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James Simonian

@cutts.bsky.social

GR/DET/PH Chronically ill butcher, beer cicerone and anti-authoritarian trade unionist. I write when I'm not on the block. ❌Minors 🇮🇹/🇲🇽/🇦🇲/🇵🇸OK

created March 20, 2024

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Profile picture Chris Franklin (@errant-signal.com) reposted

For context that's a third the price the RIAA expected a single human to pay for just downloading 24 songs a decade ago (after cutting the ruling down from $1.5m, or $62,000 per song), and that's not adjusting for inflation:

5/9/2025, 7:33:00 PM | 387 192 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture James Simonian (@cutts.bsky.social) reply parent

Most doctors are rude assholes.

5/9/2025, 8:10:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture James Simonian (@cutts.bsky.social) reply parent

COVID really fucked up the healthcare system here. Nurses said fuck this shit and quit en masse.

5/9/2025, 8:07:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture James Simonian (@cutts.bsky.social)

DONT GET ME STARTED. Fucking send me across Michigan just for a psychiatric bed after an SI landed me in the hospital for a couple weeks. This place is so fucked.

5/9/2025, 8:06:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture James Simonian (@cutts.bsky.social)

It's a nice breezy warm day out here. Good day to be alive.

5/9/2025, 8:03:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture assbutt (@nasboat.org) reposted

you ever think about how Budd Dwyer killed himself after doing a corruption that wouldn’t even last 5 minutes in the present-day news cycle?

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Profile picture James Simonian (@cutts.bsky.social) reply parent

Y'all zoomers need to figure out ways of avoiding a draft soon and I don't think Canada is gonna be tolerable of a bunch of Yanks overstaying visas this time around.

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Profile picture Karly Kingsley (@karlykingsley.bsky.social) reposted

An $8 coffee isn’t your coffee shop’s fault. It’s beans, labor, rent, paper goods, utilities. Global coffee prices are near a 50-year high. Tariffs & policy drive costs up and when cheaper inventory runs out, prices will climb again. PSA Don’t blame the barista, blame the ballot box.

5/9/2025, 6:21:40 PM | 585 145 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture James Simonian (@cutts.bsky.social)

Trump wants to get us into a huge war with cartels because: -He's dying slowly -He wants to be remembered as a wartime president -the military industrial complex needs money

5/9/2025, 6:47:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture amy brown (@amybrown.xyz) reposted

told my telehealth psychiatrist i'm recovering from covid and she said "i thought covid was over?" ma'am you're a doctor wtf

5/9/2025, 4:23:35 PM | 1143 93 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture James Simonian (@cutts.bsky.social)

...What do you mean there's Arapaima in Kerala now? Fucking Aquaculturists, man.

5/9/2025, 6:40:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture vanilla3272 🪼✹ (@vanilla3272.bsky.social) reposted

arapaima 🏷️ #fish #fishart #digitalart #pixelart #art #animalart #arapaima #cuteart

a pixel art of an arapaima, a large freshwater fish, light blue background
2/8/2025, 3:30:02 PM | 18 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture James Simonian (@cutts.bsky.social)

There's a video of an Arapaima inhaling a bologna log going around. Same, big guy. I'm broke and hungey.

5/9/2025, 6:36:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture James Simonian (@cutts.bsky.social)

could be a nasty mix of any communicable illness, but common logic will dictate more often than not it's 'rona. *ahem* IF YOU ARE SICK STAY THE FUCK HOME, YOU NASTY MOTHERFUCKERS.

5/9/2025, 6:05:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fünhilde (@funhilde.bsky.social) reposted

Remember that Con Crud is possibly Covid-19 and that you should probably be testing for that (and maybe other things) before going around other people in public without precautions.

5/9/2025, 6:02:23 PM | 44 27 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture James Simonian (@cutts.bsky.social)

this is an old disproven claim. I have research from @jama.com that says so. jamanetwork.com/journals/jam... Autism is a heritable condition from one or both parents. RFK Jr. should step down. #Autism #ActuallyAutistic

5/9/2025, 5:56:49 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture James Simonian (@cutts.bsky.social)

Some seventh-day adventists tried leaving their crappy plagarized book on my porch because my mom lives for halloween. Ellen White smacked her head and started seeing Jesus. She also stole a ton of work from Vitologists of the era to write said book. Go to a real church. Like a Catholic one. :^)

5/9/2025, 3:05:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture James Simonian (@cutts.bsky.social)

I can't imagine fumbling the bag this badly. Could be worse, though. Could be a Randy Pitchford movie like Borderlands. 🤮💩

5/9/2025, 2:22:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture James Simonian (@cutts.bsky.social)

Imagine not wanting to have STEVEN FUCKING SPIELBERG in charge of your IP. Activision is fucking dumb.

5/9/2025, 2:18:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Travis from 93-94: A Music Podcast (@9394podcast.bsky.social) reposted

Mike Rogers can STFU about sending the National Guard into Detroit. It’s the safest it’s been in decades. Grandstanding, fear-mongering, and government overreach will not get you elected, Rogers.

5/9/2025, 11:23:29 AM | 8 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture James Simonian (@cutts.bsky.social) reply parent

also you took the time to write a reply, ergo...you do care. If you'd be so kind to go jump in a fast moving body of water with 20 pound plates tied to your ankles, that'd be cool.

5/9/2025, 1:13:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture James Simonian (@cutts.bsky.social) reply parent

>using AI for anything HOW EMBARASSING. Fuck off and die.

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5/9/2025, 1:10:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture James Simonian (@cutts.bsky.social)

Uh oh.

5/9/2025, 12:41:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture James Simonian (@cutts.bsky.social) reply parent

BTW, people with EDS go in and out of Hospice care all the time for pain management. This is the medical opinion of a former oncologist who now works to try and raise awareness for our condition.

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5/9/2025, 12:27:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture James Simonian (@cutts.bsky.social) reply parent

Why does God allow us to suffer at all? It's how life is. There are worse illnesses than cancer. I got one of them, and this has no cure, no treatment other than "here's opiates that make your organs fail slowly." Cancer eventually ends in one of two outcomes. This is forever for me.

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Profile picture The Blogging Goth (@theblogginggoth.bsky.social) reposted

Robert Smith has the opportunity to do the funniest thing

A headline from The Independent newspaper that reads
5/9/2025, 10:14:17 AM | 48 17 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture James Simonian (@cutts.bsky.social) reply parent

only upshot of this is feeling badass when you're prepping for work by throwing on eighties British Punk while taping up your problematic joints. Triple points if it's The Exploited or GBH.

5/9/2025, 4:56:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture James Simonian (@cutts.bsky.social) reply parent

My mental image is that it's a group of older ladies from some California suburb somewhere, like Burlingame. "does that say Bitch Rat? Denied!"

5/9/2025, 4:51:23 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture James Simonian (@cutts.bsky.social)

I hate it too. Mostly cause I have yet to find an athletic tape that doesn't take off a layer of my epidermis when I go to decompress after a shift.

5/9/2025, 4:49:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture James Simonian (@cutts.bsky.social) reply parent

ten bucks someone in the california government is mulling replacing them with some AI program that's even worse.

5/9/2025, 4:44:01 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture James Simonian (@cutts.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, I do use them. Mostly with braces cause my joints are crap. Also, all lgtbqia+ folks should be armed and trained in the use of said arms.

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5/9/2025, 4:28:51 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture James Simonian (@cutts.bsky.social)

Porky is having one of those horrifying moments where he sees his own species parted up and sold off as food. He's going to need EMDR and some strong anti-psychotics after this.

5/9/2025, 4:20:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture James Simonian (@cutts.bsky.social) reply parent

it's like "aw fuck, why do I not have this irritating bore blocked yet."

5/9/2025, 4:18:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture James Simonian (@cutts.bsky.social) reply parent

"comedians" too.

5/9/2025, 4:14:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture James Simonian (@cutts.bsky.social)

There's a lot of insufferable people who work gaming journalism. They just drain the energy out of you as soon as you come across their work, even if it's in a short form like this.

5/9/2025, 4:13:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nick Simon (@nicksimon.bsky.social) reposted

NBA investigators in Atlantic City in 1993:

5/9/2025, 3:37:17 AM | 20 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture James Simonian (@cutts.bsky.social)

"oh no a youtuber has slightly different views on leftism than i do i must unperson them now"

5/9/2025, 3:10:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mayoisspicyy.bsky.social (@mayoisspicyy.bsky.social) reposted

America doesn't need a nepo baby heroin addict telling us not to vaccinate our children.

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Profile picture Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted

Four years ago, I tested for COVID. I'd had dinner with someone with cancer the night before. Thanks to the vaccine, I did not give that dinner companion COVID. And I only ran a low-grade fever for a few days. Fuck that idiot RFK Jr. and the equally stupid buffoon who hired him.

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Profile picture James Simonian (@cutts.bsky.social) reply parent

There was talk of people seeing Jaguars in Texas a year or so ago. Unfortunately, these have only been rumors as they've been extirpated from the state. Last time a confirmed sighting happened was 1986.

5/9/2025, 1:50:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture James Simonian (@cutts.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait, the O'Jays are from Ohio, my bad.

5/9/2025, 1:00:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josh Sawyer (@jesawyer.bsky.social) reposted

theonion.com/fuck-everyth...

4/9/2025, 4:46:49 PM | 669 114 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture James Simonian (@cutts.bsky.social) reply parent

Dead Milkmen? John Coltrane? Dizzie Gillespie? The O'Jays?

5/9/2025, 12:53:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture James Simonian (@cutts.bsky.social) reply parent

It's only use is to make more money. Look at cinema and music.

5/9/2025, 12:48:44 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture James Simonian (@cutts.bsky.social)

I told y'all LGBT people to arm up. These people will use any excuse to deprive you of life and liberty. Do it now while you still can.

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Profile picture Palette Swap (@paletteswap.site) reposted

In a recently translated interview, game director and creator of the Kingdom Hearts series Tetsuya Nomura confirmed that his cult hit Nintendo DS title The World Ends With You was actually based on Kevin Smith’s 1995 film Mallrats. paletteswap.site/dif...

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Profile picture James Simonian (@cutts.bsky.social)

We're the sickest people on earth because our medical system is so incomprehensibly fucked by big business. This isn't hard to understand.

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Profile picture James Simonian (@cutts.bsky.social)

"What do you mean I can't play Steam games on Ubuntu? This is shits." *uninstalls partition and never touches that neckbearded shit ever again*

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Profile picture James Simonian (@cutts.bsky.social)

Eh, the WWE already held an event for one dictatorial bloodthirsty shitter country, maybe after China they can go to Russia and North Korea next and have the "Greatest Leader Battle Royale".

4/9/2025, 4:40:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture James Simonian (@cutts.bsky.social) reply parent

this argument you're making isn't new either. This is from the 1600s.

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Profile picture James Simonian (@cutts.bsky.social) reply parent

pssst, people can do both. I do volunteer work when I don't play games or work or help organize my workshop.

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Profile picture James Simonian (@cutts.bsky.social) reply parent

"Video games are clearly the culprit for the moral degredation of the West." No, It's shit fathers, thanks for playing. youtu.be/G8iOmVd1W_g

4/9/2025, 3:47:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture James Simonian (@cutts.bsky.social)

how dare people try to distract themselves from all the horrible shit in the world for a few hours. This fucking guy, man.

4/9/2025, 3:44:03 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture James Simonian (@cutts.bsky.social) reply parent

The US now has more unemployed people than job openings.

4/9/2025, 2:48:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture James Simonian (@cutts.bsky.social)

Academia in the US is about to fall off El Capitan, and I for one could not be happier. Maybe in 10 years I can finally afford a tuition to Eastern.

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Profile picture James Simonian (@cutts.bsky.social)

Good luck. I remember one year seeing someone pull a ruined hot tub out of the creek.

4/9/2025, 12:52:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture James Simonian (@cutts.bsky.social) reply parent

When you're doing so, make sure it's your shin hitting the yam bag, you don't want to break your toes or the top of your foot.

4/9/2025, 12:48:17 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture James Simonian (@cutts.bsky.social) reply parent

here you go, boo boo.

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4/9/2025, 2:27:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture James Simonian (@cutts.bsky.social) reply parent

*presents to the hospital at a 10 on the pain scale, both hips badly subluxed* Nurse: "Okay Mr. Simonian, I see on your chart you have Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome, you're my first zebra in a long time. I'm gonna start you on some fentanyl for your pain." When the fentanyl hits: youtu.be/WJpQJWpVJds?...

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Profile picture James Simonian (@cutts.bsky.social) reply parent

"Nicotine can also help with pain." Me: *smokes a jay with some old pipe tobacco* Me: What the fuuuuu

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Profile picture James Simonian (@cutts.bsky.social) reply parent

"Studies have shown anti-depressants help with chronic pain!" *takes anti-depressants for decades due to dysthymia, still feel hella pain*

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Profile picture James Simonian (@cutts.bsky.social)

Cause pork don't got a ton of iron in it. "Sir, your blood iron levels are low. We're gonna suggest a night at a nice steakhouse, order the spinach sides and a 32 ounce porterhouse."

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Profile picture James Simonian (@cutts.bsky.social)

See there's the fun weed drowsy and then the Gabapentin "I feel like I been up for 72 hours straight at the train terminal" drowsy.

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www.youtube.com/shorts/3W9d1...

4/9/2025, 1:47:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture James Simonian (@cutts.bsky.social)

Stop killing Palestinian women and children, you cunts.

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Profile picture James Simonian (@cutts.bsky.social) reply parent

IT IS

4/9/2025, 1:42:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NPR (@npr.org) reposted

A federal judge in Boston said she found it "difficult to conclude anything other than that [the Trump administration] used antisemitism as a smokescreen for a targeted, ideologically-motivated assault on this country's premier universities, and did so in a way that runs afoul of [federal law]."

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Profile picture Gematsu (@gematsu.com) reposted

Natsume Atari has filed a trademark for Shatterhand in Japan: chizai-watch.com/t/2025097921 Shatterhand is a 2D action game originally released for NES. The trademark might suggest a remake or sequel is in the works, a la Shadow of the Ninja Reborn or Pocky & Rocky Reshrined.

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Profile picture Gretchen Felker-Martin 🍉 (@scumbelievable.bsky.social) reposted

Crow T. Robot said trans rights

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Profile picture James Simonian (@cutts.bsky.social)

NYC Guido Voice: "Whadda ya mean cripples got rights? I thought they only counted for halfa person?"

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Profile picture Jasozz (@jasozzgames.bsky.social) reposted

Rise again. Finish the fight. CULTIC: Chapter Two launches September 18th! Check out the link in the Replies to Wishlist and read more about the launch!

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Profile picture Dan (@golazodan.bsky.social) reposted

You know a wrestler is young when they’re doing leg drops like

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Profile picture Ghostdog Millionaire 🇿🇦 (@projectauuman.bsky.social) reposted

@shaneo2.bsky.social here ya go. zionist Kryptonite. mandela did say this and israel HATED him in genreal. and here he is with jewish south african and ANC member and close friend to mandela,joe slovo

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Profile picture John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ (@floppyadult.com) reposted

People hate disability more than death

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Profile picture Trish Greenhalgh (@trishgreenhalgh.bsky.social) reposted

Your periodic reminder that mRNA vaccines are a scientific and public health game-changer. Those that have been approved have passed stringent efficacy and safety checks. They protect you and your child against potentially fatal diseases. You may, however, get a sore arm.

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Profile picture James Simonian (@cutts.bsky.social)

if Matt Groening gets named in the Epstein Files, I'm gonna be sad. I loved the Simpsons and Futurama. Especially how those shows gave some really funny people a start in comedy.

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Profile picture forever botchamania (@maffewgregg.bsky.social) reposted

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPPU... I appreciate MMA On Point giving me Sakuraba content

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Profile picture Ayo (@darrylayo.bsky.social) reposted

your kid is autistic because YOU are autistic. your kid is *ALIVE* because of vaccines

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Profile picture James Simonian (@cutts.bsky.social)

79 is the wrong age to start worrying about your immortal soul, man. Especially when you've allegedly done some of the shit you did.

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Profile picture James Simonian (@cutts.bsky.social) reply parent

My grandmother's family founded the first Polish community in the New World. 1848. A few years later the Thumb fire happened and they lost almost everything. The Irish side of my family however I can trace back to a rake poet in 1680. They didn't come here until at least the 1900s.

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Profile picture James Simonian (@cutts.bsky.social)

what a douche.

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Profile picture James Simonian (@cutts.bsky.social)

Hell yeah, Monica. Some barn cats I know aren't even that prodigious about their ratting skills.

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Profile picture James Simonian (@cutts.bsky.social)

Holy shit, I remember spending hours trying to animate these in GIMP as a wee babby child.

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Profile picture James Simonian (@cutts.bsky.social)

They call it trickle down economics cause it's billionaires just pissing in the faces of the poor and middle class.

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Profile picture James Simonian (@cutts.bsky.social) reply parent

I grew up just down the road from their cider mill. it's astounding to see them get so big. They even have an edibles line now.

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Profile picture James Simonian (@cutts.bsky.social) reply parent

I hate it here so much. I want to go out to Arizona, dig a pit and just forget the world exists.

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Profile picture BeijingPalmer (@beijingpalmer.bsky.social) reposted

this is correct though the entire career - what we know of it - of Wallace Fard Muhammad is a crazy story, ending with him being chased out of Detroit after one of his followers performed a human sacrifice. we have no idea what happened to him afterward

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Profile picture James Simonian (@cutts.bsky.social)

Does this mean those two assholes Dave and Chuck can fuck off into a black hole now? Bring back Drew Lane.

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Profile picture James Simonian (@cutts.bsky.social) reply parent

No shit? Here I was thinking we were the pride of the midwe-hahahaa

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Profile picture James Simonian (@cutts.bsky.social)

Bryan Gregory's brother is a retired fireman around here somewhere.

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Profile picture WDET 101.9 FM (@wdet.bsky.social) reposted

Happy Labor Day, Detroit! 💪 pc: @uawarchivist.bsky.social

Old poster that says,
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Profile picture alyssa mercante (@alyssamerc.bsky.social) reposted

I am looking to chat with people who have been disparagingly featured in Zack “Asmongold” Hoyt’s content. I would like to see how this affected you, especially if you can provide ample receipts and clear timelines. Please signal boost this anywhere you’d like, as I’m not on Twitter anymore.

2/9/2025, 1:16:34 PM | 1333 668 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture James Simonian (@cutts.bsky.social)

So McDonald's tried this thing in the eighties where they tried separating the cold ingredients in a sandwich from the hot component by storing them in close Styrofoam shells. It...didn't really work. The lettuce would still be wilted.

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Profile picture James Simonian (@cutts.bsky.social) reply parent

youtu.be/oNCiH8DOmhI?...

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Profile picture James Simonian (@cutts.bsky.social)

"But wouldn't that hu-" SSSSSSSSSSSSSH!!!

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Profile picture James Simonian (@cutts.bsky.social) reply parent

Sorry, your hard drive filled with "bit coins" doesn't count.

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Profile picture James Simonian (@cutts.bsky.social)

To me, you're not a real billionaire unless you have a massive vault full of gold bullion and gems complete with diving board.

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