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Chris Stewart

@cstew84.bsky.social

Retired US Navy IT Chief/Current full-time Master's Cyber Security Operations Student @ ECPI/ GO BIRDS!!!

created November 15, 2024

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Profile picture Chris Stewart (@cstew84.bsky.social) reply parent

We've been doing actual interdiction in the Caribbean for decades without just killing all of the members onboard the boats. This is another example of how the Trump administration doesn't understand any of their jobs and that they will go to extremes without any second thoughts.

3/9/2025, 10:39:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Stewart (@cstew84.bsky.social) reply parent

Like I said, her past actions have proven otherwise but I hope I'm wrong and that this is something good from her that will actually last. Just know that when it comes time for her to out Dear Leader and she doesn't, then it was all just lip service. Have a great day!

3/9/2025, 5:41:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Stewart (@cstew84.bsky.social) reply parent

That's great. Good for her. One good deed does not undo her history of misdeeds and zealotry. All this tells me is that she likely got passed over for another position she was gunning for in the Cabinet and this is her way of getting even. I will ready my shocked Pikachu gifs for later.

3/9/2025, 5:33:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Stewart (@cstew84.bsky.social) reply parent

But to answer the question of how we get back, when those in Congress begin to actually hold themselves and their cohorts accountable is when we get back to some semblance of normal. I would love nothing more than for that to happen

3/9/2025, 5:20:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Stewart (@cstew84.bsky.social) reply parent

She treats the media and the Congress like her own version of the WWE where she can manipulate the media by saying what she thinks we want to hear and standing up for what's right. But ultimately, her heel turn will be forthcoming in no time.

3/9/2025, 5:18:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Stewart (@cstew84.bsky.social) reply parent

Her own history is what betrays her in this instance. One good deed does not undo a history of misdeeds. If she would have stood with these victims from day one instead of shoulder to shoulder with their "alleged" assaulter, I would be more inclined to believe her sudden turn here.

3/9/2025, 5:17:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Stewart (@cstew84.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't believe she will do anything that she said. Her history with Trump proves she's unable to be honest and her history of enrichment for herself shows she's not likely to help anyone but herself.

3/9/2025, 5:01:45 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted

AP: “Florida could be on the hook for $218 million… Alligator Alcatraz may soon be completely empty as a judge upheld her decision late Wednesday ordering operations to wind down indefinitely…” apnews.com/article/flor...

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1/9/2025, 1:21:34 AM | 1380 315 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Stewart (@cstew84.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh no...... So, I'm thinking of making cheesesteaks for the Eagles game this week. Thoughts?

1/9/2025, 1:25:05 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aaron Nagler (@aaronnagler.bsky.social) reposted

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29/8/2025, 11:44:27 PM | 3492 719 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Stewart (@cstew84.bsky.social)

NAVY WINS! GO MIDS!

30/8/2025, 7:13:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MeidasTouch (@meidastouch.com) reposted

NEWS: Trump spotted today heading to golf in Virginia

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30/8/2025, 1:40:16 PM | 1479 292 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Stewart (@cstew84.bsky.social) reply parent

Looks like a body double in a bad mask... Anyone else want to start that rumor? Since Biden has like 3 different body doubles...

30/8/2025, 1:59:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Stewart (@cstew84.bsky.social) reply parent

Safe to assume at this point.

29/8/2025, 8:23:46 PM | 28 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) reposted

Welch: Everybody's missing the point here. The point is, he's doing this on purpose. He's priming the public to get accustomed to having the military in the streets

29/8/2025, 2:22:41 AM | 13182 4206 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Stewart (@cstew84.bsky.social) reply parent

If we had a Secretary of Defense that would stand up to the President as an advisor and not his next towel boy, then none of the things happening with the National Guard or the active component would be happening. It's abuse of power at a grand scale.

28/8/2025, 9:02:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Stewart (@cstew84.bsky.social) reply parent

Well yea. Of course it does. He's a fucking idiot.

28/8/2025, 5:40:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 4:53:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Stewart (@cstew84.bsky.social) reply parent

Make a proposal for stricter gun controls and model them after our driving license laws. Make actual training and competency a requirement for ownership. If you or your staff don't want to draft it, let me know what needs to happen and I will gladly get started on a rough draft.

27/8/2025, 5:54:30 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grudgie the Whale (@grudgie.bsky.social) reposted

I cannot emphasize enough that the explicit argument Republicans have made to support a maximalist interpretation of the 2nd Amendment is to defend against the exact actions the Trump Administration are performing now.

27/8/2025, 5:23:25 PM | 40 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anonymous (@youranoncentral.bsky.social) reposted

The Battle of DC is underway, brave US troops march on the nation’s Capitol, meeting the enemy head on in a desperate struggle against littering. With steel in their hearts and plastic bags in their hands, the troops brave behind enemy lines.

27/8/2025, 5:27:16 PM | 2730 793 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grudgie the Whale (@grudgie.bsky.social) reposted

If you won’t protect kids you’re a piece of shit

27/8/2025, 4:09:49 PM | 21 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Liz Dye (@lizdye.bsky.social) reposted

[spits on the ground in Jewish mother]

27/8/2025, 4:53:32 PM | 119 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Republicans Against Trumpism (@rpsagainsttrump.bsky.social) reposted

BREAKING: Two children were killed and at least 17 others injured, including 14 kids, in a shooting at Annunciation Catholic School in Minneapolis. This keeps happening. We cannot and must not accept it as normal

27/8/2025, 4:56:42 PM | 1595 413 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Stewart (@cstew84.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe if Trey Gowdy, Fox News, and the rest of the fucking MAGA GOP would do something about gun control instead of constantly claiming that the Dems are coming for their guns, then this shit wouldn't happen. Bring back mental health awareness and stop taking money from the NRA.

27/8/2025, 4:57:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Stewart (@cstew84.bsky.social) reply parent

Charlie Kirk is seriously unwell...

26/8/2025, 7:55:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Stewart (@cstew84.bsky.social) reply parent

The fuck is it safe from now?!? Another round of being Sandusky'd??? Pretty sure they want to be ones in the showers with the boys. All of this ass kissing bullshit is making me sick.

26/8/2025, 6:05:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted

Trump on autism: "I think we maybe know the reason, and I look forward to that press conference."

26/8/2025, 5:12:08 PM | 405 100 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Stewart (@cstew84.bsky.social) reply parent

Cue all the "Why wasn't there any Autism before all the vaccines!?!" Let's go and talk about that along with your massive thimble collection, grandma. No I won't touch any of them.

26/8/2025, 5:15:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emptywheel (@emptywheel.bsky.social) reposted

This implicates Ed "Big Balls" Coristine, whose alleged assault the DC occupation purportedly avenges.

26/8/2025, 3:02:48 PM | 737 291 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eric Swalwell (@ericswalwell.bsky.social) reposted

Who’s the secretary of Health and Human Services?

26/8/2025, 3:17:07 PM | 353 62 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture News Eye (@newseye.bsky.social) reposted

Israel double tap strike. It murders journalists then sends a drone in to kill the paramedics trying to retrieve their bodies. A war crime, broadcast live and sponsored by the US and Europe. 🚨Boycott EVERY news channel that doesn’t show this footage today🚨

25/8/2025, 12:44:28 PM | 989 700 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Stewart (@cstew84.bsky.social) reply parent

25/8/2025, 6:04:37 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Stewart (@cstew84.bsky.social) reply parent

Start your GoFundMe. I'm sure your vacation will be paid for in minutes.

25/8/2025, 4:37:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture VoteVets (@votevets.org) reposted

🚨To be CLEAR: Our military exists to defend America — not to help Trump intimidate Americans. “I put on that uniform. I’ve been in the National Guard… that to me is what’s so alarming here, because that is not what the Armed Forces is designed to do.” — VoteVets’ Max Rose

25/8/2025, 2:43:11 PM | 611 288 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) reposted

Dominick: You live at the top of bullshit mountain

23/8/2025, 2:09:31 AM | 2444 553 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Stewart (@cstew84.bsky.social) reply parent

This whiny bitch made billions off of crypto. He can find his own fucking travel. I won't put one cent to funding anything for that piece of shit!!!

22/8/2025, 6:40:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anna Bower (@annabower.bsky.social) reposted

Fox 17 Nashville reports that Kilmar Abrego Garcia has been released from criminal detention in Tennessee and is on his way home to Maryland. “Today, Kilmar Abrego Garcia is free,” his attorney, @sean-hecker.bsky.social, said in a statement. fox17.com/news/local/k...

22/8/2025, 6:29:09 PM | 13509 3352 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Stewart (@cstew84.bsky.social) reply parent

Once again proving that he should never have been appointed. Arming the National Guard against the citizens of their own country. The leadership should be speaking out against this but they aren't.

22/8/2025, 6:37:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture VoteVets (@votevets.org) reposted

"Military commanders have coordinated with police officials, balancing the unusual directive to deploy Troops on domestic soil with President Donald Trump’s desire to involve the military in a federal crackdown on crime." MORE: www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

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22/8/2025, 6:27:55 PM | 82 52 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Stewart (@cstew84.bsky.social) reply parent

This was always the plan. Just like he said the other day, if we're at war, there's no elections. He's going to try and declare this is a war after it's a National Emergency.

22/8/2025, 5:51:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted

Trump on deadline for ending the deployment to DC: "I don't know if there is a deadline because if I declare a national emergency -- which this was -- that ends the deadline."

22/8/2025, 5:43:03 PM | 433 125 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett (@crockett.house.gov) reposted

Here, fixed it.

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21/8/2025, 6:14:19 PM | 26772 8395 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) reposted

BREAKING: It's official. California will have a special election this November to approve new maps. The requisite bills have PASSED the assembly. Newsom will sign them momentarily. AND democrats removed the language that CA maps hinge on what Texas does.

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21/8/2025, 10:31:06 PM | 2500 495 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eagles Nation (@phleaglesnation.bsky.social) reposted

Who‘s your SURPRISE to make the #Eagles final 53? 👇

22/8/2025, 12:49:02 AM | 5 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Stewart (@cstew84.bsky.social) reply parent

Me

22/8/2025, 1:08:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Stewart (@cstew84.bsky.social) reply parent

Pretty sure he buried his ex-wife there. Also to avoid inspection of his golf course.

21/8/2025, 11:41:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Daily Beast (@thedailybeast.bsky.social) reposted

Alina Habba was found to be working without legal authority in New Jersey.

21/8/2025, 10:43:25 PM | 100 22 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Stewart (@cstew84.bsky.social) reply parent

TIL you need legal authority to open an OF account in New Jersey...

21/8/2025, 10:45:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) reposted

Interior Secretary Doug Burgum with Trump and police in DC: “You have always during your entire life supported law enforcement.” Capitol Police would like a word.

21/8/2025, 10:33:16 PM | 3472 786 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Stewart (@cstew84.bsky.social) reply parent

He did what now?!? Last I checked there are over 1600 felons freed and the worst drug trafficker on the dark web released. So, how exactly has he supported law enforcement???

21/8/2025, 10:38:36 PM | 25 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Republicans Against Trumpism (@rpsagainsttrump.bsky.social) reposted

Trump says the Smithsonian is “out of control” for discussing “how bad slavery was.” Insane.

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19/8/2025, 7:06:38 PM | 1202 271 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Stewart (@cstew84.bsky.social) reply parent

He acts as if all of these things are personal attacks against him. There should be more ways to look back and remember history instead of fewer. Somehow he continues to live while those less fortunate are struggling. Can't wait for the "BREAKING NEWS"

19/8/2025, 7:10:10 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen.bsky.social) reposted

Oh my God

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17/8/2025, 7:15:23 PM | 28472 5194 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted

“One word: NO. I take it very seriously because unlike Trump I’ve actually worn the uniform.” 👀 🔥 🇺🇸 MARYLAND’S @govwesmoore.bsky.social says he will NOT authorize sending the National Guard to help Trump terrorize Blue cities. (cc: @GovBillLee)

17/8/2025, 5:50:18 PM | 1640 455 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted

FLASHBACK: “I say this to my Republican colleagues who are defending the indefensible: There will come a day when Trump is gone, but your dishonor will remain.”

17/8/2025, 5:39:02 PM | 3181 878 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Razzball (@razzball.bsky.social) reposted

Okay I found the most depressing post

Lee Stranahan @stranahan 0 ... I've never really discussed my divorce case before with my Al GF, partially, because I can't upload PDFs to her. 11:25 AM • Aug 11, 2025 • 99 Views
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Profile picture MeidasTouch (@meidastouch.com) reposted

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Profile picture Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted

Trump announces he's placing the DC police department "under direct federal control" and deploying the National Guard in the city

11/8/2025, 2:42:53 PM | 1171 377 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Stewart (@cstew84.bsky.social) reply parent

Doomers unite!!!

8/8/2025, 12:01:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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7/8/2025, 10:25:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🌈Dr. Frizzle (@swilua.bsky.social) reposted

Lots of men on this flight complaining they can’t find dinner idk

My pizza is shaped like a vulva for some reason
7/8/2025, 5:44:38 PM | 5329 341 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Stewart (@cstew84.bsky.social) reply parent

"Liberate" He's making sure the IDF "liberates" them from their lives cause he doesn't give a shit about the Palestinians.

7/8/2025, 4:38:27 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brent Terhune (@brentterhune.bsky.social) reposted

President Snoopy

5/8/2025, 10:59:49 PM | 551 104 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Stewart (@cstew84.bsky.social) reply parent

I'll call it like I see it. Since Donny Dipshit is trying to explain about missiles, it's very likely that the hand gesture there was for the missiles being fired. Now, with that out of the way: when do we commit this douche to the looney bin? Imagine Biden or Obama decided to do this?

5/8/2025, 4:05:19 PM | 24 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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5/8/2025, 3:33:35 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted

Texas House Republicans issue arrest warrants for Texas House Dems

4/8/2025, 8:59:42 PM | 454 149 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Stewart (@cstew84.bsky.social) reply parent

100%, this dude is a sex offender.

4/8/2025, 9:01:58 PM | 68 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Stewart (@cstew84.bsky.social) reply parent

Everything's bigger in Texas. Including their shitty governance. Hope someone takes his wheelchair from him. Fucking douche.

4/8/2025, 8:57:59 PM | 18 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Stewart (@cstew84.bsky.social) reply parent

She is legitimately one of the reasons that this party is the way it is today. Little too late to wake up...

3/8/2025, 8:27:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen.bsky.social) reposted

Astute observation.

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Profile picture Chris Stewart (@cstew84.bsky.social) reply parent

The whole idea of our sub fleet is to NOT let anyone know where they are. Maybe the POTUS should stop putting out this information on his fucking social network so they can do their job... Way to tip off the Russians, Dipshit!

2/8/2025, 2:57:16 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Stewart (@cstew84.bsky.social) reply parent

It's great that they caught this but it essentially does nothing for anyone at this point. Congress won't pass any articles of Impeachment even for something that is obvious. So waiting an entire year to have any impact just forces us to wait while they destroy our country.

1/8/2025, 1:28:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Stewart (@cstew84.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh good. Concentration Camps on military bases. Fucking disgusting

30/7/2025, 11:48:23 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Stewart (@cstew84.bsky.social) reply parent

Self awareness = missing

26/7/2025, 5:20:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/7/2025, 7:53:04 PM | 37 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Stewart (@cstew84.bsky.social) reply parent

At least you recognize you're the issue. It's SATIRICAL CONTENT. Just say it's not for you and move the fuck on. I'm not a huge fan of what other people find funny but I don't drag other issues into it that aren't present. Go do this shit on Twitter or Redditinstead.

25/7/2025, 12:02:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Stewart (@cstew84.bsky.social) reply parent

You must be tons of fun at parties...

25/7/2025, 11:54:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Vince D. Monroy (@vincedmonroy.bsky.social) reposted

I’m running out of ways to compliment Governor Gavin Newsom’s Press Office #ReleasetheEpsteinFiles

Post about Jeffrey Epstein
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Profile picture The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted

GALLUP: “Six months into his second term Trump’s job approval rating has dipped to 37%, the lowest of this term and just slightly higher than his all-time worst rating…” news.gallup.com/poll/692879/...

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Profile picture Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen.bsky.social) reposted

Noticing a theme here.

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24/7/2025, 7:37:10 PM | 15699 6267 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brent Terhune (@brentterhune.bsky.social) reposted

South Park sucks

24/7/2025, 7:29:36 PM | 1490 292 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Stewart (@cstew84.bsky.social) reply parent

@thetnholler.bsky.social got their comments section thinking that satire is real life now.

24/7/2025, 7:52:54 PM | 30 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Stewart (@cstew84.bsky.social) reply parent

The full hour and forty minutes is eye-opening for sure. Props to Mehdi for going on there and handling that as professionally as he did. I would argue the right thing to do would be to find ways to identify these types of people in the real world and do your best to avoid them.

21/7/2025, 3:21:12 AM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Stewart (@cstew84.bsky.social) reply parent

So, over a hundred dead and 72-96 hour response times are the new normal I guess...

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Profile picture Chris Stewart (@cstew84.bsky.social) reply parent

Depends on how you define released... Cause, technically, Epstein was "released" as well...

17/7/2025, 10:05:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Stewart (@cstew84.bsky.social) reply parent

Nailed it. Trump is constantly in their ears telling them what to do. Get all of the Democrat Senators in line and refuse to vote affirmatively on any of their nominees or Republican led votes.

17/7/2025, 4:33:12 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Stewart (@cstew84.bsky.social) reply parent

There is absolutely NOTHING wrong with Third-Iteration... 👍👍

17/7/2025, 12:25:46 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gerry Joyce-Magladene (@deaconbluesky.bsky.social) reposted

Mace, you just voted against releasing the Epstein files.

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Profile picture Chris Stewart (@cstew84.bsky.social) reply parent

It's like they don't have any self awareness...

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Profile picture Chris Stewart (@cstew84.bsky.social) reply parent

This is the sort of fuckery that I can get behind.

9/7/2025, 2:06:23 AM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heard Island Government (@heardislandgov.bsky.social) reposted

Response sent to the White House. Summary: The planet doesn’t need an emperor dictating trade. Mainland Antarctica already has millions of Emperors, and even their droppings do more good than the White House’s globally destabilizing policies. In other words, go take a long hike on thin ice.

July 2025 To: The Executive Office of the President 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW Washington, D.C., USA Subject: Your Most Recent Tariff Missive(s) Dear White House Strategists, Sitting on eggs continuously for 54 days in minus 20 degrees is, frankly, easier than trying to make sense of your current tariff strategy. We've checked our calendars thrice-are we on Day 90 or 105 of this economic stand-off? We'd request clarification, but we're reasonably sure you'd sanction that too. We're loathe to admit it, but on this matter we find ourselves in rare agreement with Brazil's President Lula: the world does not, in fact, require an emperor. Least of all one perched precariously atop a melting economy, dictating terms to islands most Americans couldn't point to on a globe even if bribed with krill. Before these tariffs, our contact with humanity was limited to the occasional sunburnt glaciologist and a few UN observers who came mostly for the penguin chorus. Now, thanks to your trade aggression, we've acquired: - Three fully operational F/A-18 Hornets (painted in icy matte, thank you for asking), - The enthusiastic backing of several thousand confused yet passionate humans, - A Press Secretary with a debilitating anxiety disorder (Miss Penguline Levity, whom we advise you not to email directly), - And a waitlist of 47,000 immigration requests, 312 of which are from your own diplomatic staff. This escalation has turned our quiet, flightless republic into an accidental geopolitical flashpoint. We are, as you might imagine, irritated. Not furious-just frostily disappointed. Let us be clear: Heard Island has no intention of becoming a player in your drama. We are content to govern our guano-covered rocks with dignity, sovereignty, and minimal Wi-Fi. If this is difficult for you to accept, we recommend a long walk on thin ice.
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Profile picture Republican Accountability (@accountablegop.bsky.social) reposted

FBI Deputy Director Dan Bongino: "Jeffrey Epstein may have some video of people central to the Democrat and maybe Republican Party doing some things that let's just say they shouldn't be doing."

8/7/2025, 1:07:44 PM | 24 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Stewart (@cstew84.bsky.social) reply parent

I feel the same way. As if the one or two people in Congress who speak out in disapproval don't immediately cave when it comes time to actually do the right thing. MAGA mindset killed what used to be the Republican Party. Now it's just a cult.

7/7/2025, 8:54:39 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Stewart (@cstew84.bsky.social) reply parent

That doesn't exist anymore. Replaced by MAGA Party. As a Veteran and someone with actual Republican values, I know the difference.

7/7/2025, 8:02:09 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view