High Life night
Cubs, Phish, Illini, Bears, Blackhawks, Chelsea. Trump Sucks. My much better half is addyclark. She’s a lot cooler than I.
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High Life night
Donald Trump complaining about violent crime in DC is rich.
Missouri runs on money injected from other states, but even more insidious, my state sucks all of the money out of our two metros, and then tries to delete their representation through gerrymandering. Republicans can’t govern. They don’t even try. They are bums. Mooches. Lazy, second-rate scabs.
TRUMP: The stress of my modern office has caused me to go into a depression! JD: Depression? Isn't that just a fancy word for feeling "bummed out"? TRUMP: JD, you ignorant slut! Depression is a very serious illness. Over 32,000 people commit suicide every year according to a 2004 study
Feel like its a bad sign about the health of the republic that Pritzker has to talk about TX Dems like they’re the Polish government-in-exile in London
Today I was stung by a wasp right above my left eyebrow. Fuck those things. It hurts like a son of a bitch, like this intense radiating hot pain. Fuck bees, too.
Buddy I understand. I carried a bag tag with my dad’s name on it from when we played Cog Hill in 1997 until it broke in the middle of a round last year. Luckily i still have the Canadian coins he used as ball markers in my bag. If someone stole my bag, that’s what I’d miss more than anything.
The Bartman ball.
Eleven years ago today I was having beers with a fraternity brother at Stocks & Blondes, unaware that the woman who would change my existence was just across the street. I love you, Taryn.
If I could summon a drone strike, just once…
Lyric Opera not suffering no fools.
Of course I pick lollapalooza Friday to hit the River Walk with my wife. Seriously, we met 11 years ago today, so it’s cool😊.
[first date] Rupert Holmes: I like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain. Wicked Witch of the West: This isn't going to work out.
How am I and Emil Bove the same age, I’ve abused myself in a thousand ways yet I’m just a jovial rakish drunk and he looks like the navigator on a boat across the Hades
Also this is a very tricky build, fyi.
The cool thing about this #Lego Notre Dame is you build it in the order the actual thing was built. I just finished the original chapel. The detail, especially the clerestory windows, is insane.
Okay first of all, Istanbul was Constantinople just smacked me across the face. Second, I had a penpal from Vilnius, Lithuania when I was ten or so. His family was able to get a microwave and a stereo one Christmas because his dad had a gov job. It was a huge deal for them in 1986.
I started last night and couldn’t stop.
So I’m a massive dork & I still love Legos. I’m ripping into Notre Dame. Almost 4400 pieces. Let’s go! #Lego
"It's ok, honey. The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout won't hurt you!" The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout:
This is the jersey patch the Cubs will wear for the rest of the season to honor Ryne Sandberg:
Always has been & always will be my favorite. This really sucks.
This is getting ridiculous. #Phish
👊
Deer Creek 1999😊
This wins
THE VERY UNTALENTED LOW IQ SOUTH PORT GUYS MADE VERY UNTRUE AND NASTY COMMENTS IN THEIR LOW RATED - MAYBE THE LOWEST RATINGS EVER - IT’S A TERRIBLE SHOW. THEY SHOWED ME IN BED WITH SATAN. FOR ONE THING SATAN IS WAY TOO OLD FOR ME. OK? AND MY PENIS IS VERY LARGE. IT’S YUGE. HOLD ON, LET ME SHOW YOU…
rest in piss hulk hogan
JUST REMEMBER TO SAY YOUR PRAYERS AND TAKE YOUR VITAMINS, BROTHER!
There is something very beautiful to me about the last time Hulk Hogan walked out on a pro wrestling show that he got booed so badly that they cancelled the rest of his appearances
Remember when Hulk Hogan head-butted the flag of the USSR and communism fell 2 years later? That’s a real American, brother.
Look I was a kid, like 8-13 years old, during my wrestling fandom. My buddies and I looked at these guys as living superheroes. It was 1987, we were 11. Didn’t know they were roided-up assholes.
Rest in Power, Brother!
I hate the fucking Mets, but this is cool.
PITCH IT, LEO!!!!!
Seriously! That’s cool!
Page is a Mets fan lol.
That’s awesome!
Rest in Power, Ozzy.
For being 31 years old the United Center has really stood the test of time.
Oh hi First Tube.
The United Center is now open-air cuz Phish just blew the roof off with While My Guitar Gently Weeps.
For the life of me I’ll never understand dudes carrying their beer into the men’s room.
End awesome set
Excellent fucking set
Seven Below usually has lyrics lol
Mitherfucking McGrupp!!!
Life Saving Gun rocks
NYT out with a piece on Epstein & Trump’s friendship, including this memorable quote: “I’ve known Jeff for 15 years. Terrific guy. He’s a lot of fun to be with. It’s even said he likes beautiful women as much as I do, many of them are on the younger side.” www.nytimes.com/2025/07/19/u...
Good damn call.
That was a fucking solid show
Odd placement but cool
This is really good
Something’s brewing here…
Phish covering Little Feat is damn cool
On your way down!!!
Loving this Gin
Harry Fucking Hood!
You’re literally across from us
Page Side Rage Side
Mike’s House #Phish
Holy crap! Idk, but it’s cool as hell & I highly doubt I’ll be able to grab one!
Thanks buddy!
Phish at the UC…who’s a comin’?👊
we got another one
Beating the shit out of the Cardinals on the 4th of July is everything about how America should be.
You’d think we’d have learned something over the past 22 fucking years.
At least the New York Times is being direct with their headline for this one
Wondering if this shirt is still available
Ian Motherfucking Happ
Just had Widespread here. Big Head Todd & the Monsters are coming, and I can’t wait for that. Plus Weird Al!!! It’s going to be a fun summer. What’s on your itinerary?
Eggy is coming to Winnetka this summer. I only found out about it today, and I think it’s sold out (they’re part of a fest). Plus I’ve got 3 nights of Phish coming up.
Smalls😳? Not exactly popcorn.
I went to traffic court today and argued my way out of a red light camera ticket.
I really can’t stand Adam Scott. So I’m wearing a grin knowing he shot +9 today.
foreshadowing
Love this
“Mr President, 15 million people are losing their health insurance, the economy is in the shitter, and this Iran-Israel conflict is spiraling out of control. We should be working on this!” “No! It’s my birthday and I’m playing soldier now! Boom boom!”
LAPD firing impact munitions at Los Angelenos while DHS arrests their neighbors.
Say-Ya!!!!!
I was in line at Jewel when the guy in front of me out of nowhere goes “PCA is ridiculous!” Now I know why. #Cubs
NEW YORK (AP) — New York Fire Department says authorities are responding to injuries after ship collides with Brooklyn Bridge. (Video: thewillienelson/x)
The sky right now… youtube.com/watch?v=z0vC...
Said the convicted felon running the country…
The sky is fucked up right now. It’s like Tatooine and I gotta watch for fucking Tusken Raiders.
It took 266 attempts until we got a pope who’s eaten at Portillo’s