crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social) reply parent
Eh, I got good at Magic when I was underemployed
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Eh, I got good at Magic when I was underemployed
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social) reply parent
This sounds like it should be addressed by @getplayedpod.bsky.social @heathercampbell.bsky.social @mattapodaca.bsky.social
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social) reply parent
This is the energy I want everyone to have.
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social)
This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social)
commandersherald.com/ultimate-gua...
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social) reply parent
Amazing movie
Spice8Rack (@spice8rack.bsky.social) reposted
If the choice in an election was between 100% Hitler & 96% Hitler I'd engage in measures to unmake that "democracy"
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social) reply parent
Is the point of this post to demonstrate how stupid you are? If faced with Hitler v Hitler, it’s time for armed revolution.
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social) reply parent
Trans men will never be women, and trans women will never be men!
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social) reply parent
Hell yeah
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social) reply parent
Screw Ranked play, make the queues THIS
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social) reply parent
I always liked the idea of Kaldra with Greater Good
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social) reply parent
If Christ was such a good guy, why didn’t he condemn slavery?
Aditya Mukerjee 🦦 🏳️🌈 (@chimeracoder.bsky.social) reposted
RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social) reply parent
Um actually, those are blocks not sets
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social) reply parent
Hell yeah
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social)
This is the kind of energy I want to bring to the fight for trans rights
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social) reply parent
You should link to your TikTok in this post
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, she came over and demanded pets
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social)
Lets fuckin gooooooooo
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social) reply parent
I had that argument with a customer at the gaming store I worked at, he insisted that Sejiri Steppe was a fundamentally better card.
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social) reply parent
Do they also run Earthcraft, or a way to combo with Squirrel Nest?
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social) reply parent
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social)
Why did @moderation.bsky.app suspend Bugs?!?! #freethebugs
Command Zoe 🔜 MC:ATL (@commandzoe.bsky.social) reposted
omfg @moderation.bsky.app stop suspending prominent trans people for saying mundane shit! Free Bugs Maytrix, this is absurd. #freethebugs
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social) reply parent
Having played against Breena, the majority time playing it is used explaining what happens whenever someone attacks
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social)
@forrestvalkai.bsky.social I just watched The Line, and I’m incredibly disappointed by what you said. Why haven’t you watched Battlestar Galactica?!?!
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social) reply parent
All of my decks at one point had either blue, or green, or both. I was challenged to build a deck that had neither. archidekt.com/decks/479169...
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social) reply parent
I like the way that Duel Masters used mana, essentially any card to be played face down as a resource
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social)
Fuck Turf. All my Homies hate Turf
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social) reply parent
I never take apart old Commander decks, I proxy in the cards I took out and keep a workable skeleton. It’s fun to look back on where your decks were so long ago
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social) reply parent
Troph is a woman.
Tawni Marshall (@tawnimarshall.bsky.social) reposted
Transphobes are a public menace.
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social) reply parent
Hell yeah
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social) reply parent
This is an interesting claim, is there any easily accessible source?
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social) reply parent
As long as you warn people beforehand, a robust pregame conversation allows a lot.
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social) reply parent
One of the feeds I’m subscribed to is Magic and all associated terms. I occasionally stumble onto bad posts
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social) reply parent
Who hurt you?
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social) reply parent
Definitely
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social) reply parent
There’s a huge difference between berating someone to their face and complaining behind their back One requires boldness.
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social) reply parent
I only talk shit about people to their face, it’s the best policy
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social) reply parent
I bought cards at a GP and put them in the cosplay bag, forgot about them for 3 months
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social) reply parent
Or, “Let’s all get random stuff(except for me)”
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social) reply parent
How do you feel about drafting the table, and making the draft in your favor no matter what?
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social) reply parent
Limited is the best way to play Magic 1v1
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s the kind of episode I’d show someone when they already committed to watching a season or two.
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social) reply parent
In the best way, you look like a villain in a video game
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social) reply parent
Same here
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social) reply parent
Encounter at Farpoint isn’t great, it had some good morsels but it’s not a great intro to Trek IMO
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social) reply parent
www.imdb.com/title/tt0708...
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social) reply parent
How has nobody mentioned The Drumhead?!?! Picard has an amazing monologue, it has a strong moral message, and the guest star shines!
Razzball (@razzball.bsky.social) reposted
Get his ass
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social) reply parent
I need details
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social) reply parent
Hell yeah
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social) reply parent
It goes hard with Adventure spells that are Instants
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social) reply parent
They sent me 3! mtg.fandom.com/wiki/Magic_P...
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social) reply parent
It reminds of of textless Cryptic Command, except these got mailed to people for free
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social) reply parent
This sounds like a @seluina.bsky.social skeet
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social) reply parent
What? That exact deck build has been around since the inception of EDH
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social) reply parent
Have you watched Battlestar Galactica(2004)?
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social) reply parent
Today we talked about how gender and sex are different things.
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social) reply parent
Please don’t throw out Magic cards, donate them, take them to a school or library, or simply give them to an LGS.
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social) reply parent
Battlestar Galactica(2004)
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social) reply parent
How much did he steal?
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social) reply parent
Because winter moon is lame.
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social) reply parent
You like that one of the more broken planeswalkers ever printed is “still powerful”?
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social) reply parent
What store?
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social) reply parent
Was it a good ass? Asking for a friend
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social) reply parent
Keep in mind whenever anyone closes the app and gives up, it ropes until the game auto concedes
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social) reply parent
Hell yeah!
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social) reply parent
The last time they showed up I asked if they could explain why the Bible condones slavery, sex trafficking, and misogyny. They seemed shocked
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social) reply parent
Just jump on to MTGArena and play for free! It’s got a good tutorial and you can learn at your own pace
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social) reply parent
“Is it raining?” is a clearly factual question.
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s a mindset that Magic players have to outgrow. I’m not proud of it, but I went through that phase.
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social) reply parent
Have you ever thought of coaplaying Aerith Gainsborough?
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social) reply parent
Hell yeah bröther!
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social) reply parent
Have you ever listened to Limited Resources? They really helped me level up my game podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/l...
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social) reply parent
Is the Value Vintage pricing affected by condition or language?
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social) reply parent
They’ve printed it like 8 times, it used to be way worse 🤷🏼♂️
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social) reply parent
I prefer the updated card text The original was a product of its time.
Jim Lapage 🇨🇦 (@jimtsf.bsky.social) reposted
It's taken me a long time to really internalize this, but I think what Brennan is talking about here is something that Sheldon talked about a lot with respect to Commander, and most people don't understand it in the context of Magic.
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social) reply parent
Does he know about our Lord and Savior Tiamat?
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social) reply parent
Because your deck is lame.
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Who's your favorite sexy Dropout car wash team? ❤️ 'Like' if Team 1 is your favorite 💬 'Comment' if Team 2 is your favorite!
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social) reply parent
Hell yeah for Alpha cards, look at those sweet corners!
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social) reply parent
Hell yeah, FF12 supremacy
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social) reply parent
Right?!?! They all look terrible
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m using their sleeves, I love them
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social) reply parent
We already decided Toaster was appropriate. Haven’t you watched the greatest television show of all time, Battlestar Galactica(2004)?
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social) reply parent
I legitimately wonder if the long-term effect of withholding a vote for Kamala will end up in a FDR situation. We might be better off refusing to compromise and holding out for a better deal, a New Deal, even
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social) reply parent
That being said, I completely understand having a hard line on certain issues. Is someone won’t vote for a pro-life Dem, I support that. If someone won’t vote for a pro-genocide Dem, I support that. People are allowed to have principles.
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t think you understand what it means when people say “I’ll never vote for Newsom.“ It’s a bargaining tactic, voters should set their standards high enough to get better candidates.
crypticcommand.bsky.social (@crypticcommand.bsky.social) reply parent
Why bother trying to learn about better candidates! Settle for something less!