new puppy checkup day. he has been diagnosed with being just too much
you can’t write like this if you’re an adult. can’t even hit the spellcheck
do you like saying magat because it rhymes with another slur
two army generals turning keys at the same time to unlock the fourth pinocchio
did trump just say he’s seen ai fakes since he was a baby
trump space command? lol
they revised to add “be”
how funny would it be if he did have the big AI forehead lump
the president will be speaking shortly, just as soon as we figure out how to bring him back to life
walked by the baby shepherd and the grown shepherd both lying on their sides in the exact same way and got the exact same sideeye simultaneously
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lol i saw someone complaining that “moderating” on an issue gets them accused of throwing a group under the bus and like…is that the real injustice here
I looked at the actual survey summary and lol. seems like there might be another article to write here
if you’re constantly advocating that the rights of other people should be conceded to right-wing psychos you can live with being made fun of online
there’s a genre of bluesky post that is “centrist white guy who magnanimously tolerates the stupid left” and all i can say is: thank you and everyone in your replies who looks and talks exactly like you 🙏
i would even argue that matt yglesias is his bizarro
one of my cousins looks almost exactly like matt yglesias except he’s not bald and has no facial hair and he’s always very happy and pleasant. he works for the soda company
ahaha
puppy untied my shoe and as i bent down to retie them he pounced at the girl dog and made her jump and smash her pachycephalosaurus skull into my nose. i got equalizered
lemme tell you what is flaming though
more like…spray taanesh
i think he died but it’s taking time to make its way through his body like mold on bread
they’re referring to it being modeled similarly to Romney’s healthcare plan when he was governor of MA. the public option was never seriously on the table
no
i think his head got noticeably bigger overnight
probably justin bieber records lol. but why’d they have them to begin with 🤔😳
building the statue but it keeps tipping over
if you showed me a bunch of charts and graphs conclusively showing something i was doing was scaring away new people and investors i would keep doing it
I always ask myself “is what I’m doing helping tech and PE make money” before making a post
bad news: he has spent his daily allotment of iq
thanks for the rec! i remember frisoni had a really good khorne berserker tutorial i’ve been meaning to revisit
broken windows theory: slamming into rudy giuliani’s car from behind at a high rate of speed will result in them
I would read a whole series of reports like this on each individual federal goon. They all deserve a profile.
wow i can sign up for even more annoying texts and emails and all it’ll cost me is a dollar? sign me up…not! fuck you! wear a shirt that fits!!
the ones you’re eating in several sittings? heh…
i work at the factory that makes resealable snack pouches making sure the “tear here” label is too high above the ziploc thing when you rip it off. every day i leave work i get shot at in the parking lot by a half dozen guys wearing shirts tucked into jean shorts
Latest Leviathan Dreadnought. #Imperialfists #horusheresy #siegeofterra
nuts, right?
there is a warhammer painter named omegonedge who has been doing some very cool stuff with oil painting and has a very good patreon and youtube channel
my beef with these has been how they ironically always seem to assume you’re a straight white guy
comparing rolf to where the big guy was at this age and i think its gonna be slightly less intense this time
Me when my wife sees the browser history
my mom is a retired garbageman and says the leaking juices indicate he is filled with diet coke that expired in 2016 and several half cinched bags of elderly weimaraner diarrhea
learning his place in the annoyance hierarchy
tuesdays with morrie is coming to xbox live
people do this on like playthroughs of a backrooms game
i think i’m done with squirrels. always darting around like someone is playing them in a point and click game. tired of it
how do i get this on the what’s hot classic tab
just another sexy ass Saturday morning, at the emergency vet because my dog ate two corn cobs!!! How have dogs survived to this point given how much they love eating things that kill them!!! Anyway this would be a great time for lots of people to buy my bumper stickers
i can’t believe how much mileage they’ve gotten out of jim face shows. get someone on tv to make eye contact with the loneliest viewers in the world every few minutes and you’re good as gold
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they have all been a hoot!
some kid fell into our yard
Mr President you need to stop eating the begging strips for this to work
donald trump has been taken to walter reed due to having that one amazonian fish that swims up your urethra. doctors are attempting to lure the fish out with beggin strips (beef brisket flavor)
Why is no one talking about this
finished up a squad of Emperor’s Children infractors. tried a few new things that were hit or miss but still the most fun legion to paint #warhammer #warhammercommunity #miniatures
he’s happy he’s got his own scrappy now
if they’re tied why are you still posting
donald trump has fallen nearly 100 feet after his harness malfunctioned during a pay per view wwe event. leaked footage shows the president had severe diarrhea before, during, and after the fall
great new puppy bit: he’s learned how the sliding glass door works and thinks that’s how walls work in general, so he paws at random sides of the house and sits when he wants to go in. he thinks wall is door. wall is wall!!
haha yeah let's welcome this guy "back"! After all, it's been almost 5 years since he was defending child slavery!
guess what they’re still screaming psychopaths
cyclists are as psychotic to pedestrians as drivers are to cyclists, ex. 2847272
i’ve been hit by a cyclist on that same fucking lakefront lol
going fast while doing wheelies through a crowd and swerving at the last second is the same antisocial, selfish attitude cyclists rightfully hate in car drivers. very dumb for anyone to defend it
is that a toenail at the end
cmon
this guys smoochin the horse doctor…
refuse to believe Trump appointee Tony Tata is not a comedy bang bang character
they drop the enya word
you're comparing a conspiratorial violent mob who physically assaulted police and were looking to kidnap and or kill elected officials, illegally trespassing on federal property, with unarmed kids on their college campus.
the most trusted name in modeling compound
i bet in heaven if you're driving around and see your buddy stepping out of a store you're allowed to plow your car into him as a joke
too much color
a cafeteria tray loaded up with some meatloaf and mashed potatoes would hit the spot right now. maybe one spoonful of corn in the corner. and a big empty break room with fluorescent lighting to eat it in
On today's episode of THE OUTFIT: we are talking George Remus, the evil genius criminal defense attorney of Prohibition, who found loopholes in the law sufficient to make him a nearly legal bootlegging king, before being undone by the biggest gangster of all: Love. youtu.be/QXgkXHxRVxQ?...
that was my strongest attack…
making the rounds
if i was in congress i would pass bills that help people and always leave bathrooms cleaner than i found them…unless of course my coffers gave me a reason to do otherwise?
yeah. on the SAT.
there was a game of heresy being played next to tonight’s 40k game and they went the whole nine yards on terrain and it looked cool as hell. they should have made the yugioh show about 30k instead of the boring cards
i’m not a doomer. but i do believe saving the united states will only come about via me being reincarnated in some kind of isekai situation that has an unreasonable amount of exposition in the title
Minneapolis: blood drive this evening and Friday afternoon: Wooden Ship Brewing, 3300 W 44th St Minneapolis. Or visit the Memorial Blood Centers site for other locations to donate: www.mbc.org There was an urgent blood shortage even before this awful shooting, so lots of donors needed!
please keep it lol
you know what sucks more than anything else going on right now. when you grab a plastic cup lid at a coffee or lunch place but they’re stacked in a way where you get like five stuck together at a time and you have to throw them away or put back lids you touched with your disgusting fingers
Fucking yikes www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/b...
