

17/6/2025, 10:11:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mazinger123.bsky.social (@mazinger123.bsky.social) reposted

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16/6/2025, 4:35:24 PM | 3290 455 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social) reply parent

I guess TACO's written on the back of his head.

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17/6/2025, 10:07:17 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social) reply parent

G6 has a nice ring to it.

17/6/2025, 10:06:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social)

This is a bit like me making $1.3 million as a gynaecologist in the last year. (I didn't, BTW.)

17/6/2025, 10:01:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social) reply parent

That's a bit like me making $1.3 million as a gynaecologist. (I didn't, BTW.)

17/6/2025, 9:59:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social) reply parent

'Grooms' should probably be renamed, given modern-day, negative connotations.

17/6/2025, 9:55:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social) reply parent

No time for TACOs in Canada.

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17/6/2025, 9:50:37 AM | 4 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social)

Precisely, Ed.

17/6/2025, 9:49:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social) reply parent

TACO

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Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social) reply parent

Agreed - but not only ðŸ‡ĻðŸ‡Ķ. Instead, roving camera crews should be sent to cover some of the #NoKings events scheduled the same day. Celebrate people - not war machines (and thin-skinned, egomaniacal ðŸŒŪs).

13/6/2025, 12:23:44 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social) reply parent

What's amazing to me is that there are some who still seem surprised that a) Project 2025 actually exists, and b) the administration is actually following it. It was there all along, and you still voted him in. Own it.

13/6/2025, 12:15:22 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe getting deported isn't so bad after all...

11/6/2025, 9:32:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social)

No human being is illegal. But some get close. And near the top of that list is Stephen f*cking Miller.

10/6/2025, 10:52:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social) reply parent

Hegseth is a puppy dog (sorry dogs), and he'll do anything for his master happy. Or a bottle of cheap bourbon.

9/6/2025, 11:11:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social) reply parent

Do you think there'll be a recount?

9/6/2025, 11:07:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social) reply parent

Perfect

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Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social) reply parent

This is talking about one of the worst kept 'secrets' in modern times - but that doesn't make it any less dangerous. Remember, they WANT you to cause problems. Be strong. Be proud. But, be wise. And, be safe. 🇚ðŸ‡ļ💊ðŸĶ‰ðŸŦķ

9/6/2025, 12:19:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social)

Incredible scenes from Moscow, with Russian storm troopers dragging civilians off the street. Hang on... that's not Russia...

9/6/2025, 12:03:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social)

Interview with Mr @timothysnyder.bsky.social. When this guy's talking, we should all take time to listen.

8/6/2025, 5:33:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social) reply parent

Goebbels

8/6/2025, 5:02:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social) reply parent

True, but I think most of your lot gets it. Kudos ðŸ‡ĻðŸ‡Ķ

8/6/2025, 4:12:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social) reply parent

Apart from the Native Americans - EVERYONE in the US is an immigrant.

7/6/2025, 9:54:49 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looks like they're warming up for a rerun of Tiananmen Square.

7/6/2025, 9:52:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They were trying to get to El Salvador, but then they went and shut down the Department of Education...

7/6/2025, 9:42:39 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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7/6/2025, 6:09:15 PM | 716 190 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social) reply parent

TACO!

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The cat thought he'd moved into Alton Towers.

7/6/2025, 9:38:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social) reply parent

Is ICE more like the Gestapo or the SS?

7/6/2025, 9:37:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tangerine Trumpster Fire vs Yuk de Toilette

6/6/2025, 5:26:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crud Thumper (@crudthumper.bsky.social) reply parent

... and not in America.

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